Chapter 1: Reborn as a Crooked Neck Tree
scolded 108,000 MMPs in his heart, Tan Yushu still has to face reality.
He was reborn in the other world and became a tree with a crooked neck.
It's still an elm pimple.
Although he couldn't move, Tan Yushu's mind and thinking were still there, distributed throughout the crooked neck tree's body.
Auditory and visual perception is also there, and every branch seems to be eyes and ears, which can be heard and seen.
Even more than when I was a human being, I could see farther and hear more clearly.
Now, Tan Yushu activates his own audio-visual perception and thinking, and examines himself and the environment he is in for the Nth time.
This crooked-necked elm tree grows on the roadside at the head of the village.
The tree is about ten years old, a little thicker than an adult's arm, severely malnourished, with cracked bark and a bare head.
Oh, it's the cold season of spring, and it should be that the new leaves haven't grown yet.
But the shape of the tree is too ugly.
Five feet above the ground, there was a lump the size of a bowl.
Presumably some guy who doesn't have long eyes drove by here and hit a tree trunk, so the wound scarred and formed this tumor.
From the beginning of the tumor, the neck of the tree is crooked, and it grows horizontally towards the road surface on the north side, like a curved and twisted height limit pole, horizontally over the road.
The roots of the tree are in the south of the road, but the crown of the tree extends to the north of the road.
If you compare a tree to a human, this tree is the wonder of the ugly people - a numb face, a hunchback, and a crooked neck!
I'm not honest, I like to cut in line!
Tan Yushu was worried.
If there is an over-high heavy truck passing by, hang your own crooked neck.
There must have been a click, and the tree hit the ground.
At that time, his 'tree life' came to an end.
This is another world, there should be no heavy trucks, right?
Looking at the road on the side, Tan Yushu was relieved.
This five-foot-wide dirt road cannot be crossed by heavy trucks or double-decker buses.
Suddenly, there was a sound of hooves on the road.
Tan Yushu followed the sound, but saw a drunk man, wearing an open-chested cardigan short coat, revealing his chest hair as vigorous as grass, riding a sturdy black bull, flying over.
Visually inspecting the height of the drunk man riding on the back of the ox, Tan Yushu was very worried.
This guy won't bump into ......
Bang!
The drunkard's head hit the height limit pole!
"Ouch!"
The drunk screamed, rolled over and fell into the cow, covered his forehead with his hand, and blood poured out of his fingers.
Tan Yushu was also trembling in pain, and his whole body was almost convulsed.
"it...... Your second uncle's! ”
The drunkard got up from the ground, wiped the blood from his hand on the trunk of the tree, and scolded:
"The crooked neck elm pimple that doesn't have long eyes dares to block the way of the old man, and it also broke my head! You wait, Lao Tzu will cut you tomorrow! ”
I'll make up your second uncle!
Is there still a heavenly reason in this other world?
Obviously he bumped into himself, and scolded himself for not having long eyes?
Tan Yushu was furious.
If he has a mouth that can speak, he will definitely scold back and tell this drunk man that he must be quality and reasonable!
However, Tan Yushu has no mouth, so he can only put anger in his heart.
"You wait, Lao Tzu will cut you tomorrow, otherwise it's your grandson!"
The drunken man covered his forehead with his hands, kicked the elm tree a few more times, cursed in his mouth, and chased after his black bull.
Tan Yushu also scolded in his heart.
If this drunk man is his grandson, he must serve him in the family law, let him kneel in front of the ancestral tablet of the old Tan family for ten years and eight years, and thoroughly reflect on himself.
What kind of qualities are these? Be kind, have you forgotten the ancestral teachings of the old Tan family?
Tan Yushu is very worried, will this grandson really cut himself?
Looking at his small body, it is estimated that as long as he has three or five axes, his head will be broken.
Reborn as a crooked-necked tree, before spring comes, will it die under the drunkard's axe?
Forget it, let's die, if you look like this bird, you're embarrassed to live!
Just when Tan Yushu gave up on himself, he suddenly found that his body had changed a little.
The blood that the drunkard smeared on the trunk of the tree actually flowed backwards towards the nodules, and all of them poured into the nodules.
Immediately, a red light appeared in Tan Yushu's mind.
The red light slowly dispersed, and the subtitles flashed one after another:
[Ding, the Immortal Tree cultivation system begins to activate.] 】
[Ding, the host is successfully bound: Tan Yushu. 】
[Ding, scanning the overall condition of the host...... Scanning......]
Is there a system?
Or is it the Immortal Tree Cultivation System?
