"Qiao Yiyu!?" After recognizing the person in front of him, Xie Yongqing's first reaction was to turn his head, but it was too late when this action was made, Qiao Yiyu directly took the library card and patted him on the shoulder, "I may have to use the library card for a while...... What happened to you? Uncomfortable? ”

"It's okay, you can use the card," Xie Yongqing spoke behind Qiao Yiyu's back, went back to the dormitory from the laboratory, called from the dormitory again, and dressed up to prepare for a while, it has been almost an hour and a half, and now he is a potential source of mobile infection, a*, "I still have something to do, I have to go first." ”

"Who is this? Your friend? Zhu Yuxiang, who had been following Qiao Yiyu, came up at this time, and saw Xie Yongqing, who didn't seem to have a good attitude towards Qiao Yiyu, and was a little eager to try, and threatened Xie Yongqing a little, "You speak politely." "It's your honor that the goddess can talk to you, and I haven't had this opportunity to be taken care of until now!

Xie Yongqing was between Zhu Yuxiang and Qiao Yiyu at this time, with his back to Qiao Yiyu, his face facing Zhu Yuxiang at 45 degrees, and when he heard this unfamiliar voice, he suddenly remembered that Han Le had mentioned to him that Zhu Yuxiang had been chasing Qiao Yiyu during this time, so he turned his head slightly and glanced at him, and said, "You are that Zhu Yuxiang?" ”

Zhu Yuxiang was not surprised that someone knew him, he was just curious about Xie Yongqing's identity, but when Qiao Yiyu talked to him, he probably guessed: "You are Xie Yongqing who lives with them?" ”

Xie Yongqing nodded, then leaned over and whispered to him, "Yes, I heard that you also want to live in?" ”

Zhu Yuxiang's eyes lit up: "Are you willing to sublet?" ”

"Then it depends on what conditions you have, come here and say," Xie Yongqing hooked his shoulders, pretended to be very familiar with him, turned to the corner, and deliberately said to Qiao Yiyu, "Don't come with you." ”

"Whatever price you want, just ask!" Zhu Yuxiang couldn't imagine his good luck, did he finally find a breakthrough? After Xie Yongqing's footsteps stopped, he immediately promised him.

"Actually, it's not that I want to sublet," Xie Yongqing put his face close to him, and deliberately put on a mysterious look and said to him, "I have a very important secret to tell you." ”

"What?"

"Guess."

Zhu Yuxiang glanced at him in disappointment, regained some vigilance, and at the same time vigorously maintained a distance between the two: "If you have something to say, just say it." ”

"If you don't guess, forget it," Xie Yongqing shook his head, and then said, "Let me tell you briefly, I have an infectious disease, a very powerful infectious disease, if you go to the hospital now, maybe there will be help." ”

"Neurotic!" Zhu Yuxiang scolded angrily, and as he spoke, he shook off Xie Yongqing's arm violently.

Xie Yongqing smiled nonchalantly, and at the same time stopped a taxi that had just unloaded passengers: "Don't play with you, I still have something to do, master drive." ”

Zhu Yuxiang, who was inexplicably troubled, walked over to Qiao Yiyu and took this opportunity to deliberately get closer to her and ask her to talk: "Is this person mentally abnormal?" ”

Qiao Yiyu was also a little puzzled about Xie Yongqing's attitude, but she obviously wouldn't say it to Zhu Yuxiang, she just glanced at him, and left a sentence angrily: "You deserve it!" With that, he walked away quickly.

……

11 p.m., suite at Shenhai Hotel.

After the dinner was over, Xie Yongqing accompanied Professor Liu, sent those heads away one by one, and returned to the messy dining table, Professor Liu greeted Xie Yongqing: "You also drank a lot, open a room here at night, and the account is calculated on the project." ”

"You came by car," Xie Yongqing said diligently, "Why don't we open a double room together, and the wife who went back to the province said again." ”

"Okay." Professor Liu did not refuse.

