I don't know how long I slept before I woke up and opened my eyes, and I heard many people running around and telling each other: "The clown is awake, the clown is awake." "Who are these people who are so enthusiastic about me?

It's already dark, why are there still so many people? Didn't I say in my heart that if you are full of food and drink, you will all go home separately? Why don't you leave, do you have to have another dinner? For a while, my stomach was full of unsightly little family anger, and my heart was not very happy, and I wanted to see who it was? When I opened my eyes, I was startled.

A room where is not a person at all, all of them are floating in the air, and there is no wind and it is shaking, damn it, so many ghosts? These ghosts dared to swagger and appear in front of me without fear, and my backer goddess must not be around.

I hurriedly pretended to be afraid, and cried loudly, this trick was seen through very quickly, and an old man's messy head suddenly bared his teeth at me, gritted his teeth and hated: "You stinky boy, cry, cry hard, this house is sealed by us, you cry through the sky, and no one can come in." ”

Seeing that it was this old man, my heart was completely relaxed, and I suddenly sneered at the old man and scolded: "You old ghosts, you have been dead for so many years, you don't go to the Yama Hall to report, what do you do at home, I didn't see you bless me when the days were weekdays, and this day is only a little better, so you will come to the door to fight the autumn breeze." "I took the initiative and raked it head-on.

It's a pity that my ghost ancestors have no shame at all, and laughed together after listening to my words, I asked with cold eyes if it's funny, and the old ghost gave me a paw on his face: "If there are no old ghosts like us, where did you come from, this little ghost." ”

I've been a ghost for a long time, and I have a gloomy resentment, although I wear a lot, but I can still feel cold, and I already know that I have come to my own ancestors, and my panicked heart is slowly settled.

The old ghost enthusiastically introduced me one by one: "This is your grandfather and grandmother; I'm your grandfather, that's your grandmother, that's your grandfather, that's your grandfather, that's your second grandfather, your second grandmother, and those two boys are your grandfather and second grandfather......

I smiled bitterly: "Okay, it's really a good ancestor, a group of poor ghosts have come to the door to fight the autumn wind." ”

The group of ghosts laughed gloomily, not caring about my poisonous words, my uncle and second uncle were still three or four years old, boringly spraying green light into the oil lamp, and the lights in the room were miserable and flickering.

The old ghost said: "We don't want to come either, in fact, but boy, do you know that our family is a ghost, why no one can be reincarnated, and can only come on your big day?" ”

"I don't want to know at all, a bunch of ghosts that the prince of Yama doesn't want to take in, who cares if you don't reincarnate." I was upset that I knew too much and refused to understand their situation.

I don't ask, but the old ghost can answer by himself: "That's because our ancestral tomb has been cursed, as long as the people of our family enter the earth, they will enter that bureau, and it is even more difficult to get out, even the underworld can't sense us, so naturally we can't be reincarnated."

I scoffed, "Spells? You joke, our family is not a big family, who would do such a boring thing. ”

The old ghost was angry: "You kid is a little boy, but why are you so angry, if we weren't calculated, we would have made a fortune decades ago, if you don't listen to me well, see if I don't beat you." ”

Seeing that the old ghost was angry, I finally stopped quipping him and asked, "Who has such great ability?" Can such a bureau be laid out? Have you made a feud with someone else? ”

The old ghost sneered: "Where is the hatred, it's just interests, this Qingzhou Mansion is destined to have only four landlords, if we make a fortune, the four families will have us, and there will be no business for them." ”

I was amazed and asked, "Do you know who did it?" ”

The old ghost said: "The Li family in the south of the city is the in-laws of the rich man. Shi Yin snatched our luck back then, and now they are one of the top landlords in Qingzhou Mansion. ”

I wondered: "Since you know the reason, why didn't you say it earlier, if you had said it decades ago, wouldn't you have been liberated a long time ago?" ”

The second grandfather, who was eating, said angrily: "Do you think anyone can see us? Can anyone hear us? ”

"How hard is it for the ghost to talk to people? Can't you dream about it"?

"Tuomeng, hehe, just you are a smart person, let me tell you, if it weren't for your birth today, the momentum of the ancestral tomb would have increased greatly, do you think we would be able to come out?"

I really don't have any feelings for these old ghosts, but Liu and his mother care about me very much, and they have long regarded them as my relatives in my heart, and I have suffered for so many years for this, I can't know if I don't do something, I squinted my eyes at the moment and secretly calculated in my heart.

An important question comes to mind, "Why isn't my grandpa with you?" ”

"Your grandfather? He doesn't know where he died, and he doesn't know if he has become a lonely ghost and can't find his way home, maybe he hasn't died at all, oops, leave him alone, let's talk about our business. ”

"Are you sure it's really my ancestor?" Looking at the sarcasm on my face, the old ghost's face seemed to be smeared with a touch of color.

"Your business, but to build a grave for you, can not only break the other party's arrangement, but also show off in front of the villagers, and get out as soon as possible. The old man still knows shame. actually blushed and didn't answer, and the second grandfather next to him stood up sideways without blushing, "We just want your kid to repair it for us, what's the matter, do you dare not listen to the words of your ancestors." The other ghost ancestors nodded their heads together, deeply convinced.

