Chapter 36: I Cut Your Tumor

"Really?"

"Really willing! If there is half a lie, let me die in pieces! "Niu Er is categorical and swears to the sky.

"That's fine, but that's right...... It is not so simple to worship me as a teacher, there is a test period. As a teacher, you have to look at your determination, your foundation, and your innate factors...... If it's too bad, I can't take you. Otherwise, it will ruin my reputation. ”

Tan Yushu said.

In fact, this is Tan Yushu's prevarication.

The words just now were purely idle egg pain, and they were made fun of Niu Er.

I am a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, how can I accept apprentices?

Could it be that the "Demon Tree Cultivation System" should be improved, become the "Demon Cultivation System", and install it on Niu Er's body?

Then, Niu Er cultivated into a demon?

That's not a mistake.

But Niu Er believed it, kowtowed, and said, "The immortal master is above, please accept the disciple's worship." The disciple is willing to accept any test, and he will not hesitate to go to the soup and fire......"

"Arise, for I said that I would take you as an apprentice after the time of trial. Therefore, you are not my apprentice now, and I am not your master. ”

Tan Yushu regretted it a little.

As for Niu Er's tendons, I'm afraid that I will think that I am a master.

But what did he teach him?

Niu Er is so stupid, even if he has an immortal method, he can't learn it!

Niu Er continued to kowtow and shouted, "Immortal Master, the disciple will definitely pass the test, don't worry!" ”

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Tan Yushu was upset, thinking of finding an excuse to send Niu Er, a stupid boy, away first.

But at this moment.

The system panel popped out silently, and the subtitles were displayed;

[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】

[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】

it? Again?

Tan Yushu was stunned for a moment, and seemed to understand something.

Jiang Yaonu bowed to herself, and her points increased;

Now, Niu Er kowtows to himself, and the points have increased again!

Could it be that it is these people's worship and gratitude to themselves that have produced some kind of mental power?

This kind of mental power is transformed into your own points?

Thinking of this, Tan Yushu suddenly realized!

Three talents, heaven and earth.

You can absorb the essence of the sun, moon and stars in the sky, and you can absorb the nutrients of water and soil on the earth, but what about the middle?

In the middle is to absorb the mind and respect of 'people'!

Made, I see!

Happiness came so suddenly!

Tan Yushu finally figured out the mystery of the sudden increase in points, and he was so excited that he almost went crazy.

If he is a person at the moment, he will definitely hug Niu Eryi and kiss him fiercely to celebrate.

Niu Er kowtowed a few times, straightened up and asked, "Immortal Master, how are you going to test me, please say!" ”

"Ahem......"

Tan Yushu thought about it and said: "The first level of assessment is ...... first Sincerely, kowtow to me. I'll see how long you can hold on and kowtow as many times. ”

Niu Er grinned: "Immortal Master, this is too simple, I can kowtow to you all the time until I die!" ”

As he spoke, Niu Er lay on the ground again and kowtowed.

Your sister, knocked to death, you still learn a bullshit fairy method?

Tan Yushu complained in his heart, and came to pay attention to the changes in his points.

[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】

[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】

The points are really growing.

About two cows kowtow ten heads, and ten points will be added.

Steady as a dog.

However, after the increase is to 100 points, the points do not increase.

No matter how Niu Er kowtows, his scalp is broken, and he will not increase his points.

Tan Yushu thought about it, could it be that everyone's mental power has a fixed amount every day?

Niu Er's number is used up today, so it won't increase anymore.

So, let him kowtow again tomorrow.

Moreover, Niu Er also kowtowed hundreds of heads, his forehead was red and swollen, his skin was broken and bleeding, and it was time to rest.

So Tan Yushu said: "Okay Niu Er, today's test is over, and tomorrow's test will continue." ”

Niu Er stopped kowtowing, staggered to his feet, and said, "Disciple obeys." ”

Tan Yushu said again:

"You have to keep my identity a secret, and don't say anything about you worshipping me as a teacher. Don't talk nonsense and reveal my identity without my permission. If I don't obey, I'll ...... Use the immortal method to turn you into a woman and send you to Tai Sui Mountain to be the lady of the village! ”

There are some things that Tan Yushu hasn't thought through yet, and he hasn't decided on a follow-up action plan.

So, you can't let Niu Er talk nonsense.