Although Xie Yongqing didn't look drunk, he knew that he had reached the limit of alcohol, and at this time the state of the person was the best, looking at everything around him, he was excited when he saw everything, and on the way to the room with the teacher, Xie Yongqing kept singing loudly as if no one else was there: "Why are you ordinary people, I'm really happy today, I'm really happy!" ”

This kind of emotion began when he drank the first glass of wine, Xie Yongqing found that he was acting completely like a stranger he didn't know at the wine table just now, even in the face of the biggest leader at the wine table, his performance was still calm and calm, he persuaded the leaders to drink one by one, beckoned the guests to eat, and enthusiastically handed towels and anti-drink tea to the guests who had drunk too much, while also comfortably echoing the jokes on the field, complimenting the leaders for their foresight, and praising their outstanding contributions to the cause of education- If it had been placed in the past, this new unexpected discovery would definitely make Xie Yongqing feel a little chilled, because he didn't know that he could play this kind of role perfectly at the same time, this kind of role that he thought he hated before, but tonight, he only felt the pleasure of complete indulgence, what's wrong with these - everyone has a devil in their hearts, Xie Yongqing just let it out and slip away.

Xie Yongqing served Professor Liu very thoughtfully, even the waiter wanted to come over to help but he refused, the old man obviously drank very much today, as soon as he dipped his pillow and began to snort, Xie Yongqing used to call him softly in his ear twice: "Teacher? Teacher Liu? ”

The old man grunted twice in his throat, as if he was talking but couldn't hear what he was saying, looking at his embarrassed appearance, Xie Yongqing wanted to laugh, but found that he was no longer interested in laughing.

Xie Yongqing went to take a shower first, so as to sober himself up, he didn't plan to sleep tonight, if he planned for the worse, his remaining and more comfortable time might only be calculated by hours, he didn't want to waste the last bit of time in his life on sleeping - he had slept enough in his life, and he would have enough time to sleep in the future.

Sitting in front of the computer, Xie Yongqing wrote the things he wrote yesterday afternoon on the computer again, compared to the one he left to his parents, this one left to Han Le is much longer, and he has more consideration between the lines, so this one also took him longer, after writing it, Xie Yongqing also carefully checked it again, corrected many of the typos, and finally made sure that there was nothing to modify, and clicked the save key.

Everything is over, watching the computer screen fall into darkness again, Xie Yongqing said to himself, at this time he tried his forehead with the back of his hand, it didn't seem to be hot, shaking his head, and he was also very sober, not even uncomfortable after being drunk, and the whole person's mental state was unusually good.

……

When Qiao Yiyu came back to the store, it was already more than 10 o'clock, the subway station was empty, occasionally one or two pedestrians passed by, and it seemed that he had no intention of drinking milk tea, Sun Xiaoyun and Zhang Xin both went back, only Han Le sat alone in the store to surf the Internet, when he saw Qiao Yiyu, he looked at the time by the way, and then was startled: "It's 10 o'clock!" ”

"You still don't feel it," Qiao Yiyu skillfully cut off the power of several machines and cleaned up the bottles and cans, while talking to Han Le, now she has learned to make fun of Han Le, "Is it that I won't come, you will play here all night?" ”

"What about Zhu Yuxiang?" Han Le walked out of the store and looked left and right curiously, a little strange that he didn't see this tail.

"I dumped him," Qiao Yiyu smiled, "He ran too slowly." "This Qiao Yiyu wronged Zhu Yuxiang, not that he ran slowly, but that Qiao Yiyu ran a little faster, plus the terrain in the university is complicated, and the black lights are blind, so it's strange that he can keep up.

