Chapter 111: Two Parrots
Liri sometimes feels that Bai Bingbing is making a big fuss and worrying about the sky, after all, they are still in the stage of life struggle, and Zhen Huan is just a woman, a woman who is powerless.
In addition to reminding Li Ri to guard against Zhen Huan, Bai Bingbing also had to lay a foundation for his future, so he said: "Chief, not every woman wants to monopolize a man, if I meet a man I like, even if he has three palaces and six courts, I don't care."
It is often said that 'love is the only one', but in fact, it is nothing more than possessiveness!
If I really like each other, what if he has more women? ”
"It's really not easy for Expert Bai to have this realm, I wish you all the best in advance!" I don't want to discuss this anymore.
Zhen Huan didn't roast by the fire, but walked over slowly, Li Riman thought that she was looking for her, and would take the initiative to greet her.
But Zhen Huan just passed by casually, and kept a distance from them, completely treating him and Bai Bingbing as passers-by A and passer-by B.
During the lunch break, as soon as Zhen Huan entered the "cave", Long Wu took out something with both hands.
"Look, Queen, what is this?"
Zhen Huan took a look, isn't this the feather of a two-headed blackbird? So he asked, "Where did it come from?" ”
Long Wudao: "What I picked up at the entrance of the cave just now, at first glance, it was deliberately put by someone." ”
Zhen Huan slowly opened a small bundle of bird feathers, carefully combed it, and it was actually a set of bird feather costumes carefully tied up with a very thin rope!
Zhen Huan tried it, although the style was simple, the upper body was a cape, and the lower body was a skirt, but it fit well, and each bird feather was obviously carefully cleaned.
Zhen Huan touched the warm bird feathers with his hand, smiled slightly, and then his eyes moistened.
During the noon break, Zhen Huan never fell asleep, and he was not willing to use the "Sleeping Immortal Gong" of the Dragon Five Sect to help him fall asleep, but touched the bird's feathers in a daze.
Before getting up, she carefully combed her hair and curled her bangs slightly with a small branch that burned hot but did not catch fire.
Everyone was almost out of the hole, and they were all roasting around the fire, and Zhen Huan came out wearing bird feather clothes......
What monsters?
Everyone is confused!
Zhen Huan twisted and came to the fire, smiled slightly, and was about to greet everyone, Wu Wei smiled: "Queen, it's good!" This dress is ...... It's so temperamental! ”
"Queen, bird feather warming clothes, good at waste utilization, and good craftsmanship! Clever, really clever! Gongsun Liang added.
Zhen Huan glanced at Liri, and there was content in his eyes, but there was not much content, it was nothing more than a kind of gratitude, but Liri was a little dazed, and he didn't know what this woman was doing.
Shangguan Ting suddenly burst out laughing and teased: "Hahaha, queen, how did you become a birdman?" ”
When Zhen Huan heard this, he scolded secretly: "This forced mother-in-law! I thought that the old lady had lost her position and was becoming more and more presumptuous! ”
"Thank you, Chief! It fits perfectly. Zhen Huan said suddenly.
A few women were dumbfounded!
It turned out that the chief did it for her!
Liri continued to be confused, obviously he didn't weave it himself, why did Zhen Huan say that?
Could it be that someone else knitted it, and Zhen Huan mistakenly thought it was me?
Could it be that Zhen Huan knitted it himself, deliberately said that I knitted it, and then showed it off in front of other women?
Before I figured out the situation, I didn't talk nonsense, so I coped with it with "uh-huh".
Seeing Zhen Huan's resurrection with full blood, Shangguan Ting said, "Chief, let me tell you a joke." ”
"Okay, let's talk about it." Liri immediately agreed, telling jokes is an activity that he and Zhen Huan have been advocating.
The corners of Zhen Huan's mouth moved slightly, knowing that Shangguan Ting's thing was going to break down again!
