Saber said: "Then the old man shouted for help and fell to the ground!" I was blackmailed for 5000 dollars! ”

Everyone laughed loudly, and the child may not understand, but when he hears the adult laughing, he will laugh along!

"Yes, yes, very well spoken, I looked at it, and everyone was grinning! Look, look, Shangguan beauty is still laughing! Is it that funny? ”

Shangguan Ting said while laughing: "I didn't expect the special forces to tell jokes, sabre, where did you learn this joke?" ”

"I didn't learn, I was the one who was blackmailed." Saber said solemnly.

There was another burst of laughter......

"Alright, alright, since everyone is laughing, give the saber 1 point." Zhen Huan said.

"What about me? Empress? Shangguan Ting asked.

"You? What happened to you? ”

"I also made everyone laugh, and I have to get 1 point, right?"

"Did you make everyone laugh?" Zhen Huan didn't react.

"I asked Ma Dao just now, where did he learn this joke, and he said that he was the one who was blackmailed, and when I asked this, didn't everyone laugh?"

"Does that count?" Zhen Huan couldn't make up his mind.

"This doesn't count!" "Every joke must be independent and cannot be extended on the basis of other people's jokes, of course, as long as it is a complete joke, the number of words can be unlimited, even if it is very short." ”

"Didn't I say it in vain!" Shangguan Ting muttered.

"Chief, it's cold, why don't you just tell a joke tonight, and let Ryugo start lecturing." After Zhen Huan finished speaking, she returned to sit beside Liri, she didn't want to continue to entangle with Shangguan Ting on this issue,

"Okay, we welcome Long Wu to give us a lecture!" The day began to applaud, and the people applauded.

"Chief, I need someone to come up and cooperate with me."

"Cooperate? How to cooperate? ”

"To practice internal strength, we must first have a clear understanding of the meridians of the human body, and I need someone to cooperate with me to explain the common sense of meridians."

As soon as Long Wu finished speaking, Zhen Huan said, "Chief, let Technician Wu go up." ”

Liri said: "Technician Wu, you are in better health, go up and cooperate with Long Wu." ”

Wu Wei touched his bald head, got up and walked to Long Wu's side in a daze.

Long Wu was just about to give a lecture when Zhen Huan shouted again: "Doctor Jiang, you are studying Chinese medicine, right?" ”

"Yes, Queen." Jiang Chuan didn't know Zhen Huan's intentions,

"You must know something about meridians, right?"

"Yes, Queen."

"Go up, go up and be a teaching assistant for Long Wu."

Jiang Chuan walked up next to Wu Wei.

Zhen Huan asked Liri in a low voice, "Chief, in normal training, do you special forces need to learn the knowledge of meridians?" ”

Liri said: "Yes, you need to learn a little, not only the meridians, but also the various systems, bones, and organs of the human body, which is not only the need to enhance your own strength, but also the need to hit the weak parts of the opponent." ”

"Think about it, our ancients were really wise and understood the human body so thoroughly!" Zhen Huan sighed.

"Yes, the ancients not only studied the laws of nature and society, but also never stopped studying the body."

"Those books left by the ancients on cultivating immortals should also be a summary of the experience of studying the universe and the human body, maybe you can really become an immortal after cultivating!" Every time he talked about cultivating immortals, Zhen Huan's eyes lit up.

"Hehe......" Liri is a materialist, and he always finds it a little funny about these things that the gods are talking about.

The two chatted briefly, and Long Wu began to lecture-

"The meridians are the channels that run the blood and qi, like the orderly orbits of the planets in the universe.

The composition of the meridian system of the human body mainly includes the 12 meridians, the 8 meridians, the 15 meridians, the 12 meridians, and the 12 meridians.

Among them, there are 12 main scriptures used in cultivating internal strength......"

Ryugo paused at this point.

Zhen Huan said: "Long Wu, since there are twelve canons that are mainly used in cultivating internal strength, you can tell us about the twelve canons." ”

Long Wu continued: "The 12 Righteous Meridians, that is, the Three Yin Sutras of the Hands and Feet and the Three Yang Meridians of the Hands and Feet, are symmetrically distributed on the left and right sides of the body surface on the head and face, torso and limbs......

Zhen Huan inserted another sentence, "Doctor Jiang, take action!" ”

Jiang Chuan was a little dazed.

