Where there are people, there will be rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, we must tear them apart, the eternal truth. The writers' gathering organized by the Kong family has become a place of tearing.

The young son, Brother Kongjia, walked to the front under the persuasion of the Doudous. Before taking the stage, the man was already mentally prepared. Psychological warfare is a delicate technical work, and those with poor psychological endurance are often unable to achieve good results in the nationwide activities.

Xiong Niang has already achieved the realm of her sister. Mu Youzi dared to fight with her, and so did Kong Jia. "My girlfriend is nice and strong. "It's all tears when I talk too much, and Kong Jia has a deep understanding.

There is a sign around his neck that reads: Executive Officer of the organizer, Kong Jia. "Ahem. The sir is here, you guys who don't have long eyes should stop the meeting and give me a little face. Kong Jia immediately summoned the guards to maintain order at the scene, including the guards of the Kong family and the undocumented personnel who were temporarily hired. Part-time workers, everybody knows.

"Oh, it's Brother Kong Jia!"

"Sir, what do you call us? ”

"Sir, the second round of the ripped battle is out of our control. There is nothing we can do but wait and see how things change. ”

"Sir, you are radiant, the male is so handsome, and the angry is so angry, what happy things have you encountered?"

"Report sir, are you here to make soy sauce?"

The guards at the scene greeted Kong Jia one after another.

Syllable!

Kong Jia slapped his palm and knocked the man closest to him into the air. This is called prestige.

"Don't talk nonsense in front of me! Follow me up, up, up! Tell me important things three times. Everyone must work together to deal with the current grand situation. Our Kong family is the organizer, and on behalf of the Kong family, I order you not to eat rice, and I will tear it up to a grumpy young man and a tough girl. Guys, oh Redi?"

Kong Jia began his speech before the expedition. A good horse with a good saddle, a good man three gangs. Come on, let's tear it together.

Whether it was the guards of the Kong family or those temporary guards, everyone was not very passionate. Speaking of people, they are facing a group of terrible fans and writers, their cohesion is intimidating, their ability to tear is not only verbal, but also the fist and foot kung fu is wonderful. Many guards are still pondering, Brother Kong Jia is a few nonsense, don't stay behind the scenes, you have to go to the front desk to tear up that group of crazy guys, why bother.

There are ideas in the heart, but it is inevitable that there will be constraints in action, and in short, there is no motivation. Everyone is out to mix, why bother, just be so-so, take the money. The guards pretended to follow the armor, and they carried wooden weapons such as wooden swords, knives, sticks, rolling pins, brushes, and basins.

"Minna, Minna's ambition is not high! The slogan is shouted!"

Kong Jia noticed that the atmosphere was 8 pairs, and couldn't help but yell at the group of guards behind him who took money and didn't do anything.

Immediately a buddy asked:

"Boss, what's our slogan?"

"That's it, we can't be blind and mistake Master Kongjia's team. ”

"Master Kong Jia, you are talented and agile, hurry up and come up with a handsome slogan, and if we shout it loudly, it can also increase the morale of our army and deter the enemy. ”

"8 Wrong, it's time for them to know that we're the guards, not their shouting fans. ”

"What's our slogan?"

A dry man looked at Kong Jia who was leading the way in front of him. Kong Jia touched his head, ah, slogan, isn't that thing called casually, it's catchy, it's easy to understand, and it's a sycophant for all ages. The brain's ultra-high-speed centrifugal rotation has it! Kong Jia thought of a beautiful and moving and inspiring slogan.

So, Kong Jia waved his fist and howled: "On that day, mankind finally remembered the horror that was once dominated by them, and the shame of being imprisoned in a birdcage. ”

"Attack, man's huge rolling pin!"

Kong Jia took the lead and roared.

"Oooo

Immediately, a man said excitedly. Well, he's To, and Kong Jia is the Toh in the ranks. Kong Jia, the kid, was worried that his speech would be cold, so it was wise to arrange for him to be in the team.

"Burn, my passion. ”

"Beat, my bird. ”

"My bird can't be kept in a cage. ”

"Mine too. Release, I'm going to release it! It should fly freely!"

"Husband, learn to fly your own birds. It should fly freely under the blue sky. ”

"Brother Kong Jia, fly with us!"

"That's how it should be, fly!"

The guards called out to Kong Jia enthusiastically, called out to their leader, and shouted loud and uneven slogans.

