Jiahui's wife quietly trimmed her nails, and then sorted out the few newly hung paintings on the wall, as if she hadn't heard them.

"What do you mean? If you want to fight, just say don't beat around the bush! "I immediately grabbed him by the collar and pressed him to the couch.

He also grabbed my head, grabbed my waist with the other hand, buried my head in the couch, and whispered, "This one in front of us is definitely not my wife." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted to what was going on, he actually did not shy away from saying in the store that he was interesting to my wife, and it was natural for me to be angry, but what about his wife? What does it mean that he can still maintain that breezy smile?

I remember a few years ago when I was with Chen Lin, once we went to the cinema to watch a movie together, there were a lot of people at the end, she went to the toilet first, I was waiting for her at the door of the toilet, and by chance I saw a long-legged beauty in a short skirt, she also saw me, so she accosted me, talking about today's movie, when the two of them were chatting happily, Chen Lin held a face that was about to be gloomy out of the water, put her hand on my shoulder, and said to her coldly: "I'm sorry, this is my boyfriend, waiting for me to go to the toilet here." , can you get out of the way? ”

It made that beauty very embarrassed, in fact, we didn't do anything, just chatted for a few days, I didn't even have the idea of asking her for contact information, so until I got home, I was still unhappy, thinking that Chen Lin controlled me too much.

Later, Chen Lin told me a classic quote very solemnly, "There is no unjealous woman in the world, only an unjealous ex-girlfriend." ”

I didn't believe this sentence at first, but then I saw a lot of bloody plots about love, so I slowly believed this sentence, women are not jealous? That's completely non-existent, unless she doesn't love you at all anymore, so... Who is this person in front of us who is disguised as Jiahui's wife? Thinking of this, a cold sweat broke out on my back.

"Okay, why are you two like children, Jiahui is just joking, right?" A cold hand touched my neck and lifted me up, but she was still smiling.

"Uh... yes, sister-in-law. I couldn't laugh, but I was afraid that she would find out that we knew her secret, so I lifted the muscles of my face with both hands and smiled fakely.

"Jiahui, you should also hurry up, oh, by the way, you will talk to Fang Ming about this, is it because you are tired of watching me? I have a classmate who has just divorced, she looks pretty good, and she said that the demand in that area is also quite strong, you can make an appointment, I will send her WeChat account to you later, if you are not satisfied, I will help you find a suitable woman, I am going home to cook now, do you have anything special to eat? She touched Jiahui's face and said.

"Let's have a sour and spicy potato, and a shallot, mixed with tofu."

"Fang Ming, what about you?"

"I'll do it, you can do it."

She slowly put away her bag and headed for the door.

I... of the day... Isn't this the wife of my dreams?

I used to fantasize that Chen Lin would be so magnanimous, after marrying her, I would find a few little lovers outside, sleep this today, sleep that tomorrow, turn over the cards every night, and when I was old, I only said that the house was full, and the life was beautiful, but with her character, if I knew that I was getting along with other women, I guess she would be angry and ignore me for the rest of her life, right?

"Jiahui... Do you think this is more suitable for your wife? I whispered to him.

"If it weren't for the unknown origin, I would have accepted it happily." Jiahui couldn't help but smile, it seems that the two of us thought of going together.

"Huh? Why can't the door open? Jiahui, come and take a look, the door hasn't been repaired for a long time. ”

"There's an anti-theft device there, you definitely can't open it, don't look at it." Jiahui walked over to the bar and was unlocking the cabinet below.

"Oh? You mean I stole something? I'm a woman who has been with you for more than ten years, why do you doubt me so much! And what is in the store, which one didn't I work with you? She said.

"It's... Is it? I'm X! Where are my locks? Jiahui opened the door of the cabinet, and the leisurely expression on his face changed suddenly.

Jiahui's wife smiled grimly, the muscles on her face vibrated at a frequency that defied the laws of physics, and slowly transformed into another person—the girl in goose yellow, with headphones in her ears and big eyes.

"What do you think I stole from?"

"You stole my chains! You..."

"And what do you look at again?" She spread out her palm, and a red thread lay quietly in her palm.

Red silk thread?! I remembered, when Jiahui came to my house to look for me, he met a female ghost disguised as before at the door, and wanted to tie her up with a red silk thread first, but she used a little trick to escape, and the red silk thread also came to her hands, and there were no clues to be traced back, so this matter had to be closed.

"This is what my best friend gave me~ I'll take it first today..."Her eyes kept looking at me and Jiahui.

"Let's do an experiment with you first! Who told you to look so ugly. She blew a black breath on the rope, and the rope was immediately dyed all black by her, and she held one end of the rope in her hand, and the rope flew over me as if it were alive, and tied me to death.

