What is even more frustrating is that the old people in the village actually doubted our professionalism, saying that we were not good enough, and they were stunned to conclude that there was a problem with feng shui.

My second uncle and I didn't pay much attention to these statements, we never said that we were warlocks, not to mention that my second uncle has always regarded himself as a servant, we just felt bored to run all the way over, and the few dollars we didn't make were very demoralizing.

But just when we were about to go back, we met an old lady at the entrance of the village, and she hurried to the village with a few chickens in her hand, which was a very rare and ordinary thing, but aroused the suspicion of the second uncle.

"Nephew, do you feel that the old lady just now is a little suspicious?" The second uncle asked me as he walked away.

Suspicious? Isn't it just a few chickens in your hand, what's suspicious? The second uncle, because he didn't make any money today, is too sensitive.

"Second uncle, are you saying that she stole those chickens just now? But it's not up to us, we don't seem to have that right. "I think the second uncle is very boring, so he said jokingly.

"I think there's something wrong with you!" The second uncle pointed to his head angrily and said.

"Don't you feel the smell of death in her!" The second uncle leaned into my ear and whispered.

Not to mention, after being reminded by my second uncle, I calmed down and sniffed, and I felt that something was really going on.

"Really! Second uncle, why is your nose so smart, you have caught up with military dogs, you are really the wrong child, if you do the military dog industry, you will definitely get the national first-class meritorious medal. I gave my second uncle a thumbs up.

"Toot!" I was hit on the head by my second uncle with a fierce shudder, and I was hit with gold stars in my eyes, is he sick? At such an age, I can't even afford to make a joke.

But at this moment, I suddenly noticed that an abnormality was unusual, a living person was contaminated with such a strong smell of death, then this person must have stayed with the corpse for a long time, so there was only one answer: that is, someone in this old lady's family had died. But it's strange here, it stands to reason that our side of the red and white ceremonial event is quite grand, if this old woman's family really passed away, the funeral band would have resounded in half of the side. But the reality is that not to mention the mourning band, there is not even a white flag in the village, which is indeed extremely unusual.

"Big nephew, you go and spy on the military situation and see if you can ask why." My second uncle winked at me.

It was indeed a good idea, and I said that I would just pick up a brick from the ground and follow the old lady.

"Beauty, wait a minute, did you drop this brick?" I don't know why I'm so brain-dead to ask such a stupid question. But I know that women like to be young, and the follow-up process of calling her beautiful should be a little easier.

But what I saw was that she turned her head and looked at me with a surprised face, like looking at a mentally handicapped teenager.

"Damn, retarded!" I heard my second uncle cursing viciously.

I also immediately realized that I had made a mistake in my words, and quickly changed my words and said, "Auntie, may I ask how to go to kill the tiger's mouth!"

The old lady still ignored me, but left in a panic with a chicken, I wanted to talk a few more words, but what I didn't expect was that this old woman was very resistant to me, and even said that she was a little afraid.

It's not scientific, I'm a little aggrieved, and I even have doubts about my own life.

"I'm so ugly! I think I look okay, especially with my harmless smile, how can even an old lady dislike me! I asked my second uncle with a dejected expression.

"I'd rather be ugly than handsome. It's okay with the eldest nephew, the second uncle can only tell you that you are still quite distinctive in some aspects! "Second Uncle's Divine Replenishment Knife almost made me vomit blood.

However, the old lady's performance just now aroused a lot of suspicions from the second uncle, because her behavior was too unusual, and she was not mourned, but it was the bridge of Zhuge who had an explosive IQ in the Three Kingdoms, so why did she do this as an ordinary village woman?

"I must get to the bottom of her and draw a salary from the bottom of the kettle." The second uncle swore and said.

I couldn't believe my ears, and I couldn't believe that my second uncle's taste was so vulgar that it was mad to do it to an old woman who was nearly seventy years old.

"In ancient times, there were three major deficiencies in virtue, digging up the graves of desperate households, knocking on the door of widows, and bullying honest people! Nine times out of ten, the old lady of the second uncle is widowed, and it will be too unconscionable for you to do this. I looked at him with disdain and said.

Immediately afterwards, I was beaten on the head by my second uncle, and this insult and defilement of his personality simply drove him crazy, and I was beaten by him so much that I didn't want to.

My second uncle and I went to a nearby farmer to get a general understanding of the basic situation of the old lady, but after listening to his deeds, my second uncle and I were embarrassed.

That old lady's surname is Tang and her name is Biyu, and she is a complete hard-working person. At first, she had a happy family of three, but God liked to joke with people, and when she was thirty-two years old, her husband died in an accident, leaving her and her nine-year-old son to depend on her. When she was eleven years old, her son was not treated in time for a high fever, and his condition deteriorated seriously and turned into acute meningitis. As you can imagine, it is quite difficult to pull one by a woman. At that time, her mother's family persuaded her to remarry with her child, so that the burden of life on her shoulders could be lighter, but she refused her family's suggestion in order not to let his child be wronged. In this way, their mother and son have lived together for decades until now.

My second uncle and I were in awe when we heard it, which is a good confirmation that a woman with a strong character will not be pitied, but respected, and my eyes are red when I hear it, and I can't wait to cry bitterly to express my respect for Mrs. Donald.

"Has her son passed away in the past few days?" The second uncle suddenly asked.

The farmer's face was full of astonishment when he heard this, and then he said to the second uncle angrily: "What nonsense! Have you ever seen someone in someone's family who passed away so quietly, and who was so stupid! ”

The second uncle was full of shame after hearing this, and he also felt that he had just asked recklessly.

"! Retarded! What a good thing to be in the brain! I gloated and said that I had finally avenged my revenge.

The second uncle glared at me and then left with me stupidly, but as soon as we walked on the front foot, we heard the farmer say on the back foot: "Don't say I haven't paid attention, I haven't seen Dasha for many months, I used to be blind at the head of the village and the end of the village, is it sick?" ”

This sentence aroused the alarm of the second uncle, and he suddenly looked at me in horror and said, "It's not good, something big may happen in this village!" ”

I didn't understand what my second uncle meant, his sudden "bad" made me scratch my head, and I was about to ask him but pulled me to the village chief's house.

When we came to my second uncle's house, my second uncle told him straight to the point that there was a big disaster in the village, and that we should take strict precautions. But the village chief asked him what was going on, and the second uncle replied ambiguously. This made the village chief suspicious of him, thinking that the second uncle was a complete charlatan, and he must have thought that the money given was not enough, and he wanted to spread rumors and make a fortune.

"Fuck off! Lao Tzu is a dignified seven-foot man, the head of a village, who only believes in science and does not believe in ghosts and gods, if it weren't for the strong demand of those old antiques in the village, a warlock like you would have killed you in my village! "The village chief blasted us out for no reason.

"But ,,, alas,,,," The second uncle wanted to speak, but he didn't dare to say too thoroughly. I shook my head helplessly, sighed deeply and took me away.

On the way back, I drove very slowly, and saw that the second uncle sitting in the passenger cab still looked melancholy, completely like the usual two people, so I couldn't help asking: "Second uncle, what are you talking about just now?" It's not like your style! ”