Ever since the waitress girl saw me and Mo Shuang* appearing in the same room with our tops on, I felt that this life was over.

I slammed the door shut and stared at Shi Xing with an angry face: "Damn! Are you bringing the feathers back? Okay now, what will that little waiter think of us! ”

"It's okay, I don't mind, don't blame Shi Xing." Mo Shuang on the side hurriedly stepped forward to tie in, and he said to me with a forced smile: "You can't blame others for this matter, and besides, we are nothing, and we are not afraid of shadows!" It must be fine! ”

"Forget it, for the sake of Shi Xing, I forgive you this time, take out the supper, buddy is going to starve to death!" I snatched the cigarette from Shi Xing's hand, took out one and put it in my mouth: "I knew I would have gone by myself!" ”

Shi Xing smiled very awkwardly, handed the lunch box in his hand to Mo Shuang, and the moment Mo Shuang turned his head, I clearly saw that this bald man showed a strange smile!

For a moment, I remembered again the fear of being ruled by bald people that day! This damn guy, he's clearly playing dumb! Why don't you know the way back, it's clear that you hate me for treating him as a little brother, and you're taking revenge on me!

Sure enough, the ones that can drive away ghosts and subdue demons are not fuel-efficient lamps! I underestimated the IQ of this bald man too much, I thought I could play him between applause, but I didn't expect that I couldn't be X!

I walked to the table with my head down, but I didn't move my chopsticks, just picked up the canned beer on the table, opened the "Gollum Goo" and poured a few sips.

"That's right." Shi Xing grabbed a skewer of roast pork and asked Mo Shuang vaguely while chewing, "Didn't you say you don't smoke?" ”

Mo Shuang smiled lightly, took out a cigarette from the cigarette case on the table and played with it in his hand: "I used to smoke, but then I became a monk, and I quit in order to maintain my image." ”

Seeing that Shi Xing looked like this, Mo Shuang snorted twice, lit the cigarette and took a puff: "I remember that you monks can't drink wine and eat meat?" ”

Without waiting for Shi Xing to speak, I snorted coldly on the side: "He is a monk who drinks meat and wine, not only eats meat and drinks, but also calculates people!" ”

Shi Xing scratched his head with his greasy hands: "I am a descendant of Jigong, we practice Mahayana Buddhism, Mahayana Buddhism does not say that it is not allowed to eat meat and drink alcohol, the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart, which is to describe us." ”

"I see!" When Mo Shuang heard Shi Xing's words, his eyes widened: "It turns out that Buddhism is divided into large and small Theravadas, but I am lonely and unheard!" ”

A few people chatted and drank at the same time, three or five bottles of wine were down, and all three of them were a little drunk, and I went to the toilet several times in the middle.

When I returned to the table, Shi Xing had finished the supper he had brought back, he was picking his teeth with a bamboo stick, but Mo Shuang, who was sitting opposite Shi Xing, suddenly spoke: "You know so much about the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons, then you must have experienced a lot, right?" ”

Before I could speak, Shi Xing on the side laughed arrogantly: "Hahaha! That is, the monk I was three years old and literate, at the age of five I opened my eyes to heaven, at the age of nine I could go out alone to do the ritual of transcending the soul of the dead, and at the age of twelve I was a well-known living immortal in the neighborhood! ”

I looked at Shi Xing with disdain, come on, you are still a living immortal, if it were changed in ancient times, you would have to be a monk of wine and meat!

Ignore the release line and brag aloud on the side. Forced, I raised my brows and asked Mo Shuang: "What story do you want to hear?" Happy today, buddies, whatever you want to hear, buddies will say to you! ”

"Really?" Mo Shuang was very happy to hear my words: "Then you can tell me about your family?" ”

Home, hearing this word, reminds me of the little nine-tails, and there is a nameless fire in my heart, and I am very irritable. I shook my head and pointed at Shi Xing with my thumb: "You ask him first, he has a lot of stories." ”

"Family? Hehe, I haven't seen anyone in my family except Master. Shi Xing pouted and smiled: "Ever since I can remember, I have been by Master's side. ”

Mo Shuang grabbed a beer and took a sip: "What about your parents?" You can't jump out of a rock, do you? ”

Shi Xing still smiled slightly, he also grabbed a beer and took a sip: "Mom and Dad? I don't have any memories of them in my head, but I heard my master say that my parents are dead. ”

What the? Is there a story like this? Seeing Shi Xing's miserable face, I gently patted him on the shoulder: "How can this be?" Sick? ”

Shi Xing shook his head: "No, my master said to give it, my parents were beaten to death." ”

"Kill someone?" Mo Shuang on the side couldn't sit still: "Is there still such a thing in these years?" Could it be an underworld vendetta? ”