Zhen Huan said: "What does Long Wu say, you can help Technician Wu put out the style, otherwise everyone won't understand!" ”

Jiang Chuan tried to help Wu Wei pose and show everyone what the Three Yin Sutras of Hands and Feet and the Three Yang Sutras of Hands and Feet were, and Wu Wei spread his hands and feet like a gecko.

Watching Jiang Chuan and Wu Wei's burlesque performances, everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud......

Liri suddenly understood Zhen Huan's intentions, and asked Wu Wei and Jiang Chuan to cooperate with Long Wu, firstly, to make the explanation more vivid and intuitive, and secondly, to watch the funny performances of the two of them, which made everyone smile easily.

Thinking of this, Liri looked at Zhen Huan next to him, Zhen Huan threw an eyebrow at him, and the two smiled.

Ryugo continues to lecture -

"The Yin meridian of the hands and feet and the yang meridian of the hands and feet, running through the whole body, are passed down from one meridian to another through the connection of the yin and yang meridians of the hands and feet, forming a repeated, unprovoked transmission system, which is the main channel for the operation of qi and blood.

In addition, there is also the second vein of Rendu, which has an important impact on the cultivation of internal strength, which belongs to the eight veins of the Qi Sutra......"

At this point, Long Wu paused again.

"Long Wu, what are you talking about is really the second pulse of Ren Du?" Shangguan Ting's face was surprised.

"Yes, this is a very important meridian of the human body."

"Huh? I always thought that Ren Du's second pulse was a fabrication of martial arts novels! Shangguan Ting continued to be amazed.

"Those who practice internal skills must master the second line of Ren and Du." Long Wu spoke like a martial artist.

"It seems that it is difficult to get through the second line of Ren Du, right? In martial arts novels, the protagonist gets through the two veins of Ren and Du, which is often a matter of chance, such as being accidentally hit by an opponent to a key part, or accidentally eating some elixir, or being accidentally injured by his own people. Shangguan Ting chattered.

"Hey, hey, Shangguan beauty, do you really want to get through the second vein of Rendu?" Wu Wei was ready to make a joke about her.

"Those who practice martial arts, if they don't get through the second vein of Ren Du, they will always be in the initial stage, who doesn't want to get through?"

"In fact, there is a way to get through the second vein of Ren Du!" Wu Wei's face was obscene.

"What's the solution?"

"Do you remember how Xiaolongnu and Yang Guo practiced outside the ancient tomb?"

"You're talking about yin and yang dual cultivation, right?" Shangguan Ting is not taboo about talking about men and women.

"Now that we are in the same hole, you can just give it a try with Brother Gongsun!" Wu Wei is a strong man with a strong body, full of energy, and when he talks about anything, he has to lean on the affairs of men and women.

Everyone knows that this is a meat joke, and no one is embarrassed to pick up the stubble, but I didn't expect Shangguan Ting to take it seriously, and said stupidly: "We have children in the cave, it's inconvenient." ”

Everyone wanted to laugh, but they still endured it!

Gongsun Liang suddenly said: "Chief, there are only two people in the cave between you and the queen, why don't you set an example?" Maybe you can get through the second vein of Ren Du, and there will be an unexpected gain! ”

Gongsun Liang hoped that Liri and Zhen Huan would cook the raw rice as soon as possible, so that Shangguan Ting would not be worried about leaving the day all the time.

Zhen Huan took a look at the departure sun, and his face was full of peach blossoms......

Liri's heart fluttered, and he hurriedly said: "Mr. Gongsun, don't talk nonsense, let Long Wu continue to lecture!" ”

Ryugo continues to lecture -

"The main blood of any vein is located in the center of the front of the body......"

Zhen Huan saw that Jiang Chuan didn't help Wu Wei pose, and shouted: "Hey, hey, Doctor Jiang, act!" ”

"Action what?" Jiang Chuan's reaction was half a beat slower.

"What do you say? Help Technician Wu pose for it! If you can't keep your soul, do you want to go back to the cave with Dr. Ye to get through the second vein of Rendu? "Zhen Huan is also a person who does not shy away from speaking.

Everyone burst into laughter......

Jiang Chuan began to pose funny for Wu Wei, and Long Wu continued to lecture-

"The main qi of the Du Mai is the main meridian of the human body, located in the center of the back of the body.

The above briefly introduces the meridians, and the following focuses on the acupuncture points, which are the most important knowledge for practicing internal strength. ”