Niu Er slowly approached, only then did he realize that something was wrong, looked at Tan Yushu's side, and shouted:

"Oops, what a bloody gas...... , how can there be two elephants...... Lying on the ground? ”

Tan Yushu couldn't help but said:

"Niu Er, this is not an elephant, it's a rhinoceros! I killed two rhinos, you go and inform the villagers, pull the rhinoceros back, and everyone will share the meat and eat it! ”

The python and hedgehog essence last time were eaten by everyone.

This time, the two big rhinoceros, tens of thousands of catties of meat, I am afraid that it will make the people of Mopan Village crazy for a year.

"What? Big rhinoceros? ”

Sure enough, Niu Er was overjoyed, ran over with a broken leg, looked at the two rhinoceros on the ground, and scratched his ears and cheeks with excitement:

",,...... These two rhinoceros are enough for the villagers to eat for a year! Get rich,! ”

Tan Yushu was triumphant and said:

"Niu Er, don't lie down, as long as you listen to me, what are two rhinoceros? I'm happy, I can let you have meat to eat every day, just like the emperor, eat big meat buns every day, bite down, and your mouth will be full of oil! ”

Niu Erwu threw himself to the ground and knelt down: "The magic of the Divine Tree Immortal Master is boundless, benefiting the township, our people in Mopan Village, we must be obedient, we must be obedient!" ”

Tan Yushu nodded at the head of the tree: "Go, let everyone come over and divide the meat." ”

Niu Er kowtowed and turned away.

But after walking two feet away, Niu Er suddenly ran back, raised his head and said, "I almost forgot...... Divine Tree Immortal, in fact, I didn't come to you for rhinoceros. I have something else. ”

Tan Yushu was in pain and asked, "What is the matter, is it more important than eating meat?" ”

Niu Er nodded and said, "For me, it's much more important than eating meat, it's a matter of cultivation......"

Tan Yushu continued to ache: "The cultivation exercises have been given to you, are there any questions?" ”

Niu Er scratched his scalp and said, "There is a problem." I was thinking, when the weather is fine, I can go up to the sun and moon light essence. But on a rainy day, how should I cultivate? ”

That's a brain-dead question.

On a rainy day, you can't rest for a while, talk about love, develop a relationship with Jiang Yaonu, and think about lifelong events or something?

Tan Yushu said lazily: "On a rainy day, you can take a rest." Cultivating this kind of thing doesn't happen overnight......"

Shout!

Right now.

In the sky, there was a sudden sound of sword qi breaking through the sky.

Then, there was a flash of cyan brilliance.

Tan Yushu was taken aback and hurriedly looked at the sky.

I saw that above the sky, someone stepped on a flying sword and galloped past!

It's like a jet, with a bright tail trailing behind it.

Wori, the legendary Edgeworth soars.

Tan Yushu was surprised, it seems that this other world is full of masters, and there are countless immortal cultivators!

Niu Er was looking up to listen to the teachings, and suddenly changed color, raised his hand and pointed to the sky, and stammered excitedly: "Immortal Master, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly......"

Tan Yushu had already seen it, and asked angrily, "What are you flying?" ”

Niu Er was still excited, and stammered: "Fly, fly, fly, fly...... Flying swords! ”

"Really? Where is the flying sword? Tan Yushu asked again.

"Fly, fly, fly, fly...... Already flown away! Niu Er was so anxious that he jumped to his feet.

The flying sword swept across the sky, and it was only two seconds.

Niu Er stuttered for a minute, and of course the people flew away.

Tan Yushu was angry and funny, and said, "It's just that the sword is soaring, what's the big deal?" Look at your excitement! ”

Niu Er finally stopped stammering, but he was still excited, and asked, "Divine Tree Immortal Master, will you be able to ascend with the sword like just now?" When will you teach me? ”

Tan Yushu snorted and said:

"Edgeworth's ascension, it's a very old-fashioned technique."

"Let me tell you, I used to fly in the sky for the teacher, and there were special spaceships, all of which sat on soft chairs, drinking tea and reading books at the same time."

"Moreover, beside the teacher, there are many tall and beautiful maids who are as beautiful as flowers and have the same costumes, waiting for them at any time."

"Sometimes, hundreds of people fly together, everyone sits together, chats, and ......chats."

In fact, Tan Yushu has only done one plane on earth, and it is still economy class, and it is a special discount ticket.

But with such a description, I am afraid that a big man like the Ten Directions Immortal King will also be envious, jealous and hateful.

Niu Er was already stupid and exclaimed:

"The Divine Tree Immortal Master is too powerful...... Immortal Master, why don't you take the time to take our folks from Mopan Village and fly around the sky, so that everyone can see the magical powers of the Divine Tree Immortal Master! ”

Tan Yushu finished pretending, satisfied his vanity, and said lazily:

"I'll talk about that later. Niu Er, go back and let everyone come over and share the meat. By the way, don't talk too much about the ascension I just told you, lest everyone say that I am bragging. ”

"Yes, yes, Niu Er obeys the orders of the Immortal Master!"

Niu Er nodded hurriedly and happily went back to the village.

Tan Yushu shook the head of the tree, alas, is it too much for him to insult Niu Er's IQ like this?

……

Niu Er walked on the road and sighed in his heart.

Isn't it too much to pretend to be crazy and stupid like this, insulting the IQ of an elm with a crooked neck?

But this crooked neck can really brag.

Also spaceship?

And the maids?

Or a few hundred people flying together?

Niu Er complained all the way, returned to Leng Qiu's private school, and hugged his fists to salute: "The disciple has seen all the immortals. ”

Leng Qiu nodded and asked, "How is it, crooked neck elm pimple, do you know the truth?" The Immortal King of the Ten Directions, has you debunked us? ”

Niu Er shook his head and said with a smile:

"Rest assured, Immortal Venerable, that elm pimple doesn't know anything about our identity. Just now, Uncle Yu Huan's sword flew by, and Elm Pimple bragged to me, saying that he used to ride a spaceship, with soft chairs, and many maids to serve him......"

"Hahaha, this idiot is really imaginative!"

The village chief and the others laughed, and finally felt relieved.

The Seven Chaos Immortal Masters can't reach the skill of the Ten Directions Immortal King after all.

If it is the Immortal King of the Ten Directions, you can see that in the Ten Directions World, there is a small place called the earth.

There are airplanes there, there are soft seats on the planes, there are flight attendants...... Passengers can sit and drink tea and chat during the flight.

Niu Er said again: "Ladies and gentlemen, the four rhinoceros demon beasts have been killed by the crooked neck tree, and the other two have escaped. The crooked neck tree told me to come back and gather everyone to divide the meat. ”

"Then let's go and divide the meat, and gather the whole village." The village chief stood up.

"It's just a long night, let's a bunch of old drama bones, let's tease the crooked neck again." Tan Si also stood up and said with a grin.

Everyone giggled, left the private school, gathered all the villagers, and went to divide the meat.

Get out of the village.

Everyone changed to the expressions of the mentally handicapped Xiu'er, gossiping, and ran excitedly towards the crooked neck tree.

Tan Yushu saw everyone's expressions from afar, and he couldn't help but be disdainful in his heart.

Alas, a bunch of unsolicited walking corpses, humble mortals, know how to eat!

I heard that there is meat to eat, look at you all excited!