"You! It's our own business! What's the matter with you? We know whether to give the doll or not, and it's not your turn! Seeing that Yang Guang's tone was not good, the middle-aged woman also lowered her face: "Who told you to bring people to my house?" Get out! ”

Yang Guang glanced at her: "Okay, but I've already informed the reporter, if you want us to do something outside, we'll go out immediately, but what will be written in the newspaper tomorrow, hum, I don't know!" ”

When a few relatives who were standing aside to watch the excitement heard that a reporter was coming, they hurriedly walked up and pulled the middle-aged woman: "Forget it, second child, Xiao Yang is also kind, you don't have to say a word." Xiao Yang, I'm going to trouble you about this, we countrymen don't understand anything. ”

Yang Guang snorted, turned to me and smiled bitterly: "Little brother, when do you think you can open the altar to do things?" ”

I frowned and thought for a moment, "I can't do it alone, I need to find a helper." ”

Yang Guang saw that my face was wrong, and was about to ask me, but I preemptively said to him: "It's so stuffy inside this room, I'll go outside to breathe." ”

Seeing Yang Guang's reaction, I walked out of the room with him.

As soon as Yang Guang came out, he handed me a cigarette: "Little brother, what's wrong?" Is there something wrong? ”

"One, I don't like the family; Second, these children are very angry, I saw them all in the house just now, and it is not easy to do. I took a puff of my cigarette and said to Yang Guang very seriously.

"You say you're angry? Could something be wrong? Yang Guang was taken aback by my words and hurriedly asked me.

I was about to answer, when a Buddha suddenly heard a Buddha cry on the side of the road: "Amitabha, as the so-called death is suffering, how can life not be suffering?" There is no end to the sea of suffering, and the ignorant people in this world actually regard suicide as a way to liberate, which is sad and pathetic. ”

I was taken aback, turned my head to look, and found a little monk squatting on the side of the road, looking to be in his twenties, with sword eyebrows, wearing a dirty monk's robe, and looking at me with big eyes: "Am I right?" I can't eat enough before I die, and I can't leave after I die. ”

"Where did the wild monk come from? Nonsense, go away! When Yang Guang heard the monk's words, his face changed, and he was ready to go up and drive him away.

I grabbed Yang Guang, shook my head at him, and walked to the monk and squatted down: "How do you know this?" ”

"I have been practicing monk since I was a child, and a few days ago, my teacher drove me down the mountain and said that I should walk around the world so that I can make the Dharma go deeper." The monk pronounced the Buddha's name to me again, and said to me: "Passing by your land today, I wanted to eat fast, but I didn't expect to encounter such an ugly thing. ”

"Speaking of people, how do you know that something is wrong with this house?" I interrupted the monk's crepe Zen language and opened my mouth to urge him.

The monk took a closer look at me: "Okay, I was picked up and raised by the master when I was a child, and I followed the master to practice Buddhism since I was a child, and I also learned the five eyes and six paths of Buddhism. ”

"Since you also understand, let me ask you, how do you Buddhists deal with this kind of thing?"

"Simple, excessive."

"Nonsense, if it's simply overdone, I still have to ask you?"

"What do you want to do?"

I looked at the monk carefully, grinned at the corners of my mouth: "It's very simple, you help me, I'll help you." ”

The monk also smiled meaningfully: "It's easy to say, I'll be excessive, you can do the rest, and, take care of the rice." ”

"Well, the steamed bun flower roll is enough." Since someone has helped me to overdo it, I just need to deal with a few imps with peace of mind.

The monk shook his head, stretched out his finger and shook it in front of my eyes: "I don't eat steamed buns." ”

I looked at him with a frown: "Then what do you eat?" ”

"I eat everything that flies in the sky, runs underground, swims in the water, and I eat everything I can, and if there are two taels of water and wine, that's the best." The monk looked at me with a grin.

"You say that you are a monk, how can you break the vows? Don't you Buddhists don't eat meat and don't drink alcohol? "Hearing the monk's words, I once again had doubts about his identity, he can't be a liar, right?

"I've also heard that you Taoist priests don't eat meat and drink alcohol, right?" I really obeyed this monk, I was supposed to question him, but now it's good, and he questioned me again.

I said angrily, "Who told you that you are not allowed to eat meat and drink alcohol?" Our Taoism is true and true, and we can't get married or eat meat; But Zhengyi is different, we can get married and eat meat, and we belong to the Huoju Taoist. ”

"Then who told you that Buddhism is not allowed to eat meat and drink alcohol? My Buddhist family is divided into Mahayana and Hinayana and Hinayana for cultivating the mind and body, abstaining from meat and rashness; Mahayana everything is casual, as the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha sits in his heart, haven't you heard of it? The monk's words were like the machine gun, and they swept at me suddenly, catching me off guard.

