If there is a condition, who would want to live in the foul-smelling wasteland mist, Ye Wanmian heard that the green glass barrier is much cleaner than the three stones, and it is said that the air is sweet.

Cai Kun proposed to make dumplings for Ye Wanmian to eat, and then he really stayed, a lot of age, noodles, stuffing, rolling skin, everything is a good hand, there is no headmaster at all, and he is so amiable that it makes people get goosebumps.

The feeling of being flattered.

The sound of firecrackers.

One after another.

Even the pungent stench of the wasteland was covered by the smell of fireworks in the sky, and a faint veil was added to the gray mist. Under the light of the laser light, a cloud can be seen in the entire barrier, which transpires up and down, like entangled marshmallows.

Lin Qiqi ate five full bowls of dumplings filled with pork and green onions, and his mouth was full of oil.

Cai Kun drank five glasses of wine, and half of the wine he brought with him was drunk by himself. I was laughing silly all the time, a lot of age, laughing happier than children, laughing stupider than children, praising Ye Lingering in his mouth is not the same, and he is embarrassed to praise Ye Lingering.

From childhood to adulthood, Ye Wanmian was praised for the first time and was a little ashamed, but he was really ashamed.

Ask yourself, this perfect score and perfect modification are actually the credit of the spar in his head, and he is indeed cheating.

The waist bar is not straight enough.

There is some emptiness in my heart.

However, at this moment, Ye Yumian finally understood why so many people wanted to be a scholar, and thought about it carefully: "You only see Xueba living proudly on the surface, but you don't know that Xueba will live a prosperous life behind the scenes, and it will only be more prosperous." ”

After eating the dumplings and drinking the wine dry, Cai Kun left the special admission letter, and left after a while, and he could still hear the old man's giggles when he walked out.

Cai Kun is gone.

Lin Yu, who was eating, reclined on the chair: "You really want to go to the Ninth Machinery Research Institute?" ”

Ye Yumian pointed to the notice on the counter: "This is still fake." ”

Silent.

Then after a long time, Lin Qiqi asked, "What about me?" ”

Lin Qi's voice was obviously a little low, she didn't hear the conversation between Cai Kun and Ye Wanmian in the morning, and muttered: "I can't get into that kind of perverted place." ”

Looking at Lin Yu's depressed little expression, Ye Wanmian slapped it: "You think it's beautiful, you go wherever I go, my dad asked me to watch you all the time, which means to strangle you on my trouser belt, and take it with me wherever I go." Besides, if you leave yourself, you won't be able to go to heaven, and your snot will bubble up. ”

Lin Qi snorted coldly: "What if I don't want to." ”

Ye lingering: "You don't have a choice." ”

Lin Qiqi: "Hmph." ”

Ye Wanmian: "Hmph, you don't have a choice, you just accept your fate." ”

……

The book says that one day, you will calm down, look at other people's stories like an outsider, shake your head awkwardly and smile bitterly, and then look out of reach. What the book said became a reality on Chinese New Year's Eve, and the former scumbag was admitted to the Ninth Institute of Mechanical Engineering.

What is the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute?

In the entire ninth district of the Kunlun Domain, more than ninety percent of the mechanics are from this school, and only from here can you have the best chance of getting the mechanic's certificate. Because the machinist certificate assessment of the entire ninth district is assessed by the Ninth Machinery Research Institute.

The building near the water is the first to get the month.

What's even more enviable is that Ye Langmian doesn't need to take the entrance examination at all, and is directly admitted.

Special move!

This is by no means bragging, don't believe it, go to the gate of Sanshi Middle School to take a look, the nine-meter-wide, ninety-nine-meter-long red banner, written clearly, clearly: "Congratulations to Sanshi Middle School Class 9 Ye Langmian for being admitted to the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute!" ”

It's all nine.

Ye lingering and Jiu seem to have a fate.

If nothing else, the banner will be hung for at least six months, or even longer, to facilitate the recruitment of new students after the college entrance examination. Cai Kun hadn't tried this kind of blood-boiling feeling for a long time, and he was ready to make a big move, taking advantage of this east wind to raise the source of students in Sanshi Middle School, and it was best to wipe out the good seedlings of the nearby barriers.

On Chinese New Year's Eve this year, he discovered: "This human love is really coming, rushing in the face, more fierce than the flood beast." ”

The group of classmates who usually laughed at him for being a scumbag four-eyed dog, gathered outside the machine repair shop one after another before dark, all carrying exquisite small gifts. What he said was congratulations, but it was clearly a sycophant, and the rainbow fart was not hidden, and the shot was bright and bright.

