The crowd flocked to it.

All stood under the tree and bowed to the crooked old elm:

"The Divine Tree Immortal, the mana is boundless, and we have captured two rhinoceros, so we don't have to worry about eating anymore!"

[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】

[Universal Redemption Points +10.] 】

Points began to rise, whizzing.

Tan Yushu was extremely proud in his heart, and said in a mocking tone:

"Since I enjoy the incense offerings in your Mopan Village, it is also appropriate to bless you and let you live a good life. Let's drag the rhinoceros back and divide the meat. ”

Everyone thanked them again and again.

Tan Si grabbed the rhinoceros tail and pulled it hard, but he didn't move, and said worriedly:

"This cow's tail is thicker than my thighs, and I'm afraid that a tail has hundreds of pounds. How can such a big rhinoceros be dragged back? ”

Tan Yushu looked at the rhinoceros on the ground, uh, the villagers of Mopan Village, probably unable to drag it back.

The village chief walked around the rhinoceros carcass and said, "Drag it or not, I see that this rhinoceros is at least 50,000 catties!" ”

Mrs. Ji said: "You haven't weighed it, how do you know that it is at least 50,000 catties?" ”

The village chief glared: "I said that there are 50,000 catties, there are 50,000 catties!" ”

Mrs. Ji-for-tat: "I said you are talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense!" ”

Leng Qiu came up to the round and said, "Don't quarrel between the two of you, let's find a way to weigh the rhinoceros, and we'll know!" ”

Niu Er scratched his head: "How can you call such a big rhinoceros?" Who has such a big scale? ”

Everyone was attracted by this topic and began to discuss:

"Yes, such a big rhinoceros, I'm afraid no one can tell how heavy it is! Even in the emperor's house, there is no such big scale! ”

Tan Yushu listened interestingly, and suddenly the tree nodule had a flash of inspiration, and said, "It's easy to weigh this rhinoceros." ”

Leng Qiu hurriedly asked: "Divine Tree Immortal, is there any good way?" ”

Tan Yushu nodded at the head of the tree and said:

"I'll tell you a story and inspire you."

"A long, long time ago, there was a prime minister named Cao Cao who received an elephant."

"The people in the Prime Minister's Mansion want to know how heavy this elephant is, but they can't weigh it."

"At this time, Cao Cao's youngest son, Cao Chong, stood up and said a good solution......

The crowd listened intently.

After Tan Yushu finished speaking, he said:

"Do you understand? This story is called Cao Chong's Elephant, which tells us that we must have brains and intelligence to do things. ”

The people in Mopan Village are too stupid, and Tan Yushu hopes that this story can open up people's wisdom and make them a little smarter.

The village chief pondered for a moment and bowed deeply to the crooked neck tree:

"The mind and IQ of the Divine Tree Great Immortal, we admire it very much, it is really amazing, amazing!"

Niu Er scratched his scalp and said:

"But our Mopan Village doesn't have such a big boat, nor does it have such a big river! The method of the Divine Tree Immortal Master still doesn't work. ”

Nima, a criminal, actually dares to talk back!

Isn't this a blow to the prestige of my Divine Tree Great Immortal?

Tan Yushu was annoyed and shouted: "If you don't have a big ship, go to build a ship; If there is no big river, dig a big lake! Anyway, you all have meat to eat now, and when you're full, you have nothing to do! ”

Tan Si was stunned, and hurriedly waved his hand:

"Divine Tree Immortal, by the time we build the boat and dig the lake, these two rhinoceros will already stink!"

Tan Yushu smiled: "You first build a boat and dig the lake, and eat beef when you are hungry." When you've built the boat and dug the lake, I'll catch another rhinoceros and let you weigh it. ”

These guys are always causing trouble for themselves.

Therefore, Tan Yushu felt that it was a good way to let them dig the lake and build ships.

lest they have nothing to do when they are full, and the idle eggs will hurt!

The village chief was overjoyed and said, "Then it's decided, everyone has peeled the cowhide, divided the beef, and started digging the lake tomorrow!" ”

Leng Qiu smiled on his face, and said in his heart:

"Yes, yes, in five years at most, we can dig a big lake. In another 10 years, a big ship will be built. Fifteen years later, we know how much a rhinoceros weighs. ”

Tan Yushu was very satisfied, and nodded at the head of the tree: "What Mr. Leng said is very good, everyone will divide the beef on the spot, and start digging the lake tomorrow." ”

Fifteen years.

