Chapter 30: I Want to Be Quiet
In fact, the chicken dogs in Mopan Village and the crooked-necked trees on the side of the road did not provoke anyone.
However, the officials and robbers are all the same pretending to be virtuous, and in order to show their ferocity and murderous spirit, they always have to put the chicken dog and the crooked neck tree on the killing list.
Unlucky chicken dog, unlucky crooked neck tree!
Tan Yushu didn't need to report to the second parrot, and he was surprised when he heard the words of the official master.
The official seal of this dog official is huge, beyond his imagination.
I'm afraid that they can really recover with the power of the official seal, and then kill back the horse gun and wash the Mopan Village in blood.
The villagers were cowardly and could only be slaughtered, and would never dare to resist.
What to do?
Tan Yushu regretted it a little.
His actions today may bring a catastrophe to Mopan Village.
Parrot Erfei came back and said with a smile: "Daxian, people still won't let you go, they want to cut you, and they want to kill the chickens and dogs in Mopan Village." β
Tan Yushu was annoyed, and said angrily: "I already know, you shut up, I want to be quiet." β
Parrot II was very puzzled: "Quiet? Who's Jingjing? It's a ...... Crooked neck female elm? β
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This special parrot is not only a talker, but also a joker!
Tan Yushu was speechless, hung down a branch, and strangled Parrot Er's neck.
Parrot Two immediately shut up.
Tan Yushu summoned the system panel to view his various data.
[Bloodline]: Demon Elm.
[Cultivation Realm]: The demon tree cultivates the fifth layer of the Heart Sutra and collects external medicines. (Xiaocheng).
[Ontological realm]: equivalent to a hundred-year-old elm tree, parentheses: crooked neck.
[Demon Law]: Demon Wind and Evil Qi (unlimited use for life), Evil Words to confuse the public (unlimited use for life).
[Universal Redemption Points]: 205 points.
γLottery chance, noneγ
[Mission]: Continue to practice the exercise "Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Sutra".
I haven't improved in the past two days.
The realm is still the previous realm, and the demon law is still the pitiful two demon laws.
The universal redemption points are only 205 points.
This point can't even be exchanged for an enhanced version of the demonic spirit!
Maybe you can change two bean paste buns for breakfast.
But I don't need to.
At this time, the dog officer led his team and slowly came to the bottom of the tree.
"Rest in place!"
The dog officer put on his official uniform and wore the big seal, and he has fully recovered.
The officials hurriedly stopped and lay on the ground staggeringly.
The dog officer took out the big seal and handed it to the master, and roared:
"Use my big seal to drive away the demonic energy on their bodies, and then kill back to Mopan Village, there will be no chickens and dogs, no grass will grow, and crooked necks will be hacked to death together! Especially that Niu Er, I want to cut him with a thousand knives, chop him up and cook it and feed it to the dog! β
"Yes!"
The dog-headed master hurriedly took over the big seal and drove away the demonic energy on the officials one by one.
Those officials put on official clothes, and with the blessing of the power of the Great Seal, they gradually improved and recovered.
Tan Yushu saw it in his eyes and was worried.
Judging from the current situation, it will not take half an hour for the officials and the catchers to regain their combat effectiveness.
At that time, it was the death period of myself and the villagers of Mopan Village.
Tan Yushu thought for a while, his mind instantly shifted to the root of Mopan Village, poked his head out, and shouted: "The dog officials and dog officials have recovered, and they are about to kill back, they really want to kill people this time, everyone hurry up!" β
After shouting three times in a row, Tan Yushu retracted his roots and diverted his mind back to the side of the road.
has reminded everyone that it is their business to run or not.
If they don't run away and are killed by the dog officer, they can't blame themselves.
I'm just a crooked-necked tree, and I've done enough.
The crooked neck tree in the next village definitely doesn't do as much as he does, and he doesn't do chivalrous and nosy things like himself.
Under the tree.
The dog officer's team is recovering.