It's getting dark.

The homeroom teacher of Class 9 and the other seven classroom teachers also came together, and this lineup would not be so active even if they were scattered.

Ye Wanmian is very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, no one will be very adaptable, the main thing is that his heart is weak, his full score and modification to be honest, most of the credit should be the spar in his head.

A few days ago, he was a scumbag who was about to collapse on the ground as a waste, but at this moment he became everyone's idol, but he didn't want to be famous.

It is said that dogs and dogs are not kissing or licking when they meet, and people are either acting or deceiving in person, explaining in Ye Wanmian's words: "I said that I was not adaptable, not standing and talking without back pain, but just assisting me to express my emotions, which has nothing to do with the quality of half a dime." There is always a group of people in the world who are accustomed to judging others by the standards of saints and demanding themselves by the standards of shits. ”

Ye Wanmian has the element of sluts in his bones, so he doesn't like to have a good time with this group of familiar strangers, he is very stuffy, panicked, and his liver hurts.

Fortunately, the head teacher observed this embarrassment and took the initiative to propose: "Students, since everyone is here, I think we should take a group photo and leave a souvenir for classmate Ye." ”

As the head teacher spoke, he looked at Ye Wanmian, which seemed to say: "Your family should always have a camera when you run a machine repair shop." ”

At this time, Lin Yumian happened to walk to the door of the store, and Ye Yumian hurriedly greeted: "Come, help my brothers take pictures." ”

Sixty-seven people crowded at the door of Ye Wanmian's shop, everyone had a flush of excitement on their faces, and everyone held their heads up, as if the person who was admitted to the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute was themselves. Because it was too crowded, everyone frowned a little, but they tried their best to disguise an invincible momentum.

Lin Qiqi looked at this picture through the viewfinder, rolled out a silver soul version of his eyes, and thought to himself: "This immature face, innocent, from the bottom of the heart, and a heartless smirk, is really funny." ”

Look at Ye Wanmian who is standing upright in the first row: "Grinning with a mouth covered with black fluff, and forcing a strange expression of smiling without smiling, I really look like a fool." ”

Click.

As soon as the flash light comes on, the picture freezes at this moment.

……

According to Ye Xianmian's original arrangement, Chinese New Year's Eve should have been spent with Lin Qimi, but now it is impossible to achieve it anyway, because his homeroom teacher has booked a tavern without authorization, and is inviting all the students to dinner.

No one doesn't go.

Everyone is really excited, more excited than to win.

Three rounds of drinking.

A little drunk, Ye lingered, and suddenly found that his values began to waver: "Many things that I used to believe in are no longer believed in now." ”

"It always has been, right?"

"It doesn't seem right......

In the past, he always thought: "Don't teach Lao Tzu how to live, giving some material help is better than anything else." ”

The prayer to God made Ye Wanmian feel like a trash, but in fact, if he was not a waste, he was a scholar at that time, and the energy points were not easy to catch.

The spar in his brain made him understand a truth: "Knowledge is power." ”

Knowledge is the most powerful force in the fortress and even in the entire universe.

This power moistens things silently, people can't easily find them, and they are powerless to resist, and even willing to pay for it. For example, the group of classmates full of rainbow farts in front of Ye Wanmian, what they are looking forward to may only be a few years later, Ye Wanmian will succeed, don't forget the friends in your hometown. Are they stupid? They just want to believe the truth of their imagination and make themselves feel better.

In the past, everyone will subconsciously forget the meanness and ignorance: "At that time, it was love to help you, and it was your duty not to help you, you were weak, and you just didn't make any sense." If you are strong, you deserve everything, first of all, respect. ”

The more Ye Wanmian thought about it, the more his head hurt, and then he was like a newlywed little daughter-in-law, surrounded by dozens of people, accepting rounds of bombardment, taking turns to flattery, sycophancy to terrifying flattery, so terrifying that people were a little confused, and a little disgusting, but no matter how disgusting it was, he had to listen.

"Xiao Ye, I can't forget the teachers when I go to the graduate school in the future, there are excellent and good students like you, and the teachers feel proud in this life."

"Brother Ye, you are really not enough friends, and it is so hard to hide from everyone."

"How do you speak, can you blame Brother Ye for this, if you want to blame us, we are blind, but Xueba was by his side but didn't find out."

"If you don't make a move, it's just an extraordinary shot, how can you scumbags understand the mind of a scholar and gnaw bones at the same time."

