The village chief was a white-bearded old man, with five short statures and squinting eyes.

He walked around the trunk of the tree and frowned: "I think it's just an ordinary crooked-necked elm tree, how can there be anything that isn't demonic?" Maybe spring is here and it's growing a little faster, so you guys think something is wrong, right? ”

Well, the village chief is wise!

Tan Yushu was grateful in his heart.

Tan Si immediately waved his hand and said, "Village Chief, you don't know, this crooked-necked tree demon is very good, and it has already committed a lot of crimes!" ”

The village chief frowned, and a pair of small squints were almost invisible.

Tan Si pointed to the trunk of the tree and said, "First, a few days ago, I was hit by a tree with a crooked neck and broke my head......"

Yu Huan answered: "Second, I was under the tree today, and suddenly encountered a gust of wind, so I crooked my mouth. ”

The carpenter hurriedly limped forward and said, "Thirdly, here I am today, and I was cut off by my own axe, and almost cut off the soles of my feet!" ”

The village chief snapped his fingers and nodded, "It turns out that this crooked-necked tree has done so many bad things......

"And yes!"

Tan Si scratched his head, racked his brains, and said:

"Fourth, this tree grows on the side of the road, with a crooked neck and a hunchback, which seriously affects the image of our Mopan Village!"

"Fifth...... Its crooked neck sits across the road, affecting traffic; Sixth...... Sixth ......"

The carpenter took over: "Sixth, this tree is useless, living here, competing for the nutrients of other trees, is the scum of the tree!" ”

"Yes, yes, scum in the tree!"

Tan Si Si was overjoyed, pointed to the tree hole again, and added a big sin to Tan Yushu: "Seventh, this tree hole ...... It's too undisciplined, unsightly, and immoral! ”

The seven deadly sins have finally been gathered.

In Tan Yushu's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses roared by.

If you want to add sin, why should you do it?

You can frame me, I won't speak anyway!

I stole the rice cooker from George W. Bush!

Schrödinger's cat, I killed it too!

Okay, right? Satisfied, right?

I'm a crooked-necked tree anyway, what do you like?

If you me off, I'll turn Mopan Village into a crooked mouth village!

"One, two, three, four......"

The village chief counted his hands for a long time, nodded and said, "Seven deadly sins?" In that case, let's cut down this demon tree. ”

Nima's foolish village chief, I just said that you are wise, and it seems that you are also a faint official!

Tan Yushu scolded in his heart, ready to urge the demonic spirit.

Unlimited use of demon methods, no need to use in vain.

It's just a pity that Mopan Village will be renamed in the future.

Tan Si suddenly raised his hands, waved and said:

"Folks, listen to me...... This crooked neck tree is a demon tree, so everyone must work together to do it together! Now, let's elect the village chief and chop the first axe, okay? ”

"Good!" The crowd chanted together.

Obviously, Tan Si was afraid that he would fall into the demon law again, so he asked the village chief to strike first.

The village chief didn't know what to do, and thought that Tan Si was respecting him, so he walked up with an axe.

Tan Yushu is ready to go, as long as the village chief raises the axe, he will ......

"Drive!"

On the way into the village, the sound of horses' hooves was suddenly heard.

Everyone turned their heads to look at each other.

I saw a big man riding a tall horse and galloping over!

The big man was carrying a long bow, a quiver hanging from his waist, a long knife hanging obliquely on the saddle, and a red cloth to wipe his forehead, and a red silk cloth belt more than a foot long fluttering behind his head, looking majestic.

In the blink of an eye, the big man rushed to the front of the crowd, and then took the reins, reined in the horse, circled around the spot twice, and laughed:

"Folks of Mopan Village, hello everyone, I am a robber from Taisui Mountain......"

"Oh my god!" With a sudden, the villagers fled in all directions.

The murder weapon was thrown to the ground.

The deflated old lady had lost all her crutches, but she was at the forefront of the run.

Tan Yushu suddenly felt that the robbers were friendlier than the villagers.

At every critical moment, it was always the robbers who appeared in time to save themselves.

