Chapter 24: I Don't Want to Be a Groom Every Night!
Hearing Niu Er's words, Tan Yushu was suddenly a little moved.
The smell is like-minded, and people in the same way.
Niu Er's insistence was right.
Just like yourself, insist on protecting your own tree holes.
It's a matter of chastity, a matter of dignity!
However, Tan Yushu did not dare to compliment the eyes of this bandit leader.
Niu Er's appearance is just a rough man, not a little white face at all, how can he be favored by the bandit leader?
It is estimated that this Niu Er misunderstood the meaning of the robbers.
The leader of the robbers squinted at Niu Er, with a confused expression: "Niu Er, who said that he wanted to marry you as the wife of the village?" ”
Niu Eryi was stunned: "You like me very much...... Isn't it? ”
"It's your uncle!"
The leader of the robbers was dumbfounded and scolded, "I mean, take you up the mountain to be a robber!" We are the king of the mountain, so we need a little Luo Luo like you who is stunned and not afraid of death, understand? ”
"Damn, it turns out that I misunderstood......" Niu Er breathed a sigh of relief.
The villagers were disappointed.
Sure enough, Niu Er was self-inflicted! Tan Yushu admired his foresight.
The robber pointed a knife at Niu Er and asked, "Say, would you like to go up the mountain with us to be a robber?" ”
"I don't want to!" Niu Er shook his head and said loudly.
The robber frowned: "I think you kid is an elm pimple!" What's so bad about being a robber? Grab silver, grab food, grab women, drink wine in big bowls and eat meat, don't be afraid of heaven and earth, how majestic! Tell me, why not? Do you look down on us bandits? ”
Paralyzed, elm pimple didn't offend you either!
Tan Yushu scolded in his heart.
Niu Er glared: "I want to cultivate immortals!" ”
"Immortal who cultivates a fart!"
The robber was furious, and said, "If you go with us to be a robber, I will spare you people from Mopan Village; If you don't go, I'll kill you first, then kill all the men in your village, and steal all the women in the village!" ”
When the village chief heard this, he hurriedly trotted forward and waved at Niu Er: "Niu Er, you will follow the kings to be robbers." ”
"Yes, Niu Er, you just go to be a robber!"
"It's very majestic to be a robber, drink wine, eat meat and rob women every day, and be a groom every night!"
"If you don't be a robber, we will all die. You became a robber, that is, you saved everyone's life! ”
The folks all mean the same thing.
Tan Yushu also felt that Niu Er should agree to the robber's invitation at this time, fall into the grass, and save the lives of the whole village.
"I'm not a robber, I don't want to be a groom every night, I want to cultivate immortals!"
However, Niu Er is still an elm pimple, and he doesn't know how to work around at all!
"Okay, Lao Tzu asked you to cultivate immortals!"
Annoyed, the bandit leader raised his long knife and slashed at Niu Er's head.
Niu Er is stupid, not only did he dodge, but he also leaned forward and stretched his neck long!
Tan Yushu had no choice but to make a move.
Sou!
A demonic aura shot out from the roots of his burrowing ground, and pounced on the bandit leader head-on.
Using the roots to launch the Demon Wind Evil Qi is the same as using the tree hole to launch it before, no problem at all!
"Oops......"
The demonic wind blew in his face, causing the bandit leader to take several steps back and sit on the ground.
When Lang Lang rang out, his long knife also fell to the ground.
Moreover, the bandit leader's mouth was crooked, half of his body was paralyzed, and he never stood up again.
"There's an ambush!"
"Who's sneaking up?"
"There are masters!"
The robbers were taken aback, drew their weapons, and scanned them warily.
The leader of the robbers lay on the ground and crooked his mouth and shouted, "There is a demonic spirit...... Just now, a demonic aura blew on me......"
Whoosh!
Tan Yushu sent out four or five demonic qi one after another, and pounced on the nearest few robbers.
"Oops!"
"!"
In the midst of the screams, several more bandits fell to the ground and became half-paramelied.
The villagers in Mopan Village looked at each other, one by one, and they didn't know what was going on!
"It's Niu Er, it's ...... Niu Er! ”
The bandit leader raised his hand that could only move, pointed at Niu Er, and said with difficulty: "This immortal cultivator ...... I have learned the immortal method...... Let's go, King...... He must have killed ...... too."
"It turned out to be Niu Er's immortal method!"
The robbers were frightened and hurriedly helped the little leader and his companions onto their horses and prepared to flee.
"It turned out to be Niu Er's immortal method!"
The villagers of Mopan Village also suddenly realized and smiled.
Tan Yushu was a little depressed, a mother, and once again became a behind-the-scenes boss and an unsung hero.
