But my idle second uncle appeared in this hospital very untimely, he lit a piece of talisman paper and recited an inexplicable mantra, and then grabbed my soul tightly and stuffed it into my body, and in this way I miraculously came back to life.

This group of wind-pulling movements stunned the people present, and even the doctor in the white coat shouted that this was a miracle in the history of human medicine.

In the gratitude of my parents, the second uncle said very stylishly: "Third sister, they are all from their own family, why are you so polite?" ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to remember something again.

"By the way, third sister, if I'm not mistaken, today is our nephew's 18th birthday, right?" The second uncle asked thoughtfully.

"That's right, Xiao Qi was born on Chongyang Day, and today happens to be his eighteenth birthday, who knew that such a thing would happen, it's really embarrassing." Mother asked helplessly.

"It's wonderful, Chongyang is born, Chongyang is dead, reborn in the year, Chongyang is recreated, I can't imagine that my nephew is a once-in-a-lifetime Chongyang body." The second uncle jumped up from his seat excitedly.

The second uncle's surprise made my parents confused, and my mother was very puzzled and asked, "Second brother, what is the body of Chongyang?" I don't really understand what you're saying. ”

The second uncle realized that he had slipped out, so he immediately changed his words.

"That's the case, third sister, I see that you and Liangping are usually very busy, Xiao Qi's incident must have caught your life off guard, otherwise, Xiao Qi's later rehabilitation will be taken care of by me." The second uncle said very righteously.

The second uncle's words surprised my parents a little, is this still the second brother they usually know who has plucked their feathers?

"Second brother, you also know that Liangping and I have this ability, there is no extra money at home, and the money for Xiaoqi's hospitalization is all borrowed from scratch." The mother said tremblingly, she didn't know what bad water was going to grow in the second uncle's stomach.

"Third sister, how do you talk this, is the second brother such a person in your heart? It's all about their own family members talking about money and hurting their feelings. Alright, alright, you go back to your business, and leave it to me here. The second uncle said with an exaggerated face, and then tried his best to push my parents out.

Although I can't speak now, I can hear everything happening around me clearly, and I have a very ominous premonition in my heart.

Unexpectedly, in the days to come, my second uncle took care of me surprisingly carefully. I even wondered if this was still my second uncle who didn't listen to anything outside the window and only knew how to draw ghosts?

But the better my second uncle treated me, the more uneasy my heart became, and finally one day I couldn't hold it back, and asked him cautiously: "Second uncle, your meticulous care makes me very frightened, what are you planning again?" ”

"Little bunny, do you talk to your elders like that? Am I so obscene in your heart? "When the second uncle heard what I said, he was anxious.

But I let my second uncle's words go, I still know his temperament, and there is no good way to be so attentive.

"But nephew, I really have something to discuss with you." The second uncle said mysteriously.

Sure enough, I almost had to jump up from the hospital bed, and I didn't expect that my second uncle's obscene aura had not changed after so many years.

"What are you going to discuss with me? Second uncle, you also know, I'm a poor boy, but I don't have anything to worry about. I panicked.

"Who said I was going to worry about your things, you are too worried, I just want to take you on a road to make a fortune." The second uncle said lightly.

Is there such a good thing? The second uncle's words made me suspicious, this is not like his style.

Seeing my stunned look, the second uncle showed his trademark lewd smile, and then suddenly said with a sad face: "Xiao Qi, you also know that our ancestors have made infinite glory in the previous generation, but unfortunately it has declined in my generation, and I think in my heart that the craft left by my ancestors can't just be broken, so I think I have to find a successor for myself, and I think you are just right for my nephew, or follow me in the future." ”

I was immediately anxious when I heard this, I knew that his work was not a traditional work, it was mixed with a lot of his crooked theories of ghosts, ghosts, snakes and gods, and if I wanted to do this, this would not lead me to jump into the fire pit, and now it is all modern society, I believe in science and do not believe in ghosts and gods.

"Second uncle, isn't it already broken when it comes to my grandfather's generation? And there are thousands of people in the world, why did you choose me? Besides, don't you have two children, cousins, and cousins, and you're still worried that you don't have a successor? "I flatly reject this suggestion.

Seeing that I refused so resolutely, the second uncle sighed and said: "Alas, it's not that I don't want to, I'll be honest with you, your cousin and sister don't have your talent, you are a once-in-a-lifetime Chongyang body." ”

I looked at my second uncle with a confused look and asked, "What is the body of Chongyang?" You're an unusually obscure adjective. ”

"This has to start with your romantic affair, you were born on the Double Ninth Festival, and you were 18 years old that day, and that accident made you get the opportunity of Chongyang birth, Chongyang death, rebirth, and Chongyang recreation. In addition, the old prostitute has been up and down in this industry for decades, reading countless men of all ages, and his body is full of extreme yang energy, and that burst of electricity has transferred all those extreme yang qi to you, you are the person with the most yang energy in this world, and ordinary demons and monsters have to avoid you. The second uncle said sincerely.

My face was flushed when my second uncle's words were said, and I thought that the I had done was already a household name. But in retrospect, this is amazing, I didn't expect that an accident of "ancient road hot intestines" and "old yin catching chickens" made my life different.

"Even if what you say is true, so what? I'm still not interested in your legacy. I said disdainfully, he himself was despised by his family and came to harm me, which is a serious lack of morality.

"Then come to the real, not the imaginary. Are you not interested in money sense? I promise that as long as you follow me, I will pay you three times the salary for moving bricks. "The second uncle saw that I didn't eat hard and soft, so he directly resorted to a killer move.

The second uncle's big gesture scared me, and I was indeed a little moved, so I asked tentatively: "Is your crooked way of bull ghosts, snakes, and gods really so profitable?" ”

"What kind of cow, ghost, snake, god and evil way, how many times have I told you that it is a fake. If you don't make money, did you give me my little car and small bungalow? To do it or not to do it, you give a happy word. "The second uncle is a little impatient.

"! Why not! "I said categorically, I don't bother to care about discipline when it comes to money, I'm already rotten like this, so I just break the jar and break it.

After all, the fact that I almost lost my life spread at home, and now I can't save face when I go back, so it's better to follow my second uncle.