Chapter 45: The Altar Opening Practice
Lu Ergou's face suddenly turned blue and white for a while, and he said with a headache.
"Dad, you are confused again, Huihui led Xiaojuan back to her parents' house."
Li Jianguo also frowned secretly when he heard this, this old man really can't distinguish things, even his daughter-in-law can be called a concubine. It is said that they are full of wine and food, and they are full of desire to drink, but they can't say that they will still be thinking about the little thing about the bedtime.
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.
Lu Datong's eyelids were raised, and he pointed to Cui Yue by the door with his hand, and said lazily.
"Father-in-law Liu, I'm a little tired, so I'm calling a kabuki to dance a song and have a good time."
As soon as Cui Yue saw this Lu Datong pointing at him, and called him Liu's father-in-law, he immediately became angry and scolded secretly, what a deal, you are a eunuch, and you still want to watch people dance for fun, I think you dance six is about the same. Seeing Lu Ergou secretly apologizing to himself, it was not good to have any more seizures. Twist your head out of the house and spit in the corner.
Cui Yue turned his head to look at Li Jianguo, his eyes urged, you are happy and idle, hurry up, what are you waiting for, can't you see that this white-haired old man is ridiculous enough?
Lu Ergou took advantage of the fact that his father was still full of wine and food, slipped to Li Jianguo's side, and said in a low voice.
"Master Li, since my father came back that day, he has lost his mind, one time he proclaimed himself the emperor Lao Tzu, and the other time he became an ancient scribe, a strong poem against him, I can't understand what the words say, my father used to not know a single big word, and his name was not written well."
Li Jianguo nodded secretly, but he was not in a hurry or slow, and said calmly.
"Okay, in this way, it seems that this Uncle Lu has collided with something unclean in the back mountain, causing a ghostly anger, blinding the mind, and contaminating some filth. Naturally, they will do a lot of things that go against common sense. ”
Lu Ergou nodded and said hurriedly.
"Master Li, is there any way to save my father."
"Don't worry, don't worry, with my help, it will be successful."
Cui Yue was already weak-hearted, but when he heard Li Jianguo's words, he was even more weak-hearted, and his legs and stomach cramped.
Li Jianguo looked around, took out a red thread, motioned for Cui Yue to tie it to the door frame, and tied small bells to the line.
"What is this?"
"Yin Soul Bell, any change in Yin Qi will cause it to vibrate."
"Oh, I see."
Cui Yue looked at the little bell in his hand, this kind of gadget actually has such an effect.
Li Jianguo instructed Lu Ergou to pack up the items on the main table in the house, and he wanted to open the altar here.
On the square table, a bowl of glutinous rice, two red candles, three pillars of incense, and four pieces of rune paper are neatly placed one by one.
At this time, Lu Datong was squinting, humming a small song in his mouth and suddenly interrupted, pointed to the house, and said loudly.
"Where is the prince, and who is making noise here?"
Lu Ergou hurriedly turned around and said perfunctorily.
"Dad, this is a trickster invited from the south to relieve your boredom."
"In this way, I remember you with filial piety, yes, let them play, I want to see what is famous."
Lu Datong used his hand to pestle his head, meaning to be happy.
Li Jianguo sneered, then you can please, open your eyes and see clearly, and play a good show for you.
Li Jianguo ordered Cui Yue to light a red candle, put three pillars of incense, and take a stack of yellow table paper and burn it.
"Lingbao Tianzun is above, the disciples are guarding the opening altar today, removing dirt and dirt, protecting the Dharma God King, defending the chanting, returning to the right path, clear inside and outside, removing the filth of heaven and earth, and protecting the right path in the world."
Li Jianguo knelt on the table with his legs in his hands, and there were words in his mouth. While reading, he took out a peachwood sword, the tip of the sword was rounded, he pulled a sword flower, and danced with the wind twice.
Lu Datong next to him was surprised and shouted.
"Yes, yes, I have a lot of rewards."
Li Jianguo snorted coldly, and the peachwood sword suddenly slammed from the front of the table, piercing the four rune papers on the table through the heart and piercing it on the tip of the sword.
Li Jianguo held the sword and turned around again, the tip of the sword pointed to the sky, the palm of his hand turned down, and the spell in his mouth sped up a few points.
At this time, Lu Datong seemed to be frozen, his two eyes were motionless, and he sat on the bed in a daze.
Cui Yue saw Li Jianguo's smooth hand, and his impression in his heart changed greatly, and then looked at Lu Datong's reaction, it seemed that it was still somewhat effective.
Li Jianguo swept his sword towards the brazier, and the four pieces of rune paper caught fire and burned slowly at the tip of the sword.
Li Jianguo hurriedly stabbed the sword in the void around Lu Datong several times, and the ashes on the sword scattered around Lu Datong's body. Wherever the ashes fell, Lu Datong burned his buttocks like fire, his face was frightened, and he hurriedly slapped it with his hand, as if he had been stained with something.
Lu Ergou looked at Li Jianguo with reverent eyes, this master's shot was really extraordinary.
Li Jianguo took the sword as his heart, stretched out his hand to draw an arc, covered Lu Datong inside, and took out a piece of talisman paper from his arms like lightning in his right hand, and pasted it on Lu Datong's forehead.
As soon as Fu got up, Lu Datong's expression froze, and his eyes were dull.
Li Jianguo snorted coldly, turned around and took a bowl of water and wine, took a big sip, and sprayed Lu Datong full house.
Lu Datong didn't move, the strange thing was that the water and wine turned into stars and fell on his body, and there were bursts of smoke, swirling and circling, which was very peculiar. Lu Datong seemed to have suffered some kind of pain, his face was painful, his lips were wide open, but he couldn't hear any sound.
Seeing this, Lu Ergou was anxious, but he didn't dare to make a noise, and looked at Cui Yue with puzzled eyes.
Cui Yue looked at Lu Ergou's expression, and thought, you can pull it down quickly, this is the first time I have seen this scene, I don't necessarily know as much as you.
Li Jianguo put the sword on his back with his backhand, grabbed the thick bowl on the table with his right hand, and splashed all the glutinous rice on Lu Datong's body.
Bang bang
There was a sighing sound, and the glutinous rice with white flowers sprinkled Lu Datong's body, on the quilt, on the edge of the kang, everywhere.
"Ahh
Lu Datong suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig, rolled his eyes, and fainted on the kang straight, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.
Lu Ergou was in a hurry, threw himself on the kang, and almost howled out in his throat.
Li Jianguo was confident and breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, the hysteria on Uncle Lu's body has been resolved."
As he was talking, Lu Datong slowly opened his eyes and said weakly.
"Ergou, what's wrong with me, why is my whole body so weak, my throat is so dry, quickly pour me a bowl of water to drink."
At this time, Lu Ergou saw that the old man was awake and sober, and he was overjoyed, and hurriedly promised to pour a bowl of water and send it to Lu Datong's mouth.
Cui Yue was also amazed when he saw it, he didn't expect it to be true, these tricks under Li Jianguo's hands really worked. The old man seemed to have regained his senses, and the emperor's dream seemed to have woken up. It seems that although this Li Jianguo is not as profound as the Tao, he knows a little about the past.