Burn incense, cloth new house, remove the old year.

Chinese New Year's Eve, the entire Kunlun region has nine regions, 1,274 barriers, and every household has begun to get busy...... Three teas, five wines, steamed rice cakes, worship the ancestors to go home for the New Year, and in some places, the sound of firecrackers can be heard early.

Ye Wanmian, who originally planned to paste the Spring Festival couplets, was blocked by Lin Yuqi before he reached the door.

With a chicken's nest-like broken hair, Lin Yu said angrily: "I'm hungry, why don't you make breakfast, today is my birthday, shouldn't you give me a bowl of longevity noodles?" ”

Longevity noodles?

The mechanical girl of the Alita tribe still needs to worry about longevity?

Ye Huanmian said impatiently: "Today is the Chinese New Year's Eve, there are many things to do, and I haven't had time to catch my breath since I got up." You see, cleaning, pasting Spring Festival couplets, cutting window flowers, writing blessing characters, hanging lanterns, setting off firecrackers, worshipping ancestors and sweeping tombs, and preparing Chinese New Year's Eve dinner at night, where can I care about cooking noodles? ”

Besides, Ye Wanmian is still angry, the two hundred energy points he just earned in the final exam, yesterday in order to bail Lin Qi, it was a meat bun and beat the dog: "Want to have breakfast?" I see you're still hungry, reflect on it. ”

No matter how much reason there is, anyway, Lin Yu doesn't care: "I want to eat longevity noodles." ”

Ye Wanmian said with a cold face: "I don't have the energy to buy noodles, I have to make dumplings for the rest, you close your eyes and imagine it, you will treat it as if you have eaten it." ”

Lin Qiqi rolled her standard silver soul version of the dead fish eyes: "You have changed." ”

Ye Wanmian raised his head and looked over: "I know, I've become smarter." ”

Lin Qi said angrily: "Why don't you die." ”

Ye lingered and shrugged: "I want to too, but he doesn't allow it." ”

Lin Qiqi was about to be blown up, his hands were on his hips, and he glared angrily: "Ah, you big-headed ghost, you tell me again, give you a chance to reorganize the language." ”

"I, I, I ......"

"We."

"Big hands hold small hands."

"Let's walk together for the rest of our lives."

"La-la-la-la."

Listening to Ye Wanmian's mocking snort, Lin Yu's anger value was about to explode: "You will definitely be beaten like this." ”

Ye Wanmian continued to provoke, and even walked over and rubbed Lin Yu's face, and pushed her into the kitchen: "Do what you want to eat, you will be eighteen years old after today, you have to learn to grow up." ”

Lin Yu, who was pushed into the kitchen, stared at the dead fish eyes, and complained viciously: "My eldest sister, you touch me again, I swear, I will definitely fight back, don't think that you are weak, I will show mercy, if I punch down, I am afraid that you will not be able to marry your daughter-in-law." ”

Ye Wanmian twisted his buttocks and rolled his eyes: "If you have the ability, you can lift up the soy sauce bottle and smash me, you don't dare to smash it, I look down on you." ”

Will Lin Qiqi be afraid of this?

Without saying a word, she directly raised the soy sauce bottle in her hand, ready to scare Ye Wanmian and let him know that she was not easy to mess with.

Outcome.

The bottle cap was naturally loosened, and the soy sauce flowed straight down to three thousand feet, directly pouring Lin Qi's neck.

Ye Wanmian covered his stomach and laughed: "Let you be disobedient, let you be reckless, this will make people outside the world, there is a sky outside the sky, and you will not accept it!" The era of the barrier is very cold-blooded reality, no one will be really kind, you can't even notice that the soy sauce bottle cap is loose, and you still learn to fight...... But, haha, the way you look right now is so funny! ”

Ye lingering kept laughing over there.

Lin Yu's expression became more and more gloomy, and finally, I don't know if it was really wronged or what, the little girl suddenly cried. Since she was a child, she has been teased by Ye Tangmian and cried countless times, and this time, she cried worse than any defeat.

Lin Qiqi was really aggrieved: "Bastard, bastard, what's wrong with me fighting, did I want to fight." I'm not thinking about picking you up from school, with a brother like you, didn't I just spend some energy points on bail. I can do without birthday presents, I can not live long noodles, I can even pass Chinese New Year's Eve, but you can't bully me like that. If even you come to bully me, the world will be too dirty. ”

Douda's tears fell down: "I know that in school, they all say that you are a stupid four-eyed monkey, and I hope you will be the first to the bottom in the exam." But I don't think so, I want you to be happy every day, it doesn't matter if you're stupid or not, it doesn't matter if you're manly or not, and it doesn't matter if you can't fight. Because I am here, I will be a man, and I will take you to see the mountains and rivers of the sea of stars, bathe in the sunshine, and feel that the world is worth ...... What a fool I am! What a complete fool I am! ”

If he wasn't really reluctant, he was afraid that he would break Ye Wanmian, and Lin Yuqi would definitely beat him into a pig's head.

