Chapter 167: Beep Monster
"The bride has arrived!"
Suddenly, there was a shout outside the door. Shi Mukun was stunned, usually the result is not to ask the groom to pick up the kiss, how can this even be saved.
"Why are you standing stupidly, hurry up and help the bride!"
The old god stick was wearing a brand new robe today, and he was in good spirits, and his face was full of smiles.
"Oh!"
Shimukun answered, and was pulled out by the old god stick, only to see that there was a large sedan chair with eight lifts at the door, the curtain in front of the sedan car had been opened by an old woman, and the bride leaned out of one foot and walked out.
"Hurry up and help the bride, why are you standing stupidly, didn't I tell you about the customs, you will be gossiped about like this!"
Seeing Shimukun stunned, the old god watched the bride walk out of the sedan chair, and hurriedly reminded.
Shimukun then moved his feet to the bride, and walked in with the bride, but there was a strange feeling in his heart, how could he feel that the bride's hands had a feeling of plush and fluffy, but it looked like a smooth and white hand, strange......
Walking to the main hall, Wu Wenlin, the ugly uncle of the Mediterranean, shouted loudly:
"The auspicious time has come, please start the church with the bride and groom!"
After saying that, Wu Wenlin instructed the bride and groom to stand in the middle of the main hall, and then invited the old god stick and the black monkey to sit down in the middle of the main hall, and continued to shout:
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Second worship high hall!"
"Husband and wife worship each other!"
"Licheng, send it to the cave room!"
Shi Mukun felt no joy or sorrow in his heart, and felt that his body seemed to be out of the control of his brain, and after mechanically worshipping the hall, he was dragged into a room decorated with two red happy characters connected together.
The imaginary scene of the haunted house did not appear, and Shi Mukun knew that the haunted house must be some people with better relationships before they would do this kind of thing. He and the old god stick live in seclusion in the mountains all the year round, and there are very few people they know, let alone have a good relationship.
Seeing the bride sitting on the edge of the bed and wearing a red hijab at this moment, Shimukun always felt awkward in his heart, and always felt that something was wrong, so he stepped forward and said:
"I can't imagine that I have experienced one of the four joys in my life today! Lady, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, let's rest early! ”
After saying that, Shi Mukun regretted it, he hadn't even seen the front of the bride, in case it was really like a black charcoal or a pockmarked child like a black monkey, it would be miserable, although the old god stick said that he had seen the black monkey's sister Ying'er, and promised this marriage, but the old god stick pit was not a matter of a day or two.
"I hope what the old god stick said is true, I have seen the sister of the black monkey, Ying'er, and personally agreed to this family business, if the hijab is really black charcoal or pockmarks, then I will run away from the marriage, and I would rather die than give in!"
Shi Mukun thought in his heart, and then went to lift the bride's red hijab, the red hijab was slowly lifted, the first thing he saw was Mao, yes, it was a tuft of white hair, shiny and shiny, Shi Mukun couldn't help shaking when he saw this hand, and the action of lifting the red hijab stopped instantly.
How can there be white hair, on clothes? Not like! The hair on the clothes is normally mink fur or other soft animal hair, and it should be a dead thing. The hair I see now feels like it's on a living thing!
"Could it be a bride with a white beard?" Shi Mukun thought of the old man of the fairy wind and bones with the bride, and he was taken aback by this idea!
"Maybe it's just an albino, the white hair may be white hair, and I guess I'll see white eyebrows later. But the old god stick has no reason to marry an albino patient, how can he say that he will live with him and him in the future! ……”
Shimukun kept guessing, but never came up with a reasonable reason to convince himself.
"Beep beep ......"
Just as Shi Mukun's movements in his hand paused, and he kept guessing in his mind, suddenly there was a small beeping sound under the bride's red hijab.
With a shock in his heart and a shake in his hands, Shi Mukun didn't care what kind of demons and monsters were under the red hijab, and directly lifted it open.
What caught my eye was not the imaginary bride with albinism or pockmarked face, but a ball, a round ball with white hair and facial features.
At this moment, the fluffy ball was blinking at Shi Mukun, stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect the red hijab to be lifted, as if he was frightened.
Just as the ball was about to jump away, Shi Mukun grabbed it, "Dare my bride to be replaced, tell me where the bride is?" ”
After saying that, Shi Mukun suddenly felt that something seemed to be wrong, looked around, and found himself in a separate room. Seeing this scene, he instantly woke up, and it turned out that he had just had a dream.
However, how can I still feel plush in my hands, can I find out the black monkey sister Ying'er in my dream?
At the moment of thinking, there was a struggle in his hands at the same time, and Shi Mukun fixed his eyes to see that it was a pure white plush thing, oval all over, like a large egg shape, but there was no eggshell, but was replaced by dense white hair, hands and feet were on the left and right sides and below, and the facial features were directly in the upper part of the oval.
At this moment, the oval-shaped fluffy creature was struggling with a panicked look, and its mouth kept calling "beep, beep, bee......p, beep, beep".
"What is this?"
Seeing that the fluffy thing was struggling with the mission, Shimukun muttered in confusion.
"Beep beep!"
Hearing Shimukun's muttering, the oval-shaped hairball responded with a beep.
"Fools?"
"Beep!"
"Idiot?"
"Beep!"
"Beep-beep?"
"Beep beep!"
When asked this, even Shimukun felt that he had a hole in his head, this creature didn't seem to know what he was talking about, and he was a fart who asked blindly.
Seeing that the other party was still beeping and beeping, Shi Mukun didn't grab its fluffy white hair, but instead grabbed the other party's exposed long ears.
This time it seemed to be the sore spot of the fluffy creature of the oval, whose eyes were filled with tears and its beeping cry was much weaker.
"No, your ears are so big, and you react so much that you're about to cry, could it be that your weakness is your ears?"
"Beep beep ......"
The oval-shaped fluffy creature responded in a feeble voice, and Shimukun saw that the other party was quite pitiful, and felt pity, and said:
"Although you disturbed my sweet dreams, but I don't care about the villain, so I don't have the same knowledge as you, so let's go!"
With that, Shimukun put the stuffed creature he was dragging in his hand on the table......