People are afraid of shamelessness, this second master is clearly a shameless character, my eyelids jumped a few times, after thinking about the gains and losses, I made up my mind, so I said slowly: "It's not impossible to repair, but you touch your chest and ask yourself, what did you do for this family, where were you when the days were bad before?" You haven't done anything for decades? I don't believe it, you really can't do anything? ”

The obscene old man didn't have the arrogance just now, and asked cautiously: "Boy, you can say what you want your ancestors to do for you, just look at the few wisps of green smoke from the ancestral tomb, our request is not too much." ”

The ancestral grave smoked and took it out, and looked at their miserable appearance, I knew that they had also suffered a lot of sins, even if it wasn't for them, I should have planned for my mother and grandmother. Thinking of this, I looked at the ghosts who were worried slowly, and suddenly laughed: Those ghost ancestors laughed with me inexplicably. I sighed with a long face and said, "The past is over, and you have also suffered, forget it, I only have one request now, and I will help you with feng shui when I do it." “

The old man asked nervously, "What do you want us to do?" “

"I want you to go and get my own grandfather back, to see people alive and souls to die. You old ghosts are idle every day, so go find them for me, and as long as there is news, I will help you fix it immediately. "The old ghosts said with a sad face: But we can't leave the place where the bones are buried, as long as we go farther, we will be scattered immediately."

I said indifferently: "With me, you can't die even if you want to." Go with peace of mind. The old ghosts were pleasantly surprised and said, "Really? I said angrily, "What's the good of lying to you? Find them all for me. "When the old ghosts saw what I said, they turned into green smoke and floated out. The miserable green oil lamp flickered a few times, and finally turned back to red.

People and ghosts have been together for a long time, and their breath is always stained on their bodies, and as soon as they leave, I immediately cry. The goddess and Shen Xiaohua listened to my powerful cry, and quickly pushed the door in, and the goddess sniffed in the air and said that her face changed greatly and asked:

"Joker, did you see anything just now?"

"No", I categorically deny it,

"That's not right, why do I smell ghosts, well, there are quite a few ghosts." Surprised by her peculiar nose, Shen Xiaohua was there, and it was inconvenient for me to say it clearly, so I just winked at her secretly.

The goddess smiled and said to Shen Xiaohua, "I scared him, it's okay." Shen Xiaohua hugged me and smiled.

A few days passed, and the old ghost took a hole to tell me that he hadn't found my grandfather, and by the way, he asked when the construction would start, and I sneered at me and ran away in embarrassment.

Zhang San'er is not a responsible man, after observing for a few days, I saw through his personality is a little soft, all the affairs at home are arranged by my mother Shen Xiaohua, he can do something to help, but every man here is playing chess and cards, dice mahjong proficient gambling sticks, often gambling behind his mother's back, as long as Liu hears about it, he will beat Zhang San'er, but he is honest for only three days, and he relapses, grandma sighed, and said to his mother: "Flower, this family will work hard for you in the future." ”

I showed Zhang San his face, the left Fude Palace, the Guanlu Palace is bleak, the lord is poor and old all his life, the only change is that the right Fude Palace is shining, obviously there are nobles around to help, and his nobles seem to be here with my mother.

This man was born with a good mouth, with vermilion lips and 'cow teeth', and he was born with a mouth that eats all directions, and his appearance is also extremely powerful, easy to provoke peach blossoms, looking at Shen Xiaohua's appearance, I know that he is no longer the simple little fisherman and little third brother in the past. But there is a sky on everyone's head, he is my own father, what can I do with him?

I sleep when I'm full, eat when I'm asleep, I always have to find something to do when I'm free, my mana cultivation is all gone, I can only like to show my family for entertainment when I'm fine, Liu and Zhang San'er's are just that, but Shen Xiaohua's life is a little blurry, I can't see through it, I secretly grabbed her hand to see, and I couldn't understand it.

With this question, I took the opportunity to ask the goddess, who was not moved at all, and only said: "Clown, if you really have a conscience, you can treat your mother well, her life is destined to be incomprehensible." ”

A sentence without a head and a tail is inexplicable to me, but my mother Shen Xiaohua's life is very good, and there shouldn't be anything bad.

Since the day I was born, I have been notorious for a radius of dozens of miles, and when I speak, it is a natural disaster, what is it if it is not a broom star?

Liu likes to hug me in front of the haystack at the entrance of the village to bask in the sun, in the northern winter, dripping into ice, I wrapped in thick clothes, like zongzi appeared in front of people.

Because I seldom went out, the people in the village didn't see me much, and they rushed up, and I didn't know the severity of my hands and feet, and my whole body was pinched very uncomfortably, and I screamed loudly to express my dissatisfaction, and they slowly dispersed.

When I was born, it was already the end of autumn planting, because of the unconsciously popped out of a sentence that had no harvest, offended I don't know how many people, such an unconscious sentence is often a slogan, and many older elders have a lot of worry in their eyes when they look at me.

A little girl who was slightly older than me and could walk came to me, looked at it carefully for a while, and then turned around and cried, "Mother, I'm afraid, this child is too ugly." ”

I hated to look at her a few times, secretly pinched my grandmother's arm, and signaled with my eyes that I was going home.

The girl's mother came to apologize vigorously, Liu waved her hand generously, turned around and walked back, and there was a gossip behind her: "Xiaosan and Xiaohua are so good, why did they give birth to a child, so ugly?" ”

"It's not simple, the child must not be a little three, you see how much he looks like his father."

The boring gossip of these people made me very unhappy to hear, and secretly hated; "Fuck, you people, I remember you, I won't let you take advantage of a needle from the old Zhang family."