Chapter 25: How to Escape?
Mopan Village is still in the midst of a carnival.
Tan Yushu retracted his mind and enjoyed loneliness on the side of the road.
The root, which had reached into the village, was placed there.
Tan Yushu didn't plan to take it back.
In this way, Tan Yushu can shift his mind to the past at any time, spy on the secrets of Mopan Village, and see the excitement.
Moreover, Tan Yushu also plans to stretch out a root to the east, west, north and south to spy on everything in a larger area.
But not now, it's time to practice.
[Universal Redemption Points +5.] 】
[Universal Redemption Points +5.] 】
The points continue to grow, and the pace is very even.
It's very stable.
After a night of training, the points accumulated to 200 points.
But it's still not enough to upgrade.
It can't be exchanged for any offensive spells.
"Bang, bang......"
Suddenly, there was the sound of a gong on the way into the village.
"Silence, avoid!"
There was also the sound of shouting.
Tan Yushu looked up and saw more than a dozen officials hurrying around, hugging a sedan chair, walking slowly.
The sedan chair was carried by eight people, and the sedan chair bearers all wore blue cloth cardigans.
In front of the sedan chair, there is a guard of honor to open the way.
The two of them carried the 'quiet avoidance' card, and the two of them struck the gong and shouted at the same time.
Next to the sedan chair, there was a thief-eyed master, and the label of the dog-headed master was attached to his temples - a plaster for rotten sores.
Looking at the battle, it was a certain official who came down to inspect.
You can really pretend to be forced!
Tan Yushu complained in his heart.
There is not a single birdman on this road, who do they let to avoid quietly?
Do you want to let yourself be a tree with a crooked neck and avoid the official master?
Thinking of his crooked neck, Tan Yushu was shocked.
The official master's eight-lift sedan chair has a sedan top.
There is also a red canopy on it, and an ornament in the shape of a lightning rod is inserted into it.
It is estimated that this official also knows the truth of pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, so he installed a lightning rod on the sedan chair?
Will his lightning rod hit his crooked neck?
After cultivating for so long, he has reached the level of a hundred-year-old tree.
But Tan Yushu's height has not changed.
The trunk of the crooked neck stretches out on the road, and it still looks like a height limit pole.
If there is another chance to improve, Tan Yushu feels that he should think about the height problem.
"Silence!"
"Avoid!"
In the sound of gongs, the sedan chair slowly approached.
A catcher in front of the side of the sedan chair noticed the crooked neck tree, frowned and waved his hand, and shouted: "Stop ......"
The palanquin man stopped.
A voice came from the sedan chair and asked, "Why did you stop the sedan chair?" ”
The master stepped forward and bowed his head in front of the sedan curtain: "Back to the master, there is an old elm tree with a crooked neck in front of it, blocking the way......"
"Where did you come from with such a crooked neck so bold? When Master Ben arrived, he dared not give way! Come on, break his leg for me, straighten his crooked neck, take him back to the death row of the county government, and ask for beheading after the autumn! Said in the sedan chair.
The master's face twitched, and he said cautiously: "Hui Master, it's a tree, a tree, not a person." ”
You're not human, your whole family isn't human!
Tan Yushu scolded in his heart.
"Uh...... It turned out to be a tree. Getting off the sedan chair, this old man came down to take a look. Said in the sedan chair.
The sedan chair slowly fell to the ground, and the sedan curtain was lifted.
A fat-headed and big-eared guy, wearing a red official uniform and a black gauze hat, came out with a shy belly, his hands on his waist, and looked at the tree with his crooked neck.
Tan Yushu was also looking at the official master.
I thought to myself, as long as you dare to touch me, I will make you half of your body unsuccessful!
The master and the fast catchers, as well as the palanquin man, were all looking at the crooked neck tree, waiting for the official master's order.
After looking at it for a long time, the official suddenly grinned and asked, "This crooked neck tree is interesting...... By the way, there must be a lot of hangings in this mill village, right? ”
What kind of divine logic is this?
