Zhen Huan began to advance according to the new conversation ideas, "Long Wu, the queen asks you, are you willing to accept apprentices?" ”

Long Wu looked surprised, "Accept apprentices? I'm so young, how can I take in apprentices? ”

"As long as you have kung fu, age is not a problem, of course you can accept apprentices."

"However, if I accept an apprentice, I have to get the abbot's consent."

The little kid said very seriously, Zhen Huan was out of line, and thought, the abbot is on the earth, how can he get him to agree?

Call? Send WeChat? Internet? And it's been more than 100 years, and the abbot has long passed away!

"Long Wu, let me tell you, now that we have reached the 'Wangxing', it is difficult to contact the abbot, if you have to accept an apprentice with the consent of the abbot, you may not have an apprentice in your life."

"Queen, I never thought of accepting apprentices."

"No, no, if you don't accept apprentices, your kung fu will be lost, and the Shaolin Temple will be lost here, what a pity?" Zhen Huan continued to flicker.

"Queen, do you want to learn? If you want to learn, I can teach you, you don't need to be my apprentice. ”

"Huh?" Zhen Huan was a little confused, and in order to confirm it, he hurriedly asked, "Really, can you teach?" Why? ”

"Master originally told me not to teach kung fu to people casually on earth, but it is different in other places, and you must carry forward kung fu as much as possible!"

"Then didn't you just say that you won't accept apprentices?"

"That's right, I only teach kung fu, not apprentices."

"Nima! After going around for a long time, I took off my pants and farted - this is too much! Zhen Huan muttered to himself.

"Long Wu, in that case, you can teach all of us, okay?" Liri looked at Long Wu, "Now everyone is cold and hungry, learn some internal skills, maybe it will work!" ”

"Of course, when will it start?"

"Is it okay after dinner? It's been another very cold night tonight. ”

"Chief, no." Long Wu shook his head.

"Why?"

"At least wait for the blue moon to rise, otherwise you won't be able to see it when I explain."

"Okay, that's it, let's eat and sleep first, and when the blue moon rises, we'll practice immediately!"

…… ……

Liri and Zhen Huan had a little awkward trouble about Qiuyue just now, and after the contradiction was eliminated, both parties felt that each other was more attractive.

Both of them couldn't sleep after resting in the cave.

Liri still maintains a lying military posture, and Zhen Huan does not dare to provoke him easily, after all, the two sides are only friends now, and they have not gotten along as a real couple.

Zhen Huan misses last night by leaning on the thick Xio

The feeling of sleeping on the g-breast.

Liri also likes to sleep with Zhen Huan, who is like a kitten.

The two of them each thought about each other and enjoyed this rare feeling of coolness.

Zhen Huan felt that it was enough and needed to find something to moisturize.

"Chief, do you think this thing is credible?"

"Of course it's credible, we have to practice hard qigong in budui."

"I really don't understand how humans invented these strange things!"

"Yes, humans are a strange species, and an idea can generate great energy! If this idea acts on nature, it can change the world, and if it acts on people themselves, it can be reborn! ”

"Chief, I heard that cultivating internal strength can still lead to immortality? Is this true? ”

"Immorality? How could it be! There is life and death, this is the dialectic of nature. ”

"I think that man will conquer the sky, since the cultivation of internal functions changes the body's functions, maybe you will be able to live forever, at least it can greatly extend your lifespan."

"Queen, your expectations are too high, aren't you? Do you think the internal strength of Long Wu can make everyone immortal? Obviously not, otherwise the monks who practiced such kung fu in Shaolin Temple would not have passed away. ”

"It's always okay to think about it, right? Don't people need dreams? ”

…… ……

The blue moon rises.

A piece of blue, like the ocean, mysterious and magical.

On the day of departure, people arranged for the firewood stacks to be opened and spread on the snow.

According to the common scenes of TV dramas, it is necessary to sit on the ground to cultivate internal strength, and the day of departure makes everyone sit neatly on the flat wet wood.

"Ryugo, let's get started." The official start of evening school was announced.

Long Wu walked to the front of the crowd with a radiant look, with a bit of a master's demeanor.

"Wait a minute, Ryugo!" Zhen Huan suddenly shouted.

"Queen, what's wrong?" Liri looked at Zhen Huan, who was sitting beside him.

Zhen Huan said in a low voice: "Chief, now is the time to lay the foundation of the second spirit, you must emphasize it at any time, otherwise everyone will forget it, before learning internal skills, let's tell a joke first." ”

"Makes sense, makes sense, what kind of joke is it?"