I'm down! Kong Jia slammed into the street, Ya wipe! You guys join forces to play with me, no! Kong Jia's eyes were hot and flowing, and he was also in tears. Either way, the momentum of the team seems to be like that. It's a good start. "Mama, I can only fly with them!" Kong Jia clutched the wooden sword in his hand.

"Brothers, tear by!"

The long finger of the Kong Jiamu sword is blue sky, and in the air, the female bird has the feet of the beast stepping on the contract ashlar, floating freely. "Meng, you have a bloody face" stood with Shangguan Xiaohong.

"Sister Beast, the new men below are doing something!"

Meng asked curiously with a bloody face. She only cares about her fans and the writers she likes, and the guards invited by the organizers don't fit the beauty of the girls.

"Huh?" Shangguan Xiaohong stared down and saw Kong Jia. "It's him. What is Kongjia Oba doing? Leading a group of Oba who seem to be very motivated. ”

"Sister Fowl Beast, that man pointed his sword at you. You smiled with a bloody face. She was talking about Kong Jia. Kong Jia, the man, pointed at the blue sky, and it happened that the female bird and the beast were above him.

"Oh yes, no. The female poultry and beast in the spicy and cool bookstore are above me! She is very active today, not good! She is looking at me, do you want to tear me apart! Does she want to tear me apart, and the female bird and beast want to tear up the organizer!" Kong Jia's mind turned quickly, and he seemed to be frustrated when he withdrew his wooden sword, if he didn't take it back, wouldn't that be a provocation of the arrogance of the female poultry and beast! Kong Jia didn't want to tear the female bird and beast as soon as he came up.

"Big brother, fly, one of the writers you want to tear is in the sky!"

One of the short-eyed guards immediately shouted!

"Ah, it's really in the sky, Boss Kongjia, you are so courageous, are you going to fight with the female bird when you come up! Boss, we are optimistic about you!"

"Boss, don't say anything. Brothers stand behind you. Brother, you stride forward, and your brothers cheer and cheer for you. ”

"Do you hear that there are beasts in the sky? Do you dare to come down and fight!"

"Come down, the female bird has a beast, come down and tear up with our boss!"

"And that cute girl, you also come down, hide behind your brother, brother protects you! Brother can't help but want to protect you when he sees you, and my brother's love is now swelling. I'm going to protect you!"

"Silly Bi, hurry up and shut up! Don't you know that she is the 'cute and bloody face' of Young Master Huahua's bookstore, most of her fans are men like you! Do you want to tear up her fans, remember, you will be beaten by the group!"

"As long as I can win the heart of the cute girl, it doesn't hurt if I get beaten!"

"Wipe, I'll beat you up first!"

"Brother Kong Jia, go on, tear it up and have a beast than a female bird!"

"Big brother, why is your right arm holding the sword trembling? Oh, I see, you're excited! You're so excited, you can't bear it, and you want to fight with a female fowl right away!"

"What, what! Big brother's fighting spirit is so high! What else can I say, big brother, fight with him!"

The guards waved their wooden weapons and cheered for the armor holding the wooden sword. Even the bear lady who was tearing up with Li Xiaoxian over there looked at the hole armor twice. "Oh, my Kongjia Oba is so manly, he actually challenged Xiaohong. Xiaohong is the leader of the Poor Alliance, and with a wave of her arms, she summoned a group of poor girls and didn't kill my Oba. Moreover, Xiaohong's fan power should not be underestimated, Kong Jia Oba is so handsome!

"Kongjia Oba!"

The bear lady looked up to the sky and roared.

The sound is like a bell, echoing back and forth in the air, shaking people's eardrums.

Hearing the roar of the bear mother, Kong Jia said in his heart: "Ouye, has my strong girlfriend finally awakened, she wants to help me tear up the beast together." ”

Kong Jia didn't be happy for long before he heard Xiong Niang say loudly: "Oba~ I fully support you to provoke the female bird and beast, show your spirit, don't let me look down on you!You are my idol, Oba~~~" Xiong Niang stomped her feet like a little girl, her fists clenched, propped up on her chin, and looked shy. Kong Jia couldn't help but be stunned.

"Bear Lady is super cute. Kawaii!" "Kong Jia's eyes are red hearts, and the sperm worm is very inspirational to the brain!

Behind the scenes, Kong Yi, Kong C, and Kong Ding are also paying attention to their brother Kong Jia.

