"Come on, what's the purpose here! I know what we do, but I still come from the net, stupid or not. ”

"What do you care I'm here for!"

"The mouth is quite hard, believe it or not, I'll whip you again, I'm going to hit you very hard, and before you enter the underworld, you'll be beaten by me, don't regret it." Jiahui said.

"I... I'm just here to steal something, am I easy I, I originally stayed in the haunted house and disguised myself as a staff member, sucking the yang energy of passers-by, maybe I can hide safely for a long time, just because I met this street boy, and the woman who stayed in the grain harvest hell, I always feel unbalanced, why they can always swagger through the market, but I am like a street rat, so I want to come to the ghost to send you to steal something for self-defense. ”

This female ghost actually put the blame on the two of us? I was annoyed and amused by her.

"What you said is really funny, people haven't done anything, why can't they show off the market?" Jiahui said.

"I remember that woman was very fond of wasting food when she was alive, and she did not repent until she died, and she should have been locked up in hell for hundreds of years." She said.

"People have friends who recite scriptures to her, so that she can come out of hell in advance and regain her free life, do you have friends to help you?"

"What?! Hum! It's so unfair! She was so angry that she rolled around again.

She always felt unbalanced in her heart, and she was still babbling and complaining alone, Jiahui stopped talking nonsense with her, and called the underworld, asking them to quickly send someone up and take this wanted criminal away, they said that the underworld is also very busy, and it may take about ten minutes to send someone to collect it, so that we can watch for a while.

At this time, we remembered that the real Jiahui wife had not been found.

"Hey, the woman in the bag hurry up and say, where did you get my wife?"

"Can the sentence be mitigated?"

"You're quite smart, you know that your sentence is long, and you open your mouth to ask me for the right to reduce my sentence."

I also think it's funny, even ghosts are so realistic these days, no, aren't ghosts just people changing? Even people are so realistic, let alone ghosts.

"The original sentence was 500 years, and now that I let this kind of thing go, it is estimated that it will be several times more, right? Alas... There are a lot of good years to waste in the underworld, can I not be in a hurry? She said.

"Well, as long as you tell me, I will definitely help you reduce your sentence, but I am soft-spoken, and it is not certain how far I can help you reduce it." Jiahui said.

"She... Far away in front of me, I sealed it with ghost magic in that hanging painting. ”

I looked up with Jiahui, and sure enough, there were three new paintings hanging on the most conspicuous white wall in the pet store, two were landscape paintings, and the other was a portrait of Jiahui's wife, revealing a faint black gas.

Jiahui used the power of the token to crack the black gas, and she was able to get out of trouble and threw herself into Jiahui's arms.

"Wife! I've got you back! That's great. Jiahui smiled.

His wife smiled too, then immediately changed her face, slapped him twice, and said, "What did you just say?" You want other people's wives too, what do you mean? Don't you want to live with me, just say it if you want a divorce, and ah, why are you so happy when the female ghost told you to help you introduce a new girlfriend just now? The happy face is like a flower, why don't you speak, hurry up and explain to me honestly! ”

"That's just acting, it's definitely not true, my heart for you is clear to the sun." Jiahui said.

"Really?" Jiahui's wife obviously didn't want to believe it, but she glanced at me a little, and then held back the anger in her stomach, and said to him: "Forget about opening a business, it's not good to be noisy, let's settle the accounts slowly after we go back, now I should go home to cook, what do you want to eat at night?" ”

"Whatever, you can eat anything, as long as you cook it, I don't have anything I don't like to eat."

"Well, then don't eat it, anyway, I'm not in the mood to cook tonight, I'm going to go shopping with my girlfriend, I remember that there seems to be a lack of a washboard at home, and I have to buy a few more at home tonight, do you have any opinions?"

"No, no, you can buy whatever you want." Jiahui said.

"Really no comment? I'll give you another chance. Jiahui's wife said.

Jiahui immediately understood what this meant, so he took the initiative to hand over his bank card and said, "Remember to buy me a shirt too." ”

"How much money do you have in this card?"

"In addition to buying me clothes, it's enough money to buy you three sets of clothes and two bags."

She let him go, and walked away while talking to her best friend on the phone, and kicked the black bag before leaving.

"Even you dare to lock up the old lady!"

"Alas... Fang Ming... Do you think I have a heart attack? Why do you always feel so uncomfortable? As soon as Jiahui saw his wife walk out of the store, he sat down on the sofa decadently.

"Heart disease is not enough, it may be that there is an element missing in the body." I explained it in a serious way.

"When you say that, I also remember, maybe I haven't eaten any fruit recently, so I lack vitamin C? Or maybe you eat less meat and therefore lack vitamin B12? Do you think I'm going to go to the supermarket and buy some fruit or some meat? ”

"Money, if you have this disease, you will have to earn more money, when I give my girlfriend a lot of money, I often get this disease, so I can understand your current mood very well, it's okay, everything will pass, it doesn't matter if you are poor now, there will be a poorer time in the future, and at that time you will remember today's beauty." I said lightly.

"Makes sense, alas... I'm still skipping dinner tonight, earn more money and spend less, otherwise I won't be able to keep up with the speed at which my wife spends money. Jiahui said.

He was worried because of his wife, I was worried about his girlfriend, and we two big men sat side by side on the sofa.

"Buckle buckle." Someone is knocking on the door.

