Boring 21st century 32 New Year's greetings
Qiao Yiyu's words were like a fixation spell on Han Le, for about five or six seconds, Han Le didn't move with his mouth open, and when he realized what Qiao Yiyu said, he first instinctively felt a burst of ecstasy, but this joy didn't last long, and was pulled back to reality by reason - looking at Qiao Yiyu's normal look again, Han Le immediately understood what the other party meant, just "for a while".
Although his heart was still beating a little disobediently, Han Le's face was still restrained: "Oh, it's okay, okay." "Okay! Yes! Yes! Yes! Han Le secretly answered a few more times in his heart.
The fastest ones on the table were the cold dishes bought from the supermarket, followed by a few big fish and meat made by Qiao Yiyu, as for Han Le's pot of "red and yellow" unknown objects, Han Le checked it when he collected the dishes and chopsticks, and the weight seemed to be no less at all.
Watching the Spring Festival Gala has become one of the Spring Festival customs in China, although it is a bit boring with so many faces, and the program arrangement can guess the roughly guessing order, but the content will always make people look forward to it. In the past few years, Han Le spent the Spring Festival alone, and often went to KFC to buy a family bucket to accompany him, but this year was different, and he suddenly gained a girlfriend!
Seeing Han Le's obviously overly excited appearance, Qiao Yiyu also wondered if his decision was a little hasty, but when he thought of the countless "invitations" similar to today's lunch that he might have to face in the future, Qiao Yiyu felt that this measure would be required sooner or later, and since the last incident, the most suitable candidate can obviously only be Han Le.
For the tradition of watching TV on Chinese New Year's Eve, Qiao Yiyu already knows something on the Internet, after all, you can see many posts on Baidu to guess what programs will be there this year, but the time is still early, although the two have tried to reduce the speed of eating, but now it is less than 7 o'clock, there is still half an hour, at this time looking out from the balcony, there are already some sporadic fireworks, Qiao Yiyu obviously has not seen the fireworks with the sound of explosions, so he went to the balcony to watch.
"It's better at 12 p.m.," Han Le suggested, "and that's when it's spectacular." ”
So what are you doing in the past half an hour, Han Le took out the trick he always used to deal with Xie Yongqing before, opened a large * drawer under the TV, and said: "Go, checkers, chess, backgammon, beast chess, strong hand chess, flying chess...... Pick and choose. "If it was Xie Yongqing, Han Le would be ashamed to add, you are not an opponent anyway.
Qiao Yiyu came over with some surprise, opened it the same way, and asked Han Le some rules of the game by the way, but in the end, her eyes were attracted by a long small box, and when she opened it, she saw that there were colorful plastic sticks inside: "What is this?" ”
"Didn't you play when you were a kid?" Han Le asked rhetorically.
Of course, Qiao Yiyu hadn't played, so he shook his head.
"It's a game stick," Han Le took it out to demonstrate the rules, "Scatter it on the table and pick it, you can't affect other sticks, you can use the stick in your hand as an assist, just like this." Han Le took two white sticks to "lift" the gold with the highest score when he spoke, but after all, he hadn't played for N years, and he trembled as soon as he touched his hands, which was obviously a foul.
"This is good," Qiao Yiyu nodded, "Let's play this." ”
Han Le remembers that he was very good at anything in his childhood, playing marbles by selling three to five of the loot back to the commissary for three to five dimes to win more than a dozen four-wheel drive cars, fan pictures won more than the textbooks in his school bag, and for a while it was popular to throw sandbags and turn mahjong tiles, a group of boys used this to bet on marbles, and as a result, Han Le won back a pair of double happiness table tennis rackets for more than 30 yuan...... The game stick is exactly what he played in the second and third grades, and it was not as popular as the above, so Han Le didn't have much opportunity to practice after that, and this set of game sticks was just a trip to the supermarket and occasionally saw it back and bought it back for nostalgia.
So Han Le's performance can be imagined, the game stick is a kind of thing that tests people's carefulness and patience, every time Han Le starts almost a touch, and then it is to watch Qiao Yiyu's performance, collect more than half of the game stick and even "clear the stage once".