Where is Tai Sui Mountain? When you can walk, you can move to Tai Sui Mountain!

"Stop, whoever dares to run away, I will shoot him with an arrow!"

The robber on the horse drew a rattling arrow, put it on the bowstring, and shot it into the sky with a whizz!

Woo——!

The arrows burst through the air with a sharp whistling sound.

The villagers did not dare to run anymore, but stood on the spot, turned to look at the robbers, and looked frightened.

"Hahaha, don't be afraid, folks, come forward to speak. Whoever doesn't come is not giving me face. Whoever doesn't give me face, I'll give him an arrow! ”

The robber laughed, drew another long arrow, put it on the bowstring, pulled the bowstring, and aimed at the villagers.

The village chief had no choice but to take everyone and walk back slowly.

Tan Si desperately shrunk his neck and hid behind a tall man.

Seeing everyone approaching, the robber put down his bow and arrow, laughed and said: "Don't be afraid, there is a way for thieves, and we are reasonable to be robbers!" ”

The village chief stepped forward, bowed and clenched his fists, and asked, "My lord, there is nothing left in the village......

"Shut up, do you look at King Ben, like a snatcher?"

The robber broke the village chief's words, waved his hand, and said:

"As the saying goes, one side of water and soil, one side of the bandits!"

"We Taisui Mountain and Mopan Village, watch and help each other, and our lips and teeth are cold."

"Now, the dog officials in the county government are going to encircle and suppress our Taisui Mountain. Therefore, our king decided to let you send thirty strong men from Mopan Village to repair fortifications on the mountain!

"This afternoon, your village will send thirty people to Taisui Mountain with seven days' worth of dry food. If you're late, or if you're missing someone, don't blame me for being unkind! ”

The village chief was taken aback and looked up at the robbers, but did not dare to speak.

No one dared to speak.

"Did you hear everything!?" The robber roared again.

The village chief was frightened, and hurriedly nodded: "I heard ......"

The robber snorted and said, "If you dare to be disobedient, tomorrow I will let you Mopan Village chickens and dogs not be left, and not a single inch of grass will grow!" ”

As if he wasn't ruthless enough, the robber pulled out his long knife again and pointed at Tan Yushu: "Including this crooked neck tree, you have to die!" ”

Damn, I didn't offend you, why did you bother me?

If you dare to touch me, I'm afraid you'll die!

Tan Yushu moved to kill, and the Flying Leaf Demon Knife was eager to try.

The robbers, pleased with the performance of the villagers, glanced at the crowd and prepared to retreat.

However, when he saw Jiang Yaonu in the crowd, the robber's eyes lit up, he rode over, stretched out his hand, and lifted Jiang Yaonu on the horseback!

"Let me go...... What are you doing? Jiang Yao was shocked, her voice trembled, and she was at a loss.

"Hahaha, this little girl looks good, take it back and give it to the king, and be the lady of the eighteenth house!"

The robber laughed, turned his horse's head and left.

"King, let go of me, I have already promised my mother-in-law...... Please......" Jiang Yaonu cried loudly.

None of the people in the whole village of Mopan Village dared to stop it!

Especially Yu Huan, who actually crooked his mouth and laughed: "Fortunately, I am a crooked mouth, otherwise, I will definitely be arrested......"

Tan Yushu also watched silently, not planning to save people.

I'm just a tree with a crooked neck, not a hero, so save the beauty of it.

What's more, just now these villagers were going to cut themselves, and now, let them also taste the taste of being bullied by robbers!

However, when the robber passed by the crooked neck tree, he deliberately showed his majesty, and slammed his whip on the nodule of the tree, and there was a loud bang!

Hiss——!

Tan Yushu twitched in pain.

"Hahaha——!" The robber laughed proudly, hugged Jiang Yaonu, and rode away.

"Flying Leaf Demon Knife! Kill! ”

Tan Yushu was finally enraged and gave an order!

I had no quarrel with the world, and I stood here with my neck crooked to watch the excitement.

But you bastard, grab a woman, grab a woman, why do you beat me, a melon-eating crowd?

If I don't kill you, I'm sorry for the title of my demon tree!