"I happened to meet Xie Yongqing at Shenhai University today, and he seemed to be a little afraid of seeing me, so he didn't want to say anything to me," Qiao Yiyu said, "Did you tell him something?" I don't actually blame him for what happened last time, it's just a matter of facts. ”

Han Le recalled his conversation with Xie Yongqing and shook his head: "I didn't say anything, maybe he thought too much about it, let's invite him to dinner next time...... He doesn't seem to be in a good mood lately, which should be the reason for breaking up with Yan Tian. ”

"Break up?" Qiao Yiyu recalled Yan Tian's appearance, and then asked, "When did they fall in love?" ”

Han Le couldn't help but laugh: "Everyone on the earth knows about it!" You don't know yet. ”

Then the two of them talked along the topic, this was not a secret, in Han Le's opinion, it was simply public-Yan Tian and Xie Yongqing came to the house several times, but Qiao Yiyu never understood this relationship as a love relationship, because this is really not easy to define, the New Year's greeting was more straightforward, but she was not present, so it is not strange that she didn't know, Han * Lu told Qiao Yiyu that Yan Tian should have a crush on Xie Yongqing first, and then Xie Yongqing sent her back to confess that day, Maybe Xie Yongqing didn't stop the car that night...... The specific situation is not very clear, and Han Le also guessed between the lines from Yan Tian's words when he came to Xie Yongqing.

"But I don't feel like Xie Yongqing is out of love today," Qiao Yiyu shook his head and said, "When I saw him today, his expression didn't look uncomfortable, as if he was surprised to see me, and he also pulled Zhu Yuxiang over and said a conversation, I don't know what he said, Zhu Yuxiang scolded him for being neurotic." ”

"Zhu Yuxiang himself is a psychopath! I'm embarrassed to talk about others. Han Le was a little indignant when he heard this, but at the same time he was curious, he took out the phone and planned to say a few words to Xie Yongqing, listen to what he said to Zhu Yuxiang, and make himself happy, but unfortunately his bad taste was not satisfied, Xie Yongqing turned off the phone.

On the way back, I saw a stall, a local couple in Shenhai selling fried rice, fried noodles, fried rice noodles, and braised pig's trotters and eggs, and other things, and they happened to be hungry, so Han Le planned to sit down and eat casually, if he went home, there would only be potato chips and instant noodles.

Braised pig's trotters are a good thing for Han Le, but in Qiao Yiyu's opinion, it is a little scary - you can still see Mao, but Mao Egg scared both of them, although the aunt strongly recommended it, but Han Le resolutely didn't think it was food - it looked terrifying.

When he got up to settle the bill, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy came to the stall and said to the couple who set up the stall: "The chengguan is coming to check, hurry up and pack up your things!" Just when the two adults were messing up, he laughed heartlessly: "Lied to you, April Fool's Day is coming!" ”

"Damn the child!" The woman gave the young man a big chestnut on the back of his head in the past, Han Le took out his mobile phone to look at the date, no, it will be April Fool's Day in more than an hour, and he doesn't know yet.

"April Fool's Day?" This is another new knowledge for Qiao Yiyu, "Is it a joke festival?" ”

"Yes."

When I got home, it was already more than 11 o'clock, and Han Le used to be a dragon and a tiger, but now he is a little sleepy when he gets up at 8 o'clock in the morning, but he still turns on the computer and goes to the network according to his previous habits, and it hasn't been 12 o'clock, but there has been a large wave of April Fool's Day jokes in the QQ group, and Han Le, who watched it, also itched, thinking if he could make one up, and he would try it with Qiao Yiyu tomorrow, but he referred to a few ideas on the Internet and felt that it was either too much or too boring, and he didn't come up with a good idea until he went to bed.

……

In the morning, Han Le was woken up by a large wave of text messages, some from his cousin Han Yuan, saying that there would be a tsunami in Shenhai this afternoon, and asked him to quickly take a plane to contact someone in a certain district of Japan, for the future of mankind, in order to continue the bloodline of the Chinese nation and contribute his due strength - Han Le squinted his eyes, it is really a good place, a good object, this cousin really takes care of himself, and he doesn't like this type of ...... There are also a few college classmates, who are relatively ordinary, and there is a joke that Han Le even saw on the Internet yesterday. But the last one from Xie Yongqing is more creative, or rather, has Xie Yongqing's style, and the content of the text message is a confusing string of numbers and letter combinations.

