There are two kinds of people in the world, one is to work for the living, the other is to work for the dead, and I belong to the third person.

It is a special profession for the government to inspect the dead body of the murder in the old days, and to build a third-party platform for the living and dead, but with the change of dynasties and the rapid development of investigation technology in the new era, it has gradually been eliminated from people's sight.

"Alas, it's a pity, what's wrong with doing something at a young age, you have to do such a bad thing, it's okay now! The little life is gone! ”

"Not really! Young people now! I really don't control my debauchery, and I'm getting more and more depraved ... ”

I lay quietly on the hospital bed amid the regret of everyone, my body was already cold and stiff, and there was no vital sign. My parents sat on the sidelines, ashamed and weeping.

So let's talk about me in detail first, my real name is Wei Xiaoqi, because of Huang Feihong's movie, I got a very indecent title of Jianghu - Ghost Foot Seven, of course, this is not the point.

In the eyes of my family, people like me have no future, playful, degenerate, and unmotivated, and there will always be an unattainable reference - other people's children are out-and-out garbage in the eyes of their classmates, synonymous with scum, obscenity, and rotten people. So there is no right or wrong in my gray world since I was a child, and when I do it right, no one will remember; When I do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

Therefore, since I was a child, I did not deserve the right to enjoy higher education. Of course, I don't have the strength to be exact, and in a sudden and unexpected college entrance examination, I got an earth-shattering score, yes, no more, no less, just 250 points, so I naturally don't see any hope of going on to higher education.

I remember when I was a child, I was still entangled with whether I would study at Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grew up, and now I realize that I really think too much.

Out of the struggle and unyielding fate, coupled with my strong body, I resolutely stole ten yuan from my father's private money to buy a pair of rubber gloves, and joined the city's large resource building allocator - moving bricks, a legendary industry that can make a fortune.

After entering the pit, I realized that the work of moving bricks was very tiring, especially in the hot days of the scorching sun. After working hard for a while, I found that the salary was far from as good as the legend, let alone relying on it to embark on the broad road to making a fortune.

However, there is a rather interesting and exciting day in this industry, which is the payday of each month, which we in the industry jokingly call this day payday. It was a very meaningful and corrupt day, and migrant workers of all ages would go to a mysterious place one day to release the excess hormones in their bodies to reward themselves for the tireless work they had been working for a month.

Coincidentally, the payday of the first month of moving bricks was the Double Ninth Festival in the ninth month of the lunar calendar, which was also my eighteenth birthday, and I personally felt that it was a memorable day. Not surprisingly, I felt that I should prepare a unique coming-of-age ceremony for myself, so I joined their army with my first pot of gold and started the first unusual road in my life.

In order to save a few broken money, I ordered an eldest sister who was much older than me to officially enter my great cause of expanding my territory. But I never expected that this time it would kill me completely!

Although my unique taste made the other party a little surprised and even puzzled, but both sides still tacitly abandoned the routine and went straight to the topic, but misfortune seems to follow me forever, maybe I should have a cursed life! The show had just begun, and I happened to step on the damn broken socket at the head of the bed, and the socket was leaking! The electricity then came down my heels, and after a sudden spasm and convulsions, I immediately felt my body being hollowed out and soon unconscious.

Then came my foaming mouth and my eldest sister's frightened cries for help, and I could clearly feel my soul rising high and then endlessly to the ceiling, and I looked down to see that my skin had been scorched.

Before leaving, the foreman also taught me to go through the procedure, and after the incident, I must light a cigarette lightly and then turn on the saint mode, persuading the woman who has lost her footing to be good, it seems that this process is going to be in the soup.

Maybe this is also a kind of relief in my life, my life is a sin, people like me should die immediately, I breathe a sigh of relief and feel that my life finally has a belonging.

But unfortunately, God did not fulfill people's wishes that I did not die, Di Du, Di Du's ambulance sent me to the hospital, and when the doctor was about to give up on me, my second uncle rushed out and pulled me back from the line of life and death in various damn magic sticks.

So here I will focus on my second uncle, my grandfather's family has served in the imperial court for generations, according to the second uncle, the official position is terrifying, but I later investigated deeply, it turned out to be a job title.

Of course, there is a legend in it, it is said that my grandfather's ancestors are the most famous in the history of the entire Celestial Dynasty Song Ci - the right hand of the Southern Song Dynasty, they have relied on this excellent craft by the imperial court for generations, even if the dynasty changes, but their service remains unchanged, and it has continued until the Qing Dynasty, but unfortunately after the death of the Qing Dynasty, with the rise of modern science and the emergence of forensic medicine, this profession has completed its last glory, and my grandfather's generation has been so honorably laid off.

Later, the position of servant was completely erased from the thirty-six lines. My grandfather also put away the classics that had been passed down from generation to generation in the family, picked up the hoe and completely became a peasant.

My grandfather had three sons and two daughters, and they were in the midst of a disaster when they were young, and their lives were extremely hard, but no matter how difficult they were, my grandfather always adhered to the family ancestral teachings and attached great importance to children's education. Of course, there is no shortage of wonders, that is, my second uncle, in the eyes of my grandfather, he is an extremely unprofessional person, who spends his days tinkering with the classics left by his ancestors, claiming to want the Zhongxing family to complete the great revival of the family. But in fact, I just want to do some tricks at school, so that it is easy to pick up girls. For this, the second uncle was not less whipped by his grandfather, but he still continued his great and unrealistic dream. Later, my grandfather really couldn't help it, so he let this matter go.

However, the dreams of youth are often imperfect, and this is the era of the first ideological innovation of the people's wisdom. In order to prevent the family from being affected, my grandfather responded to the call and burned all the ancient books and related objects in the family.

This made the second uncle, who had always been idle, panicked, and he worked hard to rescue a few classics in the fire and hide them in his arms. It was because of this great deed that he started a bragging career for most of his life.

After this turmoil, there are very few surviving classics in the land of China, which further boosted the vanity of the second uncle, and he began to claim to be the only heir to the cultural treasures of China's 5,000-year-old ancient country, the last days of the land of China, but these are all later words.

Since then, the second uncle's indulgence has become more and more out of control, and he has done everything in his drawing style. Of course, in order to build his own loftiness, he has always claimed that he is a descendant, but at home he likes to make some gods and ghosts.

The second uncle thinks that he has made great achievements in the eyes of his grandfather, but it is very eye-catching, and his grandfather's family has been a scholarly family for generations, and after repeatedly persuading the second uncle to change, he was finally kicked out of the house.

This undoubtedly boosted the second uncle's fantasy arrogance of wanting to do something, so he began to wander outside in a muddle, relying on his own ability to marry a wife and have children and start a family.

Closer to home, my soul wandered around the hospital with my own shell, and I was a little glad to be in the midst of the doctor's sigh and the cry of my parents, and I bowed deeply to him to thank him for his incurable kindness, thinking that I was finally going to leave this fucking world full of malice towards me.