Boring 21st Century 33 Survey

But this is not something that can be negotiated in one sentence after all, so in the end Han Le went again - on the bus to Han Le complained a little, he didn't say when he was visiting the New Year earlier, and now he wants to run again, originally Han Le also planned to take the bus back to Shenhai at night, New Year's greetings are like a primary school student's winter and summer vacation homework for him, just to complete it as soon as possible, but looking at the sky outside, I am afraid that I have to spend the night at my uncle's house.

It turns out that Han Le's guess is right, in the uncle's house, the two sides signed a "contract" with only a few words, even if this matter is settled, at the dinner table, just talking about the house for more than an hour, and the uncle also asked his cousin to learn more from himself - saying that it was the stability of learning Han music, and Han Le was ashamed for a while.

The next morning, after Han Le had breakfast, he resolutely refused to stay, and quickly got on the bus back to Belvedere on the grounds of "Shenhai still has friends who have not paid New Year's greetings", and the uncle said that they must go to Shenhai to pay New Year's greetings to him in a few days, Han Lexin said that he still didn't want it, but he had to "stay for a few more days then" - after going back, Han Le immediately used the excuse he thought of before to dispel the idea of several relatives. This year is no longer than before, if relatives come again, they can only lay on the floor in the living room.

When he came, Han Le's hands were almost full of things, and when he went back, he finally felt a little more relaxed, only his backpack contained the 60,000 yuan of cash that the uncle had just taken out from the bank, after the last time he burned money, Han Le found that he had a great immunity to money, if he had taken this thick stack of cash before, he would definitely have deposited it in the bank as soon as possible, but now he felt that it was just a pile of paper.

The second day of the Lunar New Year is when the station is busy, and Han Le almost stood all the way to the bus in the city, when he bought a ticket to Shenhai at the Belvedere Bus Terminal, the long queue in front of the ticket office also gave Han Le a headache, and when he was queuing, he couldn't help but look back at the entrance - the few black car drivers who were pulling business were still there, and just now Han Le heard them say: "It will take at least an ......hour to go to Shenhai" Han Le hesitated for a moment whether he simply went to take a black car, anyway, do you have money now, But at this time, he saw a familiar figure - a young man with a drooping face, a suitcase and a computer bag, it was Xie Yongqing.

Although Belvedere is not a big city, it is not easy for two people to meet at the station, Han Le glanced up and down at Xie Yongqing's appearance, a little strange: "Why are you so fast this year?" If Han Le remembers correctly, Xie Yongqing has always joked that going back for the Chinese New Year is equivalent to sending giant pandas to foreign exhibitions, and he has to tour for ten days and a half months.

Xie Yongqing had a black face, his eyes were staring at the ground, and he rarely didn't speak, and Han Le also closed his mouth with interest when he saw this.

"I'll give you the luggage, I'll buy the ticket." Han Le threw down his backpack and said to Xie Yongqing, Xie Yongqing nodded, but still took out his wallet and handed Han Le the ticket money, Han Le originally wanted to say that he would just invite me to a meal at that time, but seeing that Xie Yongqing's state was a little wrong today, he didn't speak.

Although the queue is long, there is always a time to arrive, Han Le came back with the ticket, it was already twenty minutes later, but it would take another half an hour to wait for the departure of the train - this time is not long, when he returned to his seat, Han Le took out his mobile phone, ready to pass the time with a novel.

At this time, Xie Yongqing's face looked a little better, and he took the initiative to talk to Han Le: "What's the matter with you and Qiao Yiyu now, you go in and out every day." Xie Yongqing refers to Qiao Yiyu going to play the piano in November every night, and Han Le follows to join in the fun - although some don't like the topic of most people in the bar, Han Le still enjoys the atmosphere of ordering a bottle of beer and sitting quietly for a night, which can be regarded as an adjustment for Han Le who plays games all day.

"What, you're jealous?"

"I don't know who gave up on QQ."

"Don't you think so narrowly," Han Le said with some duplicity, "that is, go and see...... It's boring to stay at home anyway. ”

Xie Yongqing chuckled, and said later: "Last time, what happened to the day you went to her room?" Come back and hide in your room and sneak around for a long time, I almost thought you had succeeded. ”

Han Le had already made a confession with Qiao Yiyu, just waiting for Xie Yongqing to ask: "Just give me some people who have read books, originally she wanted to sell them to scrap collectors, but I asked for them." What about you, I saw that something was wrong with you just now, and you quarreled with your family? ”

"It's a matter of time," Xie Yongqing's expression on his face was a little stiff, and he glanced at Han Le, "When I was eating Chinese New Year's Eve, my dad asked me how much money I could get a month after I was admitted to the doctorate......

Xie Yongqing paused slightly, then lowered his head, and word by word fell from his mouth: "I said I don't know." ”

Han Le heard that there was something wrong with Xie Yongqing's voice, and when he looked over, he could only see Xie Yongqing's deeply lowered head, as well as a little wet mark on his heels.

