Chapter 4 Don't cry, I'm a Taoist
I told the little fat man about the bag that was left in my car.
And asked him why he could see ghosts. The little fat man said, did you use eye drops? I nodded.
The little fat man told me that it was not an eye drop, but a cow's tear, and after applying it, he could see ghosts for three days and three nights.
I was speechless about this. The hand is too cheap, otherwise, there will be no such thing as the latter.
After that, I told the story of the hanged man.
After hearing this, the old man said, "You can help me solve this matter." But it costs 5,000 yuan to catch ghosts.
I'm Nima, I almost cried, it's too dark. I now have a hundred yuan, which is still the fare that the old man paid before, and I discussed whether it could be cheaper, but the old man said that he would not negotiate the price.
Fortunately, the little fat man is more righteous, saying that this kind of little ghost can be cleaned up without his grandfather.
As for his appearance fee, it is cheap, just buy two Wahaha.
As I spoke, I arrived at my apartment, and I opened the door in a hurry, and when I went in, I saw that the red-clothed hanged ghost was still in the house.
She was glad to see me come in.
"I thought you ran away, what are you doing these days. What I ask you to do, do you help or not? If you don't help me, I'll pester you for the rest of your life. ”
I didn't pay attention to the hanged ghost, but I found a Taoist priest, and I was afraid that she wouldn't make it?
Seeing that I did not speak, the hanged man became angry and ran for me.
At this time, the little fat man entered the house. He held a gossip mirror in his hand, muttering a few words in his mouth, and suddenly, the gossip mirror emitted a golden light and shot on the body of the hanged ghost.
The hanged man was beaten and flew far away, and his body became indifferent, as if he was about to hang up at any time.
Seeing that the little fat man is so awesome, I said in my heart, this Wahaha money is not spent in vain, it is really pie!
I thought that next, the little fat man also took out a gourd and took away the hanged ghost, but who would have thought that the little fat man stopped.
And at this time, the hanged man was still aggrieved and cried over there.
"Woo woo, I'm so pitiful, I was killed and turned into a ghost. Now, I want to be gone......"
"Don't cry, I didn't say I'm going to make you lose your soul." The little fat man sat on the sofa, looked at the hanged ghost and said, "Look at your Taoism, you shouldn't have harmed anyone." There are good people and bad people, and there are good ghosts and bad ghosts, and I only accept bad ghosts. ”
After the little fat man finished speaking, I was a little embarrassed, am I not human? This hanged ghost is going to haunt me for the rest of my life.
"Well said, worthy of my grandson." At the same time, the old man also came in.
"The world, this female ghost is quite pitiful. It's fate that the two of you can meet, so you can help her. Find out who killed her! The old man said, I don't even dare to object to this.
No way, who will let the family catch ghosts.
In this way, the hanged ghost and I have an indissoluble fate.
When the grandfather and grandson were leaving, they gave me cow tears, so that I would not be able to communicate with the hanged man.
The two of them also improved the Taoism of female ghosts for ten years. It is said that a few yin talismans were used, so that the female ghost absorbed a lot of yin energy.
In this way, the female ghost can leave the house.
They also left me a business card, saying that if there was something wrong, I would go to them.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, before I could wake up naturally, I was woken up by the hanged ghost. She lay in my ear and shouted at me so desperately that I almost peed.
Hey, with her, I don't even have to set an alarm clock. She can not sleep, but I can't. I'll let her be honest for a while, and I'll get some more sleep.
It's a pity that God doesn't fulfill people's wishes, and this dead girl has to investigate the cause of her death now.
I had no choice but to get up and wash up.
With the remaining eighty yuan after buying Wahaha for Erlei yesterday, I found a small restaurant and had some food.
During the meal, the hanged man sat across from me and talked to me.
Now that her Taoism has improved, she can appear during the day. Of course, ordinary people can't see her, unless someone like me, who is also wiping the tears of a cow.
The hanged ghost is called Shen Yu, who just graduated from college this year and works in an advertising agency.
Her family is not very good, and her parents are from the countryside, so she works hard in Haicheng alone.
She didn't have a boyfriend, she didn't offend anyone, and she died in a daze a few months ago. When he turned into a ghost, he found that he had hanged himself.
According to Shen Yu, she is quite pitiful. She didn't have the heart to commit suicide at all, who thought that death was inexplicable. I'm also puzzled by this.
There must be a conspiracy in this.
I asked her if she had any suspicions, and she said, "In the company before, there was a male colleague who had been stalking her. ”
After hearing this, I slapped my thigh and said, "It's definitely annoyed and angry, you don't get along with other people, he hurt you." ”
Thinking of this, I admired myself, I thought it was so difficult, is this what it means? When I found this male colleague, I beat him up, and I guess he had to recruit everything.
In the restaurant, I was talking to myself, and many people looked at me strangely, and they muttered that I was afraid of being a fool.
In this regard, I am faint, they know a fart, what's so funny, buddy is now a half-Taoist priest.
After eating, I drove to Xiaoyu's company.
After looking at the time, at five o'clock in the afternoon, Xiaoyu said that their company would not get off work until six o'clock. So, I smoked a cigarette and waited.
At 6:01, a number of people walked out of the advertising agency building.
"That's him. Wang Qiang, that's him! Xiaoyu beside me, pointing at a man.
After hearing this, I walked over and stopped the person named Wang Qiang.
The guy in front of him, with short hair, a small head, wearing black-rimmed glasses, is quite thin.
But there was a hint of obscenity in his eyes, Nima, one hundred percent, not a good person, I thought so.
"Who are you? Why? I stopped him, Wang Qiang said a little unhappily.
I smiled, and then said, "Your name is Wang Qiang, right?" Come with me? I have something to ask you. ”
After saying that, I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and pulled him into my car.
When he arrived at my car, Wang Qiang was obviously a little panicked, and he shouted, who are you and what is the matter? If I don't say anything, I'll call the police!
For Wang Qiang's words, I laughed.
I said to him, "Are you still calling the police?" You call the police and see who the police come to arrest!
Wang Qiang listened to my words and fell silent, not knowing what he was thinking.
Immediately, I struck while the iron was hot and asked, "Shen Yu, do you know?" Her death, is it not your fault! ”
All of a sudden, I just asked this question. As soon as these words came out, Wang Qiang obviously panicked. The whole person is like a frightened cat.
"You, don't talk nonsense. Her death has nothing to do with me! Wang Qiang's tone has changed, if you want to talk about this, it has nothing to do with him, I don't believe it if you kill me.
As he spoke, Wang Qiang became excited. He tugged at my car door and tried to run away.
You know, my car is a six-handed QQ, and if you tinker for a while, you won't have to break up for me.
So, I came up with a killer idea! What the? That's right, cow tears!
I held down Wang Qiang and gave him two tears in his eyes.
After the drop, Wang Qiang cried all over. He screamed, "Oh ghost! ”
That's right, at this time, I have already made Shen Yu change into the most terrifying appearance.
Shen Yu's tongue stuck out of the elder, and his seven orifices were bleeding, but it really scared Wang Qiang a lot.
Seeing Wang Qiang like this, I laughed. I said, "Don't be afraid, brother, don't cry, buddy is a Taoist." ”