The dog officer picked up a knife, slashed viciously at the trunk of the crooked neck, and scolded: "What's the matter, this old man is wise and wise, and he was actually tricked by Niu Er today, which is unbearable!" β
Hissββ!
Tan Yushu twitched in pain, but there was nothing he could do.
Because the dog official was wearing an official uniform and carrying an official seal, Tan Yushu's demon method was ineffective against his attack and could not stop him.
Moreover, because the dog official has official authority, this knife is cut down and cut deeper than other officials.
The blade eats more than an inch!
This is not a skin injury, it is almost a bone injury!
"His grandmother's grandmother's, if you don't kill the Diao people in Mopan Village today, I swear not to be a person!" The dog officer drew his knife from the tree and slashed again.
Hissββ!
Tan Yushu couldn't help the pain, and scolded loudly: "Dog officer, I wish you the whole family crematorium!" β
"Who's talking?" The dog officer was startled and turned his head to look around.
He didn't realize that the crooked-necked tree in front of him could speak.
The master listened attentively and looked in the direction of Mopan Village: "Master, it seems to be ...... That Niu Er's voice. β
The dog officer frowned and muttered: ", this Niu Er really has some magical powers, and he can spread the sound for thousands of miles...... By the way, master, what does this family crematorium mean? β
The master thought for a while and said, "The whole family is the meaning of the whole family, the crematorium...... It should be a fun place. β
Tan Yushu couldn't help but scold, and said: "Grandpa, I am Niu Er, a young man who cultivates immortals, and the crematorium is the place where corpses are burned." Second Grandpa Niu and I, I wish the dog officer, your whole family will die and go to the crematorium to turn to ashes! β
"Sure enough, it's you!"
The dog officer was furious, pulled out the waist knife from the trunk again, slashed it on the trunk again, and scolded: "Niu Er, this master is not with you today, there is you without me, there is me without you!" β
Hiss-hiss!
Tan Yushu almost twitched in pain.
MMP, if you want to kill Niu Er, you will kill it, why are you slashing at a tree with a crooked neck?
And this damn Niu Er, Master Shu, I've already been stabbed three times for you!
After relieving himself a little, Tan Yushu scolded: "Dog officer, my Niu Er is in Mopan Village, and if you have a kind, you will come to fight to the death." What kind of ability is it to be mad at a tree with a crooked neck? β
Tan Yushu also didn't want to harm the people of Mopan Village.
But at the moment, the pain was unbearable, so I had to pretend to be Niu Er, trying to lure this dog official away.
On the side of Mopan Village, he had already raised the alarm, presumably at this time, the villagers had already run away.
But the dog officer has a lot of personality.
He waved his sword, slashed at the trunk of the tree continuously, and scolded with a smile:
"Master Ben likes to be mad at a crooked-necked tree, Niu Er, what can you do to me?"
"Don't you know how to be immortals? You have the ability to get out of the way of the crooked neck tree! β
"You have the ability to call the crooked neck tree to beat me!"
While scolding and slashing, the dog officer became more and more energetic, one knife was heavier than the other, and one knife was deeper than the other.
In the blink of an eye, Tan Yushu's body had more than a dozen knife marks......
"Dog officer...... Your uncle! β
Tan Yushu was in pain to the bone marrow and couldn't want to live, and scolded: "Good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil...... It's not that the time has not come! Someday, I, I...... Niu Er, Niu Er I...... It will definitely dismantle you into eight pieces, five horses will be divided, and five thunders will be thundered! β
"Five thunderbolts? I'm not afraid, sir! β
The dog officer looked back at the lightning rod on the roof of his sedan chair, and slashed again.
The master stepped forward and said to the dog officer:
"Master, the servants are almost recovered. I think let's go back to Mopan Village first, and don't let those Diao people escape. This crooked-necked tree, let's go back and cut it down. β
Call......
Tan Yushu breathed a sigh of relief.
Master Kobold, I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors!