The villagers all have the same mind as Yu Huan and are full of confidence in Niu Er.

But Tan Yushu knew that once Niu Er's head was cut, it would never grow back.

So Tan Yushu said: "Wait a minute, sir, I have something to say." ”

The dog officer waved his hand, stopped the head catcher, and asked, "What else do you have to say?" ”

谭玉树 says:

"In this county, the villagers all know that the eldest man loves the people like a son, and of course he won't cut people's heads with a knife, right? The eldest lord is the parent official, and we are the people. How can there be a parent who cuts off the head of his child? It's better to do this, I'll Niu Er perform other immortal methods and show it to the eldest master, how about it? ”

The dog officer likes others to pat himself the most, and he was overjoyed when he heard this, and kicked Niu Er again, and said with a smile:

"You kid is right, this master is just joking, scaring and scaring you, and he won't cut off your head seriously. Say, what kind of immortal method do you want to perform for Master Ben? ”

Tan Yushu was confident and said:

"Just now, the eldest lord asked us to pay a fine of two hundred taels of silver in Mopan Village. Actually, I can give this money to the big man! ”

Speaking of money, the dog officer's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "Niu Er, if you have the money to pay the fine, you can say anything else." I will never embarrass the folks of Mopan Village, don't worry. ”

Tan Yushu smiled and said:

"I have the 'Five Ghosts Carrying Technique', which can bring silver, and the 'Turning Stone into Gold' technique, which can turn stones into gold. The fine that the lord wants is a small matter. Not to mention two hundred taels of silver, even if it is one thousand taels of gold, I can get it! ”

"Damn, your immortal method is really so powerful?" The dog officer said he was shocked.

The villagers of Mopan Village were also shocked and rejoiced.

Tan Yushu's tone was categorical:

"Of course it's true! If I can't get a thousand taels of gold, the great master can cut me with a thousand knives and break my body into thousands of pieces! Thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, don't bully the young man to be poor, my Niu Er is no longer the Niu Er of the past! ”

As soon as Niu Er's classic mantra came out, the villagers in Mopan Village couldn't help but get excited and burst into tears.

Yes, thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, don't bully young people to be poor!

We have Niu Er in Mopan Village, and it is no longer the Mopan Village of the past!

The dog officer was even more overjoyed, and shouted at his subordinates: "Come on, quickly help me up the second brother Niu!" There are also master's stinky socks, hurry up and take them out! The second brother Niu is a talent in this county, how can you treat him like this? What a bastard! ”

If you have milk, you are a mother, and if you have gold, you are a brother.

This dog official is really a man of temperament.

Tan Yushu couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't don't, don't touch me...... Just let me fall asleep here, stinky socks gagged. Otherwise, I won't be able to show my means. ”

If Niu Er wakes up, Tan Yushu will go through the gangs.

Niu Er was lying here, and he didn't know what was going on, so Tan Yushu was so good that he could pretend to be a ghost and be the boss behind the scenes.

The dog officer smiled, hugged his fist at Niu Er who was lying on the ground, and said:

"Since my brother said it, it is better for the lower official to be respectful and obey his orders. I just don't know, how much gold can be turned into gold at a time? ”

Tan Yushu couldn't help laughing, and said seriously: "Did the eldest master see this bluestone stone on the threshing floor?" With my current strength, I can light one of these big stones every day, which is about five thousand taels of gold. ”

The dog officer's gaze searched, and fell on the bluestone stone, scratching his ears and cheeks with joy:

"Damn, if such a big stone turns into a lump of gold, I'm afraid there will be 10,000 taels of gold! Brother, let's not talk much, you can use the immortal method! When this stone stone turns into gold, our brothers will go to Qunfanglou in the county seat to drink! ”

The villagers of Mopan Village were also overjoyed, looking around, looking for stones, and planning to let Niu Er light one for himself when he was free.

Tan Yushu said: "Okay, don't worry, sir, I'll start turning stones into gold." ”

The dog officer was itchy and drooling, staring at the bluestone stone.

The dog-headed master and the servants also believed it, staring at Shi Yanzi, their eyes full of expectation.

Tan Yushu suddenly said, "Oh, it's not good...... I forgot one thing. ”

"What's the matter? Brother, you say, the lower official will help you solve it! The dog officer asked nervously.

Tan Yushu said: "Actually, it's a trivial matter, it's like this...... The eldest lord is the stars in the sky and descends to earth, Ze is born by the common people, the four seas of Weijia, Wencheng Wude, and the light of the world, under such a powerful coercion and aura, I am afraid that my immortal method will be difficult to perform. ”

The dog officer frowned: "What do you mean?" ”

The master stepped forward and said, "Master, Niu Er means that your official authority is too great and you have suppressed his immortal law. If you're here, he won't be able to turn a stone into gold. ”

"Yes, yes, that's what I mean, master is so smart." Tan Yushu said.

The dog officer laughed and said, "This is easy to do, the lower official avoids it, and let the brother cast a spell!" ”

"No, no, no......"

Tan Yushu hurriedly stopped and said, "If the eldest master avoids it, won't he be able to see my immortal law?" Here, I have a way to get the best of both worlds, the big man doesn't have to avoid it, you can watch me turn stones into gold with your own eyes. I was also able to avoid the authority of the Great Master and successfully cast spells. ”

The dog officer nodded hurriedly: "What way?" Brother, say it! ”

Tan Yushu said: "The official authority of the eldest lord comes from your official seal and official uniform and hat. As long as the eldest master takes off his official hat and official uniform, and then stays away from the big seal, I can cast spells. ”

Show one’s true colors in the end.

Tan Yushu pretended to be foolish and talked for a long time, going around in such a big circle, just for this sentence.

As long as this dog official stays away from the Great Seal and takes off his official hat and uniform, Tan Yushu can make him half of his body!

The revenge that was slashed more than a dozen times before can be avenged!

The dog officer laughed, took off his hat, took off his official uniform again, and said with a smile: "What should I do!" This kind of trivial matter is just a matter of effort. ”

In the blink of an eye, the dog officer took off all the official hats, official uniforms and official boots, only wore a shirt, and asked with a shy stomach: "Brother, you look at me like this, is it okay?" ”

Tan Yushu was overjoyed, but said in a calm tone: "It's okay, but the official uniform and official seal of the eldest lord still have to be taken aside." ”

The dog official waved his hand and yelled at the master: "Master, take my big seal, take my official hat and uniform, and give me a long walk!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The dog-headed master hurriedly took the dog officer's coat and hat, and ran towards the east of the village.

"Thank you for your fulfillment and cooperation."

Tan Yushu smiled and said: "In order to ensure that the stones are turned into gold, these officials and the official uniforms of the catchers will also go together." ”

This is a risky operation, and Tan Yushu must be cautious.

The dog officer didn't know what the plan was, and waved at the officials and catchers: "What are you doing in a daze?" Undress me all, and then gather all the official clothes and send them out of the village! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The officials did not dare to slack off, so they hurriedly took off their coats, gathered together, and sent two catchers to send them away.

The dog officer smiled, squatted down beside Niu Er, and asked, "Brother, can you start now?" ”

"That's right, now it's time to get started!"

Tan Yushu finally broke out, urging the demonic wind and evil qi to pounce on the dog official!