Chapter 661: Telling Jokes
Song Rubai has been busy pestering Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi recently, but he rarely dangles in front of Su Youyi.
Su Youyi was very satisfied with this result.
At least he didn't stay in front of her, so she didn't have to think about how to deal with him in a vain and aggrieved way, it was okay to deal with it for a while, but after a long time, she was afraid that she would inevitably show her true colors so that Song Rubai could see it.
For not being able to serve the bed, the Song brothers have long had doubts in their hearts.
Su Youyi set up a way to let them know that she was not such a wasted person, and she was not deeply interested in the joy of bedding.
The brother gradually let go of his suspicions, thinking that Su Youyi was too young to taste good, so he would accompany her to have a place by her side first, and then it would not be too late to plan slowly in the future.
Song Rubai has other things to do, so naturally he won't think about these anymore, Song Rumo has nothing to do, and he can't get to Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi with Song Rubai, it will be too eye-catching.
So what else could he do?
Song Rumo thought about it for a while, and ordered someone to send hot water to bathe and change clothes, "Have you ironed the blue spring clothes that you made before?" ”
"Do you want to wear it today?"
Song Rumo responded, "Take it and prepare it." ”
With that, he turned around and went behind the screen, untied his clothes, and disappeared into the steaming bathtub......
In less than an hour, Song Rumo, who was full of fragrance, walked from the apse to the front hall in a dashing manner, and the fragrant wind was permeated everywhere he passed along the way, and the palace people who passed by looked at him sideways.
"It smells so good."
Men can't be powdered on their bodies?
The palace people took a closer look and saw that Song Rumo's sideburns were still wet and leapy, and then they understood, "It turns out that I just finished bathing, don't say, this appearance of a hibiscus out of the water is really fresh, not to mention that the queen mother has always liked men to wear blue clothes in Tianshui......"
Song Rumo listened to the discussion of the palace people and pretended not to hear.
He naturally knew what color Su Youyi liked men to wear, which was very clear to them when their brother first saw Su Youyi.
He specially bathed and changed clothes, so that when he came to Su Youyi, he didn't worry that she didn't like it.
Chunhua brought tea from the tea room to the hall, put the tea on the table, and then smiled at Su Youyi: "Queen Mother, the water hibiscus is coming in a while, and the Queen Mother must be ready." ”
"What's out of the water?"
Su Youyi raised her head inexplicably.
She was looking at the folds that the cabinet had recently sorted out, this was written by Su Zhiming, his style was approved by Su Youyi, and it looked more flattering than those old men's chatter.
Su Youyi watched it in one go.
Not only the style of writing, but also the cabinet has been getting more and more on the right track lately, and there is no chaos due to the lack of an official first assistant, which she is very happy about.
Chunhua smiled, "The Queen Mother will know in a while, and the slave maid is not good at disturbing the Queen Mother's Yaxing." ”
Regardless of whether Song Rumo can win Su Youyi's liking like this, in the end, it is carefully prepared by others to please, and Chunhua does not want to interfere.
Even if she knew that Su Youyi might not like the two of them, it would be good if she could make her happy.
A fragrant breeze hit, like the smell of rose petals.
Su Youyi was about to ask where the fragrance of spring flowers came from, but when she looked up, she saw a man in blue clothes standing in front of her.
He was looking at her with a smile.
Su Youyi was in a trance in her heart.
It seems that I have seen the talented young man of that year again, and in one fell swoop, he was proud of the spring breeze of Tanhualang, standing in front of her and smiling and groaning......
That person was fixed in her heart with this appearance.
It seems that he has never grown old, and he has never been immersed in silver by this court, and he has never been eroded by the deep hatred of destroying the door......
Song Rumo stood on the ground, looking at Su Youyi's eyes like water, and secretly rejoiced in his heart.
And it worked.
"The Queen Mother?"
It was still Chunhua who saw that she was distracted, and quietly reminded Su Youyi before she came back to her senses.
It turned out to be Song Rumo.
How can he compare to that man?
Song Rumo bowed, "The Queen Mother is tired of looking at the excerpts, why don't you take a break?" I just learned a few fashionable jokes from outside, saying that it is good to relieve the boredom of the Queen Mother? ”
"Joke?"
Su Youyi saw the appearance of Song Rumo, a beauty, taking a bath, and thought that he was here to make a trick for the beauty.
He does have this capital, as long as he doesn't say stupid things, he looks really handsome on the outside, which is quite popular.
No wonder Chunhua refused to say it directly.
Unexpectedly, Song Rumo, who was finely dressed, didn't come to make a beauty, but wanted to tell her a joke?
Su Youyi smiled secretly in her heart, so she didn't refuse, "Okay." It just so happens that the mourning family is a little tired, so let's talk about it. ”
Song Rumo sat down on the small pestle, cleared his throat, and told Su Youyi the jokes he had specially collected.
"Once upon a time, there was an old man who was so happy that he named his son Age. A year later, his wife gave birth to another son, and he named his second son, and after another year, he had another son, and he thought it was a joke, so he named his third son Joke. ”
Chunhua interjected: "How can anyone name their child a joke?" It's still a showman, so it's not learned. ”
Su Youyi smiled slightly when she heard this, and motioned for Song Rumo to continue.
Song Rumo said with a smile: "More than ten years later, one day Lao Xiucai asked his three sons to go up the mountain to chop wood, and when his sons came home, Lao Xiucai asked his wife, how did the sons cut?" ”
Chunhua said: "Xiucai's son is not good at studying but goes to chop wood, it seems that this old Xiucai has no ability, and his son is not successful." ”
Su Youyi couldn't help but say: "Look, it's still our Aunt Chunhua who is educated, and now she is stronger than the old Xiucai, and she should be called a female Xiucai." ”
Chunhua pursed her lips shyly, "The Queen Mother made fun of the slave again...... How did the old Xiucai's wife answer? ”
Song Rumo said: "Guess how the Queen Mother answered?" ”
Su Youyi shook her head and picked up the teacup, "How do I know?" Say it. ”
It seems that the Queen Mother has never heard this joke.
She replied...... There is a lot of age, there is no knowledge at all, and there are a lot of jokes......"
Su Youyi didn't say anything after hearing this, but Chunhua didn't understand it for a while, and when she came to her senses, she immediately laughed, "Isn't this the old Xiucai?" At a young age, no education is all a joke......"
Song Rumo looked at Su Youyi again, the Queen Mother deserved to be the Queen Mother, she was smart in the end, and she obviously understood the essence of this joke as soon as she heard it.
But it's not good to be too smart, and it's not easy to find a joke that will surprise her.
Song Rumo's eyes rolled, "The Queen Mother doesn't think this joke is funny, does she?" It's okay, then I'll tell the Queen Mother one more, just ask the Queen Mother to give me another chance! ”