Shangguan Ting began to tell jokes -
"A beautiful woman bought a black she-woman and brought it home and the first thing she said was, 'Do you want to sleep with me?'
When the beautiful woman heard it, it was broken, and others thought that I taught it! So he tried his best to teach it something elegant, but the blackbird would only say one thing: 'Do you want to sleep with me?' ’
Later, when she heard that a priest had a male parrot, the parrot never spoke foul language, and was very pious, and spent most of the day praying, so she asked the priest for help.
The priest said, 'This is difficult, but I didn't deliberately teach the parrot anything, and the reason why it is so religious is probably because it has been cultivated here for a long time.' ’
The beauty was disappointed, and the godfather said, 'Otherwise, you will bring the parrot to me, and I will put the two parrots together, and I hope that your parrot will be touched.' ’
When the beauty heard it, it could only be like this, isn't there a saying that 'the one who is close to the ink is black and the one who is close to the Zhu is red', try it.
So the beauty took the parrot to the priest, and the priest put the two parrots together.
At first, the she-parrot was still a little reserved, and she couldn't bear to be disturbed by the godfather's male parrot praying silently in the corner of the cage.
Then it finally couldn't control it anymore and said loudly, 'Do you want to sleep with me?' ’
When the male parrot heard this, he stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears and said, 'Thank God, my wish for so many years has finally come true.......'"
There was a burst of laughter......
Zhen Huan knew that Shangguan Ting was turning around and ridiculing herself, so she laughed a little, but added, "Shangguan Beauty, you haven't finished telling this story yet." ”
Everyone wondered, the joke has already come out, why didn't it finish?
Without waiting for Shangguan Ting to answer, Zhen Huan continued, "Later, the male parrot began to pray again!" ”
"Praying for what?" Shangguan Ting asked.
"Pray for more female parrots." Zhen Huan said while squinting at the departure of the sun, and the helplessness of the departure of the sun!
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Feng Wu's life is not good, since he was injured last time, he can't sit, he can only lie down or sit.
Qin Tian's life is not good, Qiu Yue always stimulates him again and again, not only can the beauty not get his hands, but he also has to take care of Feng Wu every day and all the time, and take care of a paralyzed person for the rest of his life, which is equivalent to accompanying half of his life.
Although Feng Wu has a very stubborn temper, she is always very obedient in front of the melancholy Qin Tian, perhaps, she is pitiful to Qin Tian, perhaps, she is pitiful to herself.
Qin Tian put Feng Wu aside and sat down, then plucked wild vegetables on the side, and when he was tired, he sat next to Feng Wu to rest.
Not long after he sat down, he suddenly saw Wu Wei circling Qiu Yue like a male dog, and he might come up to smell it at any time, Qiu Yue did not avoid Wu Wei and ignored it.
Qin Tian's mood became more and more depressed, so he took out his "antlers" and began to blow ......
"Brother Qin, what are you blowing?" Feng Wu asked innocently.
"This instrument is an ocarina." Qin Tian put down the "antlers" and explained.
"Ocarina? What ocarina? "Feng Wu had never heard of this instrument.
"Ocarina, generally made of clay, clay is a kind of porcelain raw material, this musical instrument originated in Italy, and later China borrowed the basic characteristics of Chinese and foreign clay musical instruments for reform and research and development, and created this musical instrument with a national flavor."
Porcelain, Italian, Reformation, Ethnic......
Feng Wu obviously didn't understand these concepts, but Qin Tian didn't care so much, he just thought it was a chat to relieve boredom.
Although the paralyzed Feng Wu made Qin Tian spend a lot of energy, she was also the only person Qin Tian was willing to communicate, otherwise Qin Tian might have been sick a long time ago.
"Brother Qin, can you teach me to play the ocarina?"
"Want to learn? Why? ”
"Every time I listen to Brother Qin playing the ocarina, I want to cry!"
"If you want to cry, why do you want to learn?"