It's not that the joke isn't funny, it's that Su Youyi thought of going elsewhere.

In the past, some people told her jokes like this, and that was when she was a cardamom age, in the mountains and in Lingnan.

Ji Yushen told jokes differently from others.

He didn't laugh himself, he just kept a strained face, and told jokes in the calmest tone with an expressionless face, and after he finished speaking, Su Youyi laughed so hard that she often held her stomach.

But he still looked indifferent, which made Su Youyi feel more and more funny.

She didn't understand why, she just laughed.

Later, she entered the palace and heard many jokes. Sometimes it was the child who told her, sometimes it was the palace people who told her, and the first emperor also told her......

But she never smiled like she did back then.

Thinking about it now, it suddenly feels like a world away.

Seeing that Su Youyi was stunned, Song Rumo thought that she didn't make her unhappy by not telling her jokes, and hurriedly said, "Queen Mother, what's wrong with you?" Am I saying something wrong? ”

Su Youyi looked at him and smiled faintly, "No." Tell me about it. ”

I don't know if it's because I feel happy when I think of the young man's past, or something else, Su Youyi's attitude towards Song Rumo today is also very gentle.

Song Rumo probably couldn't see it, but Chunhua really saw it.

There is no difference between true mildness and pretended mildness.

It's no wonder that Song Rumo is here to joke today, although he is also competing for merit and favor, he didn't do anything bad in the end, no wonder Su Youyi is in a good mood.

Song Rumo's spirit was a little encouraged when he heard this, and he searched his stomach and found a joke for Su Youyi, saying, "A mediocre and incompetent general was defeated and besieged, and he was at a critical juncture, when suddenly a god came to save his life in the fog. ”

The general was grateful, knelt down and kowtowed and asked who the god was? Guess who it is? ”

There are too many gods and spirits that have been passed down throughout the ages, the big ones are the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and the small ones are the King of the Stove and the bedside mother-in-law, where can Su Youyi guess.

She shook her head, not even having a clue for Chunhua, who was listening.

Song Rumo smiled evilly, "The god replied, I am a training target god, and you have never hurt me, so I came to save you." ”

He imitated the tone of an old fairy, and the tone was weird, and Chunhua laughed when he saw it.

Su Youyi sneered.

However, her smile was different from Chunhua's, because Chunhua reacted after a while, "Oh, the slave understands, this general is too incompetent and has never shot an arrow target......"

She was too slow to understand.

But Song Rumo didn't care, because Su Youyi finally smiled, this was his biggest success, "The Queen Mother finally smiled, just now I still have a heart, thinking about how the Queen Mother will not laugh at me this time, thank the Queen Mother for giving face." ”

After that, he got up and bowed to Su Youyi.

Su Youyi laughed because the joke was really funny.

She thought for a moment, "Where did you hear this kind of joke?" What kind of generals and prime ministers, they are always used to satirize current affairs, but I don't know who this paragraph satirizes? ”

Song Rumo hurriedly said: "Don't worry too much about the Queen Mother, this paragraph is Xiaolin Guangji is looking for, not a book of this dynasty, naturally not a person who satirizes this dynasty." What's more, we don't have a war now, and there are no such straw generals in the DPRK and China, how can it be ironic? ”

Su Youyi listened and nodded slightly, "That's right." I'm smooth sailing, and the small countries around me are quiet, and I can't afford to fight for a long time. But your joke is a reminder of the mourners—"

"The Queen Mother means ......"

Su Youyi said: "Although it is a peaceful era and cannot afford war, the ability of the general to lead the troops to fight cannot be lost." Previously, the mourning family had been paying attention to the Chinese courtiers, but it was time to find an opportunity to talk to the regent and let him care about the affairs of the army. ”

Song Rumo opened his mouth, but he didn't expect a joke from him, but it inspired Su Youyi in court politics.

He didn't know whether to be happy or unhappy.

I am happy that I seem to have some use, but I am not happy that Su Qing is a civil official, and his own father is also a civil official, but Su Youyi's decision is aimed at military generals.

And none of them have anything to do with it.

If you want to say that Prince Yong is in charge of the affairs of the army, this is also reasonable, I heard that when the first emperor was there, Prince Yong once led troops and firmly held the military power for the first emperor.

Otherwise, if the old power of Li Ge leaned towards the government and the opposition back then, if he added the military power that he could not control, he was afraid that it would become an even more terrible civil strife......

Slowly.

If Old Master Su knew that it was a joke of his own, but instead added military power to the regent, wouldn't he be angry to death?

Su Qing is now the most feared person in the court, Su Zhiming is the first, Prince Yong is the second, and Sima Hu is also half, but this jealousy is different from the first two.

Su Qing was jealous of Sima Hu, more of the identity of supervising the imperial history, and also jealous of the relationship between him and himself who were old friends.

Song Rumo didn't dare to speak, he felt that what he did today was blind again.

But Su Youyi seemed to be in a good mood, rewarded him with two plates of freshly made snacks from the kitchen, and asked the people around him to take them back to his house.

Although it is only two plates of dim sum, it is a shame to be rewarded by the Queen Mother.

Song Rumo saluted happily, and Su Youyi said, "What kind of book is that Xiaolin Guangji you are talking about?" ”

"It's a joke book."

Su Youyi nodded, "Next time you bring it over for me to see, go ahead." ”

Song Rumo left happily, Chunhua couldn't help but laugh when she looked at him happy, but Su Youyi said: "Before, I asked you to secretly take care of Li Qianyue with the nurse and others, but are you still thoughtful?" ”

Su Youyi hadn't asked about this for a long time, so when she asked, Chunhua was stunned.

She quickly said: "Nature is thoughtful. When Duofu often goes out of the palace, he will take a look. The previous Ji Mansion was gone, and Duofu sent people to find a remote two-entry small courtyard, so that the nurse and the maid who used to take care of the child and others lived in, and they were only responsible for taking care of the child. There is money for them every month, and there is only one little master in the house to take care of, and there is no master to control them, and they are taking advantage of it! ”

"Before, I was worried that no one would take care of them and make a fuss about using slaves to bully their masters. Duofu also guarded against it, and after a few times, he was relieved to see that those slaves and maids were indeed loyal. Queen Mother, why did you remember to ask this today? ”

"Nothing."

Su Youyi remembered in a trance that Ji Yushen's child Li Qianyue was older than her fourth prince, and he should be able to run and jump at this time.

I don't know if he still remembers what happened at home when he was a child, whether he remembers his father, mother, maternal grandfather......

She was distracted for a while, and only said: "Tell Duofu to watch more in the future, the child is getting older day by day, don't let the slaves bully him." Go back and ask a gentleman who can write to teach him, don't let him go the wrong way. ”