"C, you say, can our brother ever do a female bird and a beast?"

"B, are you stupid, we wanted to make Oba ugly, so we let him appear. ”

"Two Ernie saucers, you're too superficial! Kongjia Oba is better than we thought. You see, his eyes shone with love and hope!

Contin was also stunned. I've never seen such a dazzling Oba.

Because the bear lady is shyly stomping her feet in place like a little girl, and her big fist is very cute. Cute. Li Xiaoxian, the black-bellied eldest lady who was torn with Xiong Niang, also looked at Kong Jia's side. "What's the situation? Why is the bear girl so cute, as if touching her head. ”

Bang, bang, bang, bang! Bear Niang's stomping shook the ground. It's a lot of movement. The king of poverty took the opportunity to launch a sneak attack. "Black belly, die!" King Arthur slashed his sword like lightning, the golden light swayed, and the sword burst out. "It will definitely blow up Li Xiaoxian's Da Nai. King Arthur said secretly.

"Poverty is the king!" Li Xiaoxian turned around and stood with his sword in his hand. Her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up fiercely, "Poor Milk King, are your eyes looking there, here, here, or here?" Li Xiaoxian guided King Arthur's gaze to wander over her.

The sword roared suddenly, and Li Xiaoxian slashed horizontally towards the golden sword that rushed in, and with a bang, the golden broken light burst out, scattering four shots. Li Xiaoxian smiled skillfully. When it was, her pair of snow peaks shook, stabbing King Arthur's emerald eyes with anger, "Wow, black belly, you have successfully aroused my fighting spirit." ”

The figure rotated, and King Arthur spun and flew to the sky. The sun shone around her, and the plains of the poor king were even flatter and gilded with a layer of golden light.

Three magic strings flew out above King Arthur's sea of life, as if they were golden peaks piercing the sky, and the terrifying aura poured down, crashing against the golden sea of life, and the sea water was boiling, rolling up thousands of golden waves.

Boom! Two strands of entangled golden light rushed out of King Arthur's right arm, and the hot wind fluttered, shaking Liuhe. Only the poor king pointed at Li Xiaoxian under the long sword.

"Slash!"

King Arthur said. Be on one's high horse. Angrily slashed a sword, stunning and unstoppable.

Li Xiaoxian moved lightly, seemingly casual, but in fact cautious. The fingers were changed, and the long sword was raised, stirring up a tide of light several feet high, and it was full of energy. The golden lightsabers collided and tore each other apart from the surging tide of light.

The pseudo-maid stood behind the black prince with peace of mind, and he said, "My prince, what do you think of Li Xiaoxian. ”

The Black Prince smiled but said nothing. Merlin spoke: "She is also an outstanding person, not as good as King Arthur." ”

The pseudo-maid said quietly: "Li Xiaoxian's breasts are bigger than King Arthur's. ”

Merlin: "I'm not blind, I can see." By the way, Li Xiaoxian's Da Nai is also bigger than yours, don't play with stuffing things under your clothes, a man, dressed up all day long. What do you want to do?"

The pseudo-maid said: "I'm glad I don't have a big name, otherwise it would be like someone who has no brains." ”

Mei Lin's eyes were cold, and she said, "Tear it up, there is someone from Xiao Jiji!"

The Black Prince stroked his saber, a pair with King Arthur's sword. "Mei Lin, the master is not here, I have the final say. ”

"Dare I ask you what instructions you have?" said Merlene with a perfunctory smile on her face.

Boom!

The black prince drew his golden sword, and the sword light flashed away, and it was already against Merlin's beautiful neck. With a snort, a strand of gold thread rose upward, cutting off Merlin's seven green threads.

"My sister is tearing up with Li Xiaoxian. The Black Prince said.

"King Arthur has too late to stop you from shaving off the head of my neck. Merlin said.

"Do it. Zao Nimei said excitedly, she stood with Qinggu.

Qinggu doesn't look at the Black Prince and Merlin. A game for the little ones.

The contract stone carried the female bird and beast, and the cute you floated down with a bloody face, and landed in front of Kong Jia. "Oba, are you going to fight this beast? Shangguan Xiaohong raised the red stick, and the stick finger hole nail.

"Big brother, I don't have to talk about it, take off the mask, let's see what she looks like!"

