Chapter 2: Tree Hole

Nima, this undisciplined tree hole!

Tan Yushu really couldn't complain.

I opened the "Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Sutra" and looked at it, and only the first layer of exercises was displayed on it: Divine Entering Qi Points.

There is also a hint that only after the first layer of cultivation is completed, can you enter the second layer.

This system is quite humane, and I'm worried that I won't be able to chew too much!

What is this demon method 'Flying Leaf Demon Knife' for?

Tan Yushu continued to check the instructions.

[Flying Leaf Demon Knife, that is, using its own leaves to turn into a flying knife, within five zhang of the body, killing the enemy, attacking with the mind, there is no false hair. 】

It's a good thing, but it's a pity that I don't need it now.

Because Tan Yushu does not have a leaf on his head now.

It's like a eunuch marrying a wife, it's basically useless.

But it will be useful in the end.

Something about a eunuch can't grow for a lifetime.

I am not a eunuch, the leaves that should grow will definitely grow!

Tan Yushu put the 'Flying Leaf Demon Knife' in the treasure chest and continued to study the attributes and usefulness of the 'Universal Exchange Points'.

[Universal exchange points, can be exchanged for one-time demon law, can also be used for lottery, can also be used to improve yourself. Please refer to the manual for the specific consumption points of each exchange......]

Tan Yushu thought about it, let's improve myself.

That drunkard is angry and will come tomorrow to kill himself.

If you don't improve your cultivation, how can you protect yourself?

In this autumn of critical survival, improve your cultivation and don't slack off!

"Ascension!"

So, Tan Yushu issued the first command to the system.

When the command is issued, a subtitle appears on the system panel.

[Repair is successful, and the universal exchange points consume 10.] 】

[Bloodline]: Ordinary elm.

[Cultivation Realm]: The first layer of the Demon Tree's cultivation Heart Sutra, the spirit enters the air pocket (entry).

[Ontological realm]: equivalent to fifteen-year-old elm, parentheses: crooked neck.

[Demon Law]: None.

[Universal Redemption Points]: 1.

[Number of draws]: None.

[Mission]: Continue to practice the exercise "Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Sutra".

Tan Yushu checked his tree body, and it was really thick.

On the tree, the number of spores has also increased a lot, and they bulge even more.

However, the goose is still a crooked-necked tree that is powerless to walk and defend itself.

That drunkard will still hack himself to death if he goes crazy.

It's just a few more axes.

Continue to cultivate and see if you have the ability to protect yourself.

The first layer of the Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Method should be very simple.

It is to concentrate the mind, absorb the essence of water and soil with the roots, and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon with the canopy.

At the same time, these two essences are blended and circulated.

But that tree tumor is an obstacle to cultivation.

Every time, the essence circulates there, and there is always a traffic jam, and it is a mess.

Tan Yushu felt that if this continued, this tree tumor might get bigger and bigger!

On the road, people pass by from time to time, men and women, young and old, tall, short, fat and thin, all of them are dressed in ancient times, clothing style, similar to the Qin and Han dynasties on the earth.

However, no one looked at Tan Yushu more.

It's just a tree with a crooked neck, who cares about him?

Tan Yushu was also happy to be quiet and concentrate on cultivation.

If passers-by came to him to chat, drink, and take care of his health, wouldn't it delay his cultivation plan?

Before you know it, it's dark.

Tan Yushu's cultivation came to an end, and he summoned the system again and looked at the panel.

Three things have changed:

[Cultivation Realm]: The demon tree cultivates the first layer of the Heart Sutra, and the spirit enters the air pocket. (Xiaocheng).

[Universal Redemption Points]: 3.

[Ontological realm]: equivalent to an eighteen-year-old elm tree, parentheses: crooked neck.

Mom, can you not mention my crooked neck? Can you remove the brackets?

A crooked neck tree is also a tree!

You're like this, it's hurting my self-esteem badly, you know? This is discrimination against our disabled tree Chiguoguo, you know?!

If there is a 'United Conservation Association for the Disabled Tree' in this other world, I will definitely complain to you, sue you for bankruptcy, and ask you to compensate me for my mental damages!"

Tan Yushu looked at the [Ontology Realm] column and was speechless about this system!

Alas, how far do you have to cultivate to be able to straighten your crooked neck?

There were footsteps ahead, and whispers.

Tan Yushu looked over, but saw two thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls coming over in the direction of the village entrance.

They were all coarse cloth skirts with pigtails.

"Yu Huan, look at the crooked neck tree in front of you, it broke Tan Si's head today, it's really funny." The little girl in slightly new clothes said.

"I've heard about it too, Jiang Yaonu, guess what, will Tan Si cut off this crooked neck tomorrow?" The little girl who was traveling with her answered.

It turned out that the guy who hit himself was called Tan Si, and he was really a descendant of the old Tan family!

And Yu Huan, Jiang Yaonu, what's the name of this?

As a parent, the name is too substandard.

Tan Yushu couldn't help but complain.

However, Tan Yushu still cared more about his fate and continued to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two girls.

Yu Huan came to the crooked neck tree, stretched out his hand to support the trunk, and said with a smile:

"Tan Si will definitely come to take revenge, crooked neck elm, you are pitiful, you will be clicked by Tan Si tomorrow......"

Jiang Yaonu also looked up at the trunk with a crooked neck, and sighed:

"But this tree is too ugly, what's the use of cutting it down? I think about it, what can this tree do when it is crooked like this......"

"Hey, tree hole!"

Yu Huan was very excited as if he had discovered a new continent, and said, "Jiang Yaonu, look, there is a tree hole here!" ”

"It's just a tree hole, what's the big deal?" Jiang Yao nu pouted.

Yu Huan looked at the tree hole very seriously, and suddenly smiled: "Jiang Yaonu, look, what does this tree hole look like?" ”

Jiang Yaonu looked cute: "Like what?" ”

Yu Huan smiled: "I think this tree hole is very similar to a thing...... A thing in a person! ”

Tan Yushu has been eavesdropping, and suddenly feels that the bark is hot!

People want faces, trees need bark.

These two little girls, pointing at their ugly tree holes, where to put their bark?

Jiang Yaonu continued to be cute, shook her head and said, "What is it like?" I didn't see it......"

Yu Huan chuckled and said, "This tree hole is like a human mouth, like a ...... A beauty's cherry bite, don't you see? ”

Jiang Yaonu also smiled, nodded and said, "When you say that, it's really a bit similar." So it seems that this crooked neck tree is still a woman? It's a pity that even if the crooked-necked elm has a mouth, it can't speak. ”

Yu Huan laughed: "If any woman is hunched and crooked like this, I'm afraid she won't be able to marry for the rest of her life!" Even if you have a cherry bite, it won't work. ”

Call......

Hearing this, Tan Yushu also breathed a sigh of relief.

But in his heart, he was ashamed, inferior, self-blaming, self-ashamed, and even wanted to isolate himself from the people.

Sure enough, it is the Buddha's eyes that see the Buddha's eyes and the devil's eyes.

The innocent little girl regarded the hole in the tree as a cherry mouth of a beauty.

And I am so obscene, dirty, and low-grade fun, I think it is like an excretion outlet......

Jiang Yaonu groped in the tree hole with her fingers and said, "I heard...... It's very spiritual to make a wish on the hollow of the tree. Yu Huan, do you want to make a wish? ”

Yu Huan thought for a while and said, "When you make a wish, you can't let others hear it. You're here, how can I make a wish? ”