Shi Xing waved his hand and said to us, "No, I don't know the specific situation, I asked Master when I was a child, and Master always told me that I will tell you when I grow up." But when I grew up, Master drove me down the mountain and said that he would not tell me until I returned after two years of wandering. ”

Seeing that something was wrong with the atmosphere, I hurriedly changed the topic: "Don't talk about this, what about you?" How did you suddenly think of joining this God cult?? ”

When Mo Shuang heard my words, he gently lifted his glasses: "How can I say it, after I learned that Sister He committed suicide, the whole person was in a trance, until one day my mother pulled me to the church to pray, and I met the savior who brought me into the arms of God." ”

As soon as I heard this, there was gossip! Hurriedly asked Mo Shuang, "What did you encounter?" Anyway, why did you choose the Church of God? ”

Mo Shuang lifted his glasses again: "This is not God's religion, this is called Christianity, everyone thinks differently, and the choice will naturally not be the same." The monk who took us to prayer that day told me that I was now in a period of confusion in my life, and if I couldn't get out, the only way that awaited me was self-liberation. ”

Seeing that Mo Shuangyue was getting more and more dangerous, I hurriedly put the can in my hand on the table, and leaned in: "How did you choose later?" ”

When I heard the monk's words, I went home and thought about it all night, but the more I thought about it, the more I had a headache, and I went back to the monk. The monk told me that if I wanted to be liberated, I would throw myself into the arms of the Lord, who would protect each of his children from any harm. Mo Shuang quietly moved his buttocks, and pulled a little distance from me before explaining to me.

"So, that's why you joined the Cult of God?" Seeing that Mo Shuang was about to refute me again, I hurriedly changed it: "No, it's Christianity." ”

Mo Shuang nodded: "Yes, the monk told me that if I join Christianity, Sister He, who I am most worried about, will also be blessed by the Lord, and all her pain will go away with my joining." ”

Hearing this, I fell silent for a moment, in fact, Mo Shuang should have seen that he joined Christianity, and the female ghost did not get any relief, if it wasn't for our appearance, I don't know how long this female ghost would have been so painful.

However, as a religious person, I know very well the place of faith in my heart, and if one day my faith collapses and someone tells me that all this I have always believed in is a lie, I guess I will go crazy, right?

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Shi Xing poked my waist with his fingers: "We're all done, you haven't told us your story yet." ”

I looked up and found that Mo Shuang was looking at me with a smile, and quickly organized the language in my mind before I opened my mouth and said to them: "Actually, I was an ordinary person a few years ago, when I was thirteen years old, I met a Taoist priest from Sichuan......

"Later, the Nine-Tails were seriously injured by the hooked snake because they were worried about me, and it happened that a Hainan physiognomist I knew told me that the Seven Spirits could save the lives of the Nine-Tails through the Yang Array, so I desperately searched for the remaining three things." After saying this in one sitting, I felt a little dry mouth, so I grabbed the wine on the table and took a few sips.

Mo Shuang pointed to the necklace around my neck: "This is what she gave you?" ”

I nodded lightly and reached out to hold the necklace: "yes, she said that if she came back and saw that my neck was still empty, she would trouble me." ”

Mo Shuang raised the wine jar and clinked glasses with me and Shi Xing, and sighed to himself: "I always thought that why the nine-tailed fox and what zombies are all from legends, but I didn't expect you to go through all this." ”

I fell backwards, leaning on the bed and looking at the ceiling: "There are many things, if you don't see them, you won't believe them, just like I didn't believe that there were ghosts in this world." ”

Mo Shuang nodded: "Yes, as the old saying goes, hearing is false, seeing is believing, but we don't know that eyes are precisely the easiest thing to deceive ourselves." By the way, you said that the ghost who has been following you all the time can't be the friend you asked to take care of your sister, right? ”

With the strength of the wine, I stretched out my hand and shook it in the air: "Yes, I will introduce you to you tomorrow when I have the opportunity, that guy is very good." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt that the bath towel was being ripped off, and when I looked up, I realized that Shi Xing was grabbing the bath towel on my waist, looking at me with a look of desire and stopping.

"What's wrong?" I impatiently kicked Shi Xing with my foot: "Don't pull my scarf, if you pull it again, I'll be exposed!" ”

Shi Xing smiled and let go of his hand: "Do you remember what you asked me earlier?" ”

Before I could react, Mo Shuang suddenly came to his senses: "What words! What did he say to you? Confessed? ”

Shi Xing shook his head: "No, Yuanhua asked me earlier, what happens if a person loses the six senses?" And those strange movements in front of you, don't you want to explain? ”

"What's the strange movement?" Mo Shuang asked reluctantly: "Did he kiss you when he was in your arms?" ”

Damn, this little white face usually looks super serious, who knew that as soon as he finished drinking, the part of the glass personality in his heart actually awakened! Three sentences do not leave the bank!

I said to Mo Shuang angrily: "What kind of mess? I just hit my hand with a stone in front of me. ”