Tan Yushu was so surprised!
It turned out that he was a crooked neck tree with its own system.
No wonder this neck is crooked, so different, so coquettish and charming!
This system is activated by human blood.
So it seems that the drunk man helped himself.
Well, this grandson is good, although he bumped into himself and scolded himself, but he also activated the system for himself.
In the future, in front of the ancestral tablet of the old Tan family, he will be punished to kneel for a year and a half, which means forget it.
[Ding, the root scan is over, normal.] 】
[Ding, the trunk is being scanned...... There is a tree nodule here, the meridians are tangled, the internal circulation is not smooth, and the nutrient transmission of water and soil is blocked. 】
[Ding, the scan is over.] The host body is an elm tree with a crooked neck, and it has a tree nodule, which is useless, and grows on the side of the road, obstructing traffic, it is recommended to unbind the system, humane destruction, and lead the sky to thunder and split......]
I'm the sun, I can't be so ruthless, right?
Tan Yushu trembled with fright.
Binding the system just now, Tan Yushu was still very excited, feeling that the sky was worthy of me and gave him a chance to cultivate.
Regarding the system, Tan Yushu still understands, after all, he was also a game maniac in his previous life.
The system is in hand, and I have it in the world.
With the cultivation system, if you are diligent, you will definitely be able to grow into a towering tree.
At that time, the majestic body towered into the clouds, the pavilion canopy covered the sky and the sun, proud of the six and eight wilderness, swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger, the bull was a mess, being the king of ten thousand trees, marrying the most enchanting, most colorful and fragrant flowers and trees in the primeval forest, and embarking on the ...... of life No, it's the pinnacle of tree life!
So Tan Yushu is very happy, the crooked neck tree also has spring!
But now, the system wants to unbind, and it is also recommended to destroy oneself humanely, leading the sky to thunder!
Nima, use the thunder to slash me humanely?
I'm going to kill your whole family humanely, okay?
Knowing that he was going to die, Tan Yushu scolded in his heart, and dedicated all the swear words he remembered in his previous life to the system.
A crooked-necked tree that is not even afraid of death is fearless.
[Hey, you have a smart mind, and you will scold me? ] Wait, the system starts to rescan ......]
[Ding, the scan is complete, just like last time, the host is still a crooked-necked elm pimple, or it is not suitable for the immortal tree cultivation system, it is recommended to ...... Suggestion...... Replaced with the Demon Tree cultivation system. 】
[Ding, the immortal tree cultivation system is unbound, and the demon tree cultivation system begins to activate. 】
Demon Tree Cultivation System? Will I still be alive?
In Tan Yushu's heart, a glimmer of hope rose again.
Whether it's a fairy tree or a demon tree, it's good to be alive!
[Ding, the host is successfully bound: Tan Yushu. 】
[Ding, scanning the overall condition of the host...... Scanning......]
[Ding, the scan is complete, the system and the host are completely matched, and they are perfectly bound.] 】
Call......
Tan Yushu breathed a sigh of relief, he finally didn't have to die, and he also had a demon tree cultivation system.
On the system panel, the subtitles continue to flash:
[Demon Tree Cultivation System, Officially Activated]
[Bloodline]: Ordinary elm.
[Cultivation Realm]: Zero.
[Ontological realm]: Ten years of elm, parentheses: crooked neck.
[Demon Law]: None.
[Universal Redemption Points]: None.
[Number of draws]: None.
[Newbie Gift Pack]; To be seen.
[Mission]: Cultivation Exercise "Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Sutra".
Wait, where is this Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Sutra?
To slay a dragon, you must have a dragon slaying knife, and to beat a dog, you must have a dog-beating stick!
Let me practice, but you don't have exercises for me, this fucking system!
Tan Yushu scolded, first locked his mind to the newbie gift package, and opened it to view.
[Ding, the newbie gift package is opened, which contains the full volume of "Demon Tree Cultivation Heart Sutra", 11 points for universal exchange, a free lottery, and a free use of the demon method 'Flying Leaf Demon Knife'. 】
Belch...... It turns out that the exercises are here!
And the lottery? Not bad, try your luck!
Tan Yushu hurriedly clicked into the lottery page to see his luck.
[Ding, the lottery is successful, congratulations to the host for getting a tree hole!] 】
Tree holes? What am I going to do in a tree hole?
Tan Yushu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly used his mind to examine himself.
Goose!
Tan Yushu sadly found that there was a very shameful hole in the tree three feet above the ground.
The tree cavity is small and irregularly oval.
Almost, you can stuff an apricot or a plum into it......