Chapter 43: Heaven and earth dare not stop it
Just do it.
Zhang Xiaolei immediately came to the spirit.
He brought the bench and the quilt and placed it beside it.
After climbing onto the stool, he carefully dismantled the tiles and threw the bench on the quilt.
Safe.
Quiescence.
Resourcefulness.
Clever calculations.
Divine soldiers from the sky.
Perfect.
Sai Zhuge .
One person through the ages.
Countless thoughts of praising himself came to his mind.
Every time he dropped a tile, his fantasies deepened.
Until the top tile formed a large hole, he patted his legs contentedly.
"Today is the time for the whirlwind legs to show their might......," Zhang Xiaolei thought, "This must not be difficult, as long as I go up, my knees are up, my hands are exerted, I get up instantly, and then tap my toes, I can achieve the effect of being as light as a swallow." ”
He was so pleased with his plan that he jumped so hard that he jumped straight onto the roof.
Next.
With one knee top, both hands exert force!
Zhang Xiaolei did so.
However.
The sky is unpredictable.
Although his strategy is perfect, although his steps are impeccable.
However, this tile has its own ideas.
saw that the tile kept sliding down, falling down with Zhang Xiaolei.
Zhang Xiaolei was in a hurry, and hurriedly rubbed his legs and kept kicking his legs, and as he kicked his legs, those tiles slid down faster.
He was like a dog in a lake, frantically waving his limbs, and occasionally slamming his bottom on the tiles.
As a result of these efforts, more than half of the roof tiles fell, and he finally came to the roof.
"It worked!"
Zhang Xiaolei took a deep breath.
Finally, it did.
Although the roof tiles in most of the room had fallen, at least he managed to do it.
The tiles fell, crackling.
At this time, a shout sounded outside the room: "Mr. Zhang, what are you doing inside?" ”
Zhang Xiaolei was in a hurry, and shouted at the door: "Lao Tzu is not angry, is he smashing things?" Can't Lao Tzu afford to pay for it? ”
"Mr. Zhang, you can smash it at will."
Zhang Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief, he cautiously got up and walked outside.
This tile.
It's not easy to walk.
Take a step, and it will be broken.
Zhang Xiaolei was a little panicked, and hurriedly wanted to use his toes.
However, the tiles still shattered.
"Maybe it's not ...... with the toes," Zhang Xiaolei thought to himself, "maybe it's with the soles of the feet." ”
So he changed his way of walking.
It's a pity that this tile really doesn't give face to the ten people, it doesn't know what to do, under Zhang Xiaolei's flawless figure, the tile is still constantly shattering.
"Bastard, this dignified Shao family actually used such broken tiles to build a tea soup house......" Zhang Xiaolei was very angry, he secretly thought in his heart, "When I see Shao Xiaoling next time, I have to slap a big mouth on her face and scold her for being black-hearted!" ”
He couldn't walk, so he had to crawl forward.
Now he was like a turtle, lying on the roof tiles, in which case the tiles were no longer broken.
Zhang Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief, and he came to the end of the roof, which was a family's house in front of him.
The best thing he thought, if he wanted to get out of here, was to jump from this roof to the opposite roof.
Maybe.
Or maybe not.
"Maybe I overestimated my strength......" At this time, he was already a little panicked, "It's quite high down here, if you accidentally fall down, I'm afraid I'll break my leg." ”
He wondered if he would be able to jump over.
After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaolei still mustered up his courage and stood up.
A breeze blows.
Zhang Xiaolei felt the breeze, he stretched out his hand and said softly: "Wind, stop." ”
Perhaps by coincidence, the wind stopped.
"Heh, it seems that this heaven and earth also give me a thin ......," Zhang Xiaolei thought to himself, "Maybe it comes from the immortal power in my body, so heaven and earth are afraid of me." ”
At this point, the wind is blowing again.
He waved his hand and whispered coldly: "The wind stops!" ”
However, this time the wind did not stop.
"Fight against me, is it ......interesting," Zhang Xiaolei said coldly, "Don't you want me to fly to the ninety-nine heavens?" Oh heavens...... Give you another chance, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless! ”
He raised his finger to the sun in the sky: "With one finger, I can change the color of heaven and earth!" ”
The wind still doesn't stop.
"That's it, it seems that I don't have any immortal power in my body......" Zhang Xiaolei sighed secretly, "I should be the power of evil ghosts, I once killed gods and slaughtered Buddhas, so I was rejected by heaven and earth." ”
He wanted to destroy the heavens and the earth.
The idea was quickly abandoned, as he had to jump over the roof.
"In that case, if I skip over, it will be the power of the gods......" Zhang Xiaolei made up his mind, "If I don't jump over, then I am an evil ghost." ”
Thinking of this, he finally mustered up the courage and jumped out directly!
"Bang!"
He managed to jump to the roof opposite, only to slip and roll down.
He's rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
"Not good! It's going to fall! ”
Roll, roll, roll, roll.
"I am indeed an evil ghost, the heavens will destroy me, how can I allow the heavens and the earth to kill me!"
Zhang Xiaolei clapped his hands violently and stabbed the claws full of evil power into the roof tiles!
But he saw that the tiles were smashed by his hands, and countless tiles were shattered in his hands, and some of them even cut off his fingers.
Ten fingers connected to the heart, making him in pain.
"If I fall, I will let the heavens and the earth disappear with me! I can't contain it anymore, God, do you really think I don't dare to exude my instincts? I'm going to become a demon, who can stop me! ”
He cursed the heavens in his heart, perhaps his threat had taken effect, and at this point he managed to grab a piece of wood and finally stopped rolling.
I almost fell.
But it's okay.
"Heh, you're really afraid of my threat."
Zhang Xiaolei struggled to stand up, he looked at his hand, fortunately the injury was not deep, and there was not much bleeding.
So he clapped his hands, slapped the dust off his hands, and secretly sighed: "Since I didn't fall, then I will open the net and stop slaughtering the people in the world." ”
At this time, another wind blew.
He said coldly, "Wind, stop." ”
The wind stopped.
Zhang Xiaolei was satisfied.
Heaven and earth were afraid of him.
Since heaven and earth are afraid of him, what else is there to be afraid of?
His blood was boiling all over his body, and his head was empty, and he ran directly!
Under his feet, countless tiles shattered!
"No one can stop me!"
The tiles slipped and he crooked, but he quickly ran again.
"Neither can immortals, nor can Buddhas!"
Ahead is another roof.
He didn't stop.
Take a leap.
Light as a swallow.
successfully jumped, and this time, he was stunned and did not fall.
At this time, he finally stopped and whispered: "Those who stand in my way die, so heaven and earth dare not stop me, I am an eternal evil ghost!" ”