Chapter 7: The Sad Place
Moreover, the lewd smile on Tan Si's face was even stronger.
"Flying Leaf Demon Knife, ready to trigger!"
Tan Yushu gave an order.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
The head can be broken and the blood can be shed, and the chastity cannot be lost!
Those who commit my tree hole will be killed, even if they are far away, they will be punished!
Under Tan Yushu's anger, the murderous aura quickly condensed on that leaf.
"Hehe, I wanted to pee on you last time, but I didn't pee. Pee you once today, see if Lao Tzu's soak of urine can fill your tree hole! ”
Tan Si unbuckled his belt and said to himself with a wicked smile.
I wipe, it turns out that I just want to pee?
I thought it was ......
Tan Yushu breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he was too nervous, and finally lifted the pending state of the Flying Leaf Demon Knife.
Wait, what's wrong?
No, no, it's not okay to pee in my tree hole!
Tan Yushu reacted, hurriedly adjusted the demonic qi in the collective, swished, and blew out of the tree hole!
Demonic spirit.
I have obtained this demon method, but I have not used it.
Just give it a try today.
Anyway, this demon method can be used for life without restrictions.
The demon wind drilled out of the tree hole and pounced on Tan Si.
Tan Si had just released a waterline, but he hadn't touched the target yet.
Whew...... Sou!
The demon wind swept in, rolled up the waterline, raindrops, and smashed on Tan Si's face!
", where did you get the demon wind ......?"
Tan Si opened his mouth and shouted, and retreated again and again.
With such a mouth, those warm water droplets inevitably poured into Tan Si's mouth.
Tan Yushu was happy in his heart.
"Groove, groove, groove......"
Tan Si shouted again and again, hurriedly turned around to avoid the limelight, and forcibly stopped excreting.
The demon wind stopped.
"This is a demon tree, it must be a demon tree!"
Tan Si turned around, wiped his face with his two sleeves in turn, and looked at the crooked neck tree depressedly.
Lao Tzu is a demon tree, are you not convinced?
Tan Yushu thought proudly.
"Demon tree, demon tree...... I'm going back to the village to convene a meeting and cut down this demon tree! ”
Tan Si was stunned for a long time, then turned around and walked towards the village.
Tan Yushu was not too nervous, after all, he now had a demon method.
Moreover, other people in the village may not come to cut themselves.
Who would be like Tan Si, an idle egg hurts, and he can't get along with a crooked neck tree?
In Tan Yushu's opinion, except for this Tan Si, others are still more friendly to themselves.
However, Tan Yushu soon found out that unfriendly people were coming!
Yu Huan carried a bamboo basket and a bamboo pole, and walked with a smile.
At the front end of the bamboo pole, there is also a sickle tied to it!
Needless to say, this little girl is here to harvest elm money with a murder weapon!
How can you be a thief?
Tan Yushu sighed in his heart.
Yu Huan came to the tree, put the bamboo basket aside, raised the murder weapon in his hand, and said with a smile:
"Eat the pink and tender elm money steamed cakes, and the taste is good. This crooked-necked elm tree is not useless, at least, he still has elm money......"
As he spoke, Yu Huan waved the murder weapon and prepared to harvest.
"Demon Wind and Evil Spirit!"
Tan Yushu gave an order.
Whew...... Sou!
A wisp of demonic wind floated out of the hole in the tree and rushed towards Yu Huan.
"Yikes!"
Yu Huan's body trembled, the murder weapon in his hand fell to the ground, and the sickle almost cut his shoulder.
Tan Yushu saw that Yu Huan's originally delicate little face suddenly slanted and turned into a funny appearance with crooked mouth and slanted eyes.
There were no mirrors here, but Yu Huan felt it too.
She hurriedly covered half of her face and cried out inarticulately, "Oops, oops...... It's like my mouth is crooked...... Worst! ”
Tan Yushu was pleasantly surprised.
It turns out that the demonic wind is so powerful!
Well, this time, if the people of Mopan Village come to deal with them, they will blow through with a gust of wind and turn them all into crooked mouths!
Then, it is time to change the name of Mopan Village and call it ...... Crooked mouth village!
