The second uncle was still silent, he silently took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, then lit a deep breath and spit out a melancholy smoke ring and said: "Nephew, how many times have I told you, you have to have a pair of perceptive eyes to do a job, don't you really notice the abnormality?" ”

Tricks? To be honest, I don't know until now whether the profession is a puppet or a magic stick, isn't it a cover that the second uncle has been using to improve his qualifications?

"Second uncle, don't sell the guanzi mysteriously, you will make people die in a hurry like this, do you know!" If I hadn't driven it, I'd have wanted to slap him.

The second uncle looked at me and shook his head in disappointment, and then said lightly: "There has been a catastrophe in Yangmei Pit recently!" ”

Isn't this nonsense? It's been raining in this village for so long, and people are dying of thirst, and if it dries up, won't there be a catastrophe that will befall me, and I can think of things with my ass, and I still need him to talk about them?

The second uncle looked at me with a confused look and continued to say to me: "In a huge area, the only rainfall around is the Yangmei pit and the sky is clear, which is quite a strange thing. And I found that the air in the bayberry pit was unusually humid, and it should be easy to rain, but there was a drought, and the doorway here was big. ”

I suddenly remembered that my second uncle was panicked when he heard about the situation of Mrs. Tang's family, but I thought about it carefully, and there was no inevitable connection at all, but I always felt that the disaster in my second uncle's mouth was related to Mrs. Tang's family, so I tentatively asked my second uncle: "You mean that this matter is related to Mrs. Tang." ”

"Hmm!" The second uncle nodded, and then said affirmatively: "Eight or nine is not far from ten." ”

I'm completely dizzy, what's the matter? Could it be that Mrs. Donald has the ability to call for wind and rain? She is so powerful, there is no need to stay widowed for decades!

The second uncle was confused when he saw me, so he had to explain to me slowly: "It is extremely unusual for a living person to smell such a big dead person, and it is not an ordinary dead smell, but a very heavy smell of corpses, if I didn't guess wrong, she has a zombie at home!" ”

The second uncle's words scared my hands and almost drove the car into the ditch, zombie? Fuck what impresses me the most is that in Lin Zhengying's ghost movie, those invulnerable people jumping around in Qing Dynasty official uniforms, and the more terrifying creatures are the masters who eat people and don't spit out bones, could it be that there is really such a thing in the world?

My second uncle knew that I had no concept of zombies, so he explained to me in detail that zombies and ghosts are two kinds of creatures, zombies are formed by the changes in people's physical bodies after losing their souls, and ghosts are just the opposite, they are a spiritual thing. The formation of zombies has very harsh conditions in the legend, according to ancient Chinese records, zombies must be in a specific place and at a specific time. At first, his Tibetan land had to be extremely unbalanced in soil acidity and alkali, which was not suitable for the growth of organic matter, so it would not breed ants, insects and bacteria, and even if the corpse was buried for more than a hundred years, the muscle hair would not decay, and it was said that the hair and nails of the corpse would continue to grow during this period. This type of corpse is called a shadow corpse, and it is a transitional form between a corpse and a zombie, and if left untreated, it will quickly turn into a zombie.

The second uncle said that there are many kinds of zombies, one is "white zombie", after the corpse is put into the corpse ground, after a month the whole body begins to grow fluffy white hair, this kind of zombie is slow, very easy to deal with, it is very afraid of the sun, but also afraid of fire, afraid of water, afraid of chickens, afraid of dogs, and more afraid of people;

The second is "black stiff", white stiff if full of cattle and sheep essence blood, a few years later the whole body takes off the white hair, replaced by a body of a few inches long black hair, at this time is still afraid of the sun and fire, the action is also slow, but the beginning is not afraid of chickens and dogs, generally speaking, the black zombie will avoid seeing people, and do not dare to fight directly with people, often in the sleep of people before sucking human blood.

The third is the "jumping corpse", the black zombie Nayin sucks blood for decades, the black hair is off, and the action begins to jump, the jump is faster and farther, afraid of the sun, not afraid of people and not afraid of any domestic animals.

The fourth type of "flying corpse" is evolved from jumping corpses to embrace the gloomy moonlight, flying corpses are often zombies that are more than a hundred years old or even hundreds of years old, with agile movements, jumping on houses and trees, jumping vertically like flying, sucking essence without leaving external injuries;

The fifth kind of zombie is almost a demon, named "Lu", is the evolution of the flying corpse, if the burial place of the deceased is in a very heavy and humid place, then this zombie is very easy to become a wolf, now the bayberry pit is in drought, it does not rain for a long time, it is very likely that the drought can suck the surrounding water source to nourish itself, so it will cause the surrounding drought, so from the current situation, it is likely that this phenomenon is caused by the drought fish.

And when it reaches the level of Lu, it is a bit powerful, at this time it can already move as much as it wants, and when it sucks more Yuehua and the blood of humans and animals, it will evolve into a stronger zombie - Feilu. It is said that the flying fish is very powerful, and it can slay dragons and drought the world, and can extradite the plague god, of course, such a powerful creature is rarely generated in the history of China for thousands of years, and there are few records.