However, while admitting defeat, Han Le still didn't forget to mention the courage of the year: "You haven't met me when you were a child, and you can play everything." Then he went back to the room with great interest and showed Qiao Yiyu his childhood museum, in addition to these chess games in the living room, there were also a bunch of Zheng Yuanjie's fairy tale books, a set of spinning tops, and a fast four-wheel drive car with batteries installed.
"What did you play with when you were a kid?" Han Le asked naturally.
Qiao Yiyu obviously couldn't tell the truth, so he could only lie: "I'm not as rich as you, I've always been a good student." ”
The Spring Festival Gala began while talking, and the two of them sat down to watch, the Spring Festival Gala in the past few years was cut on the web page by one person, and if you think it's interesting, you can look at it twice, and if it's boring, you can listen to it as background music, but the two people don't look the same, and it seems that the singing and dancing programs that were boring in the past have also become interesting.
For Qiao Yiyu, the Spring Festival Gala is similar to Peking Opera in the eyes of modern people, no, it should be said that it is similar to Hawaii's hula, being able to appreciate it is just fresh and interesting, but these two alone can't last long, so Qiao Yiyu will keep closing his eyes later, Han Le noticed it, so the excitement just now gradually calmed down.
At 12 o'clock in the evening, as the host counted down to the last moment, countless bright colors suddenly burst out in the night sky outside the window, and countless Li Huaqi put on the bright night scene of Shenhai to look a little inferior, Qiao Yiyu looked surprised at the night shelf on the drawing board, Han Le said good night to her, and then went back to her room.
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"Happy New Year, Happy New Year!" After getting up and seeing Qiao Yiyu, Han Le congratulated him, Qiao Yiyu was answering the phone, saw Han Le give him a look, and then stuffed the phone to him - Han Le knew that his "boyfriend" should take office.
"Dong Chou! Happy New Year, Happy New Year! Han Le's voice greeted the person on the phone, "I heard Xiaoyu say that you have two concert tickets there?" Can you resell it to us, you see that Xiaoyu and I are also just developing, so I don't know what she likes...... That's it.,I'm sorry.,I'm sorry to trouble you.,By the way.,If Xiaoyu's phone is turned off in the future, you can find me.,It's the same......"
"It's finished." Han Le put down the phone, and then sighed, "I can hear that he is a little disappointed!" ”
Qiao Yiyu didn't speak, and she didn't want to do it, but was there a better way?
Han Le went to the kitchen to brew two cups of brown sugar water, and it stands to reason that he would put a date, but he didn't prepare it, he bought a lot of melon seeds, pistachios, chocolate candy and the like, and gave her a piece of jade belt cake when he gave it to Qiao Yiyu to drink. But I didn't expect to see it in the supermarket yesterday and miss it again, people.
In fact, this thing is not bad for breakfast, the disadvantage is that it is a little sweet and dry, Han Le originally planned to cook some rice balls for breakfast, but he lost confidence when he remembered his tomato scrambled eggs last night, Qiao Yiyu didn't seem to have this idea, so he ate some pastries to make do. After breakfast, Han Le was going to the station, taking the car back to his hometown to pay New Year's greetings, Qiao Yiyu helped to get something by the way, and when he got in the taxi, Han Le also tentatively asked if Qiao Yiyu would go back with him, and by the way, he would also play his girlfriend - Qiao Yiyu just said no.
Belvedere is not very far from Shen Hai, but it is not close, when it arrives, it is already more than one o'clock in the afternoon, Han Le is a little hungry, when he comes down with a lot of New Year's goods, Han Le sees that there are countless same things on the side of the station that are the same as those he is carrying, and he can't help but scold himself for being stupid: "I suffer in vain every year, why don't you increase your memory!" "But thinking that the price of the temporary sale at the station must be much more expensive than buying it in Shenhai, I still have a balance in my heart.
