After the Lying Corpse skill was activated, Shi Mukun fell asleep, and after lying for ten years in the dream, the old god stick's illness actually recovered on its own.

So, the old god took him out of the mountain again, mixed in the city, like a fish in water, and lived a petty bourgeois life.

At the same time, because of his old age and frailty, he finally came up with the idea of no longer wandering around, and finally he and the old god stick together opened a coffin shop in the western suburbs of Kowloon City, adjacent to the Western Suburbs Cemetery, and has close business contacts with the Western Suburbs Cemetery, and is also close to the Mediterranean uncle Wu Wenlin and Black Monkey in the Western Suburbs Cemetery.

On this day, the black monkey ran to the coffin shop opened by the old god stick, and when he killed time, he introduced his sister to the old god stick, saying that his sister was eighteen years old and was born very well! To introduce yourself.

As soon as the old god stick heard the introduction of the black monkey, he smiled, and immediately accepted the marriage, and he didn't even calculate whether he was worthy of his birthday.

When it was dark, when the black monkey returned to the cemetery in the western suburbs, he asked the old god stick with a dissatisfied face:

"Hey, old god, are you too hasty about my marriage? Why did you accept it all of a sudden, and you didn't ask my opinion?! ”

"Since ancient times, major marriage events have been at the behest of their parents, and what do children know."

The old man replied, a smile still on his lips, immersed in the joy of finding a marriage for himself.

"Old god, I'm beginning to wonder if you deliberately cheated me because you felt that you were inferior to me! You look at the black monkey like that, his sister is probably also a black girl, and the thought of facing a black girl every day in the future, I have a feeling that life is worse than death! ”

"What do children know, judging people by their appearance is the most undesirable! And you haven't seen the black monkey's sister, how can you be sure that she is also black? I treat you like my own son, and I won't hurt you! I'll tell you the truth, I've seen the black monkey's sister......"

"Have you seen it? When was this? Haven't I been with you all the time? How come I am not impressed? ”

"It was a year before I picked you up, I passed by Kowloon City and saw the black monkey's sister, she was still crying in swaddling clothes at that time, I gave her a divination!"

"You once said that I was abandoned at birth, so isn't the Black Monkey's sister even older than me?"

"That's right! It's older than you, a year or two older, it's nothing! The most important thing is her hexagram! ”

"What hexagram?"

"She's a Wangfu! I will definitely have a son in the future! ”

"What kind of concept are you, now they are advocating equality between men and women, and they are still prosperous, and you can fool people who don't know the depth or other people who want to have a son. You want to lie to me, and you don't want to see who brought me out! ”

"You were brought out by me!"

"Uh......, I'm better than blue! I don't agree with this, I make my own decisions about my marriage! ”

"Since ancient times, there has been no marriage in which you make your own decisions, and I have the final say in this matter!"

"No way!"

……

The scene turns into a scene where Shimukun and the black monkey's sister are preparing to get married.

"Old god, didn't I say I didn't agree with such a family matter? How did you start a happy event! ”

"You promised it yourself, and you forgot it! Alas...... Your forgetful illness, when will it be better, fortunately, the black monkey's sister Ying'er doesn't know about it, or this family business will be considered yellow, what a good girl, I hope she can never leave you. ”

After speaking, the old god shook his head and walked away to Zhang Luo's happy event.

Shimukun walked into the hall, there was originally an empty coffin in the hall, at this moment the empty coffin has been moved to somewhere, is facing the door of the position of a big happy word, the side of the hall is plastered with couplets, people have a feeling of joy.

However, Shimukun felt a little lonely, for such a scene, although he had also fantasized, but the person he married should be very far from what he imagined, the black monkey is so dark, and he looks obscene, it makes no sense that his sister is out of the mud and not stained, he has an urge to escape from marriage at the moment.

And the old god just said that he was forgetful, what is going on, he has no reason to suffer from amnesia at a young age, although he does not dare to boast of forgetfulness, but he is well-informed and knowledgeable, but there is no pressure.

"When did I agree to this family business, I have no reason to agree?!"

"I still know that I am forgetful, so I nodded and agreed to this family business, but with my upright style of doing things, there is no reason to cheat on marriage and harm other mushrooms!"

"Could it be that I have already seen the sister of the black monkey, it is possible that she is really out of the mud and not stained, and she is a person with a genetic mutation, she is slim and beautiful!"

"Then, I agreed to the marriage, but the amnesia set up and forgot about her completely."

……

"Old god stick, why did the woman come to the black monkey, and he was still sitting in the middle of the main hall?"

Shimukun looked at the black monkey sitting in the middle of the main hall and asked puzzledly.

"You're sick again, aren't you? Didn't I tell you, the black monkey brothers and sisters are both orphans, and they have depended on each other since childhood, and at your insistence, they have to take you to take a sneak peek at Ying'er, and you are happy to accept this marriage, otherwise you have a bullish temper, who can persuade you? ”

The old god looked at Shi Mukun and shook his head, muttering, "It seems that the condition is getting worse and worse!" ”

"I've seen Black Monkey's sister Ying'er? Agreed to this marriage? Isn't Ying'er the Black Monkey's own sister? ”

"You finally remembered that Ying'er is not the sister of the black monkey? It seems that your condition has improved, I'll just say, our little god stick hasn't done anything about cheating, how can you be stupid, how can you be stupid, now that you're stupid, your life will not be perfect! ”

"Aren't they really brothers?"

"Don't knowingly ask, with your temperament, how can you agree to marry a black girl who looks like a black monkey?"

Hearing this, Shimukun was stunned, and thought to himself: "Yes! With my character, it is absolutely impossible to be coerced, maybe it was really me who agreed to this marriage, since these two are not biological brothers and sisters, then with my aesthetics, the sister of the black monkey is definitely not ugly! ”

Thinking about it like this, Shi Mukun felt a lot better, but for the amnesia in the mouth of the old god stick, he always felt that something was wrong, he seemed to be really broken, everything that happened here was a piece of time that could not be picked up, and the section in the middle was forgotten by himself, but no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't remember when he experienced the things in the mouth of the old god stick!

"Maybe it's really broken?!"