Chapter Twenty-Seven: Bean Sprouts, Female Men
Bear Niang, "cute you have a bloody face" hasn't figured out what's going on yet. Female birds and beasts have to be compared with Tang bean sprouts.
Tang Doubi, who was standing on the shoulder of the mighty King Kong ape, said: "Sister, why do you want to do this, aren't we here to help the female bird and beast." ”
King Kong said, "Beanbi, don't be proud. Remember that you stand on the shoulders of giants in order to speak without backache. ”
Tang Doubi said: "But you are a monkey!"
The mighty King Kong ape angrily rebuked: "I am the King Kong ape!"
Tang Doubi continued: "But everyone says that you are a monkey invited by Doubi!"
The mighty King Kong ape said, "Please call me King Kong Ape!"
Tang Dou said: "It's still a monkey that sounds kinder!"
King Kong raised his hand and offered his black iron rod, "Doubi, do you want to tear it!"
The mighty ape held his black iron rod, which was much more handsome than the red rod of the female bird and beast. His shoulders shook violently, and the mighty Ape shook the bean down. "Doubi, go down, don't call me a monkey. I'm not a monkey invited by Doubi!"
As soon as he let out a long roar, the mighty King Kong ape was domineering, and his big hand clenched his black stick. Ape eyes glared at Tang Doubi. Beanbi fell to the ground inexplicably, and before he could react. Is it swollen, did the monkey take the wrong medicine, why did it do this to me? Tang Doubi patted his buttocks and got up.
"Monkey, your black iron rod is thinner, lend me a little! I want to help the female bird and the beast!" Tang Doubi said to the mighty King Kong ape.
"How is it possible! Can a man's rod be fine?8 Yes! I won't lend you the black iron rod, die. Far from thinner, the mighty ape made his weapon, the black iron rod, thicker again.
"Doubi, don't call me a monkey!"
The mighty ape wiped its big black iron rod.
"If you don't borrow, you won't borrow. Brother soft-shelled turtle, lend me a stick, and I'll tear it too. ”
Tang Doubi turned to Kong Jia for help.
"Give him a stick. ”
Kong Jia ordered the guards beside him.
Immediately, a guard grabbed a smooth wooden stick and handed it to Tang Doubi.
"Come on, guys, tear it up!"
Grabbing the wooden stick, Tang Doubi smashed at the guard just now, Peng! The guards fell to the ground, "dead and blind", and had already rushed into the street.
"Brother Beanby!"
Kong Jia swung his sword and slashed at Tang Doubi.
"Brother soft-shelled turtle, don't be polite to me, come on, I'm on the side of the female bird and the beast, I'm different from my sister. She's on your side. Attention comes. ”
Tang Doubi jumped up sharply, and the wooden stick slashed at Kong Jia. "Brother soft-shelled turtle, look at the stick. ”
"Oba!"
Xiong Niang shouted.
Boom!
The rather strong bear lady stomped the ground fiercely, and the mud and dust flew. Teng! Xiong Niang's huge body suddenly rose up, covering the sky and pressing towards the thin Tang Doubi. "Doubi, if you dare to get my Oba, I'm going to crush you!"
"Bear Niang, don't help me, let me tear Bidoubi head-on! I will prove that I am a man in the top of the world. Kong Jia swung his sword, and the wooden sword burst out with a fiery aura and swirled towards Tang Doubi.
There is a bear lady in the back, and there is a hole in the front. Beans are more fearless. He was in his heart. "Sandwich bread! Suddenly roared, Doubi was furious, full of funny breath, and the space with a radius of two meters shook and swayed.
The mighty King Kong ape, who was wiping his big black iron rod, said happily: "Doubi's progress is fast. I am not wronged in making a contract with him. It's just that Tang Dou Sprouts ...... "can't be provoked, it's an unstable factor, and it will kill King Kong at any time!" The mighty King Kong ape was almost killed by Tang Doubi with a sword.
Bang!
Tang Doubi, who was wielding a wooden stick, shook back Kong Jia in front and Xiong Niang in the back. He kept moving, his thighs slamming into Kong Jia's face. "Brother soft-shelled turtle, look at the legs!"
