Chapter 44: Wind Dance's so-called big husband
Zhang Xiaolei finally managed to get off the roof.
Because there was a haystack behind the house, he jumped on it.
Although his hand hurts, he doesn't feel pain anymore when he thinks of what he did before.
He hurried happily to Phoenix Mountain, and there happened to be a mule pulling a cart at the exit of the city this week, so he asked the coachman, "Are you going to Phoenix Mountain?" ”
The coachman replied, "Yes, go and pull the wood." ”
"Brother, will you take me with you? I also go to Phoenix Mountain. ”
The coachman was lost in thought, as if he were considering.
Zhang Xiaolei thought to himself, I am such an existence, and I am a brother and sister to an ant like you, you should be grateful.
Aren't you ants alive because I'm in a good mood?
Otherwise, in my thoughts, heaven and earth will be destroyed.
The coachman suddenly said, "Cheng, if there is a pothole on the road, you have to come down and help me push the cart." ”
"Of course that's good."
Zhang Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this ant is still very knowledgeable.
He got into the car and lit a cigarette, and the driver shouted, "Give me one." ”
"Okay, brother."
He hurriedly handed one to the coachman, and at this time the mule finally moved forward, and Zhang Xiaolei leaned comfortably on the car.
After going up the mountain, he encountered several potholes on the road, and before the driver could say, Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly jumped down and helped push the cart.
When the coachman saw that Zhang Xiaolei was sensible, he was satisfied: "You are quite diligent, I have pulled a few people on the road before, and I am not as diligent as you." ”
Zhang Xiaolei smiled: "I eat with my hands." ”
"Well, where are you going next?"
"When we get to the three-way intersection ahead, I go to the left."
"There's a bandit on the left......" said the coachman, waving his hand, "I advise you not to go to the left." ”
Zhang Xiaolei said with a smile; "Relax, I'm not afraid of bandits."
Seeing that Zhang Xiaolei was so confident, the coachman did not advise again.
When he reached the three-way intersection, Zhang Xiaolei jumped out of the car and walked up the mountain, he still remembered the road before.
When I came to the cave, I saw a lot of bandits cooking here.
When they saw Zhang Xiaolei, they hurriedly exclaimed, "Isn't this Mr. Zhang?" ”
"Mr. Zhang, we're cooking, sit down and have a drink?"
"Mr. Zhang, I heard that you are among the top ten?"
Zhang Xiaolei smiled and said, "I'm looking for Li Fengwu, where is he?" ”
"It's just ahead."
"Okay, I'll take a look."
Zhang Xiaolei walked forward, and he didn't take a few steps before he saw Li Fengwu sitting here resting.
Li Fengwu turned his head to see him and said softly, "Why are you here?" ”
"There's something I want to tell you."
Zhang Xiaolei also sat down, looking at the scenery below, he sighed: "Beautiful." ”
"Well, it's a beautiful ......," Li Fengwu said with a smile, "You lied to me with an iron block, and you made it more beautiful." ”
Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly waved his hand: "Feng Wu, you are laughing, don't I know you yet?" I had already guessed who you were, so I made a retreat in advance. This is what you told me, and you must leave a way out in everything. ”
When Li Fengwu heard this, he felt very uncomfortable.
This little cripple.
Seeing that he was a master of the ten, he even called him Wind Dance directly.
Where is the dogleg of the former honorific gentleman?
"You are now ranked among the top ten, I want to talk to you......" Li Fengwu sighed, "You are still young, and you suddenly became a top ten, it is inevitable that you can't distinguish between the sinister rivers and lakes and the seniority." It's like me, how can I say that I am also an old man, how dare you pretend to be big in front of me? ”
"Why am I pretending to be too big in front of you?"
"What do you call me?"
"Could it be that I call you sir?"
"Anyway, I'll call Brother Wind Dance."
"Jokes."
Zhang Xiaolei remembered the grievances he had received in Li Fengwu, and he had a feeling of turning over, and he sighed: "I was ignorant before, and I called you a few times. Now that I think about it, I think it's okay to call you Wind Dance. ”
Li Fengwu felt even more uncomfortable in his heart, at this time he saw a stone beside him, and suddenly he was thinking.
Why don't you pick up a stone and smash it on the back of this Xiaolei's head, so that he can be buried in this Phoenix Mountain forever?
He was thinking about it, Zhang Xiaolei suddenly sighed: "I am here to deliver a letter to you today, your life and death are in my thoughts, but you still have to be self-righteous in front of me." Alas, it turned out that my kindness was regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, and in that case, then I might as well go. ”
Li Fengwu was surprised: "Why are you this kind of person?" ”
"What do you call such a person?"
"I used to think you were quite well-behaved, but now why do you think of yourself like a thing? Don't you have a long skin? ”
"Don't you think I'm doing something like someone?"
"Like whom?"
"Like you."
"Nonsense......" Li Fengwu exclaimed, "When have I ever been so cheeky?" ”
"You've always been like that."
Li Fengwu waved his hand and said: "I don't argue with you, you have little knowledge, and you think that if you are a master of ten people, you can be on an equal footing with me." But you never thought that you were like the stars and the moon compared to me...... Ahem. ”
He coughed uncomfortably again, and when Zhang Xiaolei saw this, he stretched out his hand and put it on Li Fengwu's forehead.
"Ahh
He was surprised: "You are sick, and you are still blowing the wind here?" ”
"It's useless to hide in the cave, the wind will still blow in......," Li Fengwu waved his hand and said, "I've been sick for three or four days, I think I'm dying, and before I die, I see that you are among the top ten people, and my heart is full of relief." Who knew that you were so self-righteous that you would come to show off your might in front of me. ”
Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly said: "Sir, don't I just want to be naughty with you?" You can't do this, you already have a cold and still blowing the wind, do you really want to kill yourself? Let's hurry down the mountain, I'll take you to Langzhong. ”
Li Fengwu shook his head and said, "No need, the great cause has not been accomplished, how can you go down the mountain?" ”
"Sir, I don't know what you're going to do, but if you continue like this, you're just afraid that you'll lose your life......" Zhang Xiaolei said sincerely, "Is it worth it?" ”
Li Fengwu took Zhang Xiaolei's leaf cigarette, took a puff of his own, and said softly: "Xiaolei, do you know what a husband is?" ”
"How?"
Li Fengwu stood up slowly, and he smiled bitterly: "Today, even if I teach you another lesson in the end." The eldest husband, even if he dies, must fulfill his wish. Do you think I'm a person who is afraid of death? ”
Zhang Xiaolei whispered: "I didn't say that. ”
"You are still young, and there are many things ......you don't understand," Li Fengwu said with emotion, "Life is not happy, and death is not bitter." ”
Awe.
Zhang Xiaolei was in awe.
He sighed and said, "I heard a Liu Yan say in the morning that she was going to set fire to the mountain, so I hurried to inform Mr. Now it seems that I was ignorant. It's my fault that I always compare my husband to a mortal. ”
"Burning the mountain?"
Li Fengwu was stunned for a moment.
He pondered for a while, and finally said seriously: "I'm only halfway through what I said, the so-called big husband is to be able to bend and stretch." Han Xin can endure the humiliation of his crotch, and the king of Yue Gou Jian lies down and tastes his courage, what if I go down the mountain today? You see, you still haven't realized it. ”