But the result?

After crying for a while, Lin Yuqi could only walk alone to the small bathroom, bathe herself, and then go to the smaller bedroom to change clothes.

God knows if this is a ghost idea that Ye Wanmian came up with to let Lin Yumian take a bath quickly.

Don't bring such a pit girl.

If it's not a sister, you can't be so pitiful.

Lin pouted: "If you have to ask me to take a bath, can't you just say it?" Dark soy sauce is bitter, isn't it? ”

Just when Lin Qiqi hid in the bathroom to take a bath, the leaves of the Spring Festival couplets were pasted at the door of the store, and when he turned around, he saw an old man with a face smiling like a leper dog.

Scared to death personally.

The old man is Cai Kun, the principal of Sanshi Middle School: "Classmate, do you need help, I am very slippery in hanging lanterns." ”

Cai Kun, whose cheeks were smiling like a flower, looked like he was self-cooked: "Classmate Ye, the Spring Festival couplets are to be paired with the word Fu, and also, do you know how to make dumplings?" I brought you three catties of pork belly, do you like to eat pork and green onion stuffing or pork and cabbage stuffing? This is real pork, not the kind of bargain that synthesizes molecules......"

didn't give Ye Wanmian a chance to interject at all, Cai Kun said for two minutes in one breath.

Admire.

Admire.

Whoever has been a leader has a great lung capacity.

"Cai Lao...... Headmaster? Ye Wanmian almost blurted out Old Man Cai, and turned a corner stiffly, he was a little suspicious that his ears were sick.

Cai Kun heard Ye Lingering's name, reached out and patted Ye Lingering's shoulder, laughed even wider, and the leper dog was about to laugh into old bark: "Classmate Ye is very good, you are really good, don't call me principal in the future, just call me teacher." Our teachers are very proud to teach such excellent students as you in Sanshi Middle School, very proud, and never proud. ”

saw the Spring Festival couplets held in Ye Wanmian's hands.

Cai Kun's ghost made a mistake, and he actually snatched it away: "Come on, come on, you stand on the side, and let the teacher help you paste the Spring Festival couplets." For so many years, the teacher has not come to your home to see it, and it has not been visited at home, it is the teacher's fault, and it is all the teacher's fault. This year's Spring Festival couplets, I'm afraid it's the last time you posted the Spring Festival couplets on our three-stone barrier, and the teacher will personally help you paste them. ”

An old man with eight out of seventy.

Trembling up the steel ladder.

Frightened, Ye Wanmian hurriedly helped him up with both hands.

If this really falls, who is it...... He really has no surplus food at home, he can't afford to pay it, he can't afford it, and he doesn't have such arrogance when he touches porcelain.

Using all his strength to hold on to the ladder, Ye Wanmian cautiously advised: "Old Cai...... Teacher, you better come down, the ladder slides, I'll post it, I'll post it, don't fall on you. ”

The early morning fog of the wasteland is not too thick.

But the winter barrier is very cold, and the breeze is blowing, and it can blow through the body in minutes.

Cai Kun exhaled a mouthful of white gas, and laboriously pasted the horizontal batch onto the top of the roller shutter of the machine repair shop: "It's not in the way, the teacher's body is very good, and it is difficult for the teacher to do such a little work." You dodge a little, you don't need to hold it, you don't need to hold it, you go to a distance to take a look, see if the horizontal batch is right, don't stick it crookedly. ”

Ye Wanmian wiped a handful of cold sweat, where did he dare to really let go: "Positive, positive, very, very positive, you posted it so well." ”

"Are you right?"

"Got it."

"Well, I'll go down then."

"Slow down, don't worry, take it steady."

"I'm not an old man, I can't fall, don't worry."

“……”

What he said in his mouth was not old, but when it was time to go down the ladder, Cai Kun still almost stepped on the air, which scared Ye Wanmian into a cold sweat.

After getting off the ladder, Cai Kun crossed his hands on his waist, and stood back with some high spirits, as if he was not sticking to a horizontal batch, but the engine of the mecha.

patted the soil on his body, and Cai Kun saw clearly what the whole couplet was written.

Shanglian: "Enter the energy points of the east, west, north and south." ”

The next link: "Recruit autumn, winter, spring and summer, and roll wealth for ten thousand years." ”

Horizontal batch: "Every day into the gold." ”

Ye lingering wrote it himself.

He felt very incisive, very life-like, and very down-to-earth.

Cai Kun was stunned, and then looked into the room: "Your family runs a mechanical repair shop?" Well, the Spring Festival couplets are really ...... There is an idea, the children of poor families have been in charge of the family for a long time, and they can't complain that Ye has such a strong ability to operate, there is a reason for this, this is the foundation, this is the experience. ”

Convince yourself of yourself.

