Chapter 34: She's the Ultimate Boss?
The immortal cultivator seemed to hear the words of the crooked neck tree, so he said to the tree hole:
"I have left my hometown many times to visit the Immortal Master. But every time it didn't work, everyone looked down on me...... I know I'm useless, wasting the food and food that everyone has put together for me, and disappointing everyone's hopes, but I don't want to do that......"
Don't be sad young man, thirty years in Hexi and thirty years in Hedong.
Tan Yushu comforted Niu Er in his heart.
Niu Er said again: "When I came back this time, I still didn't find the immortal master, and I didn't learn the immortal method. But the villagers are very strange, they all say that I have an immortal method, and they also call me an immortal master. Jiang Yaonu and Yu Huan are still fighting for me......"
Tan Yushu wanted to laugh again, but forcibly held back.
Niu Er continued to confide in the tree hole, venting full of negative energy, and said:
"This time, the robbers and the county lord have come to plague our Mopan Village. I can't protect everyone, I hate myself so much. ”
"But I don't know what's going on, everyone says I'm very powerful, and I used immortal methods to beat away robbers and dog officials...... Actually, I didn't do it, I don't know anything. ”
"I don't admit it, but everyone thinks I'm more modest, and they all call me Immortal Master, I'm so embarrassed."
"I can't explain this, what should I do?"
Hearing this, Tan Yushu nodded secretly.
Anyway, this Niu Er is still an honest person, and his nature is not bad.
If he were to be Tan Si, the drama spirit, he would definitely admit it, and boast about himself with added fuel and vinegar, so that the whole village would worship him, and then he would harm Yu Huan and Jiang Yaonu, the two village flowers......
Maybe even Mrs. Ji, he won't let it go, defrauding people of a few dollars and breaking silver.
Niu Er poured out in the tree hole for a long time, suddenly wiped his tears, and said:
"Actually, I know that someone must be framing me behind my back! I, Niu Er, swore to the tree hole that if one day, I found this bastard behind the scenes, I would definitely break him into pieces! ”
I'll fuck your uncle!
You're a dog mongrel!
Tan Yushu originally listened to it with relish, but when he suddenly heard this, he couldn't help but scold in his heart.
Even, Tan Yushu wanted to urge the demonic wind and evil spirit, and made Niu Er paralyzed most of his body and incontinent.
On second thought, forget it.
Let him be incontinent here, isn't he disgusting himself?
Niu Er said:
"The sky is above, the earth is below, and the tree cavity is proof...... I, Niu Er, once again went out to find an immortal master and learn the immortal method. When I come back, I will definitely kill the robbers of Taisui Mountain, the dog official of the county master, and the mastermind behind the frame-me! Thirty Years ......"
Tan Yushu hurriedly closed his hearing.
Niu Er's negative energy was vented, and he left satisfied, carrying the package on his back and disappearing into the night.
Tan Yushu shook his crown, guessing in his heart, Niu Er went out this time, how many days will it take to come back?
Three days? Five days?
No more than ten days at most, Tan Yushu thinks.
If you are bored, continue to cultivate.
At dawn, Tan Yushu checked his points and found that there were only a pitiful 100 points.
In Mopan Village, there was a sudden uproar, and the village chief rushed over with everyone like crazy.
Yu Huan was crying: "Second Brother Niu, Second Brother Niu, you finally left...... If my mouth is crooked again, who should I go to for treatment? ”
Jiang Yaonu was also crying, but comforted Yu Huan: "No, Second Brother Niu won't leave us alone!" ”
Everyone rushed to the tree together and looked at the road out of the village in a daze.
The road is empty, where is Niu Er's figure?
Tan Yushu couldn't help but complain, Niu Er left in the middle of the night, and you didn't come to chase until dawn, and this reaction was too slow.
After a long time, the village chief said: "It's over, Niu Er Immortal Master is gone, who will protect our Mopan Village in the future?" ”
Tan Si sighed: "Yes, the next time the robbers come again, we will definitely die." ”
The carpenter said, "What about robbers? The county magistrate's dog official is here, and we are all dead. ”
The crowd wept tears.
Jiang Yaonu's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "I have a way, I can let Second Brother Niu come back!" ”
Everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Jiang Yaonu stupidly, not believing it at all.
Tan Yushu didn't believe it either.
Could it be that this Jiang Yao Nu has a mobile phone, Niu Er also has a mobile phone, and a phone call called him back?
Even if there is a mobile phone contact, it is estimated that Niu Er will not come back.
Unless, he spent all his coils and ate all the dry food.
Jiang Yao Nu was confident, pointed to Tan Yushu's tree hole, and said:
"It's very spiritual to make a wish on this tree hole. I made a wish here last time, hoping that Brother Niu would learn the immortal method as soon as possible and become a big hero. As a result, within a few days, the second brother Niu really learned the immortal method and became a big hero! ”
"Cut, I thought you had a good way, feudal superstition!"
Deeply disappointed, everyone shook their heads and complained, and turned back to the village.
"You don't believe it, do you? Okay, wait for me to make a wish and bring back the second brother of Niu! Jiang Yaonu snorted, walked to the tree hole, and bowed with her palms together.
Tan Yushu smiled bitterly in his heart.
Thank you for your love and trust, but I really don't have the ability!
Jiang Yao Nu clasped her palms together and bowed again, closed her eyes and said:
"Tree Cave, Tree Cave, I hope my second brother Niu will come back as soon as possible."
"The best...... He'll be in front of me tonight. ”
"And ...... I hope that the second brother Niu will come to my house as soon as possible to give a dowry and marry me. ”
"I hope ...... The second brother of Wagyu gave birth to many children, both male and female. The boy is as handsome and heroic as the second brother of the cow, and the girl is as beautiful and cute as me......"
"Also, I hope to cultivate immortals with the second brother of Niu, live forever together, and be a pair of immortal dependents, towards the twilight, twilight, love, and love will never be separated."
Oh I'm going, there's no end to this?
What a lack of greed!
If I had the ability to make you immortal, I wouldn't have to worry about how I would live!
Next time I make a wish, I'll have to charge for it.
A wish of one or two silver, Tong Su is not deceived, and no credit is owed!
Jiang Yaonu made a basket and 10,086 wishes, and bowed to the tree hole again and again, and then returned to the village.
[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】
[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】
The system panel suddenly pops up, and subtitles appear.
Damn, what's going on?
Tan Yushu was taken aback and puzzled.
I didn't do anything, why did the universal redemption points suddenly increase?
Is it because of Jiang Yaonu?
She bowed to herself a few times, and her points grew.
Could it be that this girl is a peerless master, just like the Ten Directions Immortal King, she can leave a huge aura with a soak of urine?
Could it be that she is the behind-the-scenes boss of Mopan Village, the ultimate boss?
But the way it works is not right.
The Immortal King of the Ten Directions sprinkled a bubble of urine, and Jiang Yaonu didn't do that, but just worshiped herself!
If Jiang Yao Nu operated the same as the Ten Directions Immortal King, what would the effect be?
Belch...... This one is too obscene, and it's a little disgusting, so let's get rid of it.
I actually had such a thought about a little girl, which is really a little undeserved.
Tan Yushu was thinking wildly, but he couldn't understand why his universal exchange points suddenly increased.
This damn system doesn't have a Q&A option, so Tan Yushu has no way to inquire.