Anyway, how do I explain it, the policewoman in front of me just doesn't believe the fact that I hit a ghost.

She actually said that if there was really a ghost, she wouldn't be able to see it. I'm speechless about this.

It's strange enough to say, how did you see a ghost for some reason?

I didn't bother to talk nonsense, I got up and was about to leave, but I was actually controlled, and the female police officer didn't let me go, and said that it was all for my good.

At this moment, outside the police station, a white van stopped, and two men were wearing white coats, and the same words were printed on the clothes of the car: Haicheng Psychiatric Hospital.

Nima, unlucky, just like that, I was forcibly sent to a psychiatric hospital.

It was my first time in such a legendary place.

is a little different from the TV series, the mental hospitals on TV are all gloomy and terrifying.

However, Haicheng Psychiatric Hospital is very lively.

There are several beds in a room, and the patients are bragging all over the world.

Let's say I live in a house where there are four people in it.

The other three knelt on the ground and bowed when they were fine.

"I, Liu Bei, I'm Guan Yu, I'm Zhang Fei!" The three of them wore hospital gowns, kowtowed to the corner: "Today, my three brothers, righteous marriage Jinlan, do not seek to be born in the same year and month, but to die in the same year, month and day!" ”

For these three people, I am helpless, where is this? This disease is really not light! But don't say it, these three people are quite interesting, the eldest Liu Bei, the second Guan Yu, and the third Zhang Fei, are similar to the appearance described in the novel.

Of course, it's not just these three people who are a little bit of a second-minded person, but the rest of the patients are like this.

Some say that they are the reincarnation of Qin Shi Huang, and some say that they are Xiang Yu and Liu Bang. Some people even say that they are Monkey King, and they are sent to Ultraman to appear!

I wanted to run out, but I watched too strictly, and the passage of the ward was all locked and guarded by 24-hour security.

Hey, if you come here, you will be safe, anyway, it is for food and shelter, and it is quite chic.

Again, the words are divided into two ends......

Someone here must be talking about me, how did the first-person book become the third person?

What can I do? All I can tell you is: with your wisdom it is difficult to understand the drops! Why do you talk so much?

Let's move on......

At this moment, in the suburbs of Haicheng, in a two-story building, such a scene is being staged.

An old man reprimanded the child: "Erlei, Erlei, you said you could do something." Not to mention catching ghosts and letting ghosts run away, even the guy who eats is lost. That bottle of cow tears, do you know how much money I spent to get it? ”

After hearing this, the child said a little hippiely: "Grandpa, I didn't mean it either. Besides, it's just a cow's tear, and it's not an unusual thing, so you can buy some more. Instead of putting money into the stock market to lose money, it is better to add some ghost catching supplies. ”

After the child finished speaking, the old man became even more angry: "You know a fart. If ordinary people use those cow tears, they will die, do you know? Whatever I say to you is in vain! Punish you for doing a month's worth of housework. ”

The child nodded helplessly.

The old man continued, "Alright, that's it for today. Come with me tomorrow to catch that female ghost, and I've already calculated her approximate range. It should be hidden in the Haicheng Mental Hospital, that place was a cemetery before, and the yin qi is heavy, which has a double effect on her recovery! ”

On my side, in a psychiatric hospital, the first day was uneventful, but on the second night, I suddenly had an urgent need to urinate, and I hurried to the toilet.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the toilet, I heard a voice from inside.

"Beauty, I will promise you whatever you say. Can you be my girlfriend? A somewhat coquettish voice rang out.

I was blinded at the time, what is the situation? Is there a woman in the toilet? This is the men's campus.

I peeked in, and I sat down on the ground in fright.

Where is there a beautiful woman, it is clearly a female ghost.

The female ghost was bleeding, her whole body was unrecognizable, her body was rotting, and she stood in front of the man who spoke.

Nima, no wonder this is a mental hospital, and there is no one for that man, a female ghost is a beauty? I still have to engage with others, what a ruthless character!

"Huh? Big brother, are you alright? "The man who wanted to have sex with a beautiful woman saw me sitting on the ground and ran straight over.

He looked at me and said, "Come, big brother, let me introduce you, this is my girlfriend, Xiaohua." You see she's pretty. ”

With that, the guy pulled me up, and then dragged me to the female ghost.