Well, I can be quiet for fifteen years.

Mrs. Ji suddenly remembered about the egg, and said, "Divine Tree Immortal, my egg ......"

Tan Yushu hurriedly interrupted Mrs. Ji's words and said, "Your eggs have been identified, and the seven eggs are all missing, right?" ”

Mrs. Ji nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, seven eggs, all of them were stolen." ”

Tan Yushu snorted, reported the case, and began to announce the verdict:

"This Divine Tree Great Immortal has found out that it was not Leng Qiu or Tan Si who stole your eggs, but also the two rhinoceros in front of you!"

"So, I caught these two rhinos and rectified them on the spot."

"Remember, it's all about stealing!"

"Mrs. Ji wronged Tan Si and Leng Qiu this time, cut two catties from the beef she shared, and compensated Tan Si and Leng Qiu."

"That's it, everyone thinks that this Divine Tree Great Immortal is quite fair, right?"

The reason for the loss of eggs is pushed to the dead cow on the ground.

Tan Yushu felt that he was too witty.

There is no proof of death, and a dead rhinoceros will not open his mouth to defend himself.

"The Divine Tree Immortal is discerning, the mirror is hanging high, the public is selfless, we are convinced!"

In an uproar, everyone knelt down and threw themselves to the ground.

Niu Er raised his head and asked again, "Divine Tree Immortal Master, that villain...... What's going on? ”

"Villain...... The villain is the demon beast rhinoceros who came to steal eggs......"

Tan Yushu couldn't talk about it, so he had to talk nonsense, and said:

"It's complicated, and with your experience and intelligence, it's hard to understand. So you don't need to ask, anyway, there are so many beef, and they can cost tens of thousands of eggs. ”

Regarding the fact that the egg turned into a gourd baby, and the gourd baby was eaten by the Ten Directions Immortal King, Tan Yushu really couldn't explain it.

As far as these rural shows in Mopan Village, you said it, and they didn't believe it.

The villagers were really fooled, no longer asked, and began to peel the cowhide and divide the meat.

It was not until noon the next day that the two rhinos were dismembered and transported back to the village.

The village chief organized people to wash the blood on the ground around the crooked elm tree, and incense the sacred tree Daxian, and then took everyone away.

Back in the village, Leng Qiu sighed deeply and said:

"This elm pimple is really good at playing, MMP, and actually asked us to dig a lake and build a ship, alas, ......"

The carpenter was also very sad: "Yes, we pretend to be ordinary people, and we can't use mana, this fifteen years of digging the lake and building ships is not good!" ”

Jiang Yaonu said: "Sooner or later, we will be spoiled by him." ”

Tan Si was lazy, shrugged his shoulders and said:

"Don't worry, junior sister, the crooked neck hasn't changed into a human yet, I can't play with you, even Cao Ji can't play with him......"

The village chief glared at Tan Si: "Senior Sister Jiang said that sooner or later she will be broken, but she didn't say now!" ”

Yu Huan nodded: "I agree with Senior Sister Jiang's statement, crooked neck is not a good person." Every time I stood under the tree, he lowered the head of the tree, and countless leaves, like the eyes of a hungry wolf, stared at my chest. Sometimes, he deliberately swept the leaves over my chest......"

Mrs. Ji picked up her crutches and pestled Yu Huan's buttocks: "Little junior sister, you are starting to narcissism again, hurry up and eat beef, eat and work, dig a lake, and build a ship!" ”

……

Roadside.

Tan Yushu finally quieted down and could test his new demon method.

Demon Tree clone.

Tan Yushu felt that his first doppelganger should be placed in Pijia Village.

This is equivalent to opening a branch, a crooked neck chain company.

The branch is set up in Pijia Village, which can also absorb the essence of the sun and moon and the nutrients of water and soil, and can also accept the incense offerings of the villagers.

In this way, your universal exchange points can grow with a whoosh!

Then proceed to the doppelganger.

Open a branch tomorrow and a branch the day after tomorrow......

Keep clinging up, and soon, chain stores will be all over this otherworld.

Hehe, when autumn comes to September 8, the city is full of crooked neck trees!

When Tan Yushu was planning a grand cause, another figure came on the road into the village.

It's Cao Ji.

Cao Ji, the girl of Qunfang Building.