"Little brother, are you okay? What should I do? I still wanted to refute the monk, but Yang Guang's urging voice came from behind me, and I shouted without looking back: "Okay, no problem!" ”

I stood up and said to the monk, "Let's go, we want to eat, come with me, by the way, what's your name?" ”

The little monk also stood up with me, and when he heard me ask him, he answered me: "The little monk's Dharma name is Shixing, I don't know what his name is?" ”

"Rounding." I threw down a sentence, walked up to Yang Guang and said to him: "Okay, just now there is a friend of mine on the side of the road, he is good at exceeding, as for what I told you earlier, I will deal with it, but tonight you have to find a reason to separate all their relatives, otherwise I will not be able to operate." ”

When Yang Guang heard what I said, he looked behind me, smiled at the little monk, and replied to me: "It's okay, I'll tell them all to go back in a while." ”

I nodded, took Shi Xing and Yang Guang back to the house, and began to fiddle with things.

"This little Taoist leader, why do you Taoist practice things and invite monks to come? Doesn't that make sense, right? "Seeing that I came back with a dirty little monk, a group of relatives blew up the pot, this one said that I must have cheated money, and the other said that I must not understand anything, and one of the old men couldn't sit still, and came up to me and asked me while I was fiddling with things.

I put down the Sanqing Bell in my hand, turned my head and explained to the old man: "I have known this master for several years, but he went out to travel, and I met him on the road today, so I called him to help." ”

The old man looked at Shi Xing, who was taking out the Buddhist utensils from his backpack, and looked at me vigilantly: "First of all, we will only give one money." ”

I grinned and sneered, "I understand, are you okay?" It's okay, don't bother us to do things. ”

No wonder these little guys are so angry, when people die, they are worried about money, who is not angry when they meet this kind of relative?

I looked at the children who were still standing in front of the coffin, quietly walked up to Shi Xing, and asked him in a low voice, "Are you ready?" These little things are very angry. ”

Shi Xing didn't raise his head, and continued to tinker with his Buddhist utensils: "I know, as soon as I came in, I saw it, such a big grievance, it's really not good to exceed." ”

"And what are you going to do?" I asked.

Shi Xing stretched out his hand in front of me, and in his hand was a very strange bronze vessel, wide at the ends and narrow in the middle, a bit like a shuttle: "I'm going to use this." ”

I looked around: "What is this?" ”

Shi Xing glanced at me, and said angrily: "I don't know, I don't know, this is called the demon pestle, the sharp weapon of Buddhism to subdue demons and eliminate demons!" Demons and monsters will be scared to death when they see them! ”

Hearing Shi Xing's words, I sneered, thinking to myself that if you are really so powerful, why are the few little guys standing here having nothing to do? Besides, you've robbed you of everything, I'm going to be a fart?

I feel very disgusted by Shi Xing's behavior of bragging about X, this guy is really a scum of Buddhism, drinking wine and eating meat, and he is full of lies.

"Who said that monks don't speak? Hum. I scolded in a low voice, Shi Xing was holding the wooden fish, and suddenly looked up at me and smiled meaningfully.

He couldn't have heard it, could he? Will he hit me in a moment? I heard that the monks of Shaolin Temple are very capable of fighting! I was a little weak-hearted, and hurriedly instructed Shi Xing: "I have a stomachache, you are busy first, and I will go to the toilet." ”

With that, I turned and ran out of the house, found a corner where no one was around, and leaned against the wall to smoke.

"You said that the surname Yang really regarded us as our benefactor? Dare to run to point fingers at us, if you hadn't stopped him in front, I wouldn't have been able to beat him! ”

"That's it! And the Taoist priest he found, he didn't have any ability at first glance! Before the hair grows, he came out to deceive people, and that dirty little monk is not a good person at first glance! ”

Hearing that someone was coming, I hurriedly threw away the cigarette in my hand, damn, it was the second sister-in-law who quarreled with Yang Guang before, no, I want to avoid it.

I glanced around and saw a big tree in the corner, so I hurried to hide behind it.

Seeing the second sister-in-law and another middle-aged woman walking towards me, I didn't dare to come out of the air, but fortunately they stopped when they walked to the wall, otherwise when they saw me like this, they would really jump into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away.

Isn't that right? Why should I be afraid of them? Sick me, right? It occurred to me that I didn't need to hide from them, but now it's almost too late to regret it, and if I go out now, everyone will think there's something wrong with me, and seriously, I feel like a thief right now.

"Hmph, what kind of powerful gentleman does he Yang Guang recognize? It's not that I don't understand this, let the little hairy boy deceive, don't worry, I have contacted the best Taoist priest in the village, and they will come early tomorrow morning, and then we will drive away these two little deflated three. ”

"The second sister-in-law is amazing! The Taoist priests in the village can be invited, but what about the money? I've heard that asking these Taoist priests to do things is not cheap. ”

"Don't worry, doesn't Thaksin Yang like to be nosy? When the time comes, just ask him to give it, I will tell the Taoist priest that when the time comes, I will share my share, and I will share your share. ”

"Second sister-in-law, I'm afraid he won't give money so easily."

"I know, I'll find a way to get rid of those two who ask for food tomorrow, and he won't give it when the time comes!"