Listening to the conversation between these two shrews, I felt that the hairs on my back stood up, so ruthless! I don't know how the Taoist priests in this village are doing, but the ones who can share the money with the families of the deceased are probably not fuel-efficient lamps!

It's good that I came out to smoke, otherwise I would have been driven away tomorrow in a daze, and I would have a reputation for swaggering and cheating!

I thought that was the end of their conversation, but I underestimated the ugliness of human nature, because their next conversation was something I will never forget.

"Speaking of which, it's all to blame for Nie Bin's wretchedness! My wife ran away with someone, leaving a few small wild seeds and not saving us some trouble, just looking for something to trouble us! ”

"That's it! These little wild seeds deserve to die! That is, the surname Yang is willing to help Nie Bin's wreck, if it were me, just find a place to bury it, what are you doing with so many tricks? ”

"I used to think that those little wild seeds were short-lived, but now it's good to be dead! After he died, this house would be ours, and he Nie Bin didn't dare to fight with us! ”

"That's it! If I were to replace me with those little wild species, I would find a place where no one was and die quietly, and I would cause trouble to others while I was alive, and I wouldn't let us sleep well if I died! ”

When I heard this, my angry teeth itched, and I was about to rush out and beat these two bastards hard, when suddenly a hand grabbed me.

"Who?" I turned around and whispered.

It turned out that it was the chick who pulled me, and the chick gave me a boo: "Don't go out." ”

"Why? His two wives fart here, can't I go out and take care of it? My voice lifted a little, and I yelled at the chick.

"Who?" When the second sister-in-law heard my voice, she stopped: "Who is talking?" Come out! ”

As soon as the chick grabbed my mouth, she pressed it so hard that I wouldn't make a sound.

"His second sister-in-law, I've been looking for you for a long time, go back quickly, Taigong has something to say." Just as the two shrews were looking for me, another woman came up and said to the second sister-in-law.

"What's wrong? What does Taigong have to say about the big night? The second sister-in-law asked very unhappily when she heard someone calling her back.

"I don't know, anyway, Taigong told us all to go back, hurry up, Taigong will be in trouble when he gets angry."

"Got it, got it."

The voices of several women grew farther and farther away, and I saw them walk around the corner and ripped the chick's hand off: "Why are you stopping me?" ”

The chick looked at me with an idiot-like look: "Are you really stupid or are you fake stupid?" Where is this? This is a village, you beat other people's women, and the villagers don't beat you to death! ”

I yelled at the chick without showing weakness: "Then forget it? You don't hear how excessive these two are! People die as a big thing, and they still say that if they die, they can rob the house! Is there still a reason? ”

"Okay, don't yell at me, I've been there while they're talking, and I've heard them all." The chick grabbed me who was about to rush out, and coaxed the child to say to me: "I know you can't get used to these people, but you have to endure, first, if you can't bear it, you will be beaten to death, and no one will overtake a few children, and then it will be troublesome!" Second, I suggest you go back and see a psychiatrist, I suspect that you have a bit of a split personality since the incident with Linghu. ”

I opened the chick and grabbed my hand, very unwilling, and snorted: "Then forget it?" I, Yang Jian, have no other skills, but I can't learn this skill of pretending to be deaf and dumb! ”

"Who told you to leave it at that?" When the chick saw me like this, he knew that if he didn't convince me, he would definitely quarrel with those two Sanba when he went back: "I have a way to clean them up." ”

"Really?" I heard the chick say this, so I stopped rushing back, turned my head and asked the chick, "What's the solution?" ”

The chick stretched out his finger and shook it: "Hmph, if you go back, it's nothing more than beating someone, if someone calls the police, maybe you'll have to go to jail, so you're too impulsive." ”

I impatiently interrupted the chick's words: "Less nonsense, what the hell can I do?" ”

"People are watching, and my solution is to counter violence with violence." Without waiting for the chick to speak, I interrupted him again: "I thought it was a good way, I would fight violence with violence, and I would say it, just don't say it!" ”

When the chick saw that I was leaving, he ran to me: "You wait for me to finish!" I'm not talking about countering violence with violence, it's not about beating them, what do you get by beating them? And what can a few little ghosts get? I'm talking about haunting! ”

Hearing the chicken's words, I stopped, frowned and asked the chicken, "What the hell is haunting?" ”

"I'll get a few lonely ghosts to help, pestering these two and making them have nightmares every night for half a year, and from time to time I will ask them to show up and scare them! However, the price is that after these lonely ghosts have done their work, you have to surpass them yourself. ”

Chick's words made me think deeply, is this method feasible? But as soon as I thought of the faces of those two three-eights, my heart became nameless, and I opened my mouth to answer the little chicken: "Okay, but I heard that there is a Taoist priest in the village, and the ghost you are looking for will not be accepted by this Taoist priest at that time, right?" ”

The chick suddenly laughed: "I've been to see it, what a Taoist priest, it's a magic stick, and he can't fart, I was teased by me before, and I guess his face is still swollen now!" ”

Hearing the chick say this, I was relieved, and I was discussing with the chick how to scare these two Sanba, Yang Guang's voice came: "Little brother? Little brother? Where are you? I have something to tell you! ”

Hearing that Yang Guang was looking for me, I hurriedly walked to the front of the house: "What's wrong?" ”

"Where have you been? I can't find you anywhere. I've done everything you've told me to do, and my friend has called me to be there tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. at the latest. Yang Guang saw me come out, and hurriedly greeted me and said to me.