Belvedere is a not-so-famous third-tier small city, but the locals obviously don't think so, because there is also an AAAA-level scenic spot here, it is said that Li Bai also came here to mention poetry, Han Le doesn't know if this is true or just a legend, but anyway, this is the place where he has lived for nearly 20 years, and most of his life has been spent here.
The first stop was the house of two aunts living in the city, the grandmother and the little aunt lived together, they were happy when they saw Han Le, and they kept complaining that he didn't come to see much, and the youngest cousin was even more happy - after saying two words of New Year's New Year, after wishing you prosperity, he stretched out his hand and directly managed to suppress the money, and the little aunt hurriedly scolded: "Han Le is not married yet, there is no need to give it if he is not married!" ”
In previous years, Han Le still gave some points, after all, he was thinking about this all day long during the New Year when he was so old, but in a few years, he changed his mind and only sent the red envelopes prepared in advance - the cousin took it back to the room in a hurry, and came out after a while, with a bitter face - what, it's just some games!
"DON'T YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES, I HEARD THAT THE GAME IS NOT BAD," HAN LE WALKED INTO HIS ROOM, TURNED ON THE COMPUTER AND SAID, UNEXPECTEDLY SAW SOME EMERGING ONLINE GAMES, "IN THIS WAY, AS LONG AS THERE IS ONE GAME IN THIS THAT YOU CAN PLAY BETTER THAN ME, I WILL BUY YOU AN IPHONE." "The USB flash drive is filled with some games that Han Le thinks are classics, except for civilization, they all have certain competitive qualities, Hero Invincible 3, Hero Company, WAR3, Interstellar 1, 2 (2 also comes with a game account), of course, if his cousin wants, he can also choose Red Alert - but this game Han Le has been abusing him for four or five years, and he may have given up a long time ago.
The uncle-in-law was very enthusiastic to stay for lunch, but Han Le said that he would go to the second aunt's house to pay New Year's greetings later, and he would have the opportunity to come in the future, so he was released, and Han Le encountered a challenge at the second uncle's house - this cousin, who was in his first year of high school, threatened that he had learned a new tactic of the Hero Company, and he would definitely share it with Han Le!
Compared with these games of Red Alert Interstellar, the battle mode of the Hero Company is more open, and the strategic mind of the Hero Company is more open at all times, that is, the consciousness has a greater impact on the victory, and the so-called operation is more than the operation of the small soldiers, similar to the Warcraft using the peasant card man, besieged and killed, or up and down the airship It seems too inconsistent with the common sense of war, the operation of the Hero Company is more of a prejudgment, and the consciousness is greater than the component of the operation, such as the timing of throwing grenades and smashing shells, and the timing of upgrading technology- No matter how good a player is, it is impossible for a group of U.S. infantry squads (also known as RM) to blow up a tank with a rifle, not even a single bleed, and in this regard, Company of Heroes is much more real as a game than other competitive games of the same genre.
In order to prevent his cousin from finding some radical bad ideas and tactics from the Internet, Han Le's jeep, which was the first in the U.S. Army, saw the opponent's sapper not long after he drove out - he smiled after firing two shots casually, because the sapper rose one star, it seems that the sapper flowed, Han Le was not polite to him, and after the RM came out, he took his flamethrower before it came out, and decisively went to the door of the other party's house to break off - this immediately attracted four teams of sappers to surround him,
Han Le stood on the yellow shield and stood on the hard top, and the remaining two people retreated, and the four teams on the opposite side also retreated, but with the help of the newly arrived sappers, they still withstood this wave.
In the early stage, I knew that my cousin's level had not improved much, and the four teams of sappers had nothing to do except for the first team to withdraw to the back, and the regiment wiped out the two teams, and then he successively added two teams of RM, and built a hospital and a supply field for the first time, and in the next time, the RM was divided into two lines to fight, and the special card ammunition point harassment dragged out time - the lack of regular troops, the weakness of the sappers was soon highlighted, and they could only fight in close quarters, as long as the RM did not go home, the sappers would not dare to disperse, In this case, it is difficult for national defense to grasp the degree of letting the sappers harass or be the main force or go home to build buildings, it is obvious that the cousin just used this tactic to abuse a few rookies on the Internet, and he didn't encounter much pressure at all, so his command quickly became bad - when Han Le came out of the T17 armored car at the fastest speed, he was still a large group of sappers and one or two snipers playing in circles with Han Le, and it was indeed a pleasure for snipers to snipe people, but soon the bitter fruit was also tasted, and he was chased by T17 behind his ass and ran all the way, Chasing him all the way into the house, Han Le originally ordered the bombing in the infantry technology to take away the 2 buildings, but after entering, he found that he didn't need it - he hadn't built it at all.