"It's better to tell jokes related to the exercises."

"Okay, then ask the queen to make specific arrangements."

Zhen Huan stood up, walked to the front of the crowd, cleared his throat and said, "Before practicing, let's tell a joke first, tell a joke related to practice, this is a specific measure for us to develop the spirit of committing two crimes. ”

As soon as Zhen Huan finished speaking, Wu Wei said: "Queen, jokes can't be told by talking, right?" We are now disconnected from civilized society, we can't search the Internet, where can we find jokes?

If you only rely on the original memories in your mind, you will soon be exhausted. ”

Zhen Huan said: "Yes, it is difficult to tell a few jokes based on memory alone!" But aren't all jokes made up by people? Will it fall from the sky?

If we want to carry forward the spirit of committing two crimes, we must cultivate everyone's ability to tell jokes, so that we can create more and more jokes. ”

Speaking of this, Zhen Huan suddenly said to Liri: "Chief, I have a suggestion!" ”

"If the queen has any suggestions, just say it."

"Chief, as Technician Wu just said, telling jokes is not an easy task, and it takes a certain amount of brainpower, so I suggest establishing a reward mechanism!"

"What kind of reward system does the queen plan to establish?" Rizuri seems to be intrigued by the idea.

"The points mechanism, everyone, as long as they tell a joke when everyone is at a party, if one person laughs, one point will be scored, two points will be scored if two people laugh, and so on."

"Queen, who laughs, who doesn't, it's not easy to grasp, right? In this way, no matter how many people laugh, as long as someone laughs, one point will be recorded. Gongsun Liang added.

"Yes, but if it's just laughing on your own, it doesn't count."

"Laughing alone? Crazy! Gongsun Liang sneered.

"No matter, this specific rule will be slowly improved in the future, let's score points first." Zhen Huan didn't want to dwell on this issue.

"What about when you have points?" Liri asked.

"With points, you can redeem prizes."

"Prizes? Now I don't even have anything to eat and wear, so what do I take as a prize? ”

"I don't have it now, but I will have it in the future, write it down first, and exchange it in the future."

"That's a good idea! Let's start tonight! "Leaving the day finalized Zhen Huan's suggestion.

"Who's going to tell the joke? Related to the exercises. Zhen Huan began to offer a reward.

Everyone was silent......

As Wu Wei said, jokes are not something that can be told by talking, especially this kind of proposition composition, which is the most nerve-wracking!

There is another reason for everyone's silence, that is, there is some desolation in their hearts!

Think about the earth, digital cities, integrated networking, the whole earth to achieve the Internet of Things, information connection, film and television, friends and chat, you can travel spiritually without leaving home.

In particular, with advanced means of transportation, you can reach any city on the earth within 1 hour, and the whole earth is like your own yard, where you can go wherever you want.

Now in this barren land of civilization, not only are there constant threats of death, but there is no entertainment at all.

Fortunately, there are two stunning beauties, a handsome man, and a few special forces cast from steel, and different people can enjoy them aesthetically according to their own needs.

People need spiritual nourishment!

Liri and Zhen Huan, one from budui, a psychology major, understand this truth very well.

It seems absurd to create a culture of criminals and rely on cheap entertainment such as telling jokes to relieve everyone's nervous nerves, but in fact it reflects the hardships of Chinese immigrants!

Laughing and tearing, this is the sourness that wells up from the bottom of my heart!

Laughter in tears, this is the spirit of perseverance!

…… ……

"Queen, can I tell me one?"

When Zhen Huan heard the voice, it didn't seem to be from the crowd, and asked, "Who wants to speak?" ”

"Me, Sabre!" Saber stood on the periphery of the crowd, standing guard with his back to everyone.

"It's a saber, of course it can be said, everyone needs to cultivate the spirit of committing two crimes."

Sabre began to tell jokes -

One morning while running in the park, I saw an old man doing tai chi and playing very well.

I asked him, "Grandpa, can you teach me boxing?" ”

The old man stopped and said to me with a smile, "Young man, do you want to learn kung fu?" ”

I said, "Yes." ”

The old man said, "You punch me first, let me see your skills." ”

I guess Grandpa should be testing my talent!

So I concentrated my strength and punched it! ……”

The saber deliberately stopped at this point, Zhen Huan knew how to cooperate very well, and knew that the laughter was about to come, so he asked, "Then what?" ”