"The result?" Shi Xing was very dissatisfied with my answer, and buckled his nose and flicked it into my face.

I glared at him fiercely, grabbed Shi Xing's clothes and wiped them off my face: "Excuse me, can you not bounce on my face next time you buckle your nose!" ”

Shi Xing sneered, I gave him a blank look, and when I saw Mo Shuang looking at me curiously, I explained: "As a result, I found that even if I was injured and broken, I still didn't feel the slightest pain, in other words, I don't feel pain now." ”

Seeing that Mo Shuang and Shi Xing both looked disbelieving, I helplessly grabbed the bamboo stick on the table and stabbed it into my arm with a "snort": "Look." ”

Bright red blood slowly trickled from my arm, but there was no distortion on my face.

Mo Shuang hurriedly found a tissue to cover the wound on my arm: "So, you are a person who is born without pain?" ”

I shook my head and told them something else about myself: "Last time, I accompanied me for a psychological check-up, but I found ...... in the toilet."

After half an hour, I stopped: "That's the way it is, there are still five more chances, if I beg him five more times, then I will die." ”

"I'll go!" Shi Xing slapped his thigh violently, startling me: "Your story is more exciting than the science fiction movies I watched!" ”

I kicked him angrily: "Can you say something!" What does it mean to be more energetic than a science fiction movie? ”

"I don't think the other self in your body is like a split personality." I was holding Shi Xing when Mo Shuang's voice suddenly attracted me, and he helped his glasses: "As far as I know, split personality will only appear in two different personalities, and it will not affect everything in reality, according to what you said, that Yang Jian can steal your consciousness, which is beyond the definition of split personality." ”

I retracted the leg that was kicking Shi Xing, leaned back on the bed and looked at Mo Shuang and asked, "Then you say, what am I?" ”

Mo Shuang shook his head: "I don't know what it is, you said that every time he appears, you are particularly desperate or scared, and this time you can talk to him and trade with him, I don't think this is like another you, but like you have two souls in one body!" ”

"Two souls?" I frowned, "You mean there's a ghost in me?" ”

"Preliminary estimates, it should be like this." Mo Shuang helped his glasses again, and suddenly smiled at me: "Your bath towel is loose." ”

I hurriedly pulled the sheet over myself and thought to myself, why are there two souls in my body? If there is a ghost haunting me, it is impossible for the chick not to find out, why is all this?

Thinking about the headache, I reached out and grabbed my hair, and Shi Xing suddenly opened his mouth to interrupt my thoughts: "Or, you can follow me back in two days and ask my master, right?" ”

I glanced at Shi Xing: "Your master knows?" ”

Shi Xing nodded affirmatively: "Yes, although I can't understand what my master sometimes says, his old man seems to have some magical ability that can clear your doubts." ”

There's no way, I can't figure out why this is happening if I want to break my head, rather than being depressed by myself, it's better to follow him back to his master in two days to ask.

The three of us drank all night long, and when the sky gradually brightened, the three of us fell asleep on the bed.

That night, the three of us walked out of the hotel side by side, sent my sister back to school, and took the chicken out for supper.

At the night market, I looked at the waitress with a smile: "Little sister, could you please bring us a few bottles of beer?" ”

Who knew that the waiter ignored me completely, just stared at Mo Shuang: "Brother, what do you want?" ”

Mo Shuang looked at the menu and lifted his glasses, and said to the waiter: "Then trouble you, this, this and this, please hurry up." ”

The waiter nodded, smiled at Mo Shuangyanran, turned around and walked to the kitchen, and when she came back, the little girl actually took out her mobile phone: "Brother, leave a contact information, I'll treat you to supper another day." ”

After Mo Shuang left the phone number to the little girl, the three of us had just eaten a few bites of vegetables, and a few little sisters at the table next to us also came over: "Handsome guy, leave a phone, I'll toast you first." ”

Shi Xingle on the side was about to take the cup, who knew that the little sister glanced at Shi Xing: "Where did the light bulb come from?" I don't look in the mirror by myself, I still want to soak the old lady, eat! ”

Seeing that Shi Xing was not standing or sitting with a wine glass, I hurriedly picked up the wine glass: "Come, let's two brothers toast!" ”

After sending these little sisters, before a few people could chat a few words, a few young girls came to the side: "Handsome guy, share a table." ”

Seeing that Shi Xing's face was getting worse and worse, I secretly smiled before turning around and saying to a few little girls, "I'm sorry, we want to talk alone." ”

Who knew that the woman gave me a white look: "I call someone handsome and I don't call you, what do you answer?" If it weren't for this handsome guy's sake, you think I'd like to sit with you toad! ”

OMG! It's the first time I've heard such vicious words when I'm so old! Although the buddy is not as good as the little white face of Shi Xing, the buddy is nicknamed "Jay Chou" from the villain! Now it's actually said to be a toad!