Tan Yushu didn't understand.
The master didn't understand either, but he was a sycophant, and nodded hurriedly:
"The old man's eyes are like lightning, it is really a blessing for the people of this county! There are indeed a lot of hanged people here, but the subordinates don't know about it...... How did the lord see it? ”
The official man laughed, tilted his fingers on the tree, and said:
"Isn't that simple? The neck of this tree is crooked like this, it is simply designed to hang people! Think about it, isn't it very convenient and perfect to hang yourself on this tree, with a rope tied to a tree with a crooked neck, and your head stuck in a noose? ”
The master suddenly realized, and arched his hand: "My lord has insight into thousands of miles, and I have a clear understanding, and my subordinates are very impressed!" ”
The catchers also applauded in unison: "Adults have insight into thousands of miles and know everything." Observe the people's feelings and hit the nail on the head! ”
Tan Yushu couldn't laugh or cry.
So my crooked neck, is there any use for this?
The hanging is perfect, why don't you hang up and give it a try?
In the sound of sycophants, the official master was like a spring breeze, like a drunken wine, and pointed to the ground under the tree and said:
"Look at the ground again, it's so flat, it shows that many people have hanged themselves here! Look at the neck of the tree, there are still stranglehold marks left by the ropes......"
The master looked up at the neck of the tree, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Yes, yes, yes, what a deep strangulation mark, this must have been left by a big fat man who hanged himself!" ”
Strangulation marks? How did I not know?
Tan Yushu was said to be suspicious of life, and hurriedly checked his crooked neck.
However, there are no strangulation marks on it.
The official master was even more proud, and said: "So, this official usually solves cases, arrests thieves and thieves, and will carefully observe and think about it." Otherwise, wouldn't you be disappointed by the love of your people? ”
The master nodded hurriedly: "The old man's eyes are like electricity, and it is the blessing of the people of this county!" ”
The official walked around the crooked neck tree again, and said, "Since this tree has killed so many people, it is now blocking the way of the official. So, let's cut it down and get rid of the harm for the people of Mopan Village! ”
"The old man is wise!"
"Yes!"
The headcatcher was the first to draw his saber.
The sound of choking was endless, and the officials who caught the fast drew their waist knives.
Unconscious official, I will make you half unfit today and eliminate harm for the people of the county!
Tan Yushu was angry, urged the demonic wind and evil spirit, and pounced on the fat-headed and big-eared official.
Sou!
The demon wind blows away.
The official master struck a spirit, frowned, and said, "It's so cold...... Exercise! ”
But after a stir, the dead fat man was normal, he didn't drool with a crooked mouth, and he didn't fall to the ground half-paralyzed!
Damn, could it be that this gust of wind just now blew crookedly?
Tan Yushu was also very surprised, and hurriedly urged the demon wind again, increased the wind force, and blew towards the dead fat man.
Call......
The demon wind swirled away, blowing the black gauze hat on the dead fat man's head.
The dead fat man covered his black gauze hat with both hands, stepped back, and muttered, "Why is there always a strange wind blowing on my face?" , there's a demon, there's a demon! ”
The master was stunned for a moment, hurriedly took out an official seal from the package he carried, and said: "Master, you take the big seal, your official authority, you can suppress this demonic spirit!" ”
The official master was happy and hurriedly took over the official seal.
Tan Yushu was stunned.
, could it be that this dead fat man's official authority suppressed his demonic spirit?
Try again!
Sure enough, Tan Yushu urged the demon wind for the third time, and when he encountered the big seal of the dead fat man, he immediately disappeared into invisibility!
Moreover, Tan Yushu saw that when the official seal met the demon wind, there was a faint red light, which was daunting.
How did you escape this catastrophe today?
Looking at the bright steel knives of the catchers, Tan Yushu was so anxious that he was in a hurry.
This dead fat man is an official of the imperial court, and the official uniform, official hat and official seal all carry the majestic luck of a dynasty.
I'm just a crooked-necked tree that has just started cultivating, and I can't pull him at all!