"Brother Ye, tell the truth to your brothers, do you have a girlfriend? I've heard that the female students in our class are all gearing up, just waiting for you to nod and then throw yourself into your arms. ”

"As far as you talk a lot, who do we girls like, won't we say it ourselves? We just like classmate Ye, unconvinced, you have the ability to get a full score, and if you have the ability, you also let the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute be admitted to the special recruitment, if you can be specially recruited, I am yours. ”

"I heard that the air in the Qingli barrier is sweet, but I don't know if it's true."

"I'm so envious, I've never dreamed of it."

"Classmate Ye, add a friend, and keep in touch in the future."

“……”

Ye Wanmian smiled, his cheeks stiffened when he smiled, he was usually very good at scolding people with a poisonous tongue, but this did not mean that he was anti-human. People greet each other with smiles, you can't let people stick a cold ass, don't fight righteousness, and leave a good impression on everyone no matter what.

Moreover, he has a poisonous tongue, his belly is black, and he is afraid of the sky, not that he likes it, but that he wants to survive, in other words, who doesn't want to live comfortably.

As for adding friends?

I have been doing it for so many years, and I don't add it at this time? Do you dare to be a philistine?

The only person who couldn't bear to go to Ye Wanmian's side was Fu Chaolong, although he was also flushed. Of course, it's not that he doesn't want to be friends with Ye Wanmian, the students of Sanshi Middle School like to fight, but everyone is not stupid, they can be admitted to the Ninth Mechanical Research Institute, and they will definitely be on the rise in the future, and they will definitely be useful in the future.

But until the end of the dinner, no one really made friends with Ye Tang.

After today, I am afraid that there will be no chance to meet again in the future, and the gap between heaven and earth will not be able to catch up.

Finally, Fu Chaolong made a move, poured a big sip of wine, stood up and came to Ye Lingering's side, and said loudly: "Ye Lingering, add a friend, I still owe you three hundred energy points, and I will call you when I have saved enough." ”

Everyone was stunned.

Then someone immediately said: "Shameless, didn't you give classmate Ye some energy?" ”

Fu Chaolong's face was bright and upright: "At the beginning, the lottery was set to lose 200 energy points if you passed, lose 500 energy points if you got the excellent test, and repay the debt, which is justified, are you going to make me unkind and unjust?" ”

The reason is sufficient, the emotions are full, and the admiration is admired!

can be admired again, someone came to dismantle the stage: "But I remember, you have called Brother Ye's father, you and your father still need to add friends?" ”

Fu Chaolong may have been drunk, and his face flushed: "I admit it, I shouted, and classmate Ye also agreed." ”

Turn your head.

Fu Chaolong's face was stunned, he bent down and lowered his head, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Dad, add a friend!" ”

“？？？”

“！！！”

“……”

"So hard."

"Recognize the big daddy, I can't afford to provoke it, I can't afford to provoke it."

"If a person is shameless, he can't get anything, this person will be great in the future, he has learned, he has learned."

Ye Wanmian was very painful at the time, and he still underestimated Fu Chaolong, and he was still messy, he began to play hooligan, cleared his throat, and replied with a sincere face: "Solve ∫ (arctanx)^2/1+X^2dx, my light brain account is the number in this question and answer, you remember it." ”

Fu Chaolong: "......? ”

Ye Wanmian has already seen that these people are all sick, and they are not lightly ill.

It's not just that they're sick, it's the entire barrier, the entire Nolan Star, it's sick, and in this sick living environment, everyone is living according to their own rules of survival.

People's negative emotions are infinitely magnified.

To be honest, Ye Yumian is sometimes very curious, what is Lin Yumian thinking in his mind? How did the emotions of the Alita mechanical girl come about? After living together for so many years, I feel that the difference between Lin Qiqi and himself is not very big.

Are organic and inorganic life going the same way?

It's scary to think about.

The atmosphere in the tavern gradually reached a climax, and Ye Wanmian's special admission letter was taken out by the head teacher to show off, showing off the meaning contained in this card. Then it was borrowed by the classmates next to him, and everyone wanted to touch this legendary thing and see what the admission letter of the legendary Ninth Mechanical Research Institute looked like.

There is only one notice, but there are many people, and the result is inevitably uneven, and the inferior nature of people does not suffer from widowhood but unevenness.

There is a bear child who gritted his teeth and roared: "Give me the notice, or I will blow your head in minutes." ”

There is a bear child who pretends to be scared, turns around and shouts: "Teacher, he wants to me, let me fight back, don't ......"