The dog officer is gone, and the second parrot is gone, and the roadside is quiet.

Tan Yushu also calmed down and thought about his life.

No, it's a tree.

Ideals, careers, firewood, rice, oil and salt, making a fortune, love and marriage, lifelong events, raising children, conquering the stars and the sea...... Let's not think about that.

How to survive is the most important thing at present!

The tree wants to be quiet and the people do not stop.

Tan Yushu originally wanted to be a quiet crooked-necked elm pimple, but he was always bullied and harassed.

Snake Demon, White Monkey, Hedgehog Spirit, Vulture, Robber, Dog Officer......

Living in fear every day, this day is really not a human life!

If you look at your own demon law, you can only clean up ordinary people like Niu Er Tan Si.

When you meet a master or a dog official, you have to be bruised all over your body, and you will be injured in your muscles and bones.

Defeat a strong opponent twice, all by point redemption and lottery.

Will you have this good luck next time?

It is really strong by itself, no need to exchange, no need to draw lottery!

Like the Immortal King of the Ten Directions, pretending to be forced everywhere and only seeking to die but always not being able to die, is the real awesome!

How powerful? Only cultivation!

Tan Yushu sighed and continued to cultivate.

……

In the evening, Parrot II returned.

Tan Yushu hurriedly asked, "Parrot Er, have you heard anything?" Do you have any plans? ”

Parrot 2 says:

"I followed all the way to the county seat, and followed me to the courtyard of the dog official's official mansion."

"The dog official said that he wanted to post notices throughout the city to find immortal masters and master warriors and kill Niu Er."

"The dog officer also sent someone to the state city, please send an ironclad army from above."

"The dog official also said that he would kill Niu Er first, and then kill everyone in Mopan Village."

"The dog officer finally said that even the crooked-necked tree on the side of the road at the entrance of the village was killed together, and I ...... parrot."

Tan Yushu was speechless, this feud is big.

Parrot Er sighed and said, "It's all your fault, Daxian, cutting grass without removing roots, and the spring breeze blows and grows." If you directly let the thunder kill the dog official today, where will there be these things? ”

"You know a fart, I deliberately spared the dog officer's life and asked him to find a master! Because my cultivation method is very strange, the more I am attacked, the faster I progress. So, I was cut today, and I didn't resist at first, just to improve myself. Do you understand? ”

Tan Yushu didn't want to tell the truth and was talking nonsense.

Parrot Er didn't know whether it was true or not, and muttered: "The more others cut you, the faster you progress...... Such a cheap way of cultivating? I don't understand, I don't understand......"

"You're so cheap. Let's play, I'm going to start cultivating. Tan Yushu said angrily.

"Well, I won't bother you." Parrot II nodded, flapped his wings and flew north.

After flying for a mile, Parrot Er suddenly remembered something, stopped on a pine tree, and looked back in the direction of the crooked neck tree.

"The Crooked Neck Tree is attacked, and the faster it progresses...... So, should I help him and find some demon beasts to attack him and let him improve quickly? ”

"As a friend, that's how it should be, right?"

"Hehe, I'm going around to provoke demon beasts, lure them over, and help the crooked neck improve!"

Parrot Er muttered to himself for a long time and flew away excitedly.

I still admire myself in my heart, I am really witty, and I am really righteous enough!

……

When it gets dark.

The villagers of Mopan Village came out of the mountains and went home.

Tan Yushu gave them points, but fortunately, there was no one missing.

It's just that Mrs. Ji ran in a hurry and broke her foot; The village chief fell and knocked out two teeth.

Niu Er was still mostly paralyzed, incontinent, and was carried by the carpenter and Tan Si.

Everyone held a meeting on the threshing floor at the head of the village to study how to survive in the future.

Tan Yushu went over to watch the excitement, and by the way, he released a wisp of yang energy, which relieved Niu Er's symptoms and made him return to normal.

Niu Er woke up and looked at everyone stupidly.

The village chief was overjoyed and asked repeatedly, "Niu Er...... The Immortal Master has finally woken up! Hurry up and give us some guidance, how will we survive in the future? Do you want to move together and run far away? ”

Tan Si also looked at Niu Er and sighed: "Yes, Niu Er Immortal Master, that Dog County Master will not let us go of Mopan Village." What to do now, you show us a way to live! ”

Mrs. Ji said: "Niu Er Immortal Master, you are the most capable person in our Mopan Village, and only you can take us to live." ”

Jiang Yaonu had tears in her eyes, pear blossoms brought rain, and said: "Second Brother Niu, you will definitely not abandon us, you will not leave us alone, right?" ”

Niu Er looked at everyone blankly, completely unaware of what everyone was talking about.

After a while, he said, "I think I'm going home...... Change your pants. Trousers...... It's sticky and sticky, it's so uncomfortable......"

Burst!

Tan Yushu almost laughed out loud!

This second brother Niu is also a joker.

Next time, don't let people go incontinent.

After all, Niu Er is now the idol and big hero of the entire Mopan Village.

Incontinence at every turn, which affects the image too much.

The village chief didn't dare to slack off, waved his hand and said, "Yu Huan, Jiang Yaonu, hurry up and wait for Niu Erxian Master to go home and change clothes!" ”

Thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, now Niu Er has become an immortal, and changing pants is not called changing pants, it is called changing clothes.

Yu Huan and Jiang Yaonu did not dislike Niu Er's burial, but happily looked glorious and helped Niu Er away.

What a beautiful woman!

Tan Yushu shook his head, his roots retracted into the ground, and his mind returned to the crooked neck tree on the side of the road, continuing to cultivate.

Because Tan Yushu knew that the meeting in Mopan Village would not discuss any good solutions.

Everyone is a show, it's just a joke.

The moonlight is bright and the spring breeze is warm.

Tan Yushu was immersed in cultivation, forgetting things and me.

In the second half of the night, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, which woke up Tan Yushu.

Tan Yushu saw that it was Niu Er, a young man who cultivated immortals, carrying a package on his back, sneakily coming from the village.

Hey, this style of painting is wrong!

Tan Yushu muttered in his heart.

Niu Er changed into clean clothes and brought a package, obviously going out, and it was estimated that he was going to visit the immortal master again.

In the past, Niu Er was sent off by the villagers, and when he walked under the tree, he had to make a touching speech, thirty years or something.

But today, why did Niu Er sneak away?

Niu Er had already come to the bottom of the tree, stood still, and looked around.

Hehe, it seems that it is still the old rule, Niu Er is going to give a speech here.

Tan Yushu is struggling, should he close his hearing in advance?

Niu Er saw that there was no one around, so he was relieved, looked at the hole in the trunk, and sighed long: "Alas......"

This opening line is relatively deep, with a touch of sadness.

Tan Yushu gave up his plan to close his hearing and listened to Niu Er's new lines.

Niu Er stared at the tree hole for a long time, suddenly burst into tears, and said:

"Tree hole, tree hole, all say...... Talking to you, saying what you are not happy about, and you will be happy in the future. I'm Niu Er, I'll talk to you today. ”

Tan Yushu nodded again and again in his heart.

Say it, boy, if there's anything you're not happy about, just say it and make me happy.