"Please come in." Jiahui said without raising his head, and I didn't look up either.

"Jiahui, I heard that you have a ghost here that you need to take down, and you are still a wanted criminal?"

"Chen Lin? How are you? What a rarity! Jiahui stood up.

I thought he was teasing me, but when I looked up, I saw that it was really Chen Lin who came, wearing a meticulous uniform and stepping on stiletto heels, no matter how I looked at it, I felt temperamental, and I really deserved to be the woman I liked.

"Does that need to be said? You must have come to me, Chen Lin, you are angry, you don't know how much I miss you these days. I hurried over.

As soon as Chen Lin turned her head and saw that I didn't see it, I was about to say something, but another person appeared behind her-Wang Gang, who was wearing a uniform similar to Chen Lin.

My face immediately became colder than the air conditioner in Jiahui's pet store.

Even Jiahui has such a good relationship with me, I want to fight with Chen Lin when I make a joke about him, not to mention Wang Gang, who has a bad relationship with me in the first place, and bluntly says that he likes Chen Lin?

"What are you doing here?"

"You're blind, don't you see I'm here for work?" He also spoke impulsively.

"You are the one who I see blind, don't you see that I am not blind?"

"If I'm blind, I won't be able to see you, and I'll say you're blind?"

"If it weren't for the fact that you were blind, how could you say that I was blind..."

"Okay, you two don't quarrel, what cross talk do you want to perform, what tongue twisters do you want to perform, go to the street to perform, we still have business to do." Jiahui separated the two of us three meters away.

"Humph! If it weren't for the fact that you're here to get down to business...", I muttered as I walked over to the counter and found a corner to stay, not looking at his face, which made me want to get angry.

The various service systems of the prefecture are still similar to those in ancient times, so it is particularly cumbersome to do, there are many documents to be stamped and signed one by one, about 20 minutes later, they have inspected the "goods" and then they are leaving, I am a little reluctant to Chen Lin, I want to leave her alone, say a few intimate words.

"After thinking about it for so long, I'm finally willing to get out of that corner?" Wang Gang said again.

"Are you bothered?" I raised my fist at him.

Seeing his very three-dimensional face, I really wanted to make him flat.

"Don't talk about it, Wang Gang." Chen Lin turned around and said lightly.

"Haven't I tried to fight for you? Even if a flower is inserted in cow dung, it is still a pile of slag cow dung..."Wang Gang said without hesitation.

Jiahui was afraid that I would really fight with him, so he hurriedly grabbed my shoulder and said, "Chen Lin, if you are not busy with work, it is better to stay for a few more minutes." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm really busy, I haven't rested for three days and three nights, and I want to sleep a little more after dealing with this last task." Chen Lin said.

"It's a good night's sleep, and see that your dark circles are boiled out."

"Jiahui, you're really joking, I'm a ghost, the blood doesn't circulate, the dark circles under my eyes have always been so heavy, I used to be able to put on an eye mask or something when I was a living person in the yang world, but now it's useless to put on more things." Chen Lin smiled very reservedly.

"Chen Lin... I only have one thing I want to say to you..."

"But I've said what I've said to you, and I'm not interested in you right now." As soon as Chen Lin spoke to me, her face suddenly became darker than the bottom of the pot, but it dissipated in front of my eyes in a few seconds.

"Chen... Alas... Jiahui... What do we eat at night? I had no choice but to say.

"Infected by this sad breath on your body, it is the delicacies of the mountains and seas, I can't eat it anymore, it's better not to eat it." Jiahui said.

One night passed quietly, I mopped the floor, sorted out the magazines, and then watched the duck play two games of Go with him, a game of checkers, and chatted casually with Jiahui's wife, who had returned from shopping.

At four o'clock in the morning, he returned home like a defeated rooster.

I just can't understand why Chen Lin doesn't want to believe me? Even if it's like Jiahui's wife, slap me twice in the face and scold me fiercely, I'm willing to do it.

Heartache... The pain is almost empty, this feeling is understood by many people, but no one can really comfort me, except for Chen Lin.

When I got home, it was pitch black at home, no one lit the lights for me, no one made supper for me, I turned on the lights myself, washed up, didn't even bother to change my clothes, no one looked at me anyway, I just stripped naked and climbed into bed.

"Ah......h

"What's wrong? Fang Ming, you came back so late, I originally prepared a supper for you, but you didn't come back too late, I thought you wouldn't come back tonight, so I ate your share. Yuqing said lazily.

I wasn't surprised that Yuqing was in my bed, but... Why didn't she wear a single dress? The pink and tender red dangled before my eyes, and a black grove of groves stifled my nerves.

"Why are you looking at me like that? It's not like they haven't seen me. As she spoke, she took the initiative to open her legs a little, and her jade hand unconsciously stroked her thighs, her eyes swept over me, and finally froze there.

I was stunned for more than ten seconds before I realized a very serious problem - I was not wearing any clothes on me, and I had a physiological reaction to her body.

The wife of a friend shall not be deceived, and the same is true of the wife's friend, sin and sin... I thought silently in my heart, ran into the toilet with a smoke, put my clothes back on myself in a panic, and wanted to open the door of the toilet and go out, but I didn't know how to face her after going out, so I hesitated in place for a long time.

Fang Ming ......" She took the initiative to walk outside the door, because my toilet door was frosted, so I could see her.