Chapter 31: It's better to wait for death than to try your luck!
The dog officer was probably also tired of chopping, threw his waist knife to the ground, wiped the sweat on his head, and waved his hand:
"Okay, kill back to Mopan Village, kill people when you see them, burn them when you see them, you're welcome! This crooked-necked tree, I'll cut it down when I get back! β
The officials and catchers began to line up.
"Let's go!"
The dog officer finished reviewing the team and waved his hand very imposingly.
"Yes!"
The head catcher agreed, led the team, and ran towards Mopan Village.
The dog officer himself got into the sedan chair and let the sedan chair drivers trot forward.
Tan Yushu didn't care about his own pain, shifted his thoughts, extended from that root to Mopan Village, and poked his head out to look.
But Tan Yushu found that none of the villagers in Mopan Village had escaped, and they were all waiting on the threshing floor at the head of the village!
Everyone gathered around Niu Er and asked something.
And Niu Er looked confused and stupid, and his performance with everyone was obviously not on the same channel.
Don't these stupid guys know that death is coming?
Tan Yushu was in a hurry, and a demon wind blew over.
Thump!
Niu Er was once again thrown to the ground, with a crooked nose and slanted eyes, half of his body was paralyzed, and his limbs twitched.
To be precise, Niu Er's current condition is that most of his body is paralyzed, and he has even lost his language ability.
Then, Tan Yushu urged 'evil words to confuse the public' and said loudly:
"I'm Niu Er, and I'm using the immortal method now...... I found out the mind of the dog officer, he is taking the official to arrest quickly, and he is going to kill all the people in our Mopan Village. Let's go, let's go, don't stay for a moment! The dog official has an official seal, my immortal law can't fight him, and I can't protect you! β
The villagers worshipped Niu Er, and Tan Yushu had no choice but to borrow Niu Er's identity again.
But before borrowing the identity, the Niu Er deity must be made into most of the body.
Otherwise, Niu Er will talk nonsense, and it won't work, and he won't be able to deceive everyone.
It worked.
When the village chief heard the instructions of "Niu Er", he immediately attached great importance to it, and waved his hand: "Niu Er's immortal method, there will be nothing wrong, everyone hurry up and retreat to the deep mountains to the east!" β
Tan Si frowned and said, "Won't it?" Is the county lord more murderous than a robber and wants to kill us? β
Tan Yushu was angry and scolded: "Tan Si, your grandson, Niu Er...... What this great immortal said, you dare not listen to it, do you want me to clean you up and turn you into a ......?"
Before Tan Yushu could figure out what to become, Tan Si was already cowardly, and shouted: "Everyone listens to Niu Er Immortal Master, withdraw quickly!" β
"Withdraw!"
All of a sudden, the crowd rushed eastward.
But Niu Er, who was most of his body unsuccessful, was left on the threshing floor.
Tan Yushu was angry and funny, and scolded again: "Why don't you take me, bring me Niu Er!" It doesn't matter if I'm alive or dead, right? β
"Oh oh, bring Niu Er Immortal Master!"
Tan Si and the carpenter ran back, picked up Niu Er and ran.
At this time, the dog officer also arrived at the head of the village with his team of minions.
Seeing that the villagers were running wildly, the dog official waved his hand excitedly: "Master Ben has found out that these Diao people are all robbers from Taisui Mountain, kill me, kill them allββ! β
The officials also became excited, and gave chase with their swords, shouting: "Killβ"
Bullying the weak is the housekeeping ability of these eagle and dog minions.
Tan Yushu once again urged the spell of bewitching the crowd, and scolded: "Dog officials, dog officials, dog catchers, listen to me!" β
The dog officer was stunned.
The officials were also stunned.
Tan Yushu said: "I cultivate the immortal boy Niu Er, and the Ming people don't do dark things. Let's get it clear first, and then we'll fight to the death! β
Actually, Tan Yushu had nothing to say.
He just wanted to stall for time and let the villagers of Mopan Village flee for their lives.
The dog officer was fooled again, turned his head to look around, looking for Niu Er's location, and scolded: "Niu Er, if you kid have anything to say, hurry up!" β
"Okay, I'll say it now, listen up!"
Tan Yushu searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, began to perform, and said:
"First of all...... Our Mopan Village, under the rule of you, a dog official, is under your jurisdiction. You, the dog officer, are theoretically our parent officer. But in fact, there is no difference between you and the robbers of Tai Sui Mountain......"
And then ...... Although we are the people, we feed you, and theoretically, we are your food and clothing. β
"However, you rebel son, you don't respect your parents at all, and you want to kill us all!"
"You rebel son is so arrogant, do your parents know?"
The dog officer listened calmly, not angry at all!
Tan Yushu scolded for a few minutes, and finally ran out of words, and started from the beginning again: "First ......"
The dog officer waved his hand, interrupted Tan Yushu's words, and said triumphantly:
"Niu Er, first of all, what you said is very right, but my lord, I am unreasonable, and then ...... Master, I'm still going to kill all the people in your village! Master, I am so domineering, anyway, the official seal of this master can resist your immortal law, and I am not afraid of you. What else would you like to say? β
By this time, the villagers had already run far away and were about to enter the mountain.
Tan Yushu succeeded in his treacherous plan, and his heart was very happy, and he scolded: "I said you are an MMP!" The villagers have already run away, and you dog officer can't catch up! β
"Damn, I've been fooled again!"
Only then did the dog officer react, waved his hand and shouted: "Chase, chase to the mountain, kill those Diao people!" β
"Killβ"
The officials and catchers roared and rushed to the east end of the village.
The people of Mopan Village are timid and can't fight.
But they are all farming, and they are no slower than the officials.
They started a few minutes earlier, and by this time they were already deep in the mountains, and they were almost 100% safe.
Only then did Tan Yushu retract his roots, and his mind returned to the crooked neck tree on the side of the road.
Parrot II was still standing on the top of the tree, with a branch wrapped around his neck, not daring to move or speak.
Tan Yushu let go of Parrot Er and said, "You go and pester that dog officer, chase him and scold, and by the way, help those people in Mopan Village, don't let them be killed by the dog officer." β
"Okay, okay, I'll go now, scolding people I'm an expert." The two parrots were overjoyed and flapped their wings and flew away.
Tan Yushu sighed in his heart and continued to worry.
The dog official can't kill the villagers, and when he turns back, he will definitely use his crooked neck tree to set fire again.
What can I do to save this tree's life?
Once again, the system panel is summoned.
Tan Yushu looked at the points in a daze, wondering what kind of demon magic he could change......
Looking at the exchangeable items, there are only a few pitiful items on them, all of which are some beginner demon spells, and they are not offensive yet.
Tan Yushu set his sights on the end.
It reads [Can be redeemed for lottery opportunities, 100 points can be exchanged once.] γ
Do you want to change your chances?
As long as you win the Flying Leaf Demon Knife or the enhanced version of the Demon Wind and Evil Qi in the lottery, you will definitely be able to get this dog official!
Tan Yushu struggled for three seconds and decided to redeem the lottery opportunity.
It's better to try your luck than to die!
If you are hacked to death by the dog officer, even if you save 100 million universal points, what is the use of a fart?
People die, and the money is not spent, isn't that stupid?
"Redeem a raffle!" Tan Yushu gave an order.
[Ding, the exchange is successful, congratulations to the host for getting a chance to draw a lottery, and consuming 100 points for universal exchange points.] γ