Kill the chicken and show it to the monkey.

The threat of Chiguoguo!

In the face of such a murderous fairy girl, Tan Yushu already knew her ending.

One word: Die!

So, Tan Yushu spoke.

He said:

"Dead girl, kill a pine tree, do you look awesome?"

"That white monkey, is it your own father? Is it your own husband? ”

"Believe it or not, Master Shu, I will use a little trick to make you like your white monkey father, most of your body is paralyzed, and you are incontinent?"

"The pearl of rice grains also shines? The light of fireflies, dare to compete with the sun and the moon? ”

"Banmen get an axe, smile and be generous!"

"How deceitful are the beasts? Stop laughing! ”

"Xiangjiao you are a bale, I bought a watch last year, and if there is a kind of horse, I will let the horse come over, and the tree master will abolish your magical powers and send you to Qunfang Building!"

“@#￥%……”

Anyway, there is no hope of survival.

It's better to completely anger this little demon girl, let her destroy herself with a snap of her fingers, and die a happy death.

Just like the pine tree just now, it disappeared in an instant, and it was gone.

With a firm desire to die, Tan Yushu scolded.

Even Martian scolded it, regardless of whether the other party could understand it or not.

The little fairy's face was ugly, her eyes were full of murderous energy, and on the sword, there were electric rays of lightning entwining and flashing.

It seems to be condensing anger and murderous energy, and is about to launch a thunderous blow.

Tan Yushu continued to scold:

"Dead girl, why don't you dare to do it? Now go back to serve your white monkey father, and you can pick up a little life! ”

"Otherwise, wait for me to send you to Qunfang Mansion and let you pick up three hundred guests a day!"

"You still want to straighten me up? I broke you, believe it or not? ”

In fact, such a vicious curse is the first time for Tan Yushu.

In his previous life, he was a good young man, helping widows carry water, helping old ladies cross the road, sending lost children home, and handing over every penny he picked up to Uncle Big Cap......

Now that a series of foul scolding broke out, he also felt embarrassed, like a shrew.

Even, Tan Yushu was a little heartbroken with the little fairy in front of him.

This delicate and touching little appearance, a flower-like face, was insulted by his own evil words, how can he be embarrassed?

If he is a great power in the fairy world, he must be a hero to save the beauty, stand up to protect the beauty, and beat the vicious scolding self to death with his backhand.

It's just that now, Tan Yushu is really worried that the little fairy will cut his flesh with a blunt knife and can't stand the torture.

That's why he self-destructed his image and made this decision, hoping to provoke the other party and seek death quickly.

"Okay, I'll fulfill you!"

The little fairy's anger finally reached its limit, and she pointed her sword at Tan Yushu, stepping on the seven stars and retreating backwards.

Retreating a few feet away, the little fairy sword pointed and shouted:

"Heaven and earth, sun, moon, starry wind, fire, thunder and lightning, wherever the divine thoughts arrive, ten thousand demons are devastated!"

The heavens and the earth were dark, and all the light and shadow gathered towards the tip of the sword.

In an instant, on the tip of the fairy's sword, a thunderball the size of a water tank was formed.

"Kill!"

The fairy shouted angrily and shook her wrist.

The thunderball rushed out, enlarging to a radius of tens of zhang in the blink of an eye.

The thunder was dazzling, the heat wave was overwhelming, and it came towards the crooked neck tree.

Tan Yushu suddenly felt relaxed.

If your journey of rebirth is a book, this is the finale, the end of the play.

Bye-bye, my tree.

Bye-bye, Mopan Village.

Rumble!

The thunderball exploded in front of Tan Yushu's body, and the flames soared into the sky.

Tan Yushu lost consciousness in an instant.

However......

At this moment, there was a faint flash of golden light in the air, covering Tan Yushu's whole body.

If Tan Yushu hadn't lost consciousness, he would have found that he had turned into a golden tree at this moment.

Crooked neck golden tree.

Every branch, every leaf, instantly turned golden.

And at this moment, the little fairy's thunder light was dispelled, like a drop of water falling into the oven, and the ground was gone.

"Ten Directions Immortal King Seal?! No wonder, no wonder this demon tree...... So arrogant! ”

The little fairy's face changed greatly, she looked up at the sky, swished, and the teleportation disappeared.

Disappear faster than when you came.

The golden light of the crooked neck tree immediately receded, and it returned to its original state, standing motionless on the side of the road.

……

Within ten directions, a million miles away, in the back garden of a certain fairy palace.

The Immortal King of the Ten Directions was so bored that he cut himself into two pieces, split himself into two, and played chess with himself.

Suddenly, the Immortal King clone A frowned, and then smiled: "Hey, the Ten Directions Immortal King Seal is shaking? Hehe, crooked neck tree, Lao Tzu saved your life, you know? ”

The immortal king clone on the opposite side sneered: "He's an elm pimple, he won't know." ”

The doppelganger raised the bar: "You are not an elm pimple, how do you know that people don't know?" ”

Doppelganger B retorted: "You're not me, how do you know that I don't know that I don't know about Elm Pimple?" ”

Doppelganger A defended again: "You're not me, how do you know that I don't know that you don't know that you don't know elm pimple?" ”

Doppelganger B argued again: "You are not me, how do you know ......"

With a wave of his hand, the doppelganger swept the full game of chess pieces to the ground: "Lao Tzu is no longer playing, you are a bar master!" ”

Doppelganger B flipped the table: "Paralysize you are the bar spirit, go to your grandmother's, Lao Tzu won't play anymore!" ”

Then, doppelganger A and doppelganger B fought, and chickens flew and dogs jumped in the fairy palace, and chicken feathers were everywhere.

The fairy king felt that it was not enough, and turned into a doppelganger, persuading, commenting, and diluting mud in the middle.

……

In the mill village below.

Tan Yushu has been in a coma.

It wasn't until Niu Er came and kowtowed hundreds of heads under the tree that Tan Yushu woke up leisurely.

MMP, is this a time travel to a parallel world?

Why is there also Niu Er here?

Tan Yushu gradually regained his audio-visual perception and looked at Niu Er blankly.

He had just woken up from a coma, and he hadn't figured out the situation yet.

"Immortal Master, the disciple knows that you are testing me, and the disciple will not give up. If you don't speak, the disciple will keep kowtowing until you speak. ”

Niu Er continued to kowtow, his face full of happiness and confidence.

After another moment, Tan Yushu finally spoke and said, "Okay Niu Er, you get up, I have something to ask you for the teacher." ”

"Thank you, Immortal Master!"

Niu Er was overjoyed and hurriedly stood up.

It is not easy to pass the test of the immortal master and kowtow to the immortal master to speak.

Tan Yushu thought for a moment and asked, "Now, as a teacher, I want to test your IQ...... I ask you, how long has it been since we last spoke? ”

In fact, Tan Yushu wanted to know how long he had been in a coma.

But you can't ask directly, you have to take a detour.

Otherwise, Niu Er would definitely ask: "Immortal Master, who knocked you unconscious?" People are better than you, I'll look for her to apprentice! ”

Niu Er snapped his fingers, counted his left hand and his right hand, counted for a long time, looked up and said:

"It must have been three hours, right? Last night, the immortal master asked me to go home and come back at dawn. It hasn't been long since dawn, Tan Si is still sleeping, the village chief is eating breakfast, and Mrs. Ji is freshening up......"

Oh, it turned out that I was only in a coma for a while.

Tan Yushu understood and said, "Very good, it seems that your IQ is not a big problem." ”

Niu Er was overjoyed and said proudly: "Yes, yes, everyone says that I am the smartest person in Mopan Village!" ”

I rub it, this ...... Not really, right?

Alas, there is no hope for Mopan Village.

Tan Yushu thought sadly.