Cai Kun sighed for a while: "People are old and clumsy." ”

"You see, you see, the treasure hidden under your nose has been buried for many years, and you haven't found it. Sin, sin, if Ye Wanmian's true strength had been discovered a few years earlier, how many more buildings would we have in Sanshi Middle School? At least three! The old man Qiu Zezhang next door is bullish all day long, isn't there a little cub who has been admitted to the Mechanical Research Department of the National University? When it comes to mechanical research, national universities are not number one. ”

Bang Bang ......

The sound of crackling firecrackers comes to mind.

"Student Ye, you won't be at school after the holidays." Cai Kun shouted at the top of his voice.

"What? What do you say? The sound of firecrackers was too loud for Ye Wanmian to hear clearly.

"You've graduated, you've graduated early." Cai Kun's voice was a little louder.

"Graduation?" Ye Wanmian was a little confused, he had just completed the final exam of the fifth stage, and he had just found the feeling of being a top student, why did he graduate?

"What are you kidding, how can you take the entrance examination after graduation now, you are killing geniuses, you are committing crimes, I don't want to graduate, I won't graduate if I am killed." Ye Wanmiao thought that he had misheard, and then he was directly anxious.

If it was placed in the past, it would have graduated after graduation, and it would have been a scumbag anyway, and it would have been spread everywhere, and there was nothing to worry about. Ye Wanmian will not fight, he can't pass the exam anyway, but now it's different, he knows that he is now a scholar, a steady scholar, the entire Sanshi Middle School, in terms of academic performance, he is everyone's father.

More critically.

If you can't take the entrance exam, you can't leave the three-stone barrier, and if you don't leave the three-stone barrier, you won't be able to see more books, and your brain will be hungry.

It's embarrassing.

Ye Wanmian cried and looked at Cai Kun aggrievedly.

Confirmed the eyes.

It's definitely not me who you say you're going to graduate.

Thinking at full capacity, Ye Wanmian stared at Cai Kun's eyes: "Principal Cai, don't you think that my final exam results are cheating, right?" I swear, I'm absolutely not cheating, you can go and call up the monitoring, let's watch it frame by frame. ”

"Don't look at it." Cai Kun waved his hand.

"Why?" Ye Wanmian was in a hurry.

"Because I've seen it."

"And you're still saying I'm cheating?"

"Who said you cheated?"

"You didn't cheat and you let me graduate, what's the difference between graduation and expulsion at this time?"

"It's not me who made you graduate, it's the People's Education Supervision Institute that sent a notice, besides, who cheats can make a perfect score, and who cheats can complete the modification of the agricultural armor attack system? The teacher's eyes are not blind. ”

"What do you mean?"

Haha laughed.

Cai Kun finally stopped teasing Ye Yumiao, and explained to him directly: "You have been admitted to the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute, you don't need to take the entrance examination anymore, you can go directly to the Qingli barrier to report, and report as a special enrollment." ”

There is a pause.

Cai Kun added: "Do you know the Ninth Machinery Research Institute?" ”

Ye lingering: "......? ”

He nodded stiffly.

His family is a machine repair shop, he grew up in the mechanical pile since he was a child, and no one who doesn't know the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute, he won't know it.

It represents the most authoritative institution in the ninth district in terms of mechanics.

Wrong.

The Ninth Machinery Research Institute is a holy place for Ye Lingering.

I never dreamed of a holy place.

After letting Ye Wanmian digest it by himself for a while, Cai Kun said: "I know you can't digest this shocking news for a while, to be honest, the teacher is the same as you." The teacher has worked in Sanshi Middle School for 42 years, and you are the first student to be admitted to the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute. ”

As he spoke, Cai Kun suddenly noticed that Ye Wanmian's face was a little strange, as if he had encountered some problem.

patted Ye Wanmiao's shoulder, Cai Kun smiled slightly: "Don't worry, I have consulted for you about the tuition fee, the full scholarship, you don't need to pay a single energy point." ”

At this time, Lin Yuqi, who had finished taking a bath, happened to come out of the store.

Ye Yumian pointed at Lin Yumian: "What about her?" ”

Cai Kun didn't think about it and said, "You can accompany her, she won't be a hidden scholar, right?" ”

Ye Wanmian shook his head desperately: "Don't worry, I promise, she is definitely not." ”

Cai Kun nodded: "That's okay, anyway, the place you are going to is the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute, not a third-rate university with a cat and a dog, not to mention only one, you are a sister, and the Qingli barrier will also be accepted in full, you don't need to worry about any identity issues." ”

"I heard that the cost of the green glass barrier is very large." Ye Wanmian said with his fingers.

"Don't worry, if you can go out on behalf of our three stone barriers, the school will definitely have a certain reward, which will be enough for you in a short time."

"That's embarrassing."

"In the future, don't forget your alma mater."

"Then I'm willing to ......"

Fools don't want to go.

Wrong.

Fools are willing to go.