I'm going to cry, this guy isn't mentally ill, he's brain-dead! If you want to say that I am also unlucky, I have been in a mental hospital, how can I still meet ghosts.

Just when he didn't know what to do, two familiar figures appeared in front of him.

One old and one young. Needless to say, I know who it is, yes, it's the two guys I ran the black car and pulled before.

"Bold and demonic, Lang Lang Qiankun, in broad daylight, you dare to harm people, see that I don't accept you today."

The old man said coaxingly, holding a peachwood sword in one hand and tiring up his hairstyle without much hair in the other.

Just look, the old man stepped forward, holding a peachwood sword, muttering something Maoshan Qingxin Mantra in his mouth, and stabbed at the female ghost.

The female ghost is not a fool either, and she dodged in the blink of an eye.

The female ghost floated in the air, laughing loudly: "Stinky Taoist." How can you be everywhere. ”

A sword missed, the old man was neither humble nor arrogant, took out a piece of rune paper from his pocket, lit it out of thin air, and in an instant, the golden light appeared, and the fire was magnificent.

The female ghost was hit by the golden light. His body dimmed, and there were puffs of white smoke.

Then, the female ghost was a little angry, she shook her hand a few black gases, and just hit her. Coincidentally, black gas hit me.

At that time, I was cold, and it felt like I had fallen into an ice cellar on a hot summer day, and I was sneezing cold, and I couldn't stand on my feet.

"Erlei, sticker! Don't let this female ghost run away again. In addition, remove the yin qi for this donor. The old man said a few words to the little fat man, and then fought with the female ghost again.

After hearing this, the little fat man took out a few pieces of rune paper and pasted them on the walls around him. In this way, it seems that the female ghost will not be able to escape through the wall.

At the same time, the little fat man ran up to me again, and he also took out a charm, lit it out of thin air, and called at me.

It's strange to say. Being by the little fat man like this, I suddenly didn't feel cold, the whole body was warm, how comfortable it was.

"Thank you, little brother." I said to the little fat man. The little fat man smiled and waved his hand, as if it was trivial to say anything else.

The old man and the female ghost, you come and go, and you are very happy.

And at this time, the buddies on the side quit. He shouted at the old man, "You bad old man, very bad! ”

"Hurry up and stop, my girlfriend has provoked you." Saying that, this brainless buddy, go and pull the old man.

The old man was nimble, and kicked the brain-dead buddy to the ground with one kick.

"You, comrade, are you lacking in heart? This person has a different path, you like a female ghost, and there is no good end. The old man said solemnly.

After finishing speaking, the buddy who fell to the ground wanted to refute, but the female ghost spoke: "You stinky and shameless." Who's your girlfriend, did I promise you? Look at the way you look, can you be worthy of me? If it weren't for the fact that your yang energy is too heavy, you would have died a long time ago! ”

After the female ghost finished speaking, the buddy who fell to the ground was about to cry, and after holding it for a long time, he said, "You, you will lose me like this." I thought it was love coming, but I didn't expect you to be a negative person, oh no, a negative ghost. ”

Seeing that this guy was so pitiful, I persuaded him for a long time. In the end, this guy said that I was a good person and wanted to recognize me as a big brother.

So, there was such a conversation.

"Big brother in the world, please be worshiped by the younger brother!" I hurriedly helped him up and said, "Brother Yang, you're welcome, they're all brothers." ”

"Don't call me Brother Yang, call me by my full name, Brother Yang Wei!" I was speechless about this. The name is a bit of a connotation.

"Maoshan is on the right path, urgent as a law, receive!" At this moment, the old man took out a small gourd and sucked the female ghost into it at once.

"That's it!" The old man said with some smugness.

This will also figure it out, it turns out that these two people in front of me are not making movies, but legendary Taoist priests. It is true that people cannot be seen, and the sea water cannot be measured.

After that, I followed the old and the young out of the mental hospital. We walked away with a swagger, because those security guards and other things were all put down by this grandfather and grandson, and these two people are also powerful enough.

Before leaving, I asked Brother Yang Wei if he would come with me, and Brother Yang Wei said, "Big brother, I won't go out." Otherwise, I'll starve to death outside. If you're okay, come back and see me. Don't forget, what is the agreement between the two of you, you have to introduce me to a girlfriend! ”

At this, I fainted directly. This guy is really an optimist.