If Xie Yongqing was just depressed, Han Le could still make a few jokes with him and enlighten him, but now Han Le really doesn't know what to say - there is something wrong with Xie Yongqing's family, but after all, they have been reading books for Xie Yongqing for more than 20 years, Xie Yongqing has no position to accuse his family of vanity and pragmatism, Han Le knows that Xie Yongqing has always wanted to do scientific research in his bones, but his family is always relying on their professional imagination of Xie Yongqing to help Xie Yongqing find a job that is profitable enough- I also privately helped to submit Xie Yongqing's resume to a hospital once, and in their eyes, it is not more than enough for a doctor who is engaged in virus research to be a doctor.

Xie Yongqing quickly went to the toilet, and when he came back, his face seemed to be normal, and neither of them spoke again. After getting into the car, Xie Yongqing took the initiative to ask to sit inside, and after the car left, he put on headphones for himself, and stared out of the window with unfocused eyes.

When the car arrived at noon, Han Le originally wanted to eat a fast food at the station, but Xie Yongqing insisted on buying vegetables and going back to cook, remembering that there were still many dishes made by Qiao Yiyu the day before yesterday that were left in the refrigerator, Han Le said that he would simply go back and eat.

"Qiao Yiyu did it? Chinese New Year's Eve, just the two of you? Xie Yongqing became a little interested, glanced at Han Le, and asked knowingly, "You won't be inferior to a beast, right?" ”

Han Le pursed his lips and ignored him, and suddenly remembered a question that came to mind on the road, which Han Le had never figured out before, and he felt that Xie Yongqing, as a scientific research worker, might be able to have some good opinions: "Ask you something, is there a material now, sometimes it looks and feels similar to metal, hard, but it will suddenly become soft, and it can display text like a display screen...... Han Le probably described the situation he saw that day in objective language as much as possible.

Xie Yongqing was not sure whether there was or not, but he was interested in this idea: "Where do you see it, what is the principle?" There are materials that can change soft and hard, and I know that there are some soft and hard changes in polymer materials that are related to temperature, but there should be no metal like you said. ”

"I want to know the principle and ask you." Han Le was not satisfied with this answer.

It's almost a little faster when I entered the gate, and I didn't feel hungry when I just got out of the car, but now as soon as I entered the door, Han Le rushed to the refrigerator, ready to take the microwave oven and eat it casually - but as soon as I opened it, I was stunned, I didn't see the dishes made the day before yesterday in the refrigerator, but there were a lot of potatoes and pork that had just been bought and hadn't been made, at this time Qiao Yiyu came out of the room, and when he saw Han Le's movements, he asked, "You haven't had lunch yet?" ”

Han Le didn't have to guess to know that Qiao Yiyu must have solved it, but he was a little strange Qiao Yiyu didn't seem to eat much at home, but now that he had eaten it, he couldn't say anything, so he could only look back at Xie Yongqing: "Why don't you order some noodles." ”

Eating noodles for the New Year, that is, you can see it at Han Le's house, but fortunately, Xie Yongqing's craftsmanship is good, with eggs, meat and potatoes or something to make some covering, the taste is also good, plus also hungry, Han Le also feels very good, it seems that it is no worse than the Chinese New Year's Eve meal of big fish and meat made by him and Qiao Yiyu.

After eating, the two men retreated back into the room like big girls, Qiao Yiyu was hesitating about her future plans, some time ago she went to the household registration department several times to ask about the detailed regulations on stateless people applying for naturalization - but the staff did not give a clear answer, because they had never encountered anything similar before, only said that they should come to the public security bureau in person, and then ask the leader after applying - Qiao Yiyu asked on the grounds of "representing a friend", and she naturally would not take risks rashly without making sure that she was safe.

In this era, it is very troublesome not to have a legal identity, and Qiao Yiyu does not even have a bank account now - because she needs a legal ID card, she is not sure whether the bank's computer is connected to the public security bureau. She originally wanted to learn how to invest in stocks, but later found out that the most basic of these behaviors is that you need to have a bank account. Now she can find a job with the "imitations" she brought, and she even feels dangerous to use them to surf the Internet - Han Le told him that the identity verification of the Internet café is connected to the Public Security Bureau, because one of his classmates has been caught by this system as a police officer.

There are many ways to solve the problem, the most direct way is to apply to the relevant departments, but this needs to take risks, maybe nothing, Qiao Yiyu checked the international regulations, including a "Convention on the Reduction of Statelessness", although his own situation did not find a specific correspondence in the agreement, but according to the spirit of the agreement, it seems that it should be tacitly Chinese nationality, but it may cause suspicion to be carefully interrogated, or worse, although nominally the Chinese legal system is still presumption of innocence, but Qiao Yiyu has seen so much news, I still shouldn't use my own safety to collide with the propaganda of the ancients - from newspapers, news, television and movies, Qiao Yiyu feels that the government of this era, no matter which country it is, does not seem to have a good reputation.

There is also a curve to save the country, which is also seen from the movie, first forge an identity certificate that you are a foreigner, and then apply for Chinese nationality - this method is safer, but Qiao Yiyu learned from the Internet that the difficulty of applying for Chinese nationality seems to be ...... Some people on the Internet have compared it to the difficulty of going to the Vatican to sell human meat buns.