My face changed suddenly, I sat down on the stool, grabbed my wine glass, and shouted to Shi Xing, "Come! Drink! ”

Mo Shuang on the side saw that Shi Xing and I were not very happy, so he sent these girls away with a few words, and asked us: "Why don't we pack it up and take it away?" ”

"Don't!" I put down my glass and spit out the word "I don't believe it!" Dude was known as the public lover in elementary school, and I don't believe that everyone who came to talk to you tonight was looking for you! ”

Shi Xing on the side also nodded desperately: "That's it, when I was a child, I was the most famous cream little handsome guy in the neighborhood Eighteen Miles!" I don't believe it's all looking for you tonight! ”

But for the next hour or so, my self-confidence and self-esteem took a huge hit! In this more than an hour, five or six batches of little girls came, and all of them were looking for Mo Shuang's phone number! I looked down at my own reflection in the glass and began to wonder about my own life!

Seeing that there were more and more girls around, in order to hide the embarrassment in my heart, I desperately eliminated the meat skewers on the table with Shi Xing, and when I reached for the meat skewers again, I found that the table was already empty.

I looked up and shouted at the boss, "Boss! Twenty more skewers! He turned his head to Shi Xing and whispered, "What do you think about this?" ”

Shi Xing glared at Mo Shuang fiercely: "I admit defeat!" I didn't expect there to be a more handsome man in the world than me! What do these little girls think now? I like to wear glasses! Ignore me as a creamy kid at all! ”

Mo Shuang saw that the eyes of me and Shi Xing were getting more and more wrong, so he opened his mouth and said to the little girl at the table: "Otherwise, I will invite you to supper another day, I have important things to talk about with my two friends today, okay?" ”

I thought that these little girls should leave, but who knew that a little girl sitting next to Mo Shuang turned her head to look at me: "Hey, it turns out that there are still two people sitting here!" I'm sorry, I always thought they were waiters. ”

your second uncle's waiter! Have you ever seen a waiter sit with a guest for a late-night snack? I'm really grassy Cao Cao!

Mo Shuang saw that Shi Xing and I were about to explode, and hurriedly introduced us to a few girls: "These two are my good friends, this hairless one is called Shi Xing, and the person with a necklace is called Yuanhua, we really have something urgent to discuss, please." Saying that, Mo Shuang actually put on a very innocent look and arched his hand at these little girls!

"Ahh It's so cute! It's so cute! Handsome, we'll see you tomorrow night! Mo Shuang's action attracted the exclamations of several little girls.

I couldn't help it anymore, I glared at Mo Shuang with wide eyes, and when Mo Shuang sent these women away, I could still vaguely hear their conversation: "Why do you say such a handsome guy has to walk with a crazy boy and a non-mainstream?" ”

"It's just that you didn't see the flower's name, his eyes are still red! Who wears red contacts this year! It's simply a rural non-mainstream! ”

"I warn you! Next time you come out to eat with us, you'd better put some makeup on your face! Otherwise, we will refuse to be at the same table with you! I gritted my teeth and shouted at Mo Shuang, what is red contact lenses? Dude, this is pure natural and pollution-free!

Mo Shuang smiled at us, and hurriedly poured us wine: "I'm sorry, I'll pay attention next time, I must pay attention." ”

As soon as the words fell, the proprietress of the supper stall came over: "A few little brothers' meat skewers, yo, a few little brothers are very handsome, come on, come on, I'll give you a few more bottles of beer!" ”

When Shi Xing and I heard this, we were almost moved to tears! It seems that this proprietress is not blind! This lady is the only one who compliments me and President Shi on their handsomeness tonight!

The two of us hurriedly stood up, ready to thank the proprietress, but who knew that this woman suddenly smiled at Mo Shuang very charmingly: "Little brother, leave me a phone number." ”

It's unreasonable! Where is this proprietress praising me and Shi Xing, this is clearly a fancy to Mo Shuang! It's unreasonable! This little white face is up to forty, down to eighteen, all killed!

On that day, Shi Xing and I once again remembered the fear of being ruled by the little white face.

asked for Mo Shuang's phone number, the proprietress charmingly threw a sentence at Mo Shuang: "For the sake of the little brother's face, the consumption of your table is discounted by 5%!" ”

I clenched my fists desperately and shouted frantically in my heart: "I am desperate for this face-watching society!" I hate little white faces! ”