Niu Er was startled and hurriedly said, "Immortal Master, don't worry, the disciple will never dare to talk nonsense!" ”

Going to Tai Sui Mountain to be the lady of the village is too much of a threat to Niu Er.

"Okay, you go, come back tomorrow, and talk to me when no one is around." Tan Yushu said.

"Disciple obeys the order of the Immortal Master!"

Niu Er respectfully saluted and went happily.

But after walking a few steps, Niu Er turned around and came back, and Shi Li asked, "Immortal Master, if the people in the village ask me if I have found an Immortal Master and have I learned the Immortal Law, how should I answer?" ”

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Nima, sure enough, IQ is in arrears.

Such a simple question, come and ask me!

Tan Yushu was in pain and said, "You just say it...... I have found the immortal master, and the immortal master is teaching you the immortal method, and it will be very awesome and awesome in the near future! ”

"Thank you, Immortal Master!"

Niu Er was overjoyed, but asked again: "That...... Immortal Master, it won't be long before I ...... How awesome is it? ”

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Tan Yushu was in pain again, and said angrily: "Say whatever you want, you can say it, where is there so much?!" Go back to the village and come back tomorrow! ”

"Yes, yes, the immortal master is angry!"

Niu Er knew the majesty of the master, hurriedly apologized, and walked a few steps backwards before turning away.

Tan Yushu cleared his ears and continued to think about his cultivation.

Jiang Yaonu worshiped herself and increased her points;

Niu Er worshiped himself and increased his points.

So, if other people also come to worship themselves, do they also increase their points?

If the people of Mopan Village come to worship themselves, hehe, they will be rich!

What should I do to make the people of Mopan Village come to worship me?

You have to think about this question!

Tan Yushu started at night and thought until the sky was about to dawn.

I thought of a plan.

It is to pretend to be a ghost, show supernatural powers, and pretend to be a sacred tree.

Let Niu Er, a dumb apprentice, carry out propaganda, and hang a few pennants on his crooked neck, what is there to respond to, mana through the sky, Pudu people......

The villagers of Mopan Village are all honest and simple people, and they will definitely be fooled!

They all came to bow down to themselves and let their points swish up, wouldn't they be rich?

In my previous life on the earth, I had seen such a sacred tree.

Good men and women are all burning incense and kowtowing under the tree, and they are very busy.

Now, you can start this business and cheat some telekinesis in exchange for points!

This is another world, so it shouldn't fight feudal superstition, right?

In the midst of his thoughts, the sky broke dark.

Tan Yushu was full of confidence, waiting for Niu Er to come over, and planned to take action to realize his ambitions.

However, Niu Er didn't wait, but waited for a beautiful woman.

A fairy, to be exact!

Because Tan Yushu didn't find out how people came here at all!

He just felt the air fluctuate slightly, and the fairy was standing in front of him!

The fairy was only seventeen or eighteen years old, carried a long sword, and wore a light red dress, which was particularly beautiful.

However, the fairy has a murderous and intimidating face.

Now, the little fairy was glaring at Tan Yushu coldly and pulled out her long sword.

The sword light is like autumn water, the cold is pressing, and it has a powerful urinary effect.

Tan Yushu was full of urine and didn't dare to speak.

"Demon Tree!"

The fairy lightly opened her lips, pointed at Tan Yushu's crooked neck, and asked coldly: "Crooked neck, did you hurt my spirit pet white monkey and make it half paralyzed?" ”

, it turns out that this dead girl is the owner of the white monkey?

This time it's dead!

Tan Yushu finally understood what was going on, and his heart sank.

The white monkey is so powerful, it's just this girl's spiritual pet, pet.

It can be seen that this girl's ability is very, very big!

Tan Yushu knew that he couldn't fight, so he simply stopped talking, tilted his neck, and looked generous and righteous.

The fairy sneered and said:

"Speak, Demon Tree. My aunt knows you can speak, and she knows you can understand me! If you don't speak, I'll cut your tumor, straighten your crooked neck, cut off your roots, and turn you to ashes!" ”

As she spoke, the fairy's sword suddenly turned and pointed behind her!

Sou!

A bolt of lightning flew out of the tip of her sword and turned into a ball of thunder that landed on a pine tree across the road.

Clickβ€”β€”!

The thunderball exploded, and the pine tree with the thick mouth of the bowl suddenly disappeared without a trace.