Han Le and Xie Yongqing have made this kind of joke before, both sides give each other a little hint, guide each other to find a clue and the like, generally nothing more than from the email user password, blog user password, QQ account, space to ask questions these places, if the design is a little low, then one ring after another, one clue after another, such as starting to give a string of numbers, this number is mentioned in the public content of the blog, and then find the next prompt according to the content. If you think about it a little more complicated, then cross multiple lines, such as whether a string of numbers is the content at the same time, or is it in some order...... This kind of trick will be used in many puzzle games, Xie Yongqing and Han Le are not good at this aspect, their ability to design questions is very limited, it is either unreasonably difficult or too simple, and they all gave up after playing a few times, it seems that Xie Yongqing is very interested today.

Han Le lifted his spirits, turned on the computer, and then went to Xie Yongqing's blog and QQ to see what updates there were, but he didn't find much after looking around, and then went to open Xie Yongqing's email, his account still remembered, did he use the password, he tried a few times that Xie Yongqing had used before, but the password was wrong, and then he took out his mobile phone and entered this string of numbers and letters, and it was correct. Then Han Le effortlessly found an unsent email in the draft box - the name of the email was "Letter for Han Le", the content was blank, but there was an attachment inside, Han Le downloaded the attachment, it was an ordinary encrypted compressed package, the name made Han Le a little excited, it seemed to be the core of this prank - called "What is the cause of my death?" ”。

Although he knew that it was unlikely, Han Le still tried the string of numbers just now, which was obviously wrong, which was more interesting, Han Le went to Xie Yongqing's blog post and looked at it, some of which were all papers that Xie Yongqing saw on the Internet, and stuffed them into it, Han Le blindly tried a few diseases with strange names, such as Farotch Quadruple Syndrome, but none of them were right, and then he remembered that this should be a prank - so he tried some non-mainstream answers, boring, smart, too boring, too smart......

After dozens of minutes of failure, the attraction of this prank to Han Le gradually faded again, after all, the scope of this question is too wide, and as a prank, Han Le can't guarantee that the answer must be reasonable and explainable, maybe the answer will be "Han Le is stupid" "I don't believe you can guess" This kind of nonsensical answer, maybe I tried my best to guess for a day, and untied the compressed package to see that it was an animated grimace. While thinking about these possibilities, Han Le persuaded himself to give up - but he was a little unwilling, so he planned to call Xie Yongqing and ask how technical this prank was first - if Xie Yongqing was just making it up at will without sincerity, then he wouldn't bother to think about it.

But Xie Yongqing seemed to have calculated it a long time ago, and the phone was still turned off.

"April Fool's Day is a good opportunity to play treasure, why doesn't Zhu Yuxiang appear today!" Han Le finally planned to ignore it and go to the balcony to watch the excitement, but he unexpectedly found that there seemed to be some quiet in the community today.

"He must have been hiding and preparing to take this opportunity to carry out a surprise attack." When he went downstairs, Han Le maliciously guessed, thinking that this was the calm before the storm.

However, Han Le's speculation did not come true, and he never saw Zhu Yuxiang on the way to the subway, Han Le even thought that Zhu Yuxiang would give them a big surprise at the door of the store, but when he arrived, he found that there was no - but the door of the flower shop was open, but the two employees inside seemed to be a little listless, not like they were planning to take action. Han Le knew that several of the people in the store were temporary workers hired by Zhu Yuxiang, and they were a hundred yuan a day, and if there was a special action, a part of the "positive action bonus" would be added temporarily.

"Where's your boss? Why is it wilting today? Han Le's tone was a little gloating.

"They called us last night and told us to come early," one of them accosted, "but I didn't believe it after I came, and I heard that it seemed to be a cold, and it was quite serious." ”

"He's got a cold too?" Han Le sneered, "The last time he was so cold and poured water on him, he was fine." ”

"I heard about the recent bird flu, he won't be the winner!" That's a bit of a curse.

"That's right, bird flu." Han Le felt that this might be an answer, and it was also close to Xie Yongqing's major, and it was quite in line with the background environment, so he hurriedly used the computer in the store to surf the Internet, put down the attachment, and tried the answer - that's right, Xie Yongqing, Xie Yongqing, you are also a little creative in coming up with the question, okay.