Just when Qiao Yiyu was worried about his future in front of the computer screen, QQ suddenly jumped, it was a stranger's friend application, the name was very long and boring, called "Don't ask why you came up with this name".

There are a lot of people who use Qiao Yiyu's mobile phone, because the resume she submitted online before has been seen by many people, although it was canceled in time, sometimes she still receives interview calls, but in addition to the original colleagues of Quanfeng Company, Han Le, Zhou Hai, Xie Yongqing, there is no one else, and she will not open QQ when she goes online, because she can contact through her mobile phone, but during this time, she has added a lot of civil servants and lawyers in order to understand the nationality of the country, and wants to go in to find out some news through this method.

However, as long as the other party finds them, no matter what his purpose is, Qiao Yiyu will still be happy to talk to the other party, so after she added it, she asked, "Is there something wrong?" ”

"I heard you play the guitar well?"

"You are?"

"I've been there for November."

"How do you know about my QQ?"

"Don't ask," the other said, and then went straight to the point, "Actually, I'm also a music lover, and I have a self-playing joke here, but there are some things that are not handled well, can you point me out." ”

Qiao Yiyu just wanted to reply that he couldn't teach people, but the other party had already put a compressed file up, why don't you listen to it, Qiao Yiyu thought, so he accepted it.

QQ automatically reminded him to pay attention to the safety of the accepted file, Qiao Yiyu turned it off casually, and when he finished accepting, he naturally went to decompress, at this time she felt that the computer seemed to be sluggish, but it returned to normal in an instant, at this time she opened an audio file that was decompressed, and there was a dull sound of guitar plucking in the headphones - almost no scales could be heard, and the player didn't even have a basic entry level, this thing sounded like it had the function of folding life.

"This ...... You should have just learned," Qiao Yiyu guessed, and then gave his opinion, "Then you should go back and practice more." ”

"Oh, that's what everyone else says," the other man seemed a little disappointed, "but thank you anyway." Then I saw the avatar turn gray.

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Although nominally a business investigation firm, most of the clients Su Pei met came to him for personal reasons – especially those who were willing to pay a high price, like today's one.

Investigating the work of beauties or celebrities Su Pei is not once or twice, most of the situations are the same, and it can be summed up in one sentence - a rich man has a crush on a woman, but the other party is rare and not rare for his money, and then it is his turn to appear, his task is nominally to investigate the background of the character, but he himself knows what he should do more - to find out what this woman likes, so that customers can have a greater chance of hand, of course, this point many customers will not say clearly, However, as a service industry, he is very aware of all-round consideration and service for customers, which is why there are so many people in this industry and the competition is so fierce, but he can always be popular.

Su Pei did go to November, Qiao Yiyu gave him a deep impression, but it was just a comparison, and it was not too much beyond his imagination on the whole, generally speaking, a woman who doesn't love money will always have more or less pride, which comes from her natural beauty, education, social experience, and skills...... In fact, the latter is not important, in the eyes of men, the first point is the key, because beauty is the fundamental source of women's self-confidence, and the latter ones are just icing on the cake, many customers often get the primary and secondary relationship of these traits wrong to fail, they feel that they should find a professional investigation company to carefully check the other party's preferences to prescribe the right medicine, but in Su Pei's eyes, these customers have made fundamental mistakes, and there is always only one way to deal with a proud woman - praise her beauty, praise her beauty all the time, Compliment her beauty in a variety of ways, whether it's writing love letters, writing poems, singing, or even making movies...... Until these vanity pleasures are so much that they completely overwhelm a woman's sanity...... After that, the woman has changed from a princess to a man's trophy, no matter whether the man names her wife or the second wife, the nature is the same in Su Pei's eyes, as for feelings, in Su Pei's view, as long as two people live together, they will have feelings, which is precisely the least important.

Among the subjects Su Pei investigated, Qiao Yiyu was obviously not smart, and he accepted strangers' documents unsuspectingly - this is simply stupid to some extent, while browsing the content of Qiao Yiyu's computer, Su Pei defined his "new broiler".

In fact, there is nothing to see in Qiao Yiyu's computer, and the most information Su Pei sees in the web cache is all related to applying for nationality and related laws, and he found some movies in the D drive, but they are not some Japanese-Korean romances that women like to watch before he imagined, many of which are war movies - from the Napoleonic era to World War I and World War II, many of them are even extremely boring documentary films, Su Pei searched for these movies on the Internet and watched a few, and found that many of them also have an appetite for themselves! It's incredible.

However, the content that Su Pei cares about the most, that is, the content related to Qiao Yiyu's personal information, has not been found in the computer at all - there are no selfie photos, no mood text, not even a QQ signature, and even the password of the computer is extremely vulgar 1234567! At least a little sincerity with a birthday or something!

Then Su Pei used this password to tentatively log in to Qiao Yiyu's QQ, and even boarded it! This kind of woman is simply the legendary anti-corruption elite!

What makes Su Pei most angry is not Qiao Yiyu's attitude of ignorance of computer security knowledge, but the computer she bought, as a woman, a beautiful woman, there is no camera on the notebook you bought! And you don't pretend to be one afterwards!