The robbers and villagers are really not long-sighted.
Just like Niu Er, can you learn the immortal law? Is it that powerful?
Tan Si cried with joy and roared: "Niu Er, you have finally learned the immortal method, hurry up and cast a spell to kill all these dog robbers!" ”
The carpenter also shouted excitedly: "Yes, Niu Er, kill these bastards, we will hit Tai Sui Mountain tomorrow, and rob all the silver, grain and women robbed by the robbers, and one person will share one Mrs. Zhai, no, I will give you a few more, and the rest will be divided equally, hehe......"
The village elder burst into tears and nodded again and again: "It turns out that Niu Er has learned the fairy method, no wonder Niu Er is not afraid of death, and he has to line up first." It's okay this time, in the future, we will no longer be afraid of robbers in Mopan Village! ”
Jiang Yaonu's face was even more flushed, she rushed over and hugged Niu Er's waist: "Second Brother Niu, I worship you so much!" ”
Niu Er's face was confused, and his mouth was open: "......"
The robbers had already jumped on their horses, turned their heads and fled.
Tan Yushu accepted it when he saw it and let them leave.
Presumably, after this time, the robbers did not dare to come to Mopan Village again.
They thought that Niu Er had already cultivated immortals, and the mountain king who killed them, they must be scared to death, and prayed in their hearts not to meet Niu Er for the rest of their lives.
The villagers cheered as they watched the robbers retreat.
The threshing floor at the head of the village has been transformed into a carnival scene for bonfires.
"Who is the big hero of Mopan Village? Everyone shouted his name together! ”
"Niu Er, Niu Er, Niu Er!!"
The cheers shook the earth.
Everyone lifted Niu Er, threw him in the air, and caught it again.
Throw it up again, catch it again......
"Not me, really...... It's not me......" Niu Er shouted.
However, no one believed his words.
His voice was drowned out by cheers.
Tan Yushu originally felt a little aggrieved and planned to tell the truth.
Now that I look at it, it's better to keep a low profile!
If the villagers knew that they had beaten away the robbers, they uprooted their crooked neck tree and threw it around......
I'm definitely being played badly!
The villagers threw and caught Niu Er repeatedly until he tossed and vomited, and then stopped.
Niu Er was like seasickness, squatting on the ground and vomiting, waving his hand: "Those robbers, it's not me...... It's not my ......."
"Second Brother Niu is right, those robbers are not your opponents!"
Yu Huan ran over and squeezed out a funny smile on his crooked face: "Second Brother Niu, please use the immortal method to help my mouth come over!" ”
Niu Er stopped vomiting, looked up at Yu Huan, and pointed at her crooked mouth: "Yu Huan, your mouth ......"
Tan Yushu's childlike heart suddenly rose, and he decided to let Niu Er take the blame.
So, he summoned out a wisp of yang qi and blew it at Yu Huan's mouth.
Call......
Yang Qi erupted and swept over Yu Huan's crooked face.
Yu Huan only felt the warmth of the spring breeze, and the stiffness on his face disappeared immediately!
When you touch it with your hand, your mouth has been restored!
The villagers were even more amazed, and exclaimed repeatedly: "Yu Huan's mouth is not crooked, it is not crooked, Niu Er is such a powerful immortal method!" ”
"Really? Isn't my mouth crooked? ”
Yu Huan was surprised and delighted, and asked people in circles.
"It's not crooked, it's not crooked, it's more beautiful than before!" Tan Si smiled and reached out to pinch Yu Huan's face.
"Wow, second brother Niu, I love you to death!"
Yu Huan cheered, turned around and hugged Niu Er, and kissed him fiercely!
Jiang Yaonu was stunned for a moment, then pounced, grabbed Yu Huan's hair, and scolded: "Yu Huan, you are so shameless, Second Brother Niu and I have set a baby kiss, you ...... You robbed my man! ”
Yu Huan didn't show weakness either, and grabbed Jiang Yaonu's collar: "Second Brother Niu is my distant cousin, his aunt's cousin, and my cousin's cousin, I kissed him, what's wrong?" ”
The village chief was so anxious that he stomped his feet and shouted: "Don't fight, guess whether you win or lose, if you win, you will be Niu Er's wife, and if you lose, you will be a concubine!" ”
Niu Er was free, turned his head to the side, and continued to vomit, still wondering in his heart, not knowing why Yu Huan and Jiang Yaonu were fighting.
Tan Si muttered to himself: "I also want to cultivate immortals, and I also want to be like Niu Er, and let the girls in the village fight for me......"
On the threshing floor, there was a mess.
Tan Yushu quietly retracted his roots and burrowed into the dirt.
Hidden merit and fame.