I was a little frightened when I heard it, and I couldn't help but swallow my spit, because what my second uncle just said was more evil than myths, very scary, and exciting enough.

"But second uncle, what does this have to do with Mrs. Tang? According to you, it would take at least hundreds of years for this to form! That Mrs. Donald is seventy years old, who raises whom? "I think even if what the second uncle said is right, this time is obviously not right!

"That's the problem, as far as I know, there is a Taoist Taiyin method of refining corpses, which can quickly shorten the cycle of zombie evolution." After speaking, the second uncle leaned his head on the car seat.

"The villager said he hadn't seen Dasha in months!" The second uncle suddenly spit out a smoke ring and said.

I was shocked when I heard the words of the second uncle, combined with the strong smell of corpses on Mrs. Tang's body, and the trembling look of holding a few chickens in her hands on a dry day, I instantly understood the second uncle's conjecture.

"You mean, Mrs. Tang's son Dasha has become a zombie or has become a wolf?" My voice was a little hoarse.

The second uncle nodded and took another deep puff of his cigarette.

"Then you make it clear to the village chief! This is not a joke, as long as the plot person in the ghost movie is bitten by a zombie, he will become a zombie, and if the cycle continues like this, it will really be over! "I'm scared when I think about it.

The second uncle took the last puff and then slammed the cigarette butt into the ashtray.

"Are you stupid or am I stupid, why do we have no real evidence to say that there are zombies in people's homes, in case of mistakes, but they will not be able to eat and walk around. You should also know that it is taboo to say that someone in someone's family has passed away for no reason, so you are not afraid of being beaten to death? The second uncle hated that iron could not be made of steel.

"Then you can't let him develop! Didn't you keep saying that you are the backbone of the nation in the last days! I said anxiously, if it was really said by the second uncle, it would be too serious.

However, what the second uncle meant was that even if we went door-to-door to lobby in Yangmeikeng, few people would believe this absurdity. Even if you believe it, follow us to find zombies, but with the ability of our three-legged cat, zombies may not be killed and their own lives may be put into it first. The best way now is to wait and see what happens.

The second uncle's excuse is a bit too high-sounding, in the final analysis, he is afraid of death. But I don't have a better way to deal with it, to be honest, I'm afraid of death, I still know what I can do, thinking of this, I kicked the accelerator and rushed home.

Sure enough, the second uncle received a call from the village chief of Yangmeikeng early the next morning, saying that something big happened in the village last night. The other end of the phone said that he was out of breath, and the second uncle hurriedly told him to smooth out his anger first.

It turned out that last night, Zhang Quandan from the village found the village chief's house and said that his son suddenly disappeared after getting up under the eaves after being anxious to urinate at night, and he didn't come back for several hours, but where can he go to such a big place? So I guessed if it was taken away by a wild beast, and I hope that the village chief can mobilize the villagers to find it.

After all, it is a matter of human life, and the village chief does not dare to slack off to organize the strong men in the village to search for them overnight, but hundreds of villagers have turned over the bayberry pit and have not found the bolt pillar, which makes everyone quite surprised, you must know that even if it is really taken away by the beast, there will always be some clues.

The hard work paid off, and finally in the early morning of the next day, the villagers found the body of the pillar on the back hill of the bayberry pit, his death was very terrifying, his eyes burst out that he should have been very frightened before he died, and the major artery in the neck was cut by a sharp tool, the strange thing is that there was no blood around him, the corpse was miserable, and the blood on the body seemed to be sucked dry by something.

What's even more outrageous is that when the villagers found the bolt pillar, they actually saw a UFO in the grass, of course, this refers to a UFO, and the thing jumped up and down ten feet away. Suddenly, rumors spread again, saying that the mountain god in the back mountain was completely angry and was going to condemn the villagers, and the entire bayberry pit was going to be in great trouble! The village chief remembered what his second uncle told him the day before yesterday and hurriedly called his second uncle, after all, human life is at stake.

The second uncle didn't expect the disaster to come so quickly, he hurriedly told the other party on the phone: "Village chief, you hurry up and see if the nails and teeth of the bolt pillar have become sharp and long, and if the bags under your eyes are blue, go immediately!" ”

After a while, the village chief's reply said that the second uncle was a god who opened the eyes of heaven, and the current posture of the bolt pillar was exactly what the second uncle said.

The second uncle shouted badly, saying that he would arrive immediately, and asked the village chief to expose the body of the bolt pillar to the sun first, and then cover his body with glutinous rice.

After making a phone call with the village chief, the second uncle called the old Taoist priest again to explain the seriousness of the situation and told him to hurry to Yangmeikeng to meet.

We felt that it was the scorching sun at noon in the bayberry pit, and the child named Zhuzhu was put on the lawn outside the ancestral hall and exposed to the sun, his whole body was covered with glutinous rice, and his head was exposed, his eyes were blue and dead, and on the side was the heart-rending cry of a village woman, which seemed to be his mother.