Yu Huan was stunned for a long time, and finally came to his senses, carrying a bamboo basket and carrying a bamboo pole, running towards the village, shouting:
"Mom, Mom, my mouth is crooked, I want to see Lang Zhong!"
Looking at Yu Huan's flustered appearance, Tan Yushu suddenly felt compassion.
Isn't it too cruel to treat a little girl like this?
Can her mouth still come over?
At this moment, a figure in the distance walked towards Mopan Village.
The man was in his thirties, carrying a five-foot-long carpenter's square ruler with a saw on it.
Tools such as axes and chisels are inserted into the pry rope of the saw.
Looks like a carpenter.
The carpenter came from afar, and he kept looking at the crooked neck tree, and there was murder in his eyes.
Tan Yushu's heart was furious.
He saw the carpenter as a fat pig saw the pig slaughterer......
People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong.
The wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it.
I've grown too fast in the past two days, and I'm not low-key.
Be sure to pay attention in the future!
Tan Yushu reminded himself in his heart to keep a low profile!
The carpenter walked under the tree, and sure enough, he stopped.
Oops, this grandson must be playing with his own ideas to see what furniture he is suitable for!
The carpenter put down his tools, measured the trunk with a square ruler, looked up and down, and frowned:
"What a good elm tree, crooked...... This trunk was originally material, but unfortunately a hole grew in the tree, alas, it was really useless......"
Tan Yushu breathed a sigh of relief.
But the carpenter's eyes looked at Tan Yushu's crooked neck again, and suddenly smiled: "This crooked neck...... Yes, it can be made into a wooden plow! ”
Paralyzed, they still refuse to let me go!
Tan Yushu had no choice but to prepare, and the demonic spirit was on standby at any time.
The carpenter smiled, spat in his palm, rubbed his hands, and picked up his axe.
The carpenter's axe was very sharp, and the cold light on the edge of the blade flickered, and it was definitely not Tan Si's axe.
And the carpenter is very skillful, and he takes the location of the tree hole directly.
Putting an axe from here saves a lot of effort, because this section of the trunk is empty.
Of course, Tan Yushu can't let the carpenter cut himself!
Call......
A demonic wind blew out and met the carpenter's axe.
"Oops!"
The carpenter's arm went numb, and the axe fell to the ground, and the blade slashed right on the instep of his foot!
Fortunately, the carpenter wore shoes, otherwise, the forefoot would have been cut off.
"Oops...... it! The carpenter jumped up, and then sat down on the ground, except for his shoes.
The instep was dripping with blood, and it seemed that the injury was not light.
Tan Yushu sighed, you can't blame me for this, right? Who told you to hit me?
Isn't it okay for everyone to respect each other and build a beautiful other world together? Why are you cutting me?
"Evil Gate, Evil Gate...... The gust of wind just now was too evil......"
The carpenter cursed, bandaged his wounds, picked up his own dick, and walked limping to the village.
Tan Yushu was very sad.
It seems that the people here are not kind to themselves.
Although he didn't recruit anyone to mess with anyone, Tan Si, Yu Huan and this carpenter all wanted to clean themselves up.
Let's practice, and when you can walk, you will leave this sad place!
The progress of cultivation is very slow, and it takes half a day to add a little bit of universal exchange points.
Tan Yushu suddenly missed the snake demon and the white monkey last night.
What a great opportunity, will you be able to meet it in the future?
But thinking of the thrill of dying last night, Tan Yushu felt that this opportunity should not be necessary.
It's not worth cultivating with your life.
In the afternoon, when Tan Yushu was cultivating, he was awakened by the sound of footsteps.
Tan Si, the carpenter, and Yu Huan had already taken all the villagers of Mopan Village to the tree.
The carpenter was lame, and Yu Huan crooked his mouth.
Tan Si still has an aunt's towel on his head.
All the villagers had murder weapons in their hands.
There are axes, there are kitchen knives, and there are shovels and hoes.
Even the old-fashioned old lady with a deflated mouth carried a cane, and she was murderous......
"Village chief, this is a demon tree, we must cut it down today!" Tan Si tilted his neck with his fingers, and said indignantly and awe-inspiringly.