The Tricky Wife (1)
At this point in the story, you probably already know me very well, I'm very simple, I'm actually a talker, but I don't want to pay attention to anyone, I don't want to be alone, but I don't want to be overly disturbed.
And the second uncle, just the opposite of me, is not only a talker but also loves to flirt with others, and often is unwilling to be lonely, and always likes others to pass it on to him. So the two of us are very incompatible with each other, quarreling and bickering are common, in the words of the old way, it is inconsistent with numerology.
However, I don't think so, I don't think it has much to do with the eight characters, and what numerology contradicts is even more non-existent. After all, the second uncle is sick! Gotta be cured!
He is generally disdainful of my judgment, and what is even more unbearable is that he still has a red face and red ears, and scolds me lightly: "Big nephew, I don't blame you for our relationship is so stiff, second uncle, because you are still young." When you are past the age of 30 and fate begins to trade setbacks for your maturity, then you will be the real you! When you know that life is not easy, you will no longer talk about life, but live every day steadily, and treat the most important person in life with a gentle heart. At that time, you will naturally understand the goodness of the second uncle and cherish the second uncle! ”
Phew! I almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of old blood, at this time he is the only one who can talk serious nonsense, the second uncle, this old calf is almost 50 years old, except for the big health care when he looks peaceful and strong in the heart, when did he reach this realm, in fact, I can understand it if I think about it, after all, the kidney deficiency is terrible, and I dare to go to the big health care that proves that the heart is not ordinary brave and strong.
The words are not speculative for more than half a sentence, and sometimes I feel panicked when I look at him more. In order to allow myself to live a few more seconds, I decided to avoid the Buddha for a while and go out for a walk.
"Second uncle, I'm a little bored today and want to go out to buy something, you can be hi, I won't bother you!"
The egg is not finished yet, the second uncle is obviously still a little unsatisfied, he was even more disappointed when he heard that I was leaving, shook his head and said: "Alas, young people nowadays are used to living a good life, I think when I was poor, I could hear the echo when I shouted at my wallet, how can you spend money so recklessly, rich is capricious." ”
Damn it! It's really mentally retarded! This can all be pulled to that, I'm really convinced, I think I have to leave quickly, or he will be completely out of the food if he is infected with brain damage.
Last time, I heard my cousin say that there is a new Hongji Plaza near Zhuyu Square, which provides one-stop service for eating, drinking and playing, and is known as the most intimate one-stop service center in our city.
I am ashamed to say that as a promising young man in the new century, I have heard a lot of this one-stop slogan, but I still do not understand what one-stop means. Don't laugh at me for being unheard, I guess you don't know much about it.
Recently, I have been a little busy, running back and forth with my second uncle, and I don't have any decent clothes on my body, and people I know say that I look like a migrant worker, and my appearance is very shabby. I just made some money a few days ago, so it's time to treat myself.
The first time I came to Hongji, I felt like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, a little dazzled, the pomp and decoration inside did not say, it was really luxurious, the absolute high-end atmosphere was on the grade, and the goods were dazzling and everything. However, after entering the mall, I found that the clothes in the mall were expensive, far from what a working-class person like me could afford, and the slightest bit of clothing was worth thousands.
I know the times and retreated, I know very well that we are not here to spend our lives, so don't slap your swollen face to become fat, after all, the money I earn is hard-won, all in exchange for life,
Since the ancients couldn't afford to buy a good skin, they would open meat for themselves and eat a good meal.
I found a nearby restaurant to sit down, but things were not so simple, I was dumbfounded when I saw the menu, and the dishes in it didn't seem to be what people like me who were used to eating spicy food stalls could consume.
You're a bitch! This is to have a heart that you can't get along with me! I don't want to lose face? I was so ruthless in my heart that I knew I couldn't do it, so I ordered two dishes.
I have to say that the service in this place is very good, and the food thief is fast, just as I was preparing a large piece of Duoshuo Hu to eat and drink, at this time suddenly a beggar came, and kept reaching out to me for money.
I saw that he was indeed quite vicissitudes, his face was wrinkled, his whole body was dirty, and he was dressed thin on a cold day, he should be a poor man, but I didn't plan to give him money immediately, anyway, he was bored now, so I teased him: "Big brother, let's be honest, in fact, I'm also a beggar, I just finished work, changed my clothes and went out to eat." ”
"Ah???h The beggar brother was a little surprised, and his expression was a little disappointed.
He took a closer look at the food I ordered, and said to me in a very contemptuous tone, "Little brother, it seems that your business is not good today!" ”
Fuck me! My three views were destroyed in an instant, and it was not enough to describe my current state with a stunned chicken, and at the same time, my admiration for this beggar brother came spontaneously. When did the beggar industry become so prosperous? I hesitated for a long time to order these two dishes, and now it hurts to think about it, this big brother actually looked very disdainful, and said that my business is not good, which shows that the income level is very high.
"Senior, please take a seat!" I immediately got up and said to him very respectfully.
The eldest beggar waved his hand at me and excused himself: "Little brother, you are so polite, you are busy today, the task given by my mother-in-law has not been completed!" I have three suites in the city waiting for me to pay the monthly payment, and I am under a lot of pressure! Let's talk another day. ”
What? What did he say? Three suites? He says he has three suites! I shouldn't have met Hong Qigong, the leader of the beggar gang, right?
I instantly had an urge to kneel down to him and beg him to take me as an apprentice, this industry is too tempting, no cost, no risk and zero investment, free and controllable working hours, it is comparable to a civil servant, and following him is much more promising than following his second uncle.
"It's really thirty-six lines, and it's a hero! Big brother, you are really angry, and the trench is inhumane! Big brother, please bow down to my little brother! At this time, I can hardly express my admiration in words, I just want to kneel down and give him a few heads, is this the legendary admiration of the five-body throw?
The beggar brother was taken aback by my actions, and hurriedly walked away, scolding in his mouth: "Damn! When you encounter a peer who is mentally retarded, it is no wonder that the performance is so poor that you can't make money, and you wear so shabby. ”