The days of squandering money are always chic, and since I followed my second uncle, my Wei Xiaoqi's life has become much richer, and I have a relaxed and comfortable life, and there is a great tendency to march towards the broad road of socialism.

Don't say that I'm inflated, I don't show off my money, like brocade clothes at night, only by showing off can I let others know that I'm rich. In order to win the respect I deserve, I gritted my teeth and bought a few famous brands to dress myself up like a dog, and then posted all kinds of circle of friends, all kinds of fancy ways to show off my wealth, the reason why I did this is to let my classmates who looked down on me before know that your various despised and bad ghost feet are now developed!

But unfortunately bad luck doesn't seem to be planning to let me go, what happened this morning made my life fall from the peak to the bottom in an instant, and recently in the off-season, I have nothing to do to run Didi to make some extra money. When I was driving, I happened to find that the goddess was walking in front of me, and her body was hot and more graceful, so I quietly followed, took out my mobile phone and sent her a message very gentlemanly: "What are you doing, beauty, come out for dinner?" Please have a big meal. Sure enough, she took out her mobile phone and pressed it for a while, and after a while, my phone rang, and the text message read: "I'm at home, my mother won't let me come out." ”

My heart was like a frost in June, instantly cool and cool, and I was deflated again, which made me feel painful, and my original bursting self-confidence was instantly deflated. I finally understand that Dick Si is Dick Si after all, even if one day the villain gets his will, your goddess will not look at you squarely.

I posted my misfortune and loss to the WeChat circle of friends, trying to comfort my fragile soul with someone who could sympathize with the suffering of the people, but even more unfortunately, the people who did not reply to me for thousands of years in the past came out to leave me a message and praise, and laughed at me mercilessly with extremely sarcastic language.

I returned to my second uncle's house in frustration, hoping that he could pour me some chicken soup to comfort my wounded heart, but I didn't expect that his condition would not make me much better, I only heard him and my aunt throwing things in the room, and then scolded in time, and listened to the scolding quite vigorously.

I first heard the voice of my second uncle, and he said to my aunt in a hurry: "I can't argue with you, you have a mouth above and a mouth below." My aunt is not a vegetarian either, so she replied: "How can I quarrel with you, you have a mouth above, a microphone below, and two small stereos, how awesome!" ”

The second uncle was speechless for a moment, as uncomfortable as eating stool.

Holy! It's really hooligans who are not scary, but they are afraid of hooligans swearing! This classic scolding is simply impeccable, it makes people feel angry, and the quarrel between husband and wife is so beautiful and refined!

As a nephew, of course, I can't watch my second uncle suffer, and I am afraid that he will vomit blood and die if I continue to scold him like this. I hurriedly knocked on the door of my second uncle's room and said that the old Taoist priest had called him to go to tea.

The second uncle, who didn't know the truth, looked at me at a loss, and asked me with a confused expression: "Why did the master call you when he asked me for tea?" It's not scientific! ”

I collapsed instantly, it seems that the second uncle is not abused enough, and I gave him the method of recruiting the golden cicada to get out of the shell, and he was still full of suspicion. I said angrily: "Your mobile phone can't get through, it may be interfered by the magnetic field of your microphone and small speaker, and there is no signal, so I called here." ”

As soon as the second uncle heard my words, he instantly understood that I was relieving him, so he walked out with a red face, looking at his aggrieved expression, I wondered how strong a woman is, and it is a miracle that the second uncle, who has been dealing with cows, ghosts, snakes and gods for most of his life, can be obedient.

It is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs, and the quarrel between husband and wife is sweeter, and I don't want to get too involved in their family's troubles, so I went back to my room after showing a standard junior smile to my aunt.

I haven't watched a film of Mr. Cang last night, so I'm busy with some of the five girls.

But when I was in a one-person battlefield and the fifth girl saw the move, the second uncle broke in very inappropriately, and I finally couldn't stand the sudden fright, and suddenly fell into a thousand miles.