I spared my head and explained to Yang Guang very embarrassedly: "What, I went to diarrhea just now, and you said that the child's father arrives every day?" That's great, when the next of kin is buried on the third day, the immediate family must be present, I was thinking about this problem before, and now it's solved. ”

Yang Guang nodded: "That's good, I've already played all the people back, what else is there to do?" ”

I shook my head: "It's okay, you can go back and rest, just come over around eight o'clock tomorrow morning." ”

Separated from Yang Guang, I strode into the house, there was still a lively room in front of me, but it looked a little desolate after the people left.

"How many little ones usually live like this? Yang Jian, it's really pitiful, if you can talk about it at night, don't hurt their lives even if you do it. "The chick followed me into the house and began to sigh when I saw the house.

"yes, I know." My face is not good-looking, and if I stay in this room as an adult, I will go crazy after a long time, let alone a few children.

Walking into the mourning hall with the chicken, Shi Xing heard my footsteps and turned to look at me: "Huh? How did you bring another one? ”

I pointed to the chicken: "He is not a lonely ghost, he is an apprentice under my master like me, but he lost his body because of some things." ”

When Shi Xing heard my introduction, he suddenly realized: "It turned out to be the legendary ghost Taoist, disrespectful and disrespectful, the little monk Shi Xing, and the successor of Jigong." ”

Xiaoji and Shi Xing exchanged a few words, and Shi Xing suddenly turned his head and asked me, "You drove the people in this house away?" ”

I hummed, and Shi Xing jumped up: "That's good!" Take the monk and I'll go eat! I'm starving! ”

Only then did I remember that when I met Shi Xing earlier, he squatted on the side of the road, saying that the good ones were turning into fate, and the bad ones were asking for food.

But at this time, I didn't know if there was anything to eat, so I looked around and found that there were seven or eight disposable lunch boxes on a table against the wall.

Walking to the side of the lunch box with Shi Shi, there was a note pressed under the lunch box, which read: "I know that you didn't have dinner, little brother, just get some in the restaurant outside, you will just take it." ”

Oh, this Yang Guang really understands the world, knowing that I didn't have dinner, and specially bought it for me outside.

I opened the lunch boxes one by one, good guys, where is this just go, a roast duck, two boxes of rice, four stir-fried vegetables and a chicken soup, which is better than what I eat at home!

I beckoned Shi Xing to sit down, his eyes lit up as soon as he saw the food, he tore off the thigh of the roast duck, and devoured it, but he was stuck at once, and the whole person kept coughing.

"Slow down! No one is robbing you. Seeing Shi Xing's appearance, I hurriedly ran to the door and took a bottle of mineral water and handed it to Shi Xing, he took the water and poured a few sips, said "thank you" to me vaguely, and buried himself in eating meat.

When I saw Shi Xing's eating appearance, I lost my appetite, pushed the rice in front of me in front of Shi Xing, lit a cigarette by myself, and just looked at Shi Xing, looked at it, I suddenly laughed "poof": "You monk is also interesting, drink wine and eat meat, do you smoke?" Got one? ”

Shi Xing shook his head: "I don't smoke, this thing is easy to yellow when you smoke too much." ”

After waiting for half an hour, Shi Xing finally put down his chopsticks with satisfaction and patted his little belly: "Cool!" It's been a long time since I've eaten this cool! ”

Looking at Shi Xing, who was touching his belly on the stool, I suddenly asked, "By the way, don't you Buddhists cultivate their minds every day?" Then let me ask you, do you say these little guys are bitter? Or is it relief? ”

Shi Xing took a sip of water, heard me ask, and said: "Although the world is bitter and good, but there are bitter and sweet in the world, people in this life, to experience the ups and downs, Sai Weng lost the horse, how do you know if it is a blessing?" If you live the same life, won't you become the walking dead? A few children have suffered so hard in this life, maybe it is a debt owed in the previous life, and they have to pay it back in this life, and now that they are dead, it can be regarded as a relief. ”

Listening to Shi Xing's words, I remembered that a few children were still by the coffin, and I had to talk to them quickly, otherwise I wouldn't be able to overdo it.

Suddenly! The lights went out with a bang, and the room was plunged into darkness.

"Hehe, two big brothers, you guys come to play with us!" The child's voice came from behind me, and a wave of yin qi rushed straight behind my back!

Damn it! Wouldn't these little guys be reluctant to leave, and now they're looking for trouble with us, right?