Brush!
Kong Jia Chen Jian picked up and slashed at Tang Doubi's hairy leg, how could he be kicked by the man's hairy leg, and if he wanted to kick, he would be kicked by Xiong Niang's stronger thigh, Kong Jia Oba said in his heart.
"Beanbi, I can't underestimate you. ”
The bear lady who landed on the ground accelerated and rushed, booming! The air wave rushed forward, and the fighting spirit released by the bear mother roared and roared, and thousands of troops could not move.
"I feel murderous in some parts of the country. ”
Tang Doubi deftly spun and twisted, abandoning the man's hairy legs to attack Kong Jia. The wooden stick slashed sharply at the rushing wave of qi, and the burst of comic breath was like a layer of turbid waves, wave after wave, Peng, Peng! The two energies collided with each other, and several heroes were knocked out, "It's the breath of the comic! I couldn't help but want to laugh, even though I was thrown out!", "Me too." "And me!", "Tang Doubi is terrible!", "His mighty King Kong ape hasn't appeared yet." "It's better not to fight with the mighty King Kong ape, its big black iron rod is so long, it is more terrible than the big red rod of the female bird and beast." ”
"It's not fair. ”
Tang Douya looked at the broken wooden sword in her hand. The bean sprouts are more tearing than the female bird, but the red stick in the other party's hand is not an ordinary weapon, it is a magical egg. Naturally, the wooden sword could not hold on for a long time and broke.
"They don't use wooden swords. Tang Dou Sprout pointed at Li Xiaoxian and the poor king. Xiaoxian and King Arthur are really torn apart. Hearing the bean sprouts talking about them, Li Xiaoxian and King Arthur looked at Tang Bean sprouts at the same time.
"Yo, Acting Alliance. King Arthur waved his left arm at Tang Bean Sprouts. Arthur Pandoragon is the mascot of the Poor Alliance, codename: King Poor Nai.
"So what. Shangguan Xiaohong looked forward to the posture, and offered a brick-shaped contract stone with her left hand, "Bean sprouts, I'll shoot you a brick!"
Call!
The boxy bricks leaped and slapped at the Tang bean sprouts.
"It's not fair, and you're still shooting bricks at me!"
Tang bean sprouts said unpleasantly.
"King Kong Ape!"
Bean Sprouts shouted suddenly.
"Well, Doubi's sister called me?"
The mighty King Kong ape still pounced, "Bean sprouts." ”
"Make your rod less long. Tang Bean Sprouts ordered.
She looked directly at the big black iron rod in the hands of the mighty Ape. The vajra ape cherished his rod very much, and whenever he had free time, he took out a silk cloth to wipe it. "The black iron rod that Doubi's sister wants to use is torn off with the red stick of the female bird and beast?"
If it was before, the mighty King Kong ape would definitely refuse Tang Bean Sprouts' unreasonable request, since she stabbed a sword, King Kong Ape was a little afraid of Tang Bean Sprouts. "Okay, it will fit the length you need. The vajra ape put away the silk cloth, and it read the words, and the big black iron rod really became thinner. It is also two meters long, and the mouth of the wine glass is thick.
"Cherish my black iron rod. The mighty King Kong ape said solemnly. Tang Dou Sprouts was still dodging the bricks thrown by Shangguan Xiaohong. In a dilemma. The mighty King Kong ape suddenly felt dark. Hehe, female birds and beasts are very sensible. It's best to take a few shots of tang bean sprouts.
"Why are you struggling? Tang Bean Sprouts quickly took away the black iron rod of the mighty King Kong ape. With the stick in hand, Tang Bean Sprouts discarded the broken sword, swung the stick, and knocked the brick away.
The contract stone flew back to Shangguan Xiaohong's left hand steadily. "Come on, sprouts, you and I have sticks. ”
The female fowl has the beast lifting her red stick.
Tang bean sprouts hold a black stick.
"Female birds and beasts!"
Tang bean sprouts said.
"My stick is lonely. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said.