This kind of thin rope is not comparable to thick hemp rope, and it hurts to die when strangled into the flesh, and if she were to tie it any tighter, I would have been cut.

Hey, where do I look ugly? Besides, if I'm ugly, you're going to tie me up, what kind of logic is this? Obviously Jiahui is the one who wants to arrest you, okay?

I feel innocent no matter how I think about it.

"Yes, yes, how about giving you a nickname called Pipi Shrimp? If you don't deny it, it means that you agreed, let's go! "She tightened the rope again and tried to drag me away.

"Slow, so you want to go? The shrimp in your hand is my official employee here, so hurry up and catch it! Jiahui took out his token and slapped it on the bar, and a large aura instantly appeared on the ground, and it kept getting bigger.

As if she was afraid of that kind of light, she flew directly into the air and said, "Your employee's life is in my hands, hurry up and let me out!" ”

"Fang Ming, now it's time for you to sacrifice your little self to achieve your big self, hurry up and tell her loudly that your life is not important at all!" Jiahui was not afraid at all.

"Huh?" She turned her head and glared at me fiercely, her eyes glowing red.

"I... Jiahui, you're so unkind, I'm about to be scared to pee, okay? What kind of great self do you still call me to fulfill... I just want to shout for help now! I said.

"It's useless, I shouldn't have paid you so much if I knew it, no, I knew that I shouldn't have saved you in the first place, okay, let's go, this is the end of your fate with me." Jiahui said to me through gritted teeth, but still put the token in his pocket and took the initiative to open the door for us.

"Hehe... It's a shame that you're a ghost in the underworld, and I didn't expect it to be soft on me because of an employee, hahahaha..."She laughed very proudly.

She dragged me out like a dog, and the next second the ground collapsed, and she fell into a trap we had dug a long time ago.

"Ahh - You will not die well! She screamed heartbreakingly.

Jiahui unhurriedly helped me remove the red thread from my body, and the two of us stood shoulder to shoulder, overlooking her from above.

When the king of Yama told us that we were going to arrest the criminals, we had made all the preparations, and we had remodeled the pet shop from the inside out, and this trap was set up at the door, dug for ghosts like her who were trying to escape.

In order not to disturb other shops on the street to do business,Or specially choose to dig it at midnight,After digging, there is a blanket with a smart chip on it,Usually the blanket is very hard,Enough to carry 500 pounds of weight,But as long as Jiahui presses the remote control connected to the chip... Hehe, Jiahui didn't open the cabinet just now to look for the chain, because we had already seen the piece of chain exposed on her body, it was just a trick to paralyze her.

"You two dead things whose brains were kicked by donkeys... Ouch—" she kept screaming from below.

"Miss, I advise you to move less, the more intense the action, the more pain you will endure." Jiahui was afraid that she wouldn't be able to hear, so he clasped his hands into a horn shape and shouted at her.

This trap is naturally different from ordinary traps, but all ghosts have some magical powers, if it is just the most ordinary trap, she can still easily fly out after entering, but our trap is transformed by blood.

All four walls, including the floor, are engraved with charms, yes, not spells written on the rune paper pasted up, the kind is just a one-time one, once destroyed by a ghost, it has to be re-pasted, which is carved by the old beggar himself with a carving knife, so that it is more durable.

Moreover, these charms are spiritual, and they can automatically check whether the ghosts have fallen in, and as soon as they fall in, they will exert their spiritual power to the strongest.

In addition to the spell, there are also ghost clips all over the ground, which is a kind of clip close to a mouse trap, and the appearance looks much different from the mouse trap, the power, I don't know very well, listen to her screams, I know that the power must be not small.

This female ghost in goose yellow clothes is really persistent, Jiahui told her not to move, she prefers to move, it didn't take long for her body to be full of clips, and her original delicate face was clamped so that her mother didn't know her.

Jiahui took out a large bag from his pocket and threw it on her, and the bag took the initiative to eat her, and tightened it, and flew back into our hands, and we put the blanket on again and went back to the store.

"Well done!" The two of us high-fived each other.

Since the arrest of the wanted criminal, it has been a long time since it has gone so smoothly, not to mention all kinds of difficulties, and every time I have been falsely alarmed, only this time it was done in one go.

Ten minutes ago, when Jiahui tightened his arms around my waist and pressed me on the sofa, he not only told me about his idea of catching ghosts, but also smeared me with a layer of "ghost oil", once this oil is applied to the skin, it will automatically spread to the whole body, so I don't leave a trace of red silk threads on my body.

"Hurry up and let me out!" She was still yelling and screaming when she was locked in the black bag, and even people kept rolling on the ground with the bag, Jiahui was not so soft-hearted, and directly whipped on the cloth bag, and she finally became honest.