No matter how good the sniper pistol technique is, no matter how dense the bullets in the machine gun fort are, no matter how many sappers there are, the armor in the face of the T17 is all scratching their boots, and the attacks all over the screen are flying around, but the tank doesn't even fall off the blood, and the cousin is unwilling to want five or six teams of peasants to forcibly repair 2 copies, but when it is repaired to a third of the way, Han Le spills a red smoke, and he is desperate - he even forgot to drag it away, and the third or fourth team of sappers became a green experience with 2 copies in the next 105 howitzer violent explosions, and then the second wave of bombardment also came down- Han Le Youzai repaired the 105 howitzer at home, and in the following time, gradually bombed the defense home to the surface of the moon.
"You're planting a few mines in front of your house." After the fight, Han Le commented, and his cousin looked depressed, and he was expecting to earn a notebook for himself with new tactics! Let's wait another half a year! I didn't want to play four games in a row - it was supposed to be a best-of-five game.
The cousin of the uncle's family is already in college, not as easy to deceive as the two cousins, obviously he was the first to despair of Han Le's tricks, when chatting with the uncle, Han Le unexpectedly knew that the other party surpassed himself in one aspect - this kid actually fell in love! I fell in love in my freshman year! When I met Han Le, my cousin showed Han Le a photo of his girlfriend with a big smile - Han Le was not surprised to see some fancy and gorgeous "processing photos" in QQ space, which somewhat made Han Le a little balanced, because both the photos and the style of the people were very inconsistent with Han Le's aesthetics, let alone compared with Qiao Yiyu!
I went back to eat with my grandmother for lunch, and I was naturally asked about my life events during the meal, and Han Le's answer was still the same as in previous years - let's see again, but this year, my aunt didn't seem to want to let him go: "The daughter of a colleague of mine is about the same age as you, and she also works in Shenhai......"
Han Le wanted to drag Qiao Yiyu out for a while, but he felt that it might not be appropriate to do so, so Han Le did not explicitly refuse his aunt's proposal, and only said that he would send him his contact information when the time came - anyway, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, so it is enough to meet and chat a few words when the time comes.
In the afternoon, the uncle called himself and asked him to come to his house for dinner no matter what, Han Le vaguely guessed what was going on - it was nothing more than the house in the countryside, which was originally grandpa's homestead, and his father rebuilt it when his grandfather was alive, an ordinary three-story small building in the countryside, and the house that his father took after his grandfather's death was divided by his father's uncle, and after his father's death, it naturally came to his own name, but his father never went back to live in the countryside, The uncle has always said that he wants to go back to live after buying it (his hukou has always been hanging in the countryside) - so that the house in the city can be left for his son's marriage, and it is no longer realistic for the uncle's family to buy a new house.
This matter is big and big, it is related to the uncle's pension and the cousin's future life, it is actually small, the relationship between the uncle and his father has always been harmonious, when the grandfather died, the two sides also decided on a sentence or two on the wine table when the inheritance was divided, and there was no big objection afterwards, Han Le was also afraid of trouble, so he said it directly on the phone, and verbally agreed to the uncle's offer of 60,000 yuan - he didn't know much about the situation in his hometown, and he didn't know how much to sell, but he knew that this kind of rural homestead could not be bought and sold legally, That is, the family can discuss it privately, if it is not sold to the uncle, then it is generally left there and abandoned waiting for the national policy, rather than waiting for an unknown result, it is better to cheapen their own relatives as soon as possible.