But the strange thing is that after the three loud slaps, Brother Qiu didn't seem to react, not even a "hum", he still looked like he was demented, looking at us with dull eyes.

This somewhat puzzled the second uncle, he ran forward to check it carefully, then shook his head and said: "It seems that it is still light, butcher brother, you start again, and you will be drawn to death, you're welcome." ”

Zheng Tu was a little embarrassed by these words, and he said very reluctantly: "Isn't this okay? Brother Qiu and I usually have a good neighborly relationship, there is no grudge in the past, and there is no hatred in the near future, is it too much to be so ruthless? ”

"Where the words! Brother butcher, you're not beating him, you're saving him! You know? You don't need to use some force, the slightest thought in his mind can't be loosened at all, and if he can't let it go, he wants to fan it out, and if he can't fan out, your old neighbor is still crazy like now, maybe he will start crazy in the future, lift your meat stall, and harass your mother-in-law. The second uncle tried his best to guide, and people were stunned when they heard it.

The words have been said to this, and if he twists and pinched again, he will insult the prestige of the old Zheng butcher, he nodded resolutely in his heart, and then raised his palm and greeted Brother Qiu's face with all his strength.

"Smack! Syllable! Two more crisp slaps sounded, which made others feel pain when they listened to it.

"Uh-huh!" Brother Qiu let out a dull sound, and a stream of blood flowed out after the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, but the difference from before was that there was more charm in his eyes when he looked at people, and his spirit was not as trance as before.

"It shouldn't be a big problem this time!" The second uncle opened Brother Qiu's eyelids and looked at it and said, the posture was like a doctor in the rivers and lakes.

Sure enough, after only half a bag of cigarettes, Brother Qiu's mood gradually improved, and it didn't take long for him to open his mouth to speak, but the words he said were very harsh.

"Jieting, who are these two? Why did you recruit someone with such a lewd appearance to our house? Brother Qiu said weakly to Sister Wu.

Fuck me! My second uncle and I blurted out almost at the same time! Lao Tie, what you said is really heart-wrenching! It's tantamount to giving my nephew and uncle a slap in the face, although we are not outstanding in appearance, but we don't think it's obscene! His cold coming was really hurtful, and I suddenly felt that he was much cuter than he was now.

"Dude, it's too much! Your words are a bit hurtful, how can you say that we are also your saviors, you shouldn't do this to us. I could hear a lot of anger in the second uncle's words.

However, Brother Qiu can say such a thing, which means that he should not be a big deal, and we are too lazy to care, as long as he recovers, everything is easy to say, after all, the customer is God, and we still have to settle accounts with God now, there is no need to worry about these things that have no oil and salt.

Seeing that her husband regained consciousness, Sister Wu naturally thanked us a thousand times, saying that the second uncle was a living Bodhisattva, and it was precisely because of his existence that the pillar of the Qiu family did not collapse, and also said that she would marry Jin Lan with the second uncle to become a brother and sister.

This can make the second uncle, who has always been unserious, startled, saying that he is a living bodhisattva, it is okay to say, he is thick-skinned anyway, and he can barely agree, but to marry Jin Lan is simply playing with fire, if the tigress at home knows, the inner and outer three layers will be stripped away.

The second uncle naturally found a blunt excuse to shirk it, and after getting the remuneration we had negotiated in advance, he quickly slipped away.

On the way back, the second uncle was smoking cigarettes one after another in the passenger cab, looking not very interested, which made me a little puzzled, could it be that the red banknote given by Sister Wu just now pierced his hand?

In order to liven up the atmosphere, I jokingly said, "Second uncle, what's wrong with you?" Why is his face full of sadness, did he regret not marrying Jin Lan with Sister Wu? Piercing in retrospect? ”

"Go! Go! Go! What nonsense! I'm wondering, have our nephews done too many things to disrupt the balance of yin and yang for money? Will there be retribution one day? The second uncle replied with a serious face.

I was shocked when I heard my second uncle's words, aren't we doing some good deeds to help others? It should be the accumulation of yin virtue, should serving the people be retributed? How can the spirit of Lei Feng continue!

The second uncle explained that in fact, things are not that simple, the yin and yang cycle is inherently life and death, for example, most of the ghosts were tortured to death when they were alive, so their families were ashamed of this, and naturally no one collected the corpses, and they became the so-called lonely ghosts and wild ghosts in everyone's mouth. If the lonely soul and wild ghost want to be reincarnated as a human, they must absorb enough essence and yang from the yang people, and absorbing the essence and yang is a gradual process that cannot be forced, so most of them are transformed into bewitching women to bewitch men.

"Alas, what we have done is a good thing for the Yang people, but it is a disaster for the resentful ghosts who are in a hurry to be reincarnated. O iniquity! Anyway, it can't please horizontally or vertically! It's better to charge more money at that time, so that you can feel at ease. The second uncle touched his hair, and his words were full of regret.

Fuck me! No discipline! Speaking of which, the second uncle was originally struggling with money, and I really thought he was afraid of retribution, so he frowned.

But I still don't understand, it stands to reason that this mass grave has a history of hundreds of years, and the female ghost who was executed was a historical figure hundreds of years ago, and it took so long for them to absorb the essence of the yang people? The efficiency is also low, and we deserve to be destroyed!

"Boy, you should have heard the old saying that ten years of cultivation can be spent on the same boat and a hundred years of cultivation can sleep together, and the reincarnation of wild ghosts also depends on opportunities! This female ghost waited for hundreds of years to wait for her destined brother Qiu, who was intervened by us and stirred up the yellow, do you say we are creating evil? But then again, Brother Qiu's realistic shit luck, why can't I encounter such a good thing! The second uncle said regretfully.

The second uncle's words always caught people off guard and ruined the three views, it turned out that he was really envious of Brother Qiu's peach blossom luck, and he was full of yearning for people and ghosts.

"That's right, second uncle! At that time, Brother Qiu and the ghost were about to have a love affair, why did you suddenly break in? Wouldn't it be more effective for us to take advantage of her carelessness? Why take the risk of being tough with her. "I spoke out about the question that had been bothering me for a long time.

The second uncle looked at me in confusion and patiently explained to me: "You must know that at that time, the Yan Ghost was hit by the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Talisman, and her soul power was greatly injured and she urgently needed to replenish a large amount of Jingyang, if she was allowed to suck blood Zhu Yu, it would be really troublesome." ”

"How much trouble can it be? It's not a matter of a day or two for a ghost to suck sperm and yang. "I still don't understand how wrong our strategy of waiting for work can be?

"Big trouble! To be precise, Brother Qiu was a pair of medicine for female ghosts at that time, what was the medicine stewed to the end? Of course, it's dregs! There is not much essence yang left in Brother Qiu's body, and once the female ghost sucks a large amount, he will definitely die! The second uncle replied without thinking.

So that's the case, no wonder the second uncle, who has always been a ghost, would come forward according to his impatience at that time, because he was afraid that his financier would hang up.

"Humph! Brat! The knowledge in the work is great, and you will learn it in the future! The second uncle took a deep breath of cigarette and said proudly.