Chapter 27: The Ox of Niu Er, the Ox of Niu Er
Regarding the words of the dog official, Tan Yushu was powerless to complain.
Once again, he was defeated by the divine logic of the dog officer.
The dog-headed master smiled wickedly and said, "In front of the wisdom of the eldest master, you all have nothing to quibble!" Mopan Village colluded with bandits and went against the imperial court, it stands to reason that they are all death sentences! ”
"Death penalty?"
The faces of the villagers are like the color of the earth, and the bodies are like sifting chaff.
The dog-headed master took two steps, shook the bamboo fan, and said: "However, our eldest master loves the people like a son, is sympathetic to the people's feelings, and decided to open the net." ”
"Thank you, Lord Qingtian!"
The village chief and the villagers all breathed a sigh of relief.
The dog-headed military advisor nodded, and said loudly: "However, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime is unforgivable. In your Mopan Village, a total of 200 taels of silver will be fined, and it will be sent to the county government within three days! ”
"Huh? Two hundred taels of silver? ”
The village chief looked devastated, and said bitterly: "Master, in our village, all the families together, can't even take out two taels of silver!" ”
The dog officer snorted and said coldly:
"Selling land and selling land, selling children and daughters, that's your business, Master Ben doesn't care. Three days later, when I couldn't get the money, I arrested all the men in your village and sent them to prison, and the women were sent to Qunfanglou. When they have earned two hundred taels of silver, they will let you come back. ”
The village chief was silent and turned his head to look at Niu Er.
The current situation seems to be solved only by a young immortal cultivator.
The eyes of all the villagers almost fell on Niu Er's face.
Tan Yushu is also paying attention to Niu Er, to see if he dares to stand up.
Jiang Yaonu didn't know what Qunfang Building was, so she asked Niu Er on the side: "Second Brother Niu, where is Qunfang Building?" Is it easy to make money? ”
As the only immortal cultivator in the village, Niu Er really lived up to expectations, put aside Jiang Yaonu, held his head high, walked in front of the dog official, and said loudly: "We are in Mopan Village, there is no collusion with bandits!" ”
"Roar ——!"
The dog officer's face twitched, and he glared and asked, "What kind of person are you, who dare to speak out in front of this official?" ”
"My name is Niu Er, Niu Er's Niu, Niu Er's Er's Er!"
Niu Er was righteous and awe-inspiring, and said with his head held high: "I didn't put any nonsense, I told the truth." Last night, robbers came to rob our village of Mopan and wanted to kill people and set fires. If we had collusion, the robbers would not have done this to us. ”
"Niu Er is right!" The villagers applauded in unison.
I'm afraid this will become evidence of collusion with bandits.
Tan Yushu said in his heart.
"Silence, silence!"
Sure enough, the dog officer was furious and shouted: "The robbers came last night, which is evidence of your collusion!" The evidence is ironclad, and you dare to quibble! Come on, take this young man down for me, and serve him with great punishment! ”
Immediately, a wolf-like servant pounced up, controlled Niu Er, and put his hands behind his back.
The village chief was shocked and hurriedly pleaded: "The eldest lord is angry, listen to me, this young man can't be tortured or beaten!" ”
The dog official squinted at the village chief and asked, "Why can't Master Ben beat this young man?" Could it be that he is a relative of the emperor? ”
"Because he is a young man who cultivates immortals, Niu Er!"
Jiang Yaonu said proudly.
"What? Cultivating immortals? The dog officer was stunned.
The dog-headed master and the fast catchers were also stunned.
The villagers also shouted one after another, pleading for Niu Er, and at the same time scaring the dog officer, saying:
"Yes, big lord, Niu Er is a young man who cultivates immortals, and he knows how to practice immortals!"
"Niu Er's immortal method is very powerful, last night, the robbers of Tai Sui Mountain came to rob, and Niu Er cast a spell, and all of them were made into a half-body with slanted eyes and crooked mouth!"
"Yes, yes, this morning, I saw Niu Er practicing by the river and summoned all the rainbows in the sky!"
“……”
Niu Er looked confused.
The dog officer laughed, stood up in the chair, and said, "It turns out that the immortal cultivator is so powerful? Okay, let him go! ”
"Yes!"
The catchers hurriedly released the people.
The dog official pointed at Niu Er, and said with a smile: "Immortal cultivator, now you can perform the immortal method for Master Ben." If there really is an immortal law, I will exempt your village from the fine. If you don't have immortal methods, hehe, I'll kill you today! ”
Whew......
The village chiefs and villagers all breathed a sigh of relief.
Everyone shouted:
"Niu Er, you show your hand to the eldest master!"
"Second Brother Niu, we are optimistic about you!"
Niu Er glared and said, "I ......"
At this moment, Tan Yushu was urged out by a demonic wind and evil qi and rushed straight to Niu Er!
Because Tan Yushu thought of a way to clean up this dog official!
Poor Niu Er, after being hit by the demon wind, fell to the ground with a thud.
The limbs twitched, and the eyes were turned to the sky.
Niu Er has no official authority, he is just an ordinary person, and he can't withstand Tan Yushu's demon law.
"Niu Er!"
The village chief and the villagers were taken aback.
The dog official was also stunned, and frowned: "What kind of immortal method is this?" Playing dead? ”
Tan Yushu urged the 'demonic words to confuse the public', and said leisurely: "Master, this is my Niu Er's immortal method. You see me lying on the ground pretending to be dead, but I can speak, and you don't know how I speak, do you? ”
This sound came from Tan Yushu's roots.
Ethereal, melodious and ethereal, no one can find the source of sound.
The village chief and the villagers were overjoyed and applauded: "Niu Er is such a powerful immortal method!" ”
The dog officer was also stunned, and then kicked Niu Er, and scolded with a smile:
"Hey, you're a bit awesome! Come on, plug Niu Er's mouth with stinky socks, I'll see if he can still speak! ”
Tan Yushu also sneered and said: "Although the eldest lord gags my mouth, after plugging, if I can't speak, even if I lose!" ”
The dog-headed master immediately stepped forward, took off his shoes, and took off his socks......
Suddenly, the stench spread, smellier than stinky tofu, and with a sour taste.
The villagers hurriedly covered their mouths and noses.
"Hehe, let's see if you can still talk!"
The dog-headed master rolled the socks into a ball, stuffed them into Niu Er's mouth, rubbed his feet again, put them under his nose and sniffed them, enjoying himself.
Poor Niu Er, who had already fallen for Tan Yushu's demonic spirit, was now smoked by the stinky socks and completely fainted.
The dog officer laughed, kicked Niu Er again, and scolded: "Boy, talk to Master Ben again!" ”
Tan Yushu sneered, and said leisurely: "Master, I am out of my soul now, even if you cut off my Niu Er's head, I can still speak!" ”
The villagers were overjoyed, their faces were proud, and they were proud of Niu Er's immortal method.
The dog officer turned his head to look around, frowned, and said, "Can you still speak with your mouth gagged?" Could it be that this kid really knows how to be immortal? Come on, cut off his head for me, and I'll see how he talks! ”
Choke!
The head catcher really pulled out his waist knife and walked towards Niu Er.
Jiang Yaonu was so frightened that she shouted: "Don't kill my second brother Niu, cut off his head, he will die!" ”
Yu Huan grabbed Jiang Yaonu and said calmly: "What are you afraid of?" Second Brother Niu knows how to be immortal, after his head is cut, another one will definitely grow! ”