"Yo, big nephew! I'm in a good mood, I'm watching a love action movie! Your hands aren't idle yet. The second uncle smiled wickedly.

My little face was suffocated, and although my privacy was exposed, I didn't feel embarrassed, after all, I was still in the middle of a lewd development, and it was understandable to keep myself busy.

"Why don't you knock on the door before you come in? Very rude, you know? I said unhappily as I put on my pants.

The second uncle snorted coldly, not apologetic for his behavior at all, he looked at me with disdain and said, "If I tell you that we have a big order coming, will you still think that my behavior is impolite?" ”

As soon as I heard this, my face quickly turned sideways, and I said with a flattering face: "Second uncle, where is it, there must be no problem, your behavior is bright and convincing." ”

I am not ashamed of my principled compromise, because I know that I am not treated by the goddess or that I am not strong enough, and that a man's strength is equal to the yuan in his pocket, and if you want to be stronger, the thicker your banknote must be.

The corners of my second uncle's mouth turned into a prodigal smile, and he stroked my head in a way unique to elders, thinking that I was a teachable child, and then told me to pack my things and rush to my destination.

This time it was a sad story, and I still feel a little unbearable to think about it, so let me tell you the truth.

The incident happened in a small mountain village called Yangmeikeng, where people have been farming for generations and traffic jams, and the rural economic construction is still stuck in the 80s of the last century, and it is a poor village with civilization near and far.

A few months ago, an exciting event happened in the village, and a geological survey team came to this poor ravine where birds usually don't poop. It turned out that according to the research of geological experts in the province, there may be abundant plutonium ore in their back mountain, so the exploration team drilled in their back mountain and took some soil samples back for study.

Plutonium, a radioactive element, is an important raw material for the atomic energy industry and is much more valuable than gold. This news made the whole bayberry pit boiling and crazy, they thought that they could completely take off the hat of the poor village with the plutonium mine, everyone made a fortune, but they never thought that after the geological team left, strange things would happen in this small village. I don't know why the weather suddenly became very hot and dry, the original rainy season did not rain for a long time, and then several wells in the village could not get water, and the livestock in the village had to drink water from the small river a few miles away.

At first, everyone didn't care, just thought that the reason for the poor weather at this time was like this, as long as the sky is not beautiful, you don't want to be smooth.

But then the situation became more and more serious, and it can even be said that it is very evil. It rained in a few nearby villages, but the bayberry pit was the only one with a clear sky. Slowly, all the ancient wells in the village dried up, and even the small river a few miles away was decreasing little by little, and even had a tendency to stop flowing.

At this time, the elders of the village spoke, saying that the drilling team had disturbed the sleeping mountain god and destroyed the feng shui in the village, so the mountain god was angry and sent a disaster, and they asked the younger generations in the village to quickly find a mage to open the altar and pray for blessings, calm the anger of the mountain god and ask for his forgiveness.

The more you get to the back, the more outrageous it becomes, the poultry in the village often disappears, and even the big livestock such as cattle and sheep are attacked and killed innocently, and the wounds look like they are caused by large beasts, but in recent years, even a hare has been difficult to find on this side of Yangmeikeng, let alone a large aggressive beast. In this case, the group of old men was even more panicked, saying that the mountain god knew the villagers' disrespect for him, so he sent his mount down the mountain to bring disaster to the world.

Although the village chief didn't believe the old man's nonsense, he also panicked when he saw the situation in front of him, if this situation was allowed to develop, not to mention the crops planted by the farmers, even the livestock and people in the village would die of thirst, let alone irrigate the crops.

So the village chief naturally found us, who called us famous, and Lao Liang was famous for ten miles and eight towns.

But we arrived at the scene after the end was a little disappointed, the second uncle took the compass and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find out where this borehole destroyed the feng shui of this village, and from the trend of the entire dragon vein of the bayberry pit, the feng shui of this village is not on this back mountain, and it is impossible to say that it is impossible to say that it is impossible to destroy feng shui.