Chapter 44: Hysteria
At ten o'clock at noon, Lujia Village.
Three people came in from the village, and one of them pointed the way and bent down, looking respectful to the other two.
"Master Li, please go through this aisle and you'll be at my house. Somehow, a while ago, my father went to the back mountain to dig bamboo shoots and came back, he was not happy, he had a stomach in the middle of the night, had a high fever, looked for the doctor in the village, and prescribed some medicine, but it was not good, he slept during the day, and got up at night to wander around, and his mouth was still chattering, full of nonsense. Ask him and say nothing, he doesn't know anyone. Occasionally, I can be sober for a while, and I can't say two words, and then I become the same again. ”
The young man who pointed the way before was called Lu Ergou, and the two Mr. Yin and Yang invited were naturally Li Jianguo and Cui Yue. Lu Ergou's father is called Lu Datong, and the family usually makes a living from farming, and when it comes to the season, the old man always goes into the mountains to dig some wild vegetables to subsidize the family.
But after the old man came back that day, he felt uncomfortable, and as soon as he swallowed a mouthful of food at the door, he committed hysteria, walking and jumping, scaring the family half to death, and the daughter-in-law went back to her parents' house overnight with the child in her arms.
The men walked as they spoke, and before they could finish their words, they came to a courtyard.
Lu Ergou opened the courtyard door, and Cui Yue was about to raise his legs to step in, when he saw Li Jianguo raise his hand to stop the two.
"Wait a minute, enter the door and look at the pile first, look at the bureau first, the life bureau and the death bureau feng shui bureau, the good and bad bureaus and ask the good and the bad, and break the truth and mystery in one word."
Li Jianguo put his hands behind his back, looking like a tall man.
Lu Ergou didn't understand the meaning of Li Jianguo's words. Since the master said it, there must be no mistake.
"Everything pays attention to the feng shui bureau, and if the bureau is not good, it is easy to get into trouble, so we have to take a look at the feng shui bureau where your house is located first."
Li Jianguo saw that this Lu Ergou really didn't understand, so he had to say.
When Lu Ergou heard this, he patted his head with an oh sound, and understood, he was leading this Master Li around his house.
Cui Yue looked at Li Jianguo's pretended to be profound, and secretly felt funny, he must have been playing tricks and making up some nonsense.
I saw that Li Jianguo would take out the feng shui compass to fix the position for a while, and then go around the courtyard for a while, inspect the trend of the surrounding houses, and look left and right, and he was really busy.
Cui Yue had an expression that had nothing to do with him, and found a shady place to cool off. Just watched Li Jianguo jump up and down there, tossing and turning.
"Ergou, I used the compass to settle it just now, and there are still some problems with the feng shui layout of your house."
Li Jianguo reached out and wiped the beads of sweat from his chin and spoke.
Hearing this, Lu Ergou looked very nervous and hurriedly said.
"Master Li, you said, what's wrong with my family's feng shui?"
"First of all, you look at the layout of your courtyard, the backyard wall has collapsed, and the south corner is missing in the Quartet, which is no longer the stable trend of the previous Quartet, and there is a worry about losing money."
Lu Ergou slapped his thigh and said hurriedly.
"Master Li, what you said is so right, my family has worked hard in the past few years, but I haven't seen the harvest, and I can't gnaw on the essence of the old book at all."
Li Jianguo deliberately sold a pass, paused for a moment, and then continued.
"Look at the eaves of the house that are more than three feet higher than the main house, the so-called generation is different, is low and high, unfilial piety has three, this is the trouble of filial piety. Do you think I'm right? ”
Lu Ergou was full of shame when he heard this, and sighed.
"Master Li, you're right. It's all because of my daughter-in-law, who always makes my father angry one day. Life is a matter of holding your breath. ”
Cui Yue saw that Li Jianguo was flickering two sentences, and he had already coaxed Lu Ergou around, and he was convinced of Master Li in front of him.
Cui Yue glanced at Li Jianguo, fanned the wind with his hand, and said in his heart, on such a hot day, you should hurry up, aren't you here to treat his father, what are you talking about here, I think the feng shui layout of others is very good, as far as you have a lot of things, the good ones are also bad.
Li Jianguo looked at Cui Yue with a smug face, boy, if you don't have some real skills, you really let you look at people in the cracks of the door, and you will look down on people.
After some tossing, this Lu Ergou finally respectfully invited Li Jianguo into the door.
After entering the courtyard gate, Cui Yue quietly grabbed this Li Jianguo and asked uneasily.
"Uncle, you said that this hysteria can't be a haunting, why do I feel panicked."
"What are you afraid of, do you know why I calculated that I came at this time, noon is the time when the yin qi is the weakest, even if you really bump into a ghost, it won't be much more powerful."
Cui Yue was skeptical, thinking that if there is a ghost for a while, I can run away, and you can do it yourself.
"Master Li, that's my father's room."
Lu Ergou pointed to the main room in front of him. As he spoke, he stepped forward, took out the key, and opened the brass lock on the door.
A few people looked through the window and saw a white-haired old man, lying on the kang, snoring like thunder. Snorted twice from time to time, and slept unconscious.
Lu Ergou took the meal, walked to the edge of the kang, and called.
"Dad, get up and eat."
Lu Datong, who was still snoring like thunder before, heard these words as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and a carp turned over and got up, crisply and neatly, and gobbled up the food on the kang.
Cui Yue watched it for a long time, this old man of the Lu family is agile, and he doesn't look like a sick person, isn't this good, he can eat and drink.
Lu Ergou looked at Li Jianguo, Li Jianguo didn't see anything famous, and motioned for him to observe.
Lu Ergou took a look, what is this, I have invited all the people. You don't have anything to do, I'm not tossing in vain.
Lu Ergou thought for a moment and asked out loud.
"Dad, have you eaten enough?"
"Today's meal is very kind, reward you with a three-grade military squire to sit down, come to you, and give you a flower feather on the top."
The white-haired old man put down the rice bowl, wiped a handful of oil from his mouth with his sleeve, and sat cross-legged on the kang, with a majestic face.
"Poof", Cui Yue looked at the situation in the room and couldn't help laughing out loud for a while.
Lu Ergou looked at Li Jianguo with a look for help, look, this is sick.
Li Jianguo didn't expect that this white-haired old man would not be good at farming, so he studied the matter of the feudal emperor, compared himself to the emperor, and nodded secretly, Well, it is a disease, and it must be cured!
When Lu Datong heard someone laughing outside the house, his face suddenly displeased, and he slapped the kang table and shouted angrily.
"Bold! Who's making a fuss here? Come to you, where is the guard with a sword, and bring the noisy people to the temple. ”
Cui Yue didn't expect that his laughter would provoke Lu Datong to be angry. I still can't help but want to laugh in my mouth, and I said mischievously.
Yes. Your Majesty, the villain is guilty, and the slave will never give up. ”
Hearing this, Lu Datong was very useful, and the color on his face eased a lot, half lying on the kang, and waved his hand.
"Forget it, I'm very happy today, and I won't pursue it with you. By the way, what about my concubine Hui, why didn't you come here to say goodbye. ”