"Brother Kong Jia, what are you waiting for, the writer we want to tear is close at hand. ”

"Female birds have beasts, your stick is very good and strong!"

"Female birds have beasts, dare not hold such a long stick, I think our big brother Kong Jia is very stressed! His wooden sword seems to be very small compared to your stick. ”

"Yes. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong waved his right arm, and the red stick in his hand slammed into Kong Jia's wooden sword. The two collided with each other, making a crisp crashing sound.

The signature writer of the Crown Bookstore, "Shy Little Tadpole", waved his right arm at Kong Jia, and the shy little tadpole said happily: "Kong Jia, kill the female birds and beasts!" If you can, don't touch "Meng You have a bloody face". Although the cute girl gave the "shy little tadpole" Armstrong gyroscope cannon to give a stick shot, the little tadpole still fell in love with "cute you have a bloody face".

"Love that doesn't experience pain means nothing to me. I can't look at rainbows that don't experience wind and rain. The shy little tadpole thought shyly.

"Brother, what are you waiting for. ”

"Brother, don't rub it any longer!"

"Kongjia Oba, take out your temperament. ”

The three brothers of the Kong family are destined to be Kong Jia.

"Oba, Assi!"

Kong Jia's girlfriend, Xiong Niang, is also looking at her petite boyfriend (who looks petite than Xiong Niang).

"Minna, Minna are all looking at me!" Kong Jia felt a hot gaze from all directions. Including King Arthur and Li Xiaoxian, who are fiercely torn apart.

"Female birds and beasts!"

The chest of the hole armor is raised.

"How?"

Shangguan Xiaohong is holding a brick in his left hand, and he looks like a square stone. The right hand holds a red stick. With two big killers in hand, what are the female birds afraid of if they have beasts.

"You have a bloody face" touched his nose, a little nervous. Observing the poultry and beast sister fighting with a man up close, she was really excited! The girl was full of anticipation.

"The power of comics, three paragraphs!"

Suddenly, a strong King Kong ape fell from the sky, and on the shoulder of the King Kong ape stood a tall man, his name was Tang Doubi.

"Alliance, no, female birds have big beasts. I'm here to help you, too!"

Tang Dou said.

"What about me. ”

Tang Bean Sprouts stood on the other side of the shoulder of the mighty King Kong ape.

The daughter of the royal family, the prince.

Tang bean sprouts, Tang bean ratio. The mighty Ape is still alive and well.

"Kong Jia. ”

Tang Dou Sprout, who was standing on the shoulder of the mighty King Kong ape, stared at Kong Jia with a smile.

"Don't smile at me, I shudder when I laugh. Kong Jiaxin said.

"Don Bean Sprouts, what do you want to do to my Oba!"

The bear girl came angrily. The ground shook again.

Call!

Tang bean sprouts jumped down lightly and left the mighty King Kong ape.

"I, ah, join you. ”

Tang Dou Sprout said to Kong Jia.

“？”

Kong Jia looked at Tang Bean Sprouts suspiciously, what was she thinking again.

"Sister, why did you betray us!"

Tang Doubi, who was standing on the shoulder of the mighty King Kong ape, exclaimed.

"How can it be said to be a betrayal? My dear brother. ”

Tang Bean Sprouts laughed.

"Wooden sword, give me one. ”

Tang bean sprouts said.

Immediately, a guard handed her a wooden sword.

Tang Douya held a wooden sword and stood on the left side of Kong Jia.

"Hey, bean sprouts, what do you want to do!"

Xiong Niang was suspicious. Could it be that you also mean that to my Kongjia Oba!

"Bear girl, why don't you stand on your boyfriend's side. "Tang bean sprouts are strangely authentic.

"Deputy Alliance Leader. Shangguan Xiaohong said.

"Hello, I am the deputy leader of the Poor Alliance, the female bird is a big beast, see that you are poor, why not join our Poor Alliance. Tang Douya said with a smile. She knew that the female bird had the identity of a beast, and it was Shangguan Xiaohong.

"Sister!" said Tang Douya.

"Dharma Protector, shut up. Oh, our other Dharma Protector, I am very touched that you are so loyal to the Poor Alliance. How can I reward you? ”

Brush!

Tang bean sprouts twisted up, and the wooden sword stabbed at Xiong Niang angrily!

Syllable!

Shangguan Xiaohong raised the